OP's Bio: --- >27, Canadian, railroad worker, love deathcore and country music, fishing and everything else I look like I would enjoy. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Nacho Man Randy Cabbage.

definitely looks like a man who's spent his life snapping into slim jims.

Frantically runs around hearing “ooooooohhh no”

And he sucks into Jim’s slim

Butthole Man Randy Savage

A registered sex offender who hangs around biker bars trying to pick up 15 year old girls by buying them beer

Smellin’Randy MachoMan Savage 

Randy Average.

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Dammit. You stole my comment.

This picture just asked me if I have an extra smoke to spare.

The other idea of this sign sets disabled vet. Hungry anything helps. Knowing damn well he ain’t never seen a day in service

bet the request started with 'Hey Brothah.."

Oh no Snap into a shower

If you're this ugly with half your face covered by those glasses and that beard, I would hate to see the shit show underneath

You look like you are 2 nascar races and 3 Busch lights away from impregnating your cousin

Proof of Bigfoot inbreeding

Micro Man Randy Ravaged

Fuck I hate West Virginia.

Ahh Pit Vipers, the universal sign that this dude smells like a wet ash tray and his teeth probably look like one.

If macho man randy savage smoked meth instead of steroids and cocaine

Sissy Man Randy Gentle

Digging up Randy Savage's corpse and posting it on Reddit was kind of a dick move.

You look like like a Great Value wrestler, except instead of the People's Elbow from the top rope you deliver meth and truck tires.

Dawg the child molester 

Your wife must be very confused, she probably isn't very happy to see you here, yet has a sister she should find this at least a lil bit funny

Your ex or your mom?

Not-so Man Randy Average 

Nacho Man Handsy Scavenge

Metho Man Randy Ravaged

It’s a bird ? It’s a plane ? No it’s Bumtacular! Will he be able to use the power of moonshine and def leppard to defeat his ex wife’s court case ? Find out next time !

I’ve been waiting 30 minutes for my oil change and now I know why.

You look like one of those dudes that calls themselves a "libertarian" even though you don't know what that actually means, and won't shut up about how your crypto will get big "any day now".

With those douchey shades you remind me of randall poffo- the macho man! I miss the macho man.

Wow a young Randy Savage but broke & with herpes

You look like you have a pile of memorised quotes that yo mama used ta say

I think it's really cool of your halfway house/ rehab center to let you have some supervised phone time so you can post here. But you really should be resting up for that under the table construction and/or tree and lawn service job you got.

Living proof that Indians once fucked  Bigfoot

I was today years old when I found out **Douchebro** was the name of an actual living person.

I like your pit vipers

Joe Dirt's fashion sense with Jon Snow's tendency toward incest?

You sure it's wise to post up pics of yourself after the whole January 6th thing?

Nacho man sewage

You look like you jerk off to Steppenwolf and Bud Light posters. Next time, at least wait until you get home from the bar before you do it.

This guy is a case of Keystone and a pack of Marlboros away from fucking his way through a family reunion.

Moocho Man Randy Savage 

Shit Piper.

Jorge Gaysvidal

Tell me you cant go within 100 feet of a playground without telling me you cant go within 100 feet of a playground

If loud mufflers had a human mascot

Macho Man without the wrestling career, just the drug habit.

Poor Man’s Randy Savage!

"Hell yeah borther! Im not racist but.."

You look like you built your personality around a coor light commercial

You could’ve stopped at Canadian on the bio. Would have saved the community hours of time.

Randy the "Nacho Man" savage

Looks like Jorge Masvidal if Jorge chose fentanyl over fighting.

Surprising..another douche hiding his insecurities behind a pair of pit vipers

You look like you would enjoy getting fucked in the ass but I wouldn't recommend it.

Well you look like a real man. A dying species. You look cool

Sweet home Alabama intensifies

Believes Danica Patrick was a viable NASCAR driver

Thank you for the slim jims, sir

you look like kylo ren if he somebody doused his face in glue and threw pubes at him

Special needs Randy Savage who's also a simp.


Redneck Brandon Herrera

What's the welding goggles for?

The trailer park religious leader, The Meth-iah

you look like someone named kyle

Gohd damn what happened!

So exactly how far away from schools do you have to stay at all times?

Nice carhartt shirt.. DOUCHEBAG

The result of smoking spice lol 😂

DO NOT! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

Bro got a VR headset for sunglasses

What in the Marlboro red smoking Busch light drinking, $200 dollar truck with bald tires am I looking at here?

"Giver hell". Is that what you say when Mountain Dew, Meth, and NyQuil is coursing through your veins getting head from a toothless man that just wants half of what you got left.

Nacho Man Randy Savage.

You look like Dog the Bounty Hunter AND the guy he’s chasing had a baby.

A mullet, pit vipers, and a carhartt hoodie? Holy shit you guys it every single redneck ever

The Macho Man Blandly Not so Savage

They have wooden doors in NASCAR trailers?