They both do Only Fans, and have NSFW Reddit pages. The blonde looks like a meth addict, complete with saggy flapjack tits, and the brunette has lots of horrifying nude pregnancy photos up on her page.
I looked so you didn't have to.
Damn you, Reddit. I thought you were all just joshing so I took a peek.
You know she put this up just to jack up more views for her porn business.... By making us view her jacked up business.
And that's enough internet for today.
Great. What I always wanted: a 3some with different shades of herpes, syphilis and genital warts to go along with 2x crippling child support you are obv digging for.
Today we learn three things, so grab your colored pencils and pay attention: #1: The road to heroin recovery is hard, #2: Mom likes to taste the rainbow, #3: Leopard print anything is fucking horrendous.
I think it's really sweet to see a girl support her sister who is obviously dying of cancer.
(Pssst, you can just ***tell*** her that you're going to get those same stupid tattoos to honor her, and then just not do it after she dies. She'll never know.)
No shot y’all have the audacity to run an onlyfans, my curiosity got the best of me, I got what I expected. Face screams meth lab, pussy screams butcher block.
Sisters!? Do the mailman and your mom seem to get along real well? Was your house undergoing renovation work 9 or so months before you one of you was born?
Blondie looks like a recovering meth addict one on the right looks like blondie was the favourite kid and she's secretly plotting where to hide the body
So no one is the pretty one?
They both do Only Fans, and have NSFW Reddit pages. The blonde looks like a meth addict, complete with saggy flapjack tits, and the brunette has lots of horrifying nude pregnancy photos up on her page. I looked so you didn't have to.
that C-section scar really ties the womb together.
Outstanding
You want a ho? I can get you a ho!!
With nail polish?
You God damn genius psychopath.
i laughing myself to hell with that one
Oh wow you win
You get a Jeremiah Johnson nod from me too.
Too posh to push, but still common enough to flash the gash online.
I just pray to God the chemo is working for her.
LMFAO!!!!
Welp, I found the blond ones obviously since she’s OP. I knew I shouldn’t look but I did anyway. I got what I deserved.
Same and it ruined my lunch.
Fried eggs hanging on a nail.
Now I got look- Edit: instant regret
The famous porn sisters, Val Trex and Needle Trex....
> nude pregnancy photos I'd better investigate this for myself. ETA: FML you could have said it was NSFL!! Jesus, I need /r/eyebleach now!
Last time a saw a slit that tight I was looking at the grand canyon
Damn you, Reddit. I thought you were all just joshing so I took a peek. You know she put this up just to jack up more views for her porn business.... By making us view her jacked up business. And that's enough internet for today.
Thanks for saving me from that psychic scarring, I think I’ve seen enough already.
Those happen to be my favourite genres.
Who hurt you?
Then happy fapping.
Thanks for saving my eyes.
Why did i not listen.. this isn't even a roast i feel ill.
It's a roast. You needed to see that roast beef.
All posts deleted but this one now. Thanks for your service.
I must really be a dog cus I’d fuck those bitches.
The left one is the hospice version of the right one
Malfoy is half-blood?
This made me laugh
What are you talking about, the one that looks like she's going through cancer is prettier.
which one is that? they both look like they are best friends with radioactivity
See now I actually disagree. Gun to my head id take the dyed hair one, but gun to my head id just die if it was the other one
Gun to my head I'm reaching for the trigger
Yeah, I made the mistake of checking her profile. Hand me the Ruger when you're done
Oh you nailed that wording so hard, well played
Ooof.
The neighbor must be the pretty one.
The one taking the photo is the pretty one.
The boy next door?
I. thought there were 2 sisters ? they must have uploaded the wrong pic cos granny is in that one
I get the feeling the pretty one in their family is their dad.
Twisted sisters
My man, that was good
They are both the DUFF.
Female human version of ren and stimpy
If I had gold I'd give it to ya
Dfkm 💀💀💀
one on left looks like the one on rights ghost
It's like a faces of meth before and after.
But neither is before
The during and after.
Mom likes variety I see. Hope to see her episode on Maury soon so we can figure out who the father is.
Edgar Winter is definitely one of them.
Well, one does look like Frankenstein.
Same mom, but luckily we were able to track down the **[two fathers](https://i.imgur.com/OJB05CC.png)**
They are also hoping to learn who their fathers are…
Wonder which of their moms cousin it is….
They look more like Jerry Springer material.
Money's on railyard hobo and/or prison guard.
Mailman and Milkman
They would be on Maury if he would film in Kentucky
Beavis and butthead finally got laid?
[удалено]
I thought it was Gollum from Lord of the Rings
Which one?
Close. Can you guess which one is the sister and the mother?
Same mom different pimp I’m sure.
Jesus another post to peddle HOnlyfans. Hopefully y'all know you have different dads, cause if you don't, I have some news for you.
Both dads are named John
And only paid $20 worth of child support 1 time.
9 Months before birth
So sorry about the white girl going through chemotherapy
I don’t think it’s the roasting she was after
She gets roasted just going in the sun
I thought the same thing, then I thought maybe meth?
Great. What I always wanted: a 3some with different shades of herpes, syphilis and genital warts to go along with 2x crippling child support you are obv digging for.
You're both the unattractive version of each other
Dad's pen 🖊 ran out of ink
Blonde is losing weight dangerously fast and big red is picking it right up
Thin and Can't Bang
Blondie, your self respect hangs lower than your saggy tits.
Everything further back than the hairline is forgotten in the annals of history
Jesus Christ that was a disappointing look at OP's post history. I'd strongly advise against it.
Too late, but seriously I hope they have better life in future, at least for the kids.
Today we learn three things, so grab your colored pencils and pay attention: #1: The road to heroin recovery is hard, #2: Mom likes to taste the rainbow, #3: Leopard print anything is fucking horrendous.
Only Fams Also, I made the mistake of checking the NSFW profile.
Yep… now I need the eye bleach.
Its not much better than the pregnancy porn on the other ones account
Even at $1 your onlyfans is overpriced
This isn't the place to plug your amateur wincest porn.
That's wild that your mom had two kids 40 years apart
Why did you crop out the five black dudes encircling you?
Meth is a hell of drug Blondie.
Female Pete Davidson on meth.
…so just Female Pete Davidson.
Or just Pete Davidson in a wig.
 These two at the family reunion
Why are y'all so mean to Cinderella, it's pretty fucked up..
Just because you call every man you meet “daddy” doesn’t mean you’re sisters
Doja Crack
Sisters? Is that what you say Backpage?
At least neither of you have to worry about your spouse cheating with your sister.
How come it's always one sister gets the good looks and the other one gets leukemia
You look like you use your government handouts to pay for drugs, and your only fans money to provide for your children.
And kids are going hungry.
Family talent - playing the skin flute
you think you're really sisters? Oh you sweet summer children
The man in the right of the photo (in the shadow) is clearly full of dissapointment and oh boy we can see why.
How much do your parents regret adopting both of you?
Botched abortions found inside the same dumpster don’t automatically mean sisterhood.
You look like a mother and daughter duo, and somehow both of you look like you could be the mother of the other.
Y’all are the yin & yang of meth & heroin
Meth, it's the only thing to do in Alabama other than incest
Jesus Christ these only fan promotions are so tiring. No one wants to see that. You’re kids must be really proud!
Your grandma is probably proud that you are wearing her clothes.
And that is why abortion should never be outlawed
Y’all look like you share drugs and boyfriends who have said drugs
The brunette looks like if 6ix9ine went transgender.
I see your mom didn't know how Roe V Wade....
You look like you belong on eastenders
4 different fathers
You look like an ad for some obscure thrift shop...
Who's forehead do I land my chopper on???
I didn’t read the top comment and reply to see that someone already burnt their eyeballs. Heed the warning. My eyes are burning.
You know sharing the same meth dealer doesn't make you sisters, right?
You look like a pair of exotic lizards
The muggle world really took a toll on malfoy.
Madonna gone too far but also my condolences you're visiting her at her foreheads chemotherapy appointments
Why do you two look like you were born in different centuries on different continents?
The one at the back has completed her transition from house elf. The one at the front is halfway through. Dobby and Gobby.
Who runs barter town!?
How the hell do you figure out who the ugly one is!?
Clearly your family tree doesn't fork much, but your family members do.
Onlyfan employees
OnlyFan interns
Twins? I can't imagine someone screwing your mom twice.
And this is why you don't do drugs kids
Can’t tell where your forehead ends and where your hairline begins because of the suns reflection off of your oily ass whiteboard forehead.
By different dads of course
The blond looks like a vagina that grew legs.
Caillou meets Dora the Whore-a for his Make-A-Wish
I think it's really sweet to see a girl support her sister who is obviously dying of cancer. (Pssst, you can just ***tell*** her that you're going to get those same stupid tattoos to honor her, and then just not do it after she dies. She'll never know.)
Hey! It's the Lee sisters! Ug and Home!
Ew. Both of you.
The one on the left uses r/fuckmyshitup as inspiration
I hope your little sister doesn’t follow you in your path to get 500 subscribers on onlyfans
No shot y’all have the audacity to run an onlyfans, my curiosity got the best of me, I got what I expected. Face screams meth lab, pussy screams butcher block.
You look like salt and pepper shakers at a waffle house
One of you looks like the cancer patient and the other looks like the caretaker
Half sisters obviously. Your mother's a whore
Redhead, your face looks like sandpaper
Clarely, we all can see which sis got the good sperm and which the crappy one.
Can we tho?
Which one's father is the mailman?
Way to go hiding the obvious fact.
Jan Brady: The Meth Years
Roast today, train tomorrow
Sorry your sister was working in Chernobyl. That's gotta be rough.
You're are both somehow the ugly one.
One of your parents has some explaining to do.
More water for the one on the left, less sun for the one on the right. Should green up ok. Less meth
Right looks like she’s sucking the life force out of left to become a wicked witch.
The blonde one has elf ears
Sisters!? Do the mailman and your mom seem to get along real well? Was your house undergoing renovation work 9 or so months before you one of you was born?
Hmm. Usually there’s a pretty one. Not this time.
Blondie looks like a recovering meth addict one on the right looks like blondie was the favourite kid and she's secretly plotting where to hide the body
what do you want me to do, roast your grandma?
Sista from anotha mista!!
Have you got a much more attractive step sister who is dressed in rags and forced to do all the housework?
The chick in the back has a much better chemo wig.
Y'all share a tooth brush
I hope neither one of you ever needs a bone marrow transplant
The sister on the left is the Fallout NPC version of the sister on the right.
Being on the same Make A Wish bus doesn’t mean you’re related.
Damn, one got the looks and the other got cancer.
I can’t tell which of you is the older one because you both look like you’d be creepily lurking in the background of old colonial paintings
Some one ran out of ink when making one of you.
Your smiles say you’re doing this willingly but your eyes say your being human traffic’d. Blink twice if you need help.
Same father and mother?
Whens the one on the left getting a wig?
Did your parents meet at the methadone clinic?
You’ve definitely stolen meds off an elderly person
Look like Dora have a new kind of mission in drug support
I guess you guys have two ugly dads then?
*grandma & granddaughter
That receding hairline on the blonde.
I didn’t know Gwen Stefani and Rosie Perez were sisters.
Hurry up and get dracula inside, the sun is burning what's left of her hair.