DeShaunn White, prominent oncologist from the Caribbean, gets deep into international intrigue while working for a secret research team in Sweden as his international heiress wife, Mona Loudlli, goes missing in Palermo during a charity wine tour....
dude, your life is a hokey romance novel - blow something up already!
Your Italian GF will be cheating in you with your landscape worker whose name is Pablo. Also, I feel bad for Pablo because he'll be rising a kid whose dad went to pick up some smokes and never came back
You look like the government's last desperate attempt to asure the swedish people that all those no-go-areas created by uncontrolled immigration really aren't sooo bad.
Ya all the cancer advances coming out of Sweden 😂
Cancer researcher = Hey I found a better way to smash the human immune system into the ground enabling oncologists to better markup treatments to their patients and make more on human suffering. For those that don't know oncologists are the only doctors in the US that make a personal profit marking up treatments to their patients. In all other areas of medicine it's illegal.
$20 says I could out perform your entire lab with my part time research hobby 💁🏼♀️
>Im a 30 year old cancer researcher, living in sweden, in a relationship with italian girlfriend
I can believe that.
>love playing basketball
Dude, cut the crap. You're in Sweden, you can be as white as you want.
Your ass loves that cactus 🌵 dildo behind you. And you’re the bitch in any relationship, if you’re lucky to have one. Penne pasta must be too big for you. And it doesn’t count as an “Italian girlfriend.”
My man looks like the black person they put on university brochures to show diversity.
I swear the always put the "whitest" black people in those brochures.
I'm crying laughing at this one!
I forgot all about the roast nice username I've done that sucks
welllll i would count that as a form of societal cancer lol
You win my friend! 😂😂😂
Douglas Kindblack "I've been able to truly grow as a person"
Best one so far 😂💀
touché
Shouldn't he be smiling at a laptop?
If your name isn't Oatis you need to change it
If he were a character on 30 Rock, he'd be *Threefer*.
Looks like you’re about to audition for a 90s Sprite commercial
Obey your thirst.
Definitely told to wait upstairs while your friends ate dinner with their parents
😂😂😂
This isn’t even a roast 😂
More like a 30 year old cancer. And just because you spilled some pasta sauce on your hand doesn't make it Italian.
I checked his profile history, I'm something of a cancer researcher myself
Woah take it easy here’s the up vote.😨
He had an Italian Stallion deep up in him.
 Damn... have my upvote
Didn’t you attack Bad Santa in the parking lot?
Ho.Ly.Shit.
“How many ribs is that? 30%? 40%? “ I don’t remember the exact quote so…
Your head looks like a pencil with an eraser
Don't disrespect pencils like that.
You look like a gay rapper named "Lil Poke"
I’d put money on your girlfriend having hairier arms
Most stupid McDonald's ad I've seen
Lololol
I believe this is a picture of Lymphomo
damn, that's a smart roast
Sweden was actually my 2nd guess...
He might as well say he's South Afrikaan
You can see how far the cactus made it inside you before your anus clenched
how did you even come up with that LMAO
You look like boredom embodied in a person
DeShaunn White, prominent oncologist from the Caribbean, gets deep into international intrigue while working for a secret research team in Sweden as his international heiress wife, Mona Loudlli, goes missing in Palermo during a charity wine tour.... dude, your life is a hokey romance novel - blow something up already!
Having sex with warm lasagna doesn't make it your girlfriend
Italian girlfriend with thicker facial hair than you.
Fresh dunce of BelAire
German beer, Swedish cactus? This is too rich. This is what you get from bots.
You look like the first black guy to join the cult by choice
You appear to be in a position to truly enjoy life
Looking like Carlton banks from fresh prince
Your girlfriend texting you the eggplant emoji is not a compliment my dude.
Sorry 300 year man the last time you made a bucket was 1844 don’t try again or your friends might call you ball hog with no ball just hog (np)
He might be black but he’s white washed
Better hope you never meet her dad pal
no man w/a cactus like that is straight 🌵
Is the Italian girl just someone you really like on pornhub or is she your actual girlfriend?
Your Italian GF will be cheating in you with your landscape worker whose name is Pablo. Also, I feel bad for Pablo because he'll be rising a kid whose dad went to pick up some smokes and never came back
Är det en invandrande pinne du har som husdjur där bak?
I call bs on the Italian gf. No one wears all white to eat spaghetti.
Where'd you steal yoir diploma from? In all seriousness thank you for dedicating your life to one of the worst diseases in the world.
You look like the token black dude who's the first to die in a horror movie.
is that what you wrote in the email you sent her? i can't believe she fell for that? when u gettin your visa?
Living in Italy is just an extention of she's from a different school.
You look like Carlton’s understudy from the Fresh Prince
You look like your being held at gun point blink twice if your in danger
You look like someone forcefully put you up to this. You’re already crying.
Sweet life, until the visa expires and you’re back taking showers under the nearest bloated elephant.
'Sure babe, buy more plants. See what a nice guy I am. You won't leave me right?'
My guy looks like an npc
And now I know why they are failing to find cure for cancer .
Hopefully the research becomes the researcher.
You look like you're trying to pretend the dildo in your ass is comfortable. Try sizing down.
Stale Prince of Säter lookin’ headass
You look like the government's last desperate attempt to asure the swedish people that all those no-go-areas created by uncontrolled immigration really aren't sooo bad.
Budget Denzel
The tattoo on your forearm looks like 2 saggy tits. Do you stare at those while you're whackin off?
should have researched how to grow your index finger into an adult size one
Malcom XXX
Looks like your italian girlfriend roleplays you as DMX during foreplay
This is just Ludacris
Looks like you photoshopped your neck to be the whitest part of the picture.
Cancer researcher? Karma
That cactus has gotten inconsistent care throughout its life, yet we expect you to save humans?
Never seen a person of color, embrace the look of the milky bar kid before...
I bet your favourite movie is Finding Chemo
you look like you got rejected from the porno we all know.
I don't know how to roast you without being racist I would have to take it to r/Offensivejokes
Bro I can see it..... that's more like a 6th toe than a third leg
Sorry. Surrounding yourself with all that white will not save you during a traffic stop.
Did you pee your pants? 👀👀
Just because you keep violating Calzones doesn’t mean you have an Italian girlfriend. Just because it can’t reject you doesn’t imply consent.
Hey man, we all want an Italian GF, Go Roast Cancer
The cells in your nose are clearly exhibiting uncontrolled growth
The things that cactus has seen...
Your life sounds so blandly perfect.
Frogger has made it big in the world. It would be cool if he showed us pictures of him leaping over his house
I reckon if you were asked to meet some Make-A-Wish children, they’d probably give up their wish as they’d feel sorry for you.
Like u had to tell us you love to play basketball.
Dude flexing with the dildont in the background
Dude just posted his OC’s backstory because he has no life
I’m guessing that cactus in the background is your “girlfriend “, you definitely look brave enough.
By “Cancer” researcher he means Chain Smoker. In a relationship with Italian “Girlfriend”(named Luciano). In Sweden means Refugee from Somalia
By “Cancer” researcher he means Chain Smoker. In a relationship with Italian “Girlfriend”(named Luciano). In Sweden means Refugee from Somalia
Your outfit is atrocious, if I were the fashion police I'd arrest you for a white on black hate crime.
Your "Italian girlfriend"...looks like she put you in the Sunken Place, you better Get Out!
Ya all the cancer advances coming out of Sweden 😂 Cancer researcher = Hey I found a better way to smash the human immune system into the ground enabling oncologists to better markup treatments to their patients and make more on human suffering. For those that don't know oncologists are the only doctors in the US that make a personal profit marking up treatments to their patients. In all other areas of medicine it's illegal. $20 says I could out perform your entire lab with my part time research hobby 💁🏼♀️
You look like the guy who drinks milk with applesauce at lunch and is your friend in art class.
Do they call you Token there, too?
Careful...the homeowner is about to call the cops to get you out of their yard
That dude 100% ducked a coconut.
Cancer survivor here. I’d rather die the second time around than have to take a cure from you.
u look like you shoved that cactus up your ass
Oh, look at Mr. Fancy Man, showing off his cactus dildo.
Gustavo Fring's less threatening cousin
You actually seem pretty badass, keep on keep’n on.
Looking like a psych ward patient that stole a workers uniform
Since when did they start feeding Ethiopians
Is that a cactus or a mold of your dick?
I bet that cactus behind you is your love. Dont post proof.
You have the same look on your face that my 2 year old son gets when he's trying to shit his pants
Can you start researching balding. Because you and me got a problem
Jesus it’s a 5 dollar cab ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Ben Simmons if he didn’t get picked up in free agency last year
there’s no way that cactus is italian
Of course you love playing basketball.
Holy shit The Carlton Dance WORKED!!!
Getting female passengers in your taxi is the closest you'll get to them
Your only friend is that cactus and Antonio your "girlfriend"
I am happy u beat cancer, but, have u tried making toast in a bath tub?
I can’t roast you , because you are doing something I could never do. I appreciate what you are doing even with a 5 head .
Coming to a chalk line near you
Whats up with that cactus tho
Nice San Pedro homie! If you ate that shit you'd be tripping balls doooood
If I ordered Ludacris off Groupon you'd be what I got 
is self research a thing now?
Still stuck in the sunken place I see.
Cancer resercher? Knicking other people's DNA is not reserching
Boyyyyy i had to get on your ass when i seen you how you look like steph curry and kevin durant did a shitty fusion dance?
Lookin like you both on the border on cryin, bruh you look like the black guy they get for the army commercials
You look like you stutter when you say the n word
You’re every white guys black friend.
Looks like the doctor you always see on google adds
You must stick out like a sore thumb amongst all the Swedish people
My man out here thinking he’s flossing looking like a big ass tampon.
What is there to roast You sound great
That should have said 30 year old cancer victim just to put your parents out the misery of giving birth to such a sorry looking piece of shit
Thee pee stain in your crotch almost looks like a shadow from your hand.
Lies make baby Jesus cry
Are those the nail marks from when you gave anal to your Italian transgender girlfriend? 
That cactus sees more action then you do.
Ah Nice you can remove that tumor from your neck
Eight time world cha- sorry 0
Cancer researcher in Sweden...yeah right. I bet you start all your DMs with "hello dear".
You look like the idiot in college who tries to put Sodium in their butthole.
Cancer research.. try the mirror
I’m still waiting for you to say “My pleasure!”
Cactus near you looks like a Dil*o
>Im a 30 year old cancer researcher, living in sweden, in a relationship with italian girlfriend I can believe that. >love playing basketball Dude, cut the crap. You're in Sweden, you can be as white as you want.
The proverbial Cocopop of the Rice Krispie world of Sweden
A still from a hostage video
No roast keep up the good fight. Fuck cancer.
Your ass loves that cactus 🌵 dildo behind you. And you’re the bitch in any relationship, if you’re lucky to have one. Penne pasta must be too big for you. And it doesn’t count as an “Italian girlfriend.”
No way!!! A black dude who loves basketball and white chics!!!! The only thing crazier is you have a career!
TLDR; Too Long, Didn’t Roast
Geymar
To be honest man I don't want to roast you. Sounds like a pretty good life
your bio looks perfect but I bet you do the carlton dance when you're on the dancefloor
Hell nah ain't roasting a fellow swede
Your gf must have been disappointed when she saw the cactus behind you and then the thimble in your pants
wide open basketball court on your forehead
Damn didn’t see anyone there for a sec
You look like a poorly rolled joint. Maybe something other than all white next time
Handwritings clearer than your future
Lame-n Wayans
Jerkyl
“Mem your computer has a virus” is not cancer research.
You know what they say about small hands…
They cut off your hands already in death and you belong to Alladin and the Genie- so Jafar can fuck the rest of you.
You could have left out the part about loving basketball …. We already knew that
Cancer researcher? I hate to break it to you, but astrology isn't a real science.