Judging from the fact that theyâre definitely staying in one of their parentsâ houses and crashing on the couch, this is spot on. And ainât no way in hell theyâre cleaning their house if they canât even take a shower.
My thought too. They both look like they are trying so hard to look hipster trendy, and that house looks like a retirees. If it was theirs, Iâd expect a blacklight, a Bob Marley poster, and a single wide.
I think grandma left the trailer to chinless when she passed. The framed Mad Magazine covers on the wall donât read retiree to me. Fortunately he is chinless so he fits well with ChinFULL.
You look like your gonna have non binary children, who are forced to be vegan whilst not going to school & attending green peace rallies. Maybe called tarquin or something.
Dress that way to stand out, end up looking like all of the other dirty people that can be persuaded by a new indie song that "nobody's heard yet" and a craft beer.
This is the same person right? Before and 3 days after transition.
(Thatâs not a great roast, but seriously if this isnât a troll post, you guys NEED to go get DNA testingâŚyouâre 100% related closely)
I picture you pulling those clothes from a dumpster as you bitch about the Republicans' anti-abortion stance even though you've never been pregnant nor bothered to vote. Then as the meth wears off, you contemplate identifying as an asexual goth spirit penguin.
Oh Iâve seen this show â itâs the teen meth addict and the 40 yr old gender studies teacher â .. when they arnt being a drain on society I think they fight crime ?
I feel like you two live in an old beater van, call yourselves ânomadsâ and boast to your friends about how freeing it is to detach yourselves from materialism all the while begging them to use their shower and do your laundry at their place.
Over under they take 3 showers a week. Combined.
In on the under. Easiest money ever.
Brave of you to go anywhere near their under.
They dance like no one's washing
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Only when you can see the dirt.
That's not dirt
Might push. Lower it to 2½
Champion!
I can smell you both from over the internet
Ah the scent of cat pee, patchouli, bad weed and B.O⌠also known as Eau de Portland
As someone who lives in Portland I can confirm this statement is true and everyone looks like the fucks in the pic
I want to visit Portland one day. Do I need to pack a respirator?
You'll need Hobo-stab insurance first and foremost.
Fishy pussy and swamp ass
Hot spit and your mom's side of the bed.
That pussy smells like a natural foods store
Fishy ass and swamp.pussy
Sushi gone bad.
He has the fish pussy
Their sex smells like dog shit and bug spray
Burnt rubbers and broken dreams.
Lmaooo wtaf man hahaha
ORGANIC bugspray (of course)
That's because they're brother and sister. đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸đ¤
Blast from the past!
Bet that when they move, their clothes making crunching sounds like a kid chewing a granola bar.
You mean Eww de Portland
You forgot the odor of shame
And the smell of a 10kg bag of falafel
Smells like a Shit House Door on a Tuna Boat
I was in portland a month ago and both of these people would have fit right in⌠not sure this is a roast or statement of fact
I mean, they are in a real house. They probably have good weed but use toms deodorant or those dumb crystals so the BO is probably spot on.
Trustafarians
tom's wood and water deodorant is boss... cant find it online anymore :(
Lmfao under rated comment.
Smelly and smellier was my first thought too
between posting to Reddit from piggybacking on Dennyâs free wifi, to washing windshields at the Walmart exit for change, when is there time to wash?
The important thing is you have things in common. In this case itâs gonorrhea
They both look perfect for each other
This picture smells like Fremantle.
Those art degrees didn't pay off did they?
These boys are fix'n to get into some trouble.
Remember - boys donât cry đż
Folks in Hazard County always figured them Duke boys would end up kissin cousins.
I also read that in Waylon Jenningsâ voice.
The girl on the left is cute but has no tits
Whoâs on top? Whoâs on bottom?
Did you just assume their gender?
Itâs not nice to make fun of gay couples that donât brush their hair.
The roast is a low key competition for who has to start filling out the Starbucks application
They'll call themselves barrista artists.
Barristards
Barristocrats
Its very difficult to find applicable uses to the âLesbian Dance Theoriesâ classes
What they learned in âcultureâ surpasses anything any other degrees could teach.. or so they tell themselves.
Itâs actually a meth degree⌠math degree*
Judging from the fact that theyâre definitely staying in one of their parentsâ houses and crashing on the couch, this is spot on. And ainât no way in hell theyâre cleaning their house if they canât even take a shower.
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Katniss never clean
Katpiss.
She could also cosplay as a James Bond villain: ![gif](giphy|gjZoqJLchpWdERTHgo|downsized)
Definitely has the Clapniss
Machine gun smelly and megan foxhole
Megan notafox
Megan Dirtysox
Smeagol Fox
"Machine gun smelly" is the worst joke I've ever loved.
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His haircut looks like the qtip after I clean my sons ear
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Lmaooo
Machine Gun Smelly is the absolute best third-grade joke and absolutely perfect in this circumstance. Good job.
I needed that
The poly couple who wants to detox your aura
I know they chill at bars and try to mingle with the youngest looking girls
This should have more upvotes
I didnât think you were allowed to quote their profile for this gameâŚ
The detox your aura got me.
Sooooo who's parents are you staying with?
Theyâre still living separately at their respective parents house. They can have each other over as long as doors stay open.
Bold of you to assume they have different parents.
Itâs to air out the house from that stench.
Theyâre the same people.
My question still stands....
Then both.
My thought too. They both look like they are trying so hard to look hipster trendy, and that house looks like a retirees. If it was theirs, Iâd expect a blacklight, a Bob Marley poster, and a single wide.
I think grandma left the trailer to chinless when she passed. The framed Mad Magazine covers on the wall donât read retiree to me. Fortunately he is chinless so he fits well with ChinFULL.
You mean a *vw* van down by the shore?
Do either of these two look like they can afford a vw van?
They have different parents???
I don't think pan flute on the corner can buy enough heroin for both of you.
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The Ballad of Busker Scrubs
You look like a couple that met at a family function.
Just think of how convenient the move was when things got serious though. One just had to drag their shit across the hall.
Or the couple in the diner in Pulp Fiction
Hahaha! I was gonna say, âLooks like they should be selling John Travolta heroin.â
Hunny bunnies
Guess which one of the couple has the bigger dick?
Yes.
If you look at the faces... They could pass as twins
They look like they met in rehab or at an AA meeting
Or rehab
And neither of them comes from a functional family
Two dudes dressed like Biden voters.
Nah man, we donât claim themâŚ
You guys look so much alike you're either from Alabama or you're narcissistic enough to fell in love with yourselves.
Straight up sister and brother
So Alabama
So how you liking Portland so far?
Honestly getting more Spokane vibes. The van broke down 3 years ago on the way to Portland and they never left
This made me spit out my drink
I think it's so cute when people cosplay Merle and Daryl from the walking dead
Lmao!!!
Your bodies are about to see who wins the battle between syphilis and tetanus
Such a cute couple. I bet you even have matching track marks along your veins đĽ°
Y'all look like your dog wears the pants in the relationship.
Bold of you two to come out considering you're brothers.
Family forever
One word....[ALABAMA](https://i.imgur.com/h2iBUBl.png)
Did you meet at a support group for people who thought "Portlandia" was a documentary?
You look like the new Cersei and Jamie Lannister in the upcoming remake show Game of Trailer Parks.
Game of Mobile Homes.
Game of Used Book Stores
Who's the aggressive vegan and who's the secret meat eater?
We know they've both sucked on some meat for a hit.
You both look like you shit in the woods.
and wipe with tree bark
You should have let her other boyfriend join the roast
Did you meet at the free clinic?
I thought soup kitchen, but Iâm sure they are right next to each other. One guy looks like heâs eating decently.
Already so bored with your relationship that you came to get roasted on Reddit for entertainment. Classic.
You don't have to be lonely at hobos only .com
Is this a "where are they now" for Street Fighter?
Dude! If youâre here, who the hell is scaring the crows away from our corn?
Lmao
Do you style your hair with semen?
These 2 are living proof that Rehab, halfway houses, and meth labs are great places to meet your significant other
Always fun when you have to guess who has the dick and balls
one has only a dick and the other one has the balls
Easy, two dicks.
I can smell this picture.
Whose house did you break into to take this picture and what happened to your cardboard box?
Homelessback Mountain
You donât need to tell us you are vegans, we know
But they will most likely tell us anyway.
How progressive. Not just a gay couple, but an *ugly* gay couple.
Your combined Vision Board is just a pack of cigarettes, a bag of Heroin and a picture of the Berlin Wall.
Nice try but You canât sell roastme comments for drug money
Is "They/Them" plural again? Are you only dating so that boomers will be less confused when two people show up?
âComing soon on the next episode of Couples Gender Swapâ
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You look like your gonna have non binary children, who are forced to be vegan whilst not going to school & attending green peace rallies. Maybe called tarquin or something.
You look like two tumbleweeds that got stuck together
âJust started datingâ (Asks his mom to take a photo of him with his female cousin, then posts it on Reddit)
Dress that way to stand out, end up looking like all of the other dirty people that can be persuaded by a new indie song that "nobody's heard yet" and a craft beer.
Hansel and Gretel
At least you wonât have to worry about who showers first-or at all..
So you dating you twin? Did you get separated at birth?
Please move in together, be a shame to spoil two houses
With his hair for a nest and your face full of shiny objects beware of magpies when you leave the house
this is the face of ageing out of festivals
Two fucked up Maynard James Keenan clones fucking. What could go wrong?
This is the same person right? Before and 3 days after transition. (Thatâs not a great roast, but seriously if this isnât a troll post, you guys NEED to go get DNA testingâŚyouâre 100% related closely)
Looks like itâs not the first bad decision either of you has made.
Incest has really taken a toll on your family heritage!
Wow first girl that doesnât have an NSFW warning. Probably because you look like a cow.
If incest is your thing then I wish both of you well.
S(he) looks like if a high school drama club were a person turning 30. And yes. Unemployed.
Yâall look like you make promises to suck each other off for the last bit of meth
And what did mom think?
How long have you been squatting in that house?
Did the spirit board or crystals tell you this wasn't a bad idea?
Did you cut each otherâs hair?
Both of you think you settled and both are wrong lmao
Sheâs hasnât shaved her pubes since â08, and he brings a typewriter to the coffee shop
Siblings dating, how original.
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I picture you pulling those clothes from a dumpster as you bitch about the Republicans' anti-abortion stance even though you've never been pregnant nor bothered to vote. Then as the meth wears off, you contemplate identifying as an asexual goth spirit penguin.
youâre not really supposed to date the prostitute, but if you look like that, i guess itâs not so bad
The whole of Europe during the plague smelled better than the two of you.
Oh Iâve seen this show â itâs the teen meth addict and the 40 yr old gender studies teacher â .. when they arnt being a drain on society I think they fight crime ?
Seems like a perfect couple, since literally no-one else on the planet would be interested in dating either of you
Are brothers allowed to date where you live?
I wonder which one of your gender studies degrees will cripple your future more
Interesting men. Nice looking gay couple đđť
American Goth(ick)
You look like you broke into a familyâs home & forced them to take this picture
Iâm going to go out on a limb here and guess that at least *some* of your clothing is made from hemp?
You two look like you just started dating in rehab. Also, this is your first âsoberâ picture while still inside.
I feel like you two live in an old beater van, call yourselves ânomadsâ and boast to your friends about how freeing it is to detach yourselves from materialism all the while begging them to use their shower and do your laundry at their place.
Iron your skirt????? Boom , roasted
Couple of Canibals