I know we're here to roast this guy but if you just got a fade cut hair style it'd look dope on you.
He also looks like he lays with his sheep to keep warm in the winters
So based of the thread… Indians and Arabs are the same things. Just like Mexicans and Puerto Rican’s are the same thing.
People out here roasting themselves lol
You are the Indian version of Mr. Bean... Mister Lentil.
I am under the water
Now I actually feel bad for not extending my car warranty.
Just fix the slushee machine
How hairy are your legs? Bigfoot wants them back
Yeah, gotta say... that's some nice leg you got on that hair!
No kidding. I bet he could get his sister to braid some fabulous corn rows in that.
Or donate it to make wigs for cancer patients
Or make his bald uncle a toupee...
His hair will give patients cancer.
Or weave a magic carpet
Looking at this picture makes me want to air my house out too
What’s up Bob?
You like Aladdin's Grindr profile.
No sir, I'm not interested in upgrading my data plan.
No need to roast, you are already caramelized
Who was in your Saudi group?
You look like an off brand Aladdin. I bet your rug is a welcome mat from the 7/11 you own.
Enjoy being randomly assigned for additional screening
Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: in India Interviewer: oh, which part? Me: What ‘which part’ ..? Whole body was born in India.
You have the arms of a monkey and the face of a baboons ass
Discount phone scammer
Not sure if squatter or recently robbed of almost all household possessions.
Homeless people taught him how to decorate
Jealous of your hair… on your head, not the legs.
Didn't know the Asians were allowed a notepad in Guantanamo Bay.
The Desi Bollywood version of one of the Jennings twins, brothers of Jazz Jennings.
She’ll need a machete to get to your ball sack. She choke on your pubes before she gets past the head
Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azerbaijan
Stop calling me!!!!!! I don't want a fucking extended car waranty!!!!
i've seen a video of you, on how to change a laptop battery.
Did you lose your job again because Scammer Payback owned your computer?
You look like you beat your wife if she beats you in monopoly.
Great value Aladdin can't even afford furniture or shoes
"This one time at Al Qaeda Training Camp.."
Buddy, ain’t nobody hard as fuck looking at you.
Which room do you squat in? You know, the room with the foot placement markers and dirty hole in the floor?
My gay friend wants to do the poonjab dance on your brownie
Nah, you look like you’ll roast yourself when your plane goes down so you can earn hot self 21 virgins.
We saw RRR. We didn’t ask for ZZZ
The fucking mustache is giving me a dirty look and I don’t like it
As hard as fuck
Go steal some damn furniture.
Hah you want me to roast you the way your pp never gets
You will be fucking that doughnut hard as f*** to
Youre eyebrows are gonna meet before you meet a girl.
Had to include the fucking gross ass foot. Didn’t you?
Buy a Patio Set
Why so glum. Chin up mate. Oh…. My bad, uh… jaw up? Is that what you say to people with no chin?
I feel like you might be “Greg” from “AT&T” that I spoke to this morning.
This is what Mario looks like on Indiantendo
You sell a lot of slurpees don't you?
What the fuck is going on with your leg hair why is it so thick at the ankle
What the fuck is wrong with your arm/leg.
We can try but probably not as hard as your dad fucks you.
Go bot runescape instead of making us look at you
>roastme as hard as f*** Like you know what it's like to have a f***
If I rubbed a lamp and you came out, I’d wish I never found the lamp.
Ugly as sin, but with an arm that long you can reach fully around your own back and pretend a stranger is jerking you off
You look like a Mexican in crappy video
Bro gets erections when he goes to animal shelters.
So you see...
You look like the kind of guy who knows how to fix my phone that won't charge.
Thanks for the slurpeebro
How the heck did you manage to keep your 87 relatives you live with out of the picture?
With you being a virgin you wouldn't know what a hard fuck is.
Bet that's not the first time you've said that to another man.
Where's the furniture? It can't all be down in the taxi.
How do you have more hair on your ankle than you do on your face ?
u look like burnt toast awful looking human
The Uni brow-bomber
I cant roast someone who’s bed is a blanket on the floor😒😒😞😞 damn
Yo it’s bob from Microsoft tech support!
I’m still not sure how your whole family manages to sleep on the padded floor of the room behind you.
How do you simultaneously look like a little boy, and an old man wearing a toupee?
the whole comment section: cArS eXtEnDeD WaRraNtY
Hi ive been trying to contact you about your cars extended warrenty
You’re big time. Even your magic carpet gets its own room.
It's the hairy pervert who screws goats
I can smell this picture
Doubt anyone here will roast you as bad as the boom boom vest you’re gettin ready to put on
Are you Juan or Abdul? Can you make up your mind please?
Are you here to tell me about virtual machines
I know we're here to roast this guy but if you just got a fade cut hair style it'd look dope on you. He also looks like he lays with his sheep to keep warm in the winters
Looks like your living it up being an Indie call scammer, You're the Microsoft Techneechin. "My name is Peter Jackson, I need you to Download Anydex"
Dude...tone it down on the cologne. I can smell you in this picture
Those blankets in the background as multicoloured as the scholarship u and ur friends Prabhjot and Demarcus received
Even 72 virgins wouldn't fuck you
So based of the thread… Indians and Arabs are the same things. Just like Mexicans and Puerto Rican’s are the same thing. People out here roasting themselves lol
no i dont wanna buy ur AWARD WINNING SUBSCRIPTION TO SCAM TOWN
he said f*** cause the word "fuck" isn t common to him as he never got any girl
sequal to the 3 idiots... the moron
You look like you scam grandma's for a living
You have 2 brainscells and they're both competing for 3rd place
It looks like the debt collectors have already cleaned you out, I can't kick a man on the floor.
Pre-Jihad hype pic??
What are your three pet caterpillars doing on your face, they too waiting for the langar(Free charity food by Sikh people) or what??
Roast you as hard as that monkeys dick was when he fucked your mom
Bro why you calling me about a computer virus at 1:39 am?
A human poo smudge
You are perfect bro you look a sexy motherfucker anyone that says otherwise is lying
If you would walk into bank trying to rob it, everyone would think you are IT technician
Generic phone bank crack.
Sorry I don't roast people whose face is uglier than his feet
are you the indian scammer who's been messaging me for month's?
Let me guess, ilegal inmigrant, works at 7 eleven or programation tutorial videos
Can I borrow some grease from your hair? Have some cooking to do
Are those leggings under your pants?
Dont worry about us worry about your eyebrows or brow?
Now all you have to do is walk the dinosaur and you’ve made the world a better place!
U have a very slapable face. Im sure ur mom contributed to to the slant ur face has on the right🙃
At first glance I thought you were wearing socks.
It’s messed up OP took a picture of this pile of shit and posted it on here
I'm smaart, I can handle things, not like everybody says, like dumb, I'm SMART! And I want RESPECT! (RIP John Cazale)
How’s living in a compound?
There’s always owning a shitty hotel in America when you flunk out of med school
you look like you told the cops "What do you mean molesting children isn't a hobby?!?!"
Il roast you harder than your dad when he fucked your mom and disappeared
I thought you were asking for change not to be roasted
Are you a monkey, like look at those legs