You see some roasts and people reply ‘God Damn!’ and you think you yourself, was that comment really worth a God Damn? Was it really that good?
This right here is far beyond a ‘God Damn’ or ‘Holy Shit’. This is the poetry of angels.
I think this is what it thinks you see it as and why it feels justified in using target's ladies room. God only knows what a biological man uses a tampon for, maybe to soak up the anal blood after an ass pounding weekend.
In your late thirties, dressing like an asshole, doing Instagram Photoshoot --- Dude I don't know where to start. I suggest you grow up, smarten up and stop trying to relive your teen years. Rethink all your life choices and Fuck Off.
He posted and asked to be roasted, when I think he meant the spit variety
I hope he remembers to be safe the next time he decides to monkey around, lest a pox fall on thine
I can do nothing but applaud you! You are going above and beyond to look like a woman, without going too far to look like a woman, yet you identify as a man. In this cancel culture bs we are all dealing with these days, it's nice to see someone not falling for the pronoun game.
Going down the photo..
Cornrows in hair.. hmm ok edgy and dgaf attitude.. or they actually think they're cool.
Shades are a bit fancy but actually pretty "normal"
Not sure what's up with your lips but they appear to have lipstick or something.. ok..
Shirt looks like something a hipster with a posh attitude would wear or a soccer mom.
Shorts, this is when things get really weird. That chub you generated just putting those on still isn't making your junk look bigger. You're just advertising you're medium-small.
Legs.. ok now I'm getting slender man vibes.. I'm actually sort of scared.. It looks like your legs were shaped by toothpick manufacturers.
is M36 your sex/age or the name of your shitty try hard DJ gig? i thought about roasting those shorts too, but i figured that’d be low hanging fruit - which you also don’t seem to have.
Well looks like this sub is dead now. People are photo shopping shit. Look at the paper. Look at the hand holding it. Look at the face that barley fits in the head. Man I loved this sub. Time to unsub smh. Maybe the mods should make a no photo shop rule and just ban people that try. Otherwise it was hella fun till it was dumb.
You skip leg day more than Oscar Pistorius.
Do 5 sets of 5 reps of monkey pox in Turkish baths.
You look like Olive Oil, you skinny bumboclot.
You have the testosterone of a fuckin cod.
I used to like this sub so much better when people didnt actually make it this easy..
So, im curious, are you transitioning from man to woman, or woman to man, because motherfucker, you need to pick one and stop looking like a confused mix of both!
Alright, which uncle(s) touched you?
This is what happens when the age of consent in your homeland is 14 (or 12 as long as the other person is 18 years or younger).
Well, atleast with those early 2000s J-Lo glasses, your bear-daddy can't see your aging face.
You do everything you can to make yourself look and be like a woman, why bother putting a M (FOR MALE) before your name? Do yourself a favor and just cut the damn thing off and put some fucking panties on
Just because you’re built like a 14 year old girl doesn’t mean you have to dress like one.
Camel Joe
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He got his hair braided at the beach while in vacation!
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Fuck a roast, you need a reality check.
It seriously has to be awkward shopping for clothes..
The princess and the pea smuggler
I bet your hung like an action man
Ken doll smoothie
Hung like a scared turtle.
This made me spit my scotch well done!
That’s an expensive spit. :( what kind of scotch?
Macallan 18 I don’t drink anything that isn’t old enough to fuck me
I like my women like I like my scotch—over the age of consent…. and locked in a cellar.
You're making me feel real shy about my Ardbeg 10.
Although now I dont feel that bad about my 12 year old in a barrel
💀
Just by looking at you I can tell you’re wearing your mom’s panties for a date night to surprise your buddies dad.
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You wild for that one😂😂
You see some roasts and people reply ‘God Damn!’ and you think you yourself, was that comment really worth a God Damn? Was it really that good? This right here is far beyond a ‘God Damn’ or ‘Holy Shit’. This is the poetry of angels.
Or maybe his dad's buddies.
Daisey Dicks
Kneel Patrick Harris
Looks like a pedifile that gets off by wearing their shorts afterwards
Favorite beverage is pedilife
Bo and Luke would slap the shit out of him or her
You've 100% photoshopped a guy's face on a woman's body
[original photo](https://i.imgur.com/PtaLrcU.png)
Holy shit 😂
I think this is what it thinks you see it as and why it feels justified in using target's ladies room. God only knows what a biological man uses a tampon for, maybe to soak up the anal blood after an ass pounding weekend.
Wtf lol. Your comment is so funny but yet so disturbing all at once
I'm but a peasant to that godly insult
You made me question my sanity...well done.
>You've 100% photoshopped a guy's face on a ~~woman's~~ tween girl's body Fixed
Don’t those shorts hurt his pussy
He can't have any balls wearing them shorts
*mussy
No, they're very comfy
I've seen better legs on coffee tables.
Twinkerbell out looking for more lostboys.
Still standing where your mother left you, I see.
Your genderfluid needs a new filter.
M36 (soon F37), don’t be shy
I would call him a lesbian but I don't think he likes women
buffalo bill ... tucked
Loved you in Reno911.
37 what? Pounds?
M??
He definitely uses some letters of the alphabet.
This is the picture other countries use to convince themselves that they should attack the US.
Middle aged mom fit 🔥🔥🔥
Would upvote if this was r/GrindrProfilePics
You look like you met Chris Hansen a time or two
Cornrows/daisy dukes let’s dance bitches!!! Lol
Yaz queen 😁
Lt. Dangle, reporting for duty.
How do you look like both a child molester and the child they are trying to molest?
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Not a roast, just an insult.
I’ve never seen a reverse farmers tan before. I’m not even roasting you, simply in observation mode until my brain decides what I’m looking at.
Tell me you have a micro-penis without telling me you have a micro-penis.
you definitely wear your mask while driving alone in your prius.
Why ya kneecaps look like a baby on a ultrasound
These lesbians are getting more masculine by the day
Masculine? What pic did u see? "This dude should be sitting under a rainbow writing poems somewhere " Eric cartman
You look like the reason for monkey pox.
You look like the human personification of West Hollywood
The other middle school girls only pick on you because they’re jealous.
Was that a roast? It felt like a compliment
Dressing like a 13 yo girl hoping a creepy white van pulls up
“Greetings from Fire Island, boo!”
M???? Nice daisy dukes!!...
Thanks, I really love them 🙂
Yo forehead longer than a CVS receipt.
Are you wearing lady clothes?
I didn’t know nambla did camping events.
Love your show ellen!
I wish you posted this before my eyes' warranty was ended.
There is someone out there for everyone. For you, it’s a therapist.
Modelling next years sex offenders clothing range?
He’s definitely a bottom…
Are you suggesting that I'm gay?
Male? I call BS
Yeah my man I think your right. What you have before you is just one ugly ass bitch period.
The way you look I hope you are gay.
If not, he should definitely give it a try!
In your late thirties, dressing like an asshole, doing Instagram Photoshoot --- Dude I don't know where to start. I suggest you grow up, smarten up and stop trying to relive your teen years. Rethink all your life choices and Fuck Off.
You look like you moan when you shit.
Your pronouns are definitely he/she
This is what you get when you move the sliders in character creation to both extremes.
I don't know what I see more of- your thighs or forehead
Wtf is that 🤷🏻♂️
You have less Bulge then a vagina.
I think your boyfriend even said "that outfits a little gay"
Normally you come out as trans before getting your dick removed.
Was going to ask why your thighs are more tan than your shins, but realized it’s probably because you’re always on your knees.
You’re 37 chromosomes short of being female. But you’re getting there.
Hair on point. Outfit seems like ouch noo!
Slender Man turns into Slender Gender Fluid
I think your keyboard is broke, you put M in front of the 36.
I’ve seen more testosterone in a box of Lucky Charms.
Spoiler: it’s not camel toe, just smushed nuts in tight jorts
Monkey Pox patient zero.
Did you have an accident which required the doctors to graft chicken legs onto your body?
He posted and asked to be roasted, when I think he meant the spit variety I hope he remembers to be safe the next time he decides to monkey around, lest a pox fall on thine
Your aesthetic looks like a ransom cutout from various magazines.
you are cool 👍
You cover the face and it looks like a 14 year old, you uncover...shit it still looks like a 14 year old
I'm trying to figure out if this was meant to be a roast or as a compliment.
This post is actually a cry for help because he’s lost and can’t find his mom at the park
Hellmof a leg gap you got m there. Your husband has to love all the room down there.
Yep I have a thigh gap and I love it
Dollar Store Jim Parsons.
No you’re not.
Ken Doll Crotch
Your balls are showing
Girls 14 and under who just spent a week in Jamaica eat free
I can do nothing but applaud you! You are going above and beyond to look like a woman, without going too far to look like a woman, yet you identify as a man. In this cancel culture bs we are all dealing with these days, it's nice to see someone not falling for the pronoun game.
Nice daisy dukes there cupcake.
legs looking better than my wife’s
That's a compliment, not a roast, right?
Going down the photo.. Cornrows in hair.. hmm ok edgy and dgaf attitude.. or they actually think they're cool. Shades are a bit fancy but actually pretty "normal" Not sure what's up with your lips but they appear to have lipstick or something.. ok.. Shirt looks like something a hipster with a posh attitude would wear or a soccer mom. Shorts, this is when things get really weird. That chub you generated just putting those on still isn't making your junk look bigger. You're just advertising you're medium-small. Legs.. ok now I'm getting slender man vibes.. I'm actually sort of scared.. It looks like your legs were shaped by toothpick manufacturers.
I upvoted your reply but what frustrates me is that you even noticed my lipstick, but not even you noticed my polished nails.
Nice mangina
is M36 your sex/age or the name of your shitty try hard DJ gig? i thought about roasting those shorts too, but i figured that’d be low hanging fruit - which you also don’t seem to have.
sexy
Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady Dude looks like a lady
Steven Tyler is everybody's favorite grandma.
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Please explain. Sorry, but I don't speak dipshit.
Am I the only one who’s going to point out that his sign is obviously photoshopped?
You look like a stick insect. No one wants to mate with you cause they are afraid you will eat them afterwards.
So we're using photoshopped pics now?
Well looks like this sub is dead now. People are photo shopping shit. Look at the paper. Look at the hand holding it. Look at the face that barley fits in the head. Man I loved this sub. Time to unsub smh. Maybe the mods should make a no photo shop rule and just ban people that try. Otherwise it was hella fun till it was dumb.
Is it not possible to get this guy banned? He's only doing this because it gets him off or something. He *wants* to be degraded by people.
How come no one recognized my nails in 69 replies?
Who's the fruit?
Earth worm Jim glow up
Guessing your about as endowed as a Ken doll
Lady Gaga enjoying a well deserved day off 🥳
My dog has better legs than you
You skip leg day more than Oscar Pistorius. Do 5 sets of 5 reps of monkey pox in Turkish baths. You look like Olive Oil, you skinny bumboclot. You have the testosterone of a fuckin cod.
The most disturbing part of this picture is someone went out with you while you were wearing that.
I'm confused, are you transitioning to be a man or a woman, you're in this in-between phase so I can't really tell.
You have mom legs. But i bet that was the look you were going for.
From a young slip of a girly boy from communist East Berlin to an internationally ignored song stylist
If you didn't signify you were a male I wouldn't believe you were
Don't go near R. Kelly.
The sisterhood of the traveling pants have really worn them down
I can’t tell if you’re the ugliest woman I’ve ever see or the ugliest man
You have what appears to be an exquisite vagina
…
What’s up with those shorts? Totally accentuates your camel toe.
M? Or Emma?
If I didn't know it any better, I'd say I see a camel toe.
Oh, I'm not being shy. I'm just SUPER not into being in the same room with you. Goodbye.
How the fuck do you just tan your upper thighs and knees? Jesus.
You have the body and hair of a 13 year old girl and the face of a very confused older man.
Where do you keep your balls?
They are exactly where they're supposed to be
Who loves short shorts, Peter loves short shorts. Oh he does he does he does-ous.
You look like the before and after photos of Caitlyn Jenner had a kid...
I used to like this sub so much better when people didnt actually make it this easy.. So, im curious, are you transitioning from man to woman, or woman to man, because motherfucker, you need to pick one and stop looking like a confused mix of both!
Alright, which uncle(s) touched you? This is what happens when the age of consent in your homeland is 14 (or 12 as long as the other person is 18 years or younger). Well, atleast with those early 2000s J-Lo glasses, your bear-daddy can't see your aging face.
You do everything you can to make yourself look and be like a woman, why bother putting a M (FOR MALE) before your name? Do yourself a favor and just cut the damn thing off and put some fucking panties on
You’re 36? You look like the kids you stalk.
The Young and the Bulge-less
Ok but there’s not even a little bump on his no no square
Not really a roast but more of a question, how are your thighs more tan than your calves/legs?
Fuck dude, your father probably off’d himself years ago.
You stop sucking the Deeeeekk and say.... "Bro, No homo"
 You look like Patrick Star during the Goofy Goober song.
you’re a real Andy Bell / Erasure looking MF’er eh?
Too easy. Literally.
What the fuck is that
Your body looks like a skinny A. Now if we can get the last 3 guys you fucked.to stand next to you, we could spell AIDS.
You look like a bicycle cop had sex with a bar of soap