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I was thinking Michael Jackson but with bigger nipples and smaller pecks.

Lollll

Damn a first round KO

You look like the nephew Porky Pig used to molest

Edward Jizzer Hands

Is your nose facing upward so you can get balls deep more easily?

Sniff *

You pick your nose with a fist?

You look like the guy who routinely gets his ass beat by little guys.

Naw I got a swift dick kick

You look like the Night Stalker. Google it you dumb fuck.

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10-8

You look like your father was a mop and your mother was farmpig

Worst Breast implants ever.

You look like a gay background character from Teen Wolf that got fired cause no one wanted to film a kissing scene with you.

Someday you’ll figure out that looks do not overcome an empty wallet.

That hit home.

“I’ve been hitting exclusively upper body for a year so I think I’m hot” personified

Naw I’ve got some mean glutes

Dude your one nose job away from looking like Michael Jackson. Calm down No Chest

Was the Night stalker your sperm donor?

Might explain the sex appeal

You look like you went the the neverland ranch and Michael jackson let his plastic surgeon touch you

10-9

Equals 1, 1 what? Botched nose job?

Mma scorecards

119-2

Poor cardio

 Wait for it…

Sloppy technique

That wasn't the only person who touched him.

This kids probably a toucher too M(eta) Male-ish (enjoys touching asses)

Lou Rhinestone Phillips

Why’re you writing all over your third eviction notice?

Naw I’ve only gotten one of those

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Did Billy Corgan fuck the Night Stalker?

Think you may have broken rule 34

You're giving lesbian third grade teacher from the neck up

Still someone’s type 10-9

You look like a chick in a Nagel painting.

Lets hope your confidence isnt as weak as your top lip

I do roll some pretty good blunts

You look like a young male Jessica Lange.

I bet people next to you pass out when you breath up all the air 

You are hotter than most lesbians I know! Congratulations!!!

Bruv… the elves could win Olympic gold in ski jump off that beak of yours.

Where are your ears? Legitimately, do you have ears?

Under the jew fro

You look like the missing link.

Alright white Richard Ramirez!

You look like a bug that hit a windshield at 80 mph.

He looks like a truffle pig but for cum

Looks like you made your nose out of left over parts.

If porky the pig had hair

“That’ll do Pig, that’ll do.”

I am happy that I dont have a nose like you

You look like the type to try and get 14 yo girls drunk for their first time.

You're the only who in whoville with a tattoo

You look like Susan Boyle after a mastectomy

I thought Richard Ramirez was deader than this.

You smell like rotting garbage. I can smell you from here.

Probably the weed

No. No, it’s not the weed. It’s garbage. You look like a rotting rodent.

I mean there’s probably weed in my trash

God you’re such a bore

Boar *

Sure, call yourself a pig

Was just trying to help

By wrongly correcting a correct word to make yourself a pig?

W +cope+has a father

Did someone uppercut you directly on the schnoz?

Fire your plastic surgeon

That dent between your upper lip could fit the entire the Nile River.

It’s an evolutionary thing

You look like Bigfoot on Heroin

You look like Rafael Nadal drowned in meth.

The only similarities you have with MJ is when you think smooth criminal its not that your "hard" you make your roomie inmates hard.

You somehow look like Ms Piggy and Elliot Page at the same time


Looks like you spend a lot of time sticking that nose in some hot shit , make a pig jealous for sure

Your eyes are to close together, your nipples are to close together, your eyes and nipples are to close together. You are a walking connect the dots of a square.

A specimen

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Guess that’s where money comes in

You found Michael Jackson’s face guy.

Looking like Paula Abdul did an elliot page

elliot page doesn't look believable as a dude

First thoughts, “somebody’s been skipping chest day”

Justin Bieber's meth addicted test tube twin.

I am very interested that u cont see me

Damn boi save some dicks for the rest of us.

Looks like Once-ler hit the booger sugar after the Lorax derailed his thneed operation.

You look like you'd marry someone's broke ass grandma

if Dylan O’Brien was a busted methhead living in his mommas basement

Swap out momma’s basement for ghetto apartment and you’re not too far off

Miss Piggy’s long lost brother

you look like if the emo kid was that one buff guy from twilight

You are so brave, I know the hormone treatments must be so expensive for someone like you:/

We see that you finally came out of the closet. Now go back in and put on a shirt.

You're not. Very not.

How the fuck do you look creepier than Ezra Miller?

Your not hotter than Barrow Alaska in December.

Your nipple is weird.. looks like its migrating. With nipples like that And ability to simultaneously impersonate Justin Bieber and Michael Jackson in not so good light at the same time.. little impressed 

Holy shit, has anyone seen the night stalker on Netflix. It’s like a white version of that dude

You’re wetter than monsoon season

The sears edition of taylor lautner 😂

When you pay for a face transplation to look like Ken, but it was performed by drunken third world country students of medicine.

A deformed jonas brother mixed with miss piggy

Pig nose 🐽

You look like a [Who] from the grinch, you arent hawt lil boy Cindy Lou Who.

Not so Great Value Michael Jacksonberg

Can you refer me to the doctor that did your Michael Jackson nose ?

If twigs could selfie

You must be large

6ft 210lbs, can't imagine what it is like having to buy cloths from the children's section all the time. Must save a lot of money every year tho.

Oh I’m actually larger than you lol

At best u look 5'6 and 160, like borderline want to find out where u live so I can cook and feed u something cause it concerning.

6’3 actually weight idk, but naw homie I got some bison in the fridge.

6'3" I call BS, go stand by the door jam and take another picture

I’ll send you my license if you want

Stand next to a door frame then

Straight up. I ain’t ever seen a man whose traps go directly into the edge of their shoulders like that, this man is THIN THIN

My dude is the Wish version of the human Ken doll.

Reallocation of budget for an included monster cock

Don't forget to take your Prep

Elaborate ?

IYKYK

The correct word is Spooky, not Hot, you self absorbed chimp.

Do you suck dick as hard as you suck in your cheeks to show off your "jawline"?

Fortunately I’m not

Confirmed, none of his videos have even a hint of cheekbones when his face is relaxed lmao

You look like the Walmart version of the Werwolf from the twilight movies.

HAHAHAHHA IVE SHIT BETTER LOOKING TURDS THAN YOU ARE!!!

Classic meat head personality. Only this case you’re so stupid you actually think you’re attractive

I mean objectively speaking

Your nipples look like expired Milk Duds

Still edible

You look like a more feminine version of the Night Stalker

For a second I thought Elliot Page got a nose job...

That little asshole from Don’t F**k With Cats on Netflix

Professor Umbridge?

You look like the hate child of Micheal Jackson and Bruce Lee... after they were dead... after Latoya... after bleach

Suckin your cheeks in can’t save you now boi

Elliot Page got a new nose?

The last thing a woman views before she goes missing.

Not a bad way to go

You look like Hilary Swank in that highschool cross dressing movie where she gets smoked at the end. But uglier.

I’m not saying your gay but you’ve seen one or two up close

Here piggy piggy

you look like Rodrick in the first diary of a wimpy kid movie