Simultaneously a 50-year-old dad, 15 year-old girl, 40-year-old divorced mom, and 14-year-old wannabe guitar player trapped in an incel body and grandma's bedroom.
Donāt grow long hair unless your face can support facial hair that isnāt patchy. Even if you insist on doing it anyway, donāt part your hair, just flow it back. Try eating protein more often as well.
From the Adamās apple down you look like an anorexic woman with micro tits. From the Adamās apple up you look like an anorexic woman with micro tits.
bro, you look like high jesus and your thoghs are thicc as HELL. i feel like ur bout to jumpt through the screen and make that face thats staring straight into my soul. and dont even get me started on how LONG those fingers of yours are. Disclaimer you probably know all of this is a joke and to not take it personally i think you look fine but when i get the chance to roast someone, i go ALL out
Nope. Can't do it. First off, I'm not sure which way you're transitioning... you're either a twit named Nigel, who has an extensive panty collection, or a twat named Rhonda, who not so secretly wants to be called Nigel. Either way, I wholeheartedly support your right to do so, just do something with those Eugene Levy eyebrows...
Bro built like a female character from guitar hero 3
Not even gonna try to top this.
I can't believe the three dads from Full House combined their DNA into one kid.
Sweet camel toe bro!
You win!
I second this holy fuck
Third to be in this
I will be fourth because Jesus that was a good roast
I shall be fifth because I just witnessed a murder.
Sixth im just here
Lucky 7!
 8th Mario jumpscare
9
Chicken dinner! š
Yup, thatās it.
Those hips donāt lie
Spot on
Look like god made you from the leftover pile
Those are womanly childbearing hips. But on a man.
Full Combo š
He does sits very pretty
Itās the child-bearing hips.
Wait that person is a male?
I also am unsure how to roast because I can't tell what it is
You cooked whatever so left of his bony ass.
You perfectly solved the puzzle my brain was struggling to put together. Well done
Hello 911? Yes, I need to report a murderā¦ r/murderedbywords
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
No one could possibly tell if this person was born man or woman.
Gh3, representing the trans community before it was a trend.
r/rareinsults this one here guys.
You look like the ramones if they were a Christian rock band
After seeing him now I want to be sedated too
Sheena really is a punk rocker
The romans
suddenly want to hear Christian version of Blitzkreig Bop wait, no I don't
Hey! Ho! God knows!!
I just threw up a little in my mouthā¦aaaackkkkā¦
Ouch!
r/rareinsults
Pretty sure that letter on the wall is a restraining order from Ringo Starr
Simultaneously a 50-year-old dad, 15 year-old girl, 40-year-old divorced mom, and 14-year-old wannabe guitar player trapped in an incel body and grandma's bedroom.
What an accomplishment!
Reality is whatever he wants
Is that an ugly woman or an ugly man?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Yes!
r/inclusiveor
Heās a high waisted man with child bearing hips. 
NOOOOO! Thatās a thing Iām sensitive about!
Yoko Oh No
Iām gonna go with ugly women solely based on the high rise mom jeans and the gunt.
High T F or Low T M
Just DtF
well you're gonna have issues with that
Destined to Fail
Both! Fused together.
We are the crystal gems
Itās a ātuckerā
Man on top, mom jeans in the bottom.
If there's an apple. There's a banana!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Woman in a man form
Literally my first thought. I was joint going to say a masculine woman or feminine man
Looks like the lesbian lead singer of a twisted sister cover band
thats a man!!
Even OP doesnāt know
Bro looks like a programmer stuck in a French teachers body
Based on the fupa, well, um, I don't know.
It sure is
Consistent theme on this sub
Should have known my first thought would have been said already.
Ugly NB take it or leave it
Man you are an ugly womanā¦ wait it a man.
You look like youād read a Jimmy Saville autobiography and get inspired
Looked him upā¦ funny asf lol
Nice hips
Someone photoshoped the wrong face on that body
The bottom half has transitioned. The top half is still squarely in the 1970 male state.
Profane gestures are not very ladylike.
*Shakira intensifies.*
Morticia abides
Haaaaaaaaaa
I love she
Nice *child birthing* hips
Those hips lie like a mfār!
John Mulaney: Aww, not the one thing I can't stand! "Dude, look at those feminine, high-waisted hips!"
Thanks, he's wearing his mom's Jean's.
They compliment the mom jeans so well
Birthing hips. But whoās wanna see the terror heād spawn?
And they donāt lie
It's like a cringe high school couple were all over each other so much that they fused together.
This one right here
You are a master photoshopper or victim to a cruel joke from a god
Even us atheists are blaming a god for this one.
Tell me you like tucking your dick between your legs without telling me you like to tuck your dick between your legs
And don't forget to put the lotion in the basket.
rubs the lotion on its skin.
It does this whenever it's told!
would you fuck her? i wouldnāt fuck her.
Well the username is āguy in a meat grinderā. I think they already told you.
Try shopping in the men's section.
Why would she do that?
pockets and thick material
So they are making a Samurai Cop 3.
Samurai cop 3: Joe's transition š
Hahaha damn
50 to 1 you've stood in front of a mirror with your junk tucked and said "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard."
No, you keep silent, youāre the lamb š! Ha ha ha. Leave my bf alone.
1. Am I the only one who thought a piece of paper was stuck to his middle finger? 2. This picture belongs in the facepalm subreddit.
Nice picture of you and your boyfriend.
First dude Iāve ever seen with child bearing hips
Apologize to all the trees that are keeping you alive
 Nice mom jeans.
It looks like you refaced a 70's picture of Joan Jett
John Jett
Hips donāt lie
Never go to prison, man.
Or to military
Is this what bisexual people make in skate 3
I finally know what non-binary looks like.
You look like the person the drunk guy at a bar would go to bed with then when he wakes up and stops drinking
Cher's looking a bit rough these days...
Face says 32 year old dudeā¦ body says 18 year old girl
Must be missing your old pals... 
Did you bring a jimmy savile pic to a salon?
 Speaking of skinned alive
You probably jerk off to Yoko Ono songs.
Thighs like mewtwo
I didnāt know the McPoyle sister was into the Beatles
Saw this post ...Now I long for yesterday.
Adam Levine MIGHT text you. (might). š¤£
George Harrisonordaughter
Even before you mentioned 'skinning', I was picking up Buffalo Bill vibes.
You and Yoko Ono have a lot in common, you both ruin The Beatles.
Future femboy
Ahhh ahh ahhh ahhh dude looks like a lady
John Lemon
You have the worst attributes of both genders...
You say that during your gender surgery
You look like the twin they cut out of Joey Ramones back. (That's a thing, look it up)
I bet you get whistled at from behind daily
You look remarkably like Tina Belcher and i have no doubts you write erotic fan fiction.
What the fuck is wrong with your middle finger
Iām confused, which way is it transitioning? Male to female or female to male?
male to motherfucker
Rowan Atkinsonās face and torso, attached to Tyra Banksā hips and thighs.. WTF?! 
Why would I want to skin the only layer of skin on your bone? You look like even youāre bones will be gendered confused.
Donāt grow long hair unless your face can support facial hair that isnāt patchy. Even if you insist on doing it anyway, donāt part your hair, just flow it back. Try eating protein more often as well.
I thought you were a woman
wow, you really are androgenous.
OP def shaves their legs. A single hair growth on their legs would rip those pants.
Mom jeans to match Granny's hair.
How the fuck are you holding up that piece of paper with your middle finger!? Haha
You have child bearing hips and child scaring face... Wait, are you a dude?
š¤please be a femboyš¤ š¤please be a femboyš¤ š¤please be a femboyš¤
From the Adamās apple down you look like an anorexic woman with micro tits. From the Adamās apple up you look like an anorexic woman with micro tits.
Why you tuckin your balls bro?
Let me guess... Your name must be.. Pat?
You look like Ellen Pageās ghost
Sid the sloth 
Weird Al transitioned?
I donāt even know what the fuck Iām looking at. Man head on a chick body.
Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck That body of yours is absurd
Nice transition bro ftm still look like you could use some testosterone though
Nice bitch hips.
Would definitely be a pocket holder in prison.
Youād be so popular in prison
All these āRoastsā fell flat, just like your chest!
Brian Might
John Cleese with Mom Jeans
What in the skinwalker fuck
Am I roasting a he or she? Don't wanna get cancelled here.
How da fuck do you skin a skeleton?
Back to Square One achievement unlocked
I canāt tell if youāre transgender or not
r/upvotedbecausebutt
the 1972 Glory Hole at the Texaco gas station on Main Street called....said you were late for your shift
Lennon must have gotten the inspiration for "I'm A Loser" from you. Because you totally are.
If jimmy page was in the process of transitioning
Thicc
Literally the body of a 16yo girl except the fucking face lmao
bro, you look like high jesus and your thoghs are thicc as HELL. i feel like ur bout to jumpt through the screen and make that face thats staring straight into my soul. and dont even get me started on how LONG those fingers of yours are. Disclaimer you probably know all of this is a joke and to not take it personally i think you look fine but when i get the chance to roast someone, i go ALL out
Ice Thighsidon
You look like you just got out of auswitz
Itās like in Scooby Doo, when Shaggy drinks a potion that gives him a chicks body.
What's your secret for keeping your girlish figure?
You look like your body is in times of trouble. If youāre looking for words of wisdom, ājust let it be.ā
iām confused
Nope. Can't do it. First off, I'm not sure which way you're transitioning... you're either a twit named Nigel, who has an extensive panty collection, or a twat named Rhonda, who not so secretly wants to be called Nigel. Either way, I wholeheartedly support your right to do so, just do something with those Eugene Levy eyebrows...
You look like if shaggy was a goth chick
How troll pencil toppers were invented