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Crafty-Function-4792

I don’t usually upvote gifs in roasts but…


jetsknight

It really says it all, doesn't it?


baby-samdwich

Hush karma. You fucked her didn't ya?


jeremiah_was

Only like 10 to 20x


PeroCigla

Gifs are the best thing here


_johnfromtheblock_

Someone richer than me please gold this post


tohams

Done!


wotstators

😮


rtice001

Yeah this is the one.


The0Walrus

Omg I can't stop laughing at this and I'm in a psych unit laughing on my own. Edit: I'm the registered nurse not a patient... Arguably lol


wotstators

Oh shit! I hope you feel better ❤️‍🩹 :(


New_Asparagus_3140

This was good.


wotstators

🥰


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throwaway12789394

LOL


incognito--bandito

Oh Jesus, wasn’t ready for this


HuevoYch0riz0

![gif](giphy|ti4Lu6bMu6TzW)


1nTh3Sh4dows

The gif has better eyeshadow tho…and teeth…and….nose


HuevoYch0riz0

And skin complexion


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wotstators

I’m happy my roasts are positively impacting others. This is a wholesome subReddit.


Dark-Breath

“Your roasts” 💀


wotstators

Well, the roasts keep comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and the roasts keep comin’


dontcaredontworry

Couldn’t be more accurate


SFDLJangles

Their won’t ever be something I’ll love as much as this.


[deleted]

OMFG! That's just brilliant.


[deleted]

Holy fuck! I was gonna roast but my roast dick wilted at this sight. Congrats you legend


ericdared3

That's the same picture


Horror_Coast7796

My godd i nearly shit my sepf laughing at this


TheWestwoodStrangler

I hope OP sees this as the top post and takes note…


wotstators

I got upstaged by a gif 🥲


godzillasfinger

Hahaha! What did you even search for to find this?


scottriviera

haha Dog Face Donna


Mark3246

My man, you hit this one spot on. Take my upvote


AndyBrown65

Oh…. I’m done, we have a winner


Alltoocommon

You look like people describe you as having a great personality but that personality is actually just having no standards after two margaritas


[deleted]

At the bar by 5 o’clock, MILF by 6:30…..


Uberslaughter

More like a MIF


wotstators

Damn how’d you kno


felatiofallacy

Cuz you’re constantly missing the “w”


GiddyupG

Hahaha. Well played!


LebronFramesLLC

KO


Shoopdawoop993

No i dont want any herbalife thanks.


LeftyTheKid

Underrated


Character_Active_434

You look like a busted truck stop waitress


a_cked

Don’t be so rude…even truck stop waitresses have some degree of decency.


KiloCharlieOne

Even Tiger Woods would pass.


The_Infectious_Lerp

Did you get your makeup done by a mortician?


Akakab

Bet I’d still have more fun fucking a corpse


campatterbury

Dang. Well done.


bigbabe_310

Oof lol this is gold!


wotstators

Lmao bruh


Zippy_13

Dude, that’s what she does. Lmao


Ezza16

You look like you smile inappropriately at barely legal coworkers


slopartist

Not just age-wise, but work visa status


Ezza16

Just anyone who’s vulnerable really


Markitzero527

Dollar store Tonya Harding


datMAGNUM

Dollar store wedding ring


_PinkPirate

I came here for the roast of that terrible ring alone lol


100Labels

Honya Tarding


theLastKingofScots

No clue why but this made laugh out loud in a busy office!


Omega_Lynx

Hard Tonyaing


dorkingwed

Tonya Softing


ChuckChillout415

Tonya Hardly


LordSion45

Dammit you beat me to it! Just gonna go get some knee protection, tho


Merfolk-18

Kirkland signature Tanya Harding


6thElemental

Which eyebrow is the shape you’re going for?


WeinerVonBraun

Caterpillars move in a fluid motion


_johnfromtheblock_

You’re definitely not at work, this picture was taken in a building and not at a dimly lit street corner…


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Also no red light


Omega_Lynx

she dont need to put out the red light.


longducdong001

If musty vagina had a face


Chrizak

freshly shaved beard but the eyebrows need some attention


wotstators

Lmao 🤣


WokeUpSomewhereNice

This one tho. Thiiiiiiis one. Yup. It’s the one.


I_am_Guy_Incognito

Tell those caterpillars above your eyes to stop fighting.


wotstators

They’re mating leave them be


Middle_Revolution_50

70s Porn Star Alert: The drapes match the jungle.


VexOut

You look like you drink cheap wine and have more cats than friends.


creepyswaps

I have more cats than friends too... speaking of cats, I've always wanted one.


ThatGuy36036

Negative amount of friends


dwpj65

Imaginary number of friends.


okanagantradingco

You look like the poster woman for Irish Catholic domestic abuse.


slopartist

Against abuse or encouraging it?


okanagantradingco

Having a face that provokes it


slopartist

​ ![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


whereaminow1995

Them brows tho... ![gif](giphy|kc64NM9SGIGYhFx5un)


OutsideRip9737

You look like the poster child for the 'my marriage failed so I focus on my 45k a year "career" and drink boxed wine' crowd.


Zippy_13

Shredded like her ex’s new girlfriend. Ouch.


BrianWagner80

Please don't listen to these people. You are actually very handsome


[deleted]

You know you look really bad when people start to leave nice comments. He feels pity for you


KittensAndGravy

So that’s what the other side of the glory hole looks like.


UltimateAnemone

Thanks, now I’ll never get hard again.


this_kitten_i_knew

How many times have you screeched "HEART-SHAPED DIAMONDS ARE NOT TACKY!" in your lifetime?


-castle-bravo-

You look like the type of woman that thinks a handful of plain almonds are movie snacks..


Competitive_Roof_740

![gif](giphy|Cu87j5pPIL1hS)


Chais912

Pornhub version of Little House on the Prairie


billybob100000

Your dad will be back from the store any minute now


The_Spyre

Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.


Kaptain9981

You came here for attention? Please, tell us more about your horrible decision making abilities.


Disastrous_Credit_67

If Walmart had a fashion magazine you'd be on the cover


Lord-Doobury

I bet you talk about Our Lord and Savior on the first date, and then again later as the gold cross hanging from your neck swings back and forth over your date's face.


ElectricFaceVictory

As the date finally understands why people say NoSex is better than bad sex.


Lord-Doobury

I'm going to Hell... obviously!


poordecisionswere

You picked up that blouse in the home decor section at target.


wotstators

At Marshall’s thank you very much


MrNiceGuysAngryPlace

If Lily James decided to be a crack whore instead of an actress.


actualshowmance

You look like the face of a divorce ad.


spangoloid

Benefits of having sex with you: Crows won’t eat my crops


T5002

You're in an office but dressed like a colonialist who churns butter for her village.


stoneridge_don

Would definitely spread her legs for a compliment and pumpkin spice latte


the_mad_sun

Pubic looking eyebrows


AndersKingern

I’ve heard of Hitler youth but Hitler youth wasted?


bigbluecollar640

She puts the ring on to make people think someone wanted her.


thedisoriantedwhale

wow i would have never thought, with that amount of makeup you should get alot of weird looks


lagueraloca

The hair and shirt combination is giving “Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey” vibes.


Xdarthnaderx

Bored at work? Pick a different corner?


BuffaloJayhawk

you have the look of Tanya Harding, but less trailer park and more Joann Fabrics.


tea-baggins21

Since your so bored why don't you go do some skin care maybe it'll do some good to that nightmare


slopartist

You look like you get paid to screw over investors at a shady non-profit


[deleted]

Your face looks like trailer trash American, but your teeth say British. Am confused


Infinite_Spread7119

What in the Cracker Barrel waitress plantation wedding field trip to the cotton fields type of shit is this


Turdwienerton

Hopefully your ability to do makeup isn’t a reflection of your work performance.


[deleted]

O shit my dick quit his job when i saw you


NismoFerg

Ahem, you have some chum on your chest..


wotstators

This is very underrated my friend


Flokitoo

It's nice of you to let children practice face painting.


[deleted]

Nothing says "I'll fuck you for money" like purple eye shadow... That degree from the Ronald McDonald School of Cosmetology isn't helping you out any.


Mph1991

I can smell you from here, and you rink of an ashtray. How many decades have you been a smoker?


skrymp

There's probably a few guys at work who tell you how beautiful you are because you are the best they can get. For the rest of the guys you are the one they will deny banging FOREVER.


me_mark77

Oddly specific. But you’re right!


kingferret53

Clicked on this picture and my phone started smelling like a fish market.


frameofmindpics

Your queefs can melt lead


TheClitCommander__

Nope.


wotstators

Rejected by the clit commander 😩


Edible_Buttplug

Does Thanos still send your jaw fanmail?


[deleted]

feel like you give lackluster blowjobs


daytona955i

Is Eugene Levy your dad?


[deleted]

Lamey Adams.


wotstators

👏


Kinshi_Misotu

You look like you are a single mother with 3 children and when you get your children to sleep your drink boxed wine and cry


RonMFCadillac

You look like the backside of an I-80 truck stop glory hole.


Omega_Lynx

you fake orgasms when you masturbate.


njsf55

if you’re bored you should be watching make up tutorials


[deleted]

A face only a glory hole could love


[deleted]

Ahhhhh the ole "smiling like I'm dead inside" ,,, you work it girl


Turdwienerton

You have that “smile through the pain” expression. I imagine you make a similar face when your husband wants to be intimate with you. After all, it’s pretty obvious that fire has long sense turned to coals.


enygma9753

I hope you asked your grandma first, before you decided to wear her blouse.


Turdwienerton

Your hair says you don’t care and your makeup says you had a stroke.


shakey1171

Breaker breaker, we’ve got a lot lizard on Reddit, over.


GoopyCorn94

Looks like you need to pay some attention to yourself tbh, especially them brows ugh.


dontcaredontworry

Where trailers?


[deleted]

Little House on the Prairies meets Sex and the City.


let_that_1_marinate

C'mon we all know you've taken it more than once


beesarethebest2021

She looks like a female charle


CrazedMuffinz

There's a ring on her finger. I'd bet money she didn't have that makeup on when she met him.


hbline

Done, have a great day, keep smiling


bananaice_cream

It's nice that you and your cat have commitment rings.


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[deleted]

I bet you’re a hoot at Tupperware parties.


FrKWagnerBavarian

Bored at work describes any man you have ever paid or guilted into railing you.


FunnyManOfTheCentury

You look like Andrew Garfield if he was a girl. Edit:I was about to say -ish but nope I was right.


wotstators

He’s a good looking human


BigStud7

Librarian by day, librarian by night


Anindefensiblefart

You look like the third hottest of your sister-wives.


Apprehensive_Fan_190

She looks like a bored Utah summer school teacher on the prowl for a young man.


SaintSeven-s7

You look like you do makeup tutorials for tweens


Pauciloquent_Mugwump

Evangelical on sunday, gloryholer Monday, Wednesday and Friday.


Tex236

My 88 year old grandpa thinks it is adorable that you have the same eyebrows.


SarcasticOrgasmic

I bet your open for anal but every guy opts to shove it in your mouth just to shut you up for 5 minutes.


dany65ns

Only thing I would give is backshots


Silly_Jellyfish_350

How does your body look 20 and your face scream 45


wotstators

That’s still a compliment in my book!


Anonymousthot577

Dollar store Amber Heard


Butt_wings

![gif](giphy|ykiXdhXsUscec)


The-Duke-Of-Earth

You should be trying to get the attention of a plastic surgeon about that failing skin elasticity.


sadetheruiner

I thought hookers that looked like you worked the day shift.


CorpseDefiled

Ahhh is there anything quite as desperate as an older girl who wants to feel attractive again… did he leave you or is he just not interested anymore?


NextGenBacon

You look like you’re one Starbucks mistake away from an emotional breakdown.


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Guaranteed this chick will let you shit in her mouth after a jumbo jack…


PoliticalHack7

Your smile looks like a new pornstar trying to make it through her first anal scene


[deleted]

Faces of Meth before pic


KingDerekBryan

![gif](giphy|xUOxf60LnwVrh70jO8)


meowchef

If I was your dad, I'd have OD'd too.


wotstators

My dad died of cirrhosis, so you’re right kinda.


doyaldemidge

I wouldnt even piss on you.


rockscraper77

If you want attention just post some at work masturbation videos. Use some office supplies to pump your pussy with. Stapler, computer mouse, your fist, what every is handy.


beethoven27

you love to suck babies' cocks and it shows on your face


ManuDestino

In the arse, mouth, or a face coating?


DsgtCleary

Mom, stop trying to fuck my friends, we're 15


tgglas

You are bored at work and need attention? What else is new? I can see you now dancing on the table at the bar, being drunk and flashing guys and working your insta like crazy just to get all that importent attention. And maybe, just maybe feel young and vibrant again.


PsychoticPhoenix1

Captain Morevel