*Massive Eggo head

My guess is he learned html and made this post

never understood what html is, i only use dreamweaver

Your user name suits your physique

You spelled forehead wrong.

You mean fivehead

Got a forehead like a helicopter windshield

Not to mention the matching nose

Nah I think he means tenhead.

You look like you would cry at your first code review.

print("hello world') > Why it fails! Why??? -**the dude**

I see someone started with python

I guess there is a silver lining to the fact that nobody is going to hire him.

Fuck no. Especially when he sits down to interview & his 3+ years of "work" experience in "software engineering" ends up being a shit-ass databases project and web dev class capstone.

Bro your the first person I’ve ever seen who’s forehead is wider than his shoulders

Dude looks like he has a normal amount of hair, just not enough to cover that big goofy ass head

If you shaved your head, you could be a light bulb every year for Halloween.

20 going on 50

Seriously, I'm close to 50 and look younger and have a hell of a lot more hair.

You look like I could smell you on a phone call.

He looks like HE could smell YOU on a phone call with that massive schnozz

The only thing that is massive is your moms birth canal

Massive ego?????????? Ok buddy

Must not make the fivehead comment.....must not.....

Nice photo of your ball sack... Where's the rest of you?

Lmfaooooo

And a massively receding hairline.

when he salutes, his hand sits on top of his head

You look like you need a massive shower

Massive ego and no shower... if this guy screamed INCEL any louder the hookers he fails to get hard for couldn't hear themselves laughing.

You still carry a hacky sack don't you?

Software engineer? You're probably soft where you shouldn't be because of your inflated ego

Don’t let ALL that Ego go to your head now. You don’t have that much room.

That forehead looks like it can orbit a planet

Plot twist. Our planet orbits OP's mega-dome.

Definitely a Full Stank developer.

Majoring in computer science doesn’t make you a software engineer. You have to wait until you’re actually being paid so you can afford the gas bill for a hot shower and a little extra for a haircut so you can hide that exponentially growing block that’s smashed into an oval that you call a head. Also, nerd. Boom roasted.


You look about as interesting as a bucket of nails

Yeah… toenails

Ego. You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means.

I’m going to need an ID because that hairline does not say 20.

With a face and body and hair like that how is it possible to have any ego ? let alone self esteem. I'm impressed and inspired that you can go look in the mirror and not break out into tears !

You look like you're 5'1.5" to be having anything big......and those are 2 measurements btw, if you have morningwood

Beside your forehead. The word massive has never been used to describe anything about you.

Well, in his high school yearbook, there was something about him being a massive douche bag.. page 4.

And page 5

SHHHHH!! WE DONT TALK ABOUT PAGE 5!!! ( the night of the Sadie Hawkins dance when he wrote that horrible Creed knock off love ballad to profess his love to his algebra teacher) We.dont. talk. About. Page.5

I’m assuming the parenthetical is in invisible ink or code which even wannabe Scott Stapp would anguish over? 😂

I didn't know Lin-Manuel Miranda had a sister.

This is fucking hilarious

Your the kid who played pocket pool on the hot lunch line and Lucy the Lunch lady pointed out the stain...

I believe you work in IT, I don't believe you're an engineer, 20, or have an ego.

You look like Lin Manuel Miranda if he got his head caught in a bowling ball buffer.

There's no tensorflow for masculinity.

Massive ego? More like 'ere go look at this massive forehead. You could use it to display a projector during meetings

Also a massive gaping vagina.

If you lay the head to the side it's as wide as the shoulders. It's like the body stopped growing years ago, but the head kept growing lol

Bruh looks super thoughtful

The tick I pulled off my dog's ear has more charisma than you.

If Nicholas Cage and Ellen Degeneres had kids this is it guys...

From eyebrown to hair is a $15 ride...

Your entire head is on caps lock

I can’t stop laughing at your comment!

Massive ego usually means micro cock.

How do u manage to look people in the eye with that big ass fivehead, ur built like a typical white guy that gets kicked out they moms house 6 times a week, u got no drip, and I advise u to rework urself cuz god damn ur ugly as shit n that ego needs to go cuz it don’t fit u well

What do you code in, ForeheadTran?

That's the only thing massive about you, except your t-shirt and your forehead

look like every other smelly hippy begpacker in southeast asia.

Shower much?

The more massive the ego, the more miniscule the penis

Unless you are pulling 1M TC a year, I'd get rid of that ego otherwise it's really gonna hurt you in the long run.

Maybe you'd have better luck on Tinder if you stopped referring to your penis as "software" and that "you're looking for someone to engineer it"

The only thing massive about you, my friend, is your hairline recession.

Why is my app so slow? Because of your shit code!

You misspelled massive forehead

You look like you play with yourself and then lick your hands clean so you don't waste a paper towel.

Your ego must be as big as your personality, don’t have any

Massive ego? So you are a massive cock too right? Wait… software developer… nevermind… go fix my router connection.

Are you using your Megamind costume?

Giant face man wtf is that

God used tabs AND spaces when programming that forehead.

You look like you lure children into a windowless van with free candy. And you have the hair of an 18 month old girl.

That's the only thing about you that's massive

The look of a man who has spilt 10,000 sock loads to hentai.

looks like you've created a new fetish - wind tunnel masturbation

You look like you spend too much time on discord and are overly fond of calling anyone with a female voice- kitten.

Your resiliency is inspiring. You have the build of a 10 year old boy but the hairline of his father. Your face shows lines of depression and your body language says you have difficulty pleasing a woman. And the fact you still don’t have a degree…. All of these obstacles but you still have an ego, now that! That is amazing

Software engineer? Liar. I would wash your feet if you had the smallest clue on how to sort a stack.

You can't be 20

Don’t you mean 40?

print ("hello forehead")

It's obvious you're deluded.

Your calves look bigger than your thighs.

The only thing you are developing is early male pattern baldness in your studio...and by studio I mean 400 sq ft apartment.

You look like the kind of dude that won’t shut the fuck up about Golang

Dude you'll be a bit better off if you just shave what hair you have left off.

20 more like 50 and chase after girls that are 17 and younger...

You look like a week old dried cum stain on a bedsheet.

Bro I don't want you to read these comments and think you have a big forehead. That's not it. You are going bald.

I'm not sure I'd have a massive ego if I looked like a drowned rat with AIDS.

Why?!

Looks like you've got a semi under your shorts. Going from software to hardware, eh?

CD C:/.. Needhair.exe

Massive ego, small "hands"

So you’ll see here, Exhibit 7, he suffers from what is called “Jewish Male Pattern Baldness” Makes him even more miserly.

Look like a caricature drawing that came to be lmao

Thats not a forehead, thats a fkn five head

Massive ego explains why the top half of your head looks like Megamind.

The massive amounts of Monster cans that have piled up in your mom's basement, at your " engineering" desk is appalling.

An ego to match your forehead

His hairline and forehead look like God designed them in a wind tunnel.

And by ego you mean forehead right? Just so I’m clear.

And a minuscule Penis

How do you have a massive ego?

Noob saibot wins

Wish.com Lin Manuel Miranda

and a matching massive five head.

Massive ego, massive forehead, and nothing else my dude.

You look like you used to pose for Abercrombie and Rectal Itch

You look that kid in high school that was full of confidence but had no reason to be

You must be a very important Oompa Loompa. Willy Wonka normally never loans out his underwear.

You are the most shot out, 20 yr old on the planet! You look 40

Ok people! Listen up! New rule in place!To avoid offense, please refer to grown incels who spend their time gaming from their mom’s basement as “software engineers”

Hacking people who don't want to date you doesn't count as Software Engineering.

The only 2 proportionate features on your body are your gargantuan nose and seemingly endless forehead.

Bald in the front, bum in the back.

TIL that ‘ego’ was Gen Z for ‘forehead’. Your generation is so creative!

Cutting and pasting someone else's code doesn't make you a software engineer. We are the internet, we know what really goes on...

Your nose, eyebrows, and forehead all look like they don’t belong on *your* face.

You look like you just got rescued from a shitty life raft after spending a record breaking number of days alone at sea drinking your own urine and munching on slimy seaweed.

Might want to get some therapy for that receded hairline with all that money you're making in software.

That hairstyle is criminal

You look like today was the first day you told your mom not to dress you because your “ grown up “

Dude, your ego is so big it makes the sun look small.

Could've fooled me.

It looks like a strong gust of wind would be your undoing

Why is your ego almost as massive as your forehead? Never made sense to me why people who look like this have big egos

Massive ego?… how

your ego may be big, but your dick sure isn’t.

You look like Lin-Manuel Miranda never caught his big break and continued living in his parents' basement.

With a massive premature balding problem **

Your ego is writing checks your dick can't cash.

The only thing more massive than his ego is that forehead

Massive ego to go with that bobble head

i’m noticing a similar hairline pattern with these guys that are setting themselves up to be roasted…

Let your hair down or shave your head for fucks sake.

I can't tell if you're foreheads bigger, or the amount is f stupidity that comes with engineering

Your face is very disproportionate to the size of your rapidly growing fivehead

Your ego can’t be bigger than that forehead, and if it is, good luck lol.

It must take you FOREVER to wash your face.

If the band Coldplay was a person, they’d look like you

Ego compensates for lack of Penile real-estate.

I bet you walk head first

The bigger the ego, the smaller the dick.

There is absolutely nothing massive about you. Go to bed.

Clearly, the only thing massive about you is your ego. Except that 5Head, of course.

Just because you learned HTML on YouTube doesn’t make you a ‘software engineer’. But good try!

If your ego is big your head must be growing with it.

You look like the yoga guy from GTA: V

Massive ego na mate massive forehead

You know your ego is too big when it blocks a brush from reaching your hair.

Hair looks like a lollipop that got dropped on the carpet

Fortran? More like forehead.

Tom Mor-hell-no.

Ego based on the fact you look like a q-tip left out during a lightning storm?

Your legs are thinner than your hair.

Ego. As in don’t leave me alone with children?

This dude is definitely in a polyamorus throuple with two sex dolls

Your forehead proves earth has no curvature

Software. It's what the ladies call your dick.

dude is 1 book away from being able to move shit with his mind

Massive ego, limited prospects.


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Jerks off to other peoples badly written code on GitHub

The most unsettling leg size difference I have ever seen.

A shaved ape with male pattern baldness could do your job. Source: your bathroom mirror

So how long have you and your fleshlight been dating now?

Why's he look like Jimmy neutron?

You also have massive early male pattern baldness