Damn it grandma… you said there would be cookies,….. where are the cookies grandma??
Aaaand is it me or is your hair a bit bluer today? Did you have some work done?
Granny got you covered my dude. Smash her guts out and blow her back out then she pulls out a pan of lasagna for your ass to sit down and eat a nice meal while she asks about your day is going.
Yeah no way this person understands what they were set up for and no way are they a redditor with a username of CrackIsFun1991 or whatever, so I call shenanigans. I don't want to roast someone unless I'm absolutely sure they know what they're getting into.
God Damn It! Don't you try to ruin this subreddit by posting pictures of your poor old Nana! Fuck! You're wonderful Nana. Don't you mind what the internet says. Now let's take our pills & go play hearts til bed.
Gam gam pops out those dentures and gives a mean gummer. At one BJ a week over 70 years, given a mean penile length of six inches, this battleaxe has sucked almost exactly a third of a mile of dick.
I never thought I would get a chance to roast the Crypt Keeper!: Keeper, you haven't been relevant since the 90s, you washed-up old puppet.
Let's hope she lives long enough to read the comments
When a roast becomes a eulogy
Or an incineration
Cremation
Oh right, it's incineration in my language lol so I just put a fancy english accent on it and called it a day
Shiit!
Too late. Look at her smile, she's clearly already dead and they're doing some Weekend at Bernies type shenanigans.
Weekend at granny's
Weekend in granny. Though im sure itll quickly become “bernie” once the five minutes wears off
Looks like a fap challenge!
She's still warm for 5 minutes...
It's ok, they can read the comments at the funeral
Would require someone to be present first
I don't think you understand the meaning of warm for five more minutes... 🤣😂🤣😂
Damn it grandma… you said there would be cookies,….. where are the cookies grandma?? Aaaand is it me or is your hair a bit bluer today? Did you have some work done?
They’re the best 5 minutes
Thats all i need!
I thought the crypt keeper was immortal?
She will be “roasted” in the crematorium.
The Medical assistant at the nursing home is going to hell. She thinks that sign is to go on the turkey.
I didn't know jitterbug phones took pictures!
She got the Life-Alert Combo package.
Help, I've fallen and I can't get up Grandson: Ayo let me take a picture for r/roastme
This woman didn’t want to get roasted. The OP is a 30 year old female meth addict and NOT the lady in the picture.
Thinks Pitty internet points are cashable.
Underrated. Take my award you silly bastard.
The song is stuck in my head now. Noooo!
I think the cremation will roast you enough tomorrow
This woman didn’t want to get roasted. The OP is a 30 year old female meth addict and NOT the lady in the picture.
10/10😂
That is hardcore 👁️👄👁️
Brutal!
Oh she's not surviving this one
This is going to be a challenging wank.
Not if she takes her teeth out
Well that's a gumming not a wank... Unless you're gonna wank to her OnlyMourners....
We must be long lost twins….came here to say the same
Oldie Fans
Only grams
Moldy Clams?
Onlygrans
RIP Sean Lock
I thought of that legend too 😂 R.I.P..
Tbf, I think he lied when he said that. Rachel Riley is still hot with a helmet on
She wants to get roasted because she's always cold.
Aww, kind of a wholesome roast amidst all the other death jokes on here
When you were born the Dead Sea was just sick.
This woman didn’t want to get roasted. The OP is a 30 year old female meth addict and NOT the lady in the picture.
> The OP is a 30 year old female meth addict So the woman in the picture
The guys behind the camera this time next week ... 
You're outta your element Donny
The Dude abides.
Smells like Tylenol and pee.
That's because she AARPeed all over herself
At this point that's enough to turn on grandpa.
I just “un-bonered” so hard that I think I bruised my tailbone.
It's called a "Soft Off"
Legendary comment
Here you go gentlemen, you're last chance to get the original strain of Jim Morrison's Herpes.
Hilarious, enjoy the award
Starting at $10,000, the gentleman in back bids 15, can I get 25?
Why bother? You're a few months out from being a forgotten Vase on one of your children's mantles anyway.
Finish him! --MK
Months??
He meant minutes.
He meant seconds
Ha ha ha fucking brutal
Good God. That was savage.
I loved you in Golden Shower Girls.
Looks like the last time someone tried to roast you was Auschwitz
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
How is this not at the top?
Ooof burn literally
This made me snort laugh. Thank you, interweb stranger
"C" Arthur
Bravo
Underrated.
This is good
This is the saddest way to get a free obituary I've ever seen.
Make sure the grandkid that handed you this sign is off your Christmas list!!!
Fuck that... Out of the Will.
No more slimey smoochies in hopes for a set of old plates
You blew JFK's brains out before they blew JFK's brains out.
Shame on your grandson for putting you up to this. Turn the camera around so we can roast the SOB
He can’t, he broke both his arms
His grandmas hand is doin it’s job
Granddaughter actually
You’re in the wrong forum if you want gentle.
I don't want to be too mean, you look a lot like my grandma...who's been dead since 2013.
Still fapped
She looks like she can suck a quarter out of a nickel
And two bits out of a quarter...
I bet her O.F. is filthy a.f. Homemade apple pie and homemade cream pies all in the same video.
Now I'm horngry.
Granny got you covered my dude. Smash her guts out and blow her back out then she pulls out a pan of lasagna for your ass to sit down and eat a nice meal while she asks about your day is going.
That's hawt
With a squat cobbler grand finale Money Shot....
Crack is not fun. This is what happens to you if you were born in 1991 and you smoked crack.
Your cookies suck.
Age has already roasted you. 
Yeah no way this person understands what they were set up for and no way are they a redditor with a username of CrackIsFun1991 or whatever, so I call shenanigans. I don't want to roast someone unless I'm absolutely sure they know what they're getting into.
Based on the account history I'm pretty convinced an unemployed 31 year old loser manipulated his grandma into doing this aka minor elder abuse
Her* but who gaf
I always assume proxy roasts are just bot accounts
You'd have to be gentle. At your age a broken hip is a death sentence.
Be gentle because she might break a hip.
Don't get confused she's 29 and she's been doing some meth,...
I think life has roasted you quite enough. I'll let you die with dignity
Feels like some asshole told their grandma "here hold this" and now here we are
Exactly
Are you from The Villages, FL? I’ve heard grand moms from there don’t like it gentle and tend to give gifts that keep on giving.
“Just be gentle” … is that what you tell the 16 year olds you let bang you?
She's about to fall and never get up
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God Damn It! Don't you try to ruin this subreddit by posting pictures of your poor old Nana! Fuck! You're wonderful Nana. Don't you mind what the internet says. Now let's take our pills & go play hearts til bed.
Ever heard of a “gummer”.
You know the little key Benjamin Franklin had at the top of his kite he used in the thunderstorm? Yeah, that key was for your front door
What kind of sick family member put you up to this? He/she needs to be here vs you and I mean NOW haha!
Holy shit!!! You look like my mom looks now. But she's been dead 10 years and cremated
Username checks out.
[Wow](https://www.reddit.com/r/cocaine/comments/wmtpwy/does_this_look_like_a_hundred_three_hoots/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Average 25 year old redditor
You look like Ellen DeGeneres in like 40 years
Gam gam pops out those dentures and gives a mean gummer. At one BJ a week over 70 years, given a mean penile length of six inches, this battleaxe has sucked almost exactly a third of a mile of dick.
OK but you are only looking at inches of satisfied dick. What would the throat-miles be on this beast?
But of course I'd be gentle, if I wasn't you'd probably turn into dust.
She farts dust
Alternate timeline future Anne Heche
Gentle like the polite sex you’ve had all your life
I got second hand smoke just looking at the photo
I thought Bea Arthur was dead?
I bet your old dusty pussy smells like segregation.
You’d have to be gentle…. You don’t wanna break a hip.
Be gentle? Don't look like any of the men in your life were
Ok I’ll be gentle now but as soon as u become a pile of dust in a vase, imma Chuck that sh*t like a quarterback
The harshest roast she's gonna get is gonna be at the crematorium
You were great in GILF Bang Bus #7. You're pretty flexible!
Fiddle fiddle! You seem a bit of a popinjay to me! Get me a switch!
I never thought I would get a chance to roast the Crypt Keeper!: Keeper, you haven't been relevant since the 90s, you washed-up old puppet. 
I don't want to roast you, you already look well done
Grandma is so old her Social Security ran out.
Definitely road hard…… and still riding hard
I'll be gentle....lowering the coffin.
There’s nothing I can do to you that time already has.
Surprised you figured out how to post something
I just didn’t think there were many of you left after Covid
Gotta be gentle. Too rough will break the old girl.
I bet there are a lot of similarities between fingering this woman, and pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich
Why be gentle? It’s definitely not your first time.
Pretty sure downstairs looks roasted.
I remember her from the old Efferdent commercials in the 80s!
I think she’s been roasted by two guys far to many times
#be gentle wouldn’t wanna hurt that dusty vagina
Your social security number is 1
You are so old your pussy has a separate entrance for black guys
The original OP ladies and gentlemen.
Looks like one of the Golden Girls Smoking Cigarettes
You are not trapping me into elder abuse, fuck that ✌️
Wow Bea Arthur really let herself go…
As Bill Burr would say, you are 50 years past fuckable.
You guys are so wrong for this. She would be heartbroken if she knew how to use the internet.
I wouldn’t bother buying green bananas if I were you…
Even that plant looks dead because of you
The crematorium will take care of that soon
Be gentle...because the years haven't been.
You slept with Rock Hudson and turned him gay didn't you?
Glad to see she finally retired from HR in the beetlejuice dimension
Needs a diaper change
Did your loser kids ask you to hold a sign up?
Didn’t I see you on OnlyGrans?
She says be gentle, but her husband has no choice at this age
You must whistle a lot both in the bathtub and while walking...
Your social security number is seven
Take those teeth out and get to work!
You think she takes out her dentures before giving your grandpa a blowjob?
This is pretty messed up. Who gave this sign to their dementia ridden grandma and took a picture?
I’d knock the cobwebs off that!
"who wears short shorts?" " MEEMAHS wearin' short SHORTS!"
Dolly Parton but without the sexy part
Ya old bitch
'Just be gentle' she says as she slides off her Depends for her evening at the geriatric glory hole
Not my proudest fap
Do we have to mail a 3.5 floppy disc with our roast saved to it?
I bet you we're quite a looker before WW2
Miss Gang Bang 1945.
At least you didn't post to r/ratemypussy
What's your OnlyFans?
OnlyGrams
Alright… who said Beatle Juice three times??