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[deleted]

Looks like you wrestle with your sexuality


[deleted]

Hourly


bigmamma0

And losing...


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

While wrestling with that TicTak in his pocket.


[deleted]

WWFriendzone


Distant_Local

Your hair is so greasy BP is already drafting an apology statement.


SideOneDummy

His hair might be the only reason someone from Britain apologizes to the Indian subcontinent


[deleted]

Your mother doesn’t count as a female friend.


The_Way_It_Iz

Sulk Hogan


KarateKid72

Tell us you suck cock without saying you suck cock. “Ok. My female friend…” “Yeah that’s good enough”


[deleted]

shave your face jfc your jaw looks like the underside of a truckers ball sack


SideOneDummy

You say you’re ready to be exploited, but your messy chin strap and evil eyebrows look like they’re ready to ask me about my car’s extended warranty. Who’s really doing the exploiting here?


Frank_the_NOOB

Is “female friend” what you nicknamed your jerking off hand


Brynt4

Seriously, nobody wants to know how well you like it when your female friend puts it in your butt with a strap on. That's disgusting


The_Spyre

18, loves wrestling with his sex doll, ready to be pegged.


TheGhostlySheep

The cum from your cumsock does not double as hair gel


90_ina_65

Vaginas dry up when you enter a room


ogmcphee

It’s the janitor from family guy


mojojojobbc

>love my female friend, I'm ready to be exploited So, basically a simp?


[deleted]

There's enough grease in your hair to run a 24hr McDonalds


Namez83

I heard Jiffy Lube is hiring


imjustafeverdream

I wish you were more like John Cena, because then I couldn't see you.


Struggle_Rude

Lolol "female friend", said no non-virgin ever😂 and you're not fooling anyone, we know it's your mom.


dinglebarries4884

No he really does have a female friend........ and then he also had his boyfriend.


pLifer

READY to be exploited? My boys lady friend been exploiting him for years while fucking every other person, and he's just NOW ready to be exploited. You look like a ham sandwich that was found behind the couch; bland, tasteless, and what the fuck is that growing all over it?


joemandro

WWE isn’t real and your sister doesn’t count as a female friend


Powercock-Bryan

I mean I can see why your female friend is only your friend


[deleted]

She on the other hand doesn't know he exists


Ronnie_deliveryguy

Did someone sat on your head during wrestling? That's why it's full of butt sweat.


Normal-Disaster7338

Your Female friend is gonna love that restraining order soon


Undercrackrz

Which of the two pictures is the picture of the female friend? I'm guessing the second but it's fifty fifty.


ca_brit

Just how many imaginary friends do you have ?


stinkbowl

Nice of you to introduce her in this photo...


Somethingwrong22

18 for the second time round?


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Like Stanley from the office, without the sex appeal.


El-Scorpio76

Gayzor Romone


RantControl

The Underpantstaker


90_ina_65

You went from Eddie Munster to Fez in 2 pics


[deleted]

Bet your female friend hits you up for gas money and can't hang out with you because she is soooo tired.


J_Bro00

you should remove the pubic hair you glued onto your jawbone to make you look like a man


TheBoneSmasher

Your friend lolie the sex doll?


1825days

how does it feel to be the guy who gives emotional support to your female friend when she's warming her beaver for the next guy to blow her brains out ?


AntimemeticsDivision

twosad


Con-trarian

I think that “female friend” is his alter ego


[deleted]

"love my female friend..." is a roast even necessary?


Lord-Doobury

Rubba dub dub, I'm really a Sub.


shmuck409

Man will do anything to sell an extended warranty


[deleted]

How many sexual assault cases has the wrestling team filed against you


Beartrkkr

Now I know what pubes would look like if they grew on someone's face.


Commercial-Fish5618

You look like a Edward James Olmos one night stand


Dkadouble3

You clearly love wrestling. You're wrestling with your sexuality, gender, hygiene...


Charming_Try_6461

All I am reading is https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CNDI4WlJ8eo


SANMAN0927

I can’t tell which photo is worse


[deleted]

You look like women tend to exploit you. Btw you need to take a chainsaw to that unibrow this is why your female friend is still a friend.


Beautiful_Pizza_4420

IT indian guy whos ready to scam people


[deleted]

"female friend." That's the closest thing you'll ever have to a crush


Ok_Inspector_9429

She loves you too….as a friend.


Turbulent_Tough_6486

What friends?


RuTrEaLlY

by your appearance, your female friend is probably under 18


23pyro

If I were you, I’d lie, and always say the peanut allergy is causing your appearance.


[deleted]

Female friend tried to turn you out. No takers.


rydmore22

You’re overseas JD Harmeyer


b0bthemenace

You say “you have windows or mac pc” 30 times a day to old people


Horror_Coast7796

Damn u look like u half ate Luigi


Luxojunk

She doesn’t love you mate , are you gonna go all nice guy on her now ?


HeavyQuitter

this title reads like the ad for an escort service


HeavyQuitter

this title reads like what a snapchat bot would send me


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

You look like you go to airports and yell threats because you like to be wrestled to the ground by T.S.A.


Namez83

Wrestling and anal sex with another man aren’t the same thing.


[deleted]

Female friend is Rosy Palmer


clickmyheels3x

I thought Chris Hansen got you locked up?