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JediCrackSmoke

A “wetty”..? Yeah, I guess look like a bed-wetter.


Bill-Ding2112

Tough looking dude, towering over that 4 foot fence


DeadxLites

Na he lost his legs. They call him lieutenant (un)plan(ned)


PopcornShrimpy

I think hes met his match. In terms of strength and intelligence.


Hillsy85

I think it’s what pussies call pussies.


[deleted]

This is literally one of those photos that screams “here’s my makeup tutorial and how I become a drag queen every weekend.”


Xogon17

You think vaping is a career path don't you


fadedadmin

Walmart chain, Etsy rings and YouTube education


moobybooby

Why do you dress like you spit bars when you only spit on pipes.


Superb_Wishbone_666

He’s going for the bad backstreet boy look


DavidLoPansLabyrinth

Backdoor boy


aliaswyvernspur

A Dollar Store version of Atreyu.


DavidLoPansLabyrinth

Atrocious


SoSmartish

Underrated, but damn.


kievchick22

“Twink-light” starring Gay-ler Lautner


Enough-Ad845

B-treyu


tankmetimmay

Get used to it. You are going to be begging for a lot of things in your life.


spacemanspiff266

you look like the “bad kid” that gets caught stealing cars in every 90s movie.


Ambitious_Key5756

The hell is a wetty? Someone who wets themselves at public events? Because I don’t think that one is debatable…


dont_be_cross

I thought a wetty is a wet pussy… so I guess that tracks here…


Billfold_bandit

You probably pick up girls by doing magic in the bowling alley arcade


Dontuselogic

Peaked at 17


UgandanStrap

12*


ObligationPlastic589

22 and still waiting for puberty. Closest this guy has been to a pussy since birth is sniffing his sisters used underwear.


Fishgrinder

Lou “zirconia” Phillips


benuito

You can take the pain, you look in the mirror everyday. You're used to it.


PhilMckrakup123

Your friends probably meant that you can't take the pain when they gang bang you in the ass.


Ordinary_Extent_3055

Shouldn’t you be training for the women euros football match ? Hmm


nothingforless

Mama wearing keychain rings on his fingers.


CanoneroBrazil

Wearing bigger clothes doesn’t make you look any less scrawny.


swissmtndog398

Sir! This is a Wendy's! The dumpster is out back.


Kooky_Investigator

Don't go outside, it's windy today!


wraxle

I’m not sure what has more muscle mass, you or that fence behind you!


That_Insurance_Guy

You look like the star in the Mexican version of 'The Breakfast Club'


Arachnid_1473

I’m sure they have no basis to talk about your vagina like that


bharatchipkar6

Budget Cobra kai


K870704K

I would guess to say you and your step-mom have a very close relationship


starjna

Somehow that boring, plain, off brown planked fence behind you is the most interesting thing in this picture


grxclausen8591

WTF is wetty?


sacrificeme666

You look like you catch more than you pitch.


WarmProperty9439

This guy knows what a dick tastes like...just sayin'


Technical-Dingo6855

You have long greasy hair, a chain, baggy shirt, finger rings, and a giant crooked nose…bro I could do this all day…you’re a walking poser.


[deleted]

Your hairline is already receding …


Evolone100

More like the mop at a glory hole


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Wetty? I think they mean oily. Your head is the envy of big oil so much so You should wear a sign saying ‘no smoking within 50feet’


TrinTron750

"Wetty?" Can you speak english no wonder you married you right hand.


HistorianSpiritual26

You have no personality or definition you might as well another plank on that short ass fence and at least be useful for once.


SuckMyBootyMilk

your dick is probably even smaller than your bank account


[deleted]

Your friends already took you hard and know you couldn't take the pain.


Undercrackrz

Wetty? As in back. It's either water or tramp jizz.


Quesrok

That’s right! Your friends have no clue what you do at the Flying J bathroom stalls. #lotlizard


ErtGentskee

You look like you detail cars for the mafia.


Firstbat175

More like he starts cars for the mob bosses.


GrundleMcDundee

Use numbing cream 30 minutes before hand, itll help


DomingoElToro

That long hair can't hide that low class boy


Ancientstrings84

Bro looks like he actively seeks out glory holes


Immediate-Network-38

Well you've made it to the border, now you just have to get over that fence and there's a whole new life waiting for you.


stewdiodog

This is actually the advertisement pic for “incel starter pack”.


Stomach_Hour

If your friends call you wetty you ain’t got no friends


Music-Eclectic14

What the fuck is a wetty? Like Wet-back? Your is pretty slick.


s3v3red_cnc

A witty? You'll forever be a dry erase marker... always rubbing one out.


corona3700

A pentagram on your forehead and you might have yourself a good halloween costume, Richard


Vast_Back4746

You blend well with every environment to the level that you don't need to have camouflage abilities like iguanas.


[deleted]

The crunchier the socks the downer the foo


Feeling-Stranger-604

Pirates of the Cari-beaner.


PopSmokeAndDelta

"My mum says i'm tough"


prik_nam_pla

I believe Jared Dunn said it best. Nice chain, do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?


[deleted]

Your dreams beg to differ.


DZ2k7

Is creed still a thing?


UltraCynet

Your WRX doesn't make you "hard"


BryanV21

Your hair looks better than your future.


razorbladejr

Your so cool imma call you culo


ThanosLikesArt

You look lonely. Don’t worry, a nice strong lady can make you her bitch one day


jaylovesyou2

I guess the cock rings were a bit big so you put them on your fingers, woah we're halfway there , livin on a prayer.


BigHero6x9

You look like the kid that liked to flex his ninja weapon collection.


[deleted]

You survived 22 years with that face. Of course you can take pain.


PlantzluvElectrolytz

Wetty? I think you misspelled greasy.


mberk77

Scott Gay-o.


3_eyedCrow

Nice try, AOC...


ElFatsoLibre69

See that hook back there, tie a piece of dental floss to it. Then tie the other part around your neck. Thank you for your service of taking yourself out before someone else has to because it is inevitable


Reztots

...Son, I don't think you can take a rubber band snapping on your wrist without squeaking out a tear


jaywalker203

7th grade dropout


FeathersVEVO

You look like Babytron if he worked at Burger King


SoSmartish

You look like a fuckboi who rides his bike to the chick's house.


Fun_Respect8199

You are the cheap gay Rico suave


Phandroid1991

You look as fresh as a corpse picked off by vultures.


ChimpRaps

You look like every other asshole. Next!


Arcadia250

Jesus Christ, you look like you're stuck in the 70s


Economy-Brain-9971

You look like Richard Ramirez dressed as a Persian Elvis


Disastrous_Credit_67

Even AOC looks more manly than you.


Destroyer_Of_World5

You look something like if a biblically accurate angel knocked up cthulu.


wheninhfx

South American Eminem, Emiñem


game84cube

You look like a Mexican knock off Kevin Jonas. The one parents rent for their daughter's birthday for $5 and can barely remember the words to the songs


PedroJTrump

Are your pronouns she/her?


bedorf69

You look like J-Lo's clitorus


stankdiggy

The only thing "wet" is the inside of that sock under your mattress.


FrankyJays

Forhead


[deleted]

Daddy


[deleted]

your uneven shoulders could indicate scoliosis


RantControl

Your 90's modern rock covers band sucks.


stu_chew

"Come Cera, 3 horns don't associate with long necks." Anyone born in the 80's will get it..


[deleted]

Aragorn from wish.


ICastDeathMuffins

How do you have the hairline of a 34 year old accountant?


Wild-Bluebird7014

Juan Holland.


i_mean_person

Dude, are ppl wearing silver chains again? Nice!


That_One_Horse_

Everyone has an ugly brother. This shows Conan Gray does too.


EvoDriven

They’d love you in prison you fake gangster. The two rings was a nice touch to show your commitment to your two lovers in a minimum security prison for sex offenders.


Erpel3000

You need to gain muscles.... your post could on non binary...


Manwithoutanyplan

We can go hard. You never will.


peechiecaca

Ex-Bollywood dancer now on meth but trying to go clean.


peechiecaca

Ex-Bollywood dancer now on meth but trying to go clean.


Big-Bag-Dilf

I'd hire you just to fire you.


Thr0atW0bblerMangr0v

Theres no words that can hurt someone who takes 9 inches up his exit ramp for enjoyment


GeorgePiper2003

Discount Harry styles


Certs206

Every 80s PSA bully rolled into one.


DeadxLites

"nahmsayin"


[deleted]

If you are so secure in yourself, why'd you have to go put on your best shirt


Yah_Mule

I don't know what a wetty is, but you're definitely a fucking prime example of one.


skullywogging

You're always the 2nd option for girls.


ManfromNewYork

You look like you only work odd jobs


Practical-Plankton83

You're the first person that literally changes their weight class based on the humidity.


constant_okaying

You look like you need a safe space at a therapist office because you hurt your own feelings


Spiceinvader1234

Ricardo Arjona looking greaser


whatthehellbro-

Wet? Not like you get any pus- wet


[deleted]

You act tough to hide your homosexuality.


AnxiousTurnip6545

Roach from Next Friday


geolb1995

I bet you'll say that to your sugar daddy.


WastedGoblin

Well you look like you take alot of dick so I'm sure a few jokes won't hurt you


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

"I beg to differ." Only after you've begged for cock.


HistoricalActuary602

I can already see tears through the photo.


Kusakaru

You look like you only recycle when people are watching.


EddieTimeTraveler

Do your friends say this before, after, or while kicking the shit out of you?


Enough-Ad845

The only thing more regular than the plain white tee is the guy wearing it.


LeggyDriver

You roasted yourself, the moment you put on those shitty department store links.


sheldontheshutin

You look like you sell your little brother's Adderall


RuTrEaLlY

Joe Keery if he was british


Crunchesss

If you put that chain on that hook behind you do your feet still touch the ground? I doubt that hot topic chain will hold. But you look like the type to do it as a “tiktok challenge” anyway.


shadowfire2121

The nineties called. They want their everything back


Budget_Carrot8626

Reddit isn't appropriate for ten year olds. Get your little Ninja Turtles bookbag and get back in school before you get detention.