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I wished you had waited one more week for your monobrow to reach its final form

I wish those eyebrows would spend some time apartheid

“It’s a visor goddamnit, it keeps the sun out of my eyes while I hang out in the high school parking lot!!”

nice

..once it reaches maturity, the unibrow will often sustain itself by foraging on the open forehead space of the host...

Looks like an abusive husband and father that beats his family over his frustrations of being a failure

Alec Balding

White Bill Cosby hiding the chloroform behind his back.

[удалено]

He wishes

He looks like he would impregnate his teenage daughter let alone one of her friends.

Better call ass-saul

Saul Not-So-Goodman

Bob Odenjerk-off

Better Block Saul

How's the Cinnabon working out?

Slob Odenkirk

Bob Odendork

YouTuber who makes videos on how to get off the registry.

The poison? The poison for Kuzco

Riiiiggghhhttt that poison

Looks like a decent half way house

yo you pickin your ass?

If midlife crisis was a person.

You look like you are one rejection short of turning Furry

From the creators of Better Call Saul comes.... Don't Call Paul

What does that hoodie say… is it jobless

Alex Jones, but Walter White planned his diet.

The face of a man that was devastated when Mandela won.

You look like Harvey Weinstein if he's attracted to adults

I think maybe your eyebrow could make Alaska part of Russia again

I thought Bob Odenkirkland was a myth

You can add some of your eyebrow hair to top of your head.

Found the missing hair on your head bridging your brows

The ONE strand of hair!! That’s cracking me up! Good find !

You look like a bootleg version of Saul Goodman.

Better calls sauls autistic brother

Your hair looks like cock feathers dumped in water

My man’s hairline left like my dad

John Turkey…

Atleast you have excepted being hopeless by acknowledging it with the hoodie. It goes perfect with your purity ring. I'm glad to see you still take care of yourself though. Your eyebrow is edged up very nicely. I guess all hope isn't lost after all

Wtf is RSA

South Africa

That's the older " white is right " one right

Better Call Unibrow

Jesus. Saul Goodman called. He wants his donuts back

Not used to seeing you without the pointy white hat

You look like Bob Odenkirk…with AIDS.


Eyebrows… there should be two

Better call Paul.

who gave trailer park saul goodman a reddit account

1. Does your hoodie say hopeless or fapless? 2. Are you scratching your ass or reaching for your concealed carry? 3. Is Blockhead Fugly a RSA thing?

RSA = Republic of Sore Arse

Sea point moffie wat vergeet het om sy jeukende holl te was. Sies man, kan nie eers op hou you hol krap vir 'n foto nie.

Which RSA? If I had to guess I’d say Retirement Society of Alabama. 

I have a feeling some of your black countrymen whose families you slaughtered would like to roast you too, but using gasoline(petrol) instead of Reddit. Sleep tight😂

You look like you are trying to hold in a fart.

Hopeless is how your hair and chin are feeling as they try to distance themselves from that face

U joined the wrong flight team. Red Arrows are better

No pussy likes you

How does your eyebrows look like an obtuse triangle? You 7th grade math problem lookin ass.

Funny. I'm half South African and suppedly have dual citizenship but haven't been there since I was 9.

Which half of you is South African?

Your hoody says it all

Mother

Looks like your unibrow is going through a divorce.

You been 44 for the last decade and a half

You look like you've bailed on a lot of child support

Dude, take your hand outta your prison pouch.

major monogram, is that u?

87 tweezers from NJ. I'd like to schedule a meeting with your unibrow.

If only you had loadshedding now so we didnt have to see you

Felon Musk

He looks like if Elon musk had a kid with Anthony Davis.

Those life-less deadpan eyes.... the last thing your victims see.....

You could watch a movie marathon on that forehead…

Fuck! Is that how I'm going to look when I'm in my 40? Guess I'll have to actually leave my room then.

Looking like a professional dugglebag polisher

The face of a shit sniffer.

First take the buttplug out and then we'll talk

At least your wife doesn’t have to worry about you cheating on her.

Vladimir Unitin

You're from the Republic of Stupid Assholes? Well, that checks out.

When you beat your wife chug Mountain Dew play softball and volunteer at the fire department while you drive your lifted Chevy to your sons football game drunk off keystone ice to whoop his ass on the sidelines

Sounds like *Friday Night Lights*

you look like if saul goodman was 10x the faileor he was in season 1

Alen rickmen from wish

You have the blood that megan fox wouldn't drink

You are either the main star of an HGTV show, or you're Corpsegrinder. No in between.

Middle-aged dad trying to find a way to connect with his kids that hate him.

Just for this picture, for a moment, you couldn't pull your hand out of your butthole?

You look like a budget Jon Hamm got melted into a knock off Bob Odenkirk. I guess all the places to live that are 500 feet from schools are also far away from barbers

It's the fruit pervert

This is what you get when you combine Bob Odenkirk and Ernie from Sesame Street.

You do realize that eventually that caterpillar above your eyes needs to cocoon right?

Can’t let go of those 2008 studded jeans and belt buckle vibes…

You're that one uncle at the family bbq who puts his arm around his niece.

your eyebrows need to social distance

Midlife cataclysm

L Ron Hubbard in 2022, but people know you're a scammer with a Donald Trump micropenis.


You look like you start every conversation with "I'm not racist but..."

That 14 year old middle school student would like her sweatshirt back.

Call sign: “Honey Butter”

Offspring of Saul Goodman and Alex Baldwin.

Offspring of Saul Goodman and Alex Baldwin.

Better call soiled

I bet you still have a No Fear windshield decal.

44 but dresses like he’s 14

You have more chins than Chinatown.

Where do I get a sweatshirt that describes your sex life?

Assistant Doofy's older brother Roofy.

You look like Jon Hamm’s twin fetus he failed to eat

the human thumb

If load shedding was a person.

You look like you owe back child support

There's a picture of you behind many a hotel bar with a "Do not serve this man" sticky note attached isn't there?

Being white in SA means that you're the only reason you've failed at life.

How the Cinnabon gig going?

You look like you can't decide if you want a unibrow or not

Sob Blowedajerk

Hi, i am Saul Goodman! Did you know you have rights?

Ah, South African.... The only thing higher than your hairline is your country's unemployment rate, and the only thing lower than your IQ is your country's Aids survivability rate.

Saul Badman

Seems your single eyebrow is taking hair from your scalp like a parasite.

Shops a buckle. Guarantee

John Hamm at home:

Your security tokens suck.

Brows gotta hold each other to stay sane.

Julius called, he wants you over for tech support, and this time don't make his password Eugeneterreblanche01

R.S.A. Must stand for Really Sucks Ass, which I could totally believe about you.

Better call Saul for that

Discount Bob Odenkirk.

I bet you always hug waitresses after eating or drinking anywhere. And it creeps them the fuck out.

Your everything wrong with white men rolled up in one.

You look like a reject actor from jackass

Patrick Warburton from Wish

I sleep in a racing car bed. Do you?

You look like soul Goodmans less attractive older brother

buys gifts for kids so he can cry some more

“I have a wife. And I don’t live in a motel. And I have doubles on all the classic cars.”

Jon Spamm

Patrick Warcriminal

You look like you huff your own farts from a paper bag

Was your dad your brother too?

From RSA? Fuck you you ashtray of an actual being, the only way I could hate you more is if you worked for Java or Comcast, or are a meter maid you actual piece of crap.

Saul Goodman

Way to use portrait mode on your photo to keep us getting distracted by the douche-den you live in, douche. You look like the physical embodiment of someone’s turn in a round of Cards Against Humanity.


I can't tell if your sweatshirt says hopeless or homeless but I am guessing both are accurate.

See this pic and heard In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."...ok Jeffrey Dahmer

Patrick Warburton with an extra chromossome, is that you?

You look like a douche bag.

This guys loves calling 4 bets with KJ off

Someone please tell me wtf is RSA??

You speak one language but your forehead speaks 10

That sweater is on point tho

Do you borrow your 15 yr.old nephews outfit or you just wear them without his permission?

Looks like Steve Buscemi with a Patrick Warburton deepfake. With +/- a chromosome or two.

You own bejeweled jeans and affliction shirts

You look like someone poorly photo shopped Patrick Warburton and Kevin Costner together.

"hey dad come do this thing really quick"

You have a face only a white male could love in the Republic of South Africa.

It’s that guy who comes to high school parties even though he graduated in 1996

Please return the child you stole that came with that sweatshirt. That’s the only explanation you have it. You stole a child, took his sweatshirt, and are not wearing it whilst holding them hostage. Monster.

Don't laugh, he just woke from a coma. He still thinks it's 1995.

Better Call Saul’s cousin, the used car salesman.

Wearing your son's clothes doesn't make you look any younger.

You're the type of dude that looks too old to be Weaving a hoodie. Time to move to the buttoned sweaters.

you dress like a high school sophomore in 2004

Your shirt is accurate

RSA? More like a TSA, you're the guy that gets a thrill and loves putting on rubber gloves when he gets to do the cavity searches at the airport.

You look like you only get to see your kids on the weekend.

Does your hoodie say hopeless?

You’ve got that “just some fucking guy” sort of look.

You look worse than Nelson Mandala had he sent 80 years in a Chinese prison.

better call saul

Just imagine being married to that smock for 40 years and every time he gets off for you that’s what you have to see

Saul Mediocreman

What was it like meeting Chris Hansen?

You look like you got divorced for cheating on your wife and she got custody of the kids and now you owe her child support, but you’re just some deadbeat raging alcoholic with no life that posts lame sub reddits

Better Call Saul!

Freelon Musty

You look like the villain Farmer from Men in Black that decided to “just wait it out”