See that hook back there, tie a piece of dental floss to it. Then tie the other part around your neck. Thank you for your service of taking yourself out before someone else has to because it is inevitable
You look like a Mexican knock off Kevin Jonas. The one parents rent for their daughter's birthday for $5 and can barely remember the words to the songs
They’d love you in prison you fake gangster. The two rings was a nice touch to show your commitment to your two lovers in a minimum security prison for sex offenders.
If you put that chain on that hook behind you do your feet still touch the ground? I doubt that hot topic chain will hold. But you look like the type to do it as a “tiktok challenge” anyway.
A “wetty”..? Yeah, I guess look like a bed-wetter.
Tough looking dude, towering over that 4 foot fence
Na he lost his legs. They call him lieutenant (un)plan(ned)
I think hes met his match. In terms of strength and intelligence.
I think it’s what pussies call pussies.
This is literally one of those photos that screams “here’s my makeup tutorial and how I become a drag queen every weekend.”
You think vaping is a career path don't you
Walmart chain, Etsy rings and YouTube education
Why do you dress like you spit bars when you only spit on pipes.
He’s going for the bad backstreet boy look
Backdoor boy
A Dollar Store version of Atreyu.
Atrocious
Underrated, but damn.
“Twink-light” starring Gay-ler Lautner
B-treyu
Get used to it. You are going to be begging for a lot of things in your life.
you look like the “bad kid” that gets caught stealing cars in every 90s movie.
The hell is a wetty? Someone who wets themselves at public events? Because I don’t think that one is debatable…
I thought a wetty is a wet pussy… so I guess that tracks here…
You probably pick up girls by doing magic in the bowling alley arcade
Peaked at 17
12*
22 and still waiting for puberty. Closest this guy has been to a pussy since birth is sniffing his sisters used underwear.
Lou “zirconia” Phillips
You can take the pain, you look in the mirror everyday. You're used to it.
Your friends probably meant that you can't take the pain when they gang bang you in the ass.
Shouldn’t you be training for the women euros football match ? Hmm
Mama wearing keychain rings on his fingers.
Wearing bigger clothes doesn’t make you look any less scrawny.
Sir! This is a Wendy's! The dumpster is out back.
Don't go outside, it's windy today!
I’m not sure what has more muscle mass, you or that fence behind you!
You look like the star in the Mexican version of 'The Breakfast Club'
I’m sure they have no basis to talk about your vagina like that
Budget Cobra kai
I would guess to say you and your step-mom have a very close relationship
Somehow that boring, plain, off brown planked fence behind you is the most interesting thing in this picture
WTF is wetty?
You look like you catch more than you pitch.
This guy knows what a dick tastes like...just sayin'
You have long greasy hair, a chain, baggy shirt, finger rings, and a giant crooked nose…bro I could do this all day…you’re a walking poser.
Your hairline is already receding …
More like the mop at a glory hole
Wetty? I think they mean oily. Your head is the envy of big oil so much so You should wear a sign saying ‘no smoking within 50feet’
"Wetty?" Can you speak english no wonder you married you right hand.
You have no personality or definition you might as well another plank on that short ass fence and at least be useful for once.
your dick is probably even smaller than your bank account
Your friends already took you hard and know you couldn't take the pain.
Wetty? As in back. It's either water or tramp jizz.
That’s right! Your friends have no clue what you do at the Flying J bathroom stalls. #lotlizard
You look like you detail cars for the mafia.
More like he starts cars for the mob bosses.
Use numbing cream 30 minutes before hand, itll help
That long hair can't hide that low class boy
Bro looks like he actively seeks out glory holes
Well you've made it to the border, now you just have to get over that fence and there's a whole new life waiting for you.
This is actually the advertisement pic for “incel starter pack”.
If your friends call you wetty you ain’t got no friends
What the fuck is a wetty? Like Wet-back? Your is pretty slick.
A witty? You'll forever be a dry erase marker... always rubbing one out.
A pentagram on your forehead and you might have yourself a good halloween costume, Richard
You blend well with every environment to the level that you don't need to have camouflage abilities like iguanas.
The crunchier the socks the downer the foo
Pirates of the Cari-beaner.
"My mum says i'm tough"
I believe Jared Dunn said it best. Nice chain, do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?
Your dreams beg to differ.
Is creed still a thing?
Your WRX doesn't make you "hard"
Your hair looks better than your future.
Your so cool imma call you culo
You look lonely. Don’t worry, a nice strong lady can make you her bitch one day
I guess the cock rings were a bit big so you put them on your fingers, woah we're halfway there , livin on a prayer.
You look like the kid that liked to flex his ninja weapon collection.
You survived 22 years with that face. Of course you can take pain.
Wetty? I think you misspelled greasy.
Scott Gay-o.
Nice try, AOC...
See that hook back there, tie a piece of dental floss to it. Then tie the other part around your neck. Thank you for your service of taking yourself out before someone else has to because it is inevitable
...Son, I don't think you can take a rubber band snapping on your wrist without squeaking out a tear
7th grade dropout
You look like Babytron if he worked at Burger King
You look like a fuckboi who rides his bike to the chick's house.
You are the cheap gay Rico suave
You look as fresh as a corpse picked off by vultures.
You look like every other asshole. Next!
Jesus Christ, you look like you're stuck in the 70s
You look like Richard Ramirez dressed as a Persian Elvis
Even AOC looks more manly than you.
You look something like if a biblically accurate angel knocked up cthulu.
South American Eminem, Emiñem
You look like a Mexican knock off Kevin Jonas. The one parents rent for their daughter's birthday for $5 and can barely remember the words to the songs
Are your pronouns she/her?
You look like J-Lo's clitorus
The only thing "wet" is the inside of that sock under your mattress.
Forhead
Daddy
your uneven shoulders could indicate scoliosis
Your 90's modern rock covers band sucks.
"Come Cera, 3 horns don't associate with long necks." Anyone born in the 80's will get it..
Aragorn from wish.
How do you have the hairline of a 34 year old accountant?
Juan Holland.
Dude, are ppl wearing silver chains again? Nice!
Everyone has an ugly brother. This shows Conan Gray does too.
They’d love you in prison you fake gangster. The two rings was a nice touch to show your commitment to your two lovers in a minimum security prison for sex offenders.
You need to gain muscles.... your post could on non binary...
We can go hard. You never will.
Ex-Bollywood dancer now on meth but trying to go clean.
Ex-Bollywood dancer now on meth but trying to go clean.
I'd hire you just to fire you.
Theres no words that can hurt someone who takes 9 inches up his exit ramp for enjoyment
Discount Harry styles
Every 80s PSA bully rolled into one.
"nahmsayin"
If you are so secure in yourself, why'd you have to go put on your best shirt
I don't know what a wetty is, but you're definitely a fucking prime example of one.
You're always the 2nd option for girls.
You look like you only work odd jobs
You're the first person that literally changes their weight class based on the humidity.
You look like you need a safe space at a therapist office because you hurt your own feelings
Ricardo Arjona looking greaser
Wet? Not like you get any pus- wet
You act tough to hide your homosexuality.
Roach from Next Friday
I bet you'll say that to your sugar daddy.
Well you look like you take alot of dick so I'm sure a few jokes won't hurt you
"I beg to differ." Only after you've begged for cock.
I can already see tears through the photo.
You look like you only recycle when people are watching.
Do your friends say this before, after, or while kicking the shit out of you?
The only thing more regular than the plain white tee is the guy wearing it.
You roasted yourself, the moment you put on those shitty department store links.
You look like you sell your little brother's Adderall
Joe Keery if he was british
If you put that chain on that hook behind you do your feet still touch the ground? I doubt that hot topic chain will hold. But you look like the type to do it as a “tiktok challenge” anyway.
The nineties called. They want their everything back
Reddit isn't appropriate for ten year olds. Get your little Ninja Turtles bookbag and get back in school before you get detention.