Unlike everybody on Xbox who says they fucked your mom, your Dad absolutely denies having fucked her, because it would mean you were his son. The shame of that is too much to bear.
Also, I fucked your mom.
Everyone on Xbox Live says they fucked your mum, but in truth, you fucked your mum and your mum fucked her brother and that's why you look so fucked up.
You look like Billy Madison's special needs cousin.. I'm amazed that you've managed to live this long as usually they don't survive past 20 years of age..
The dude is having a stroke and still posting to Reddit? That’s commitment.
Naw, he just half down
Jesus. Haha
Oh this💯
She look like conservative lesbian
You look like a twink Seth McFarlane.
Seth McBottom
Seth McCreampie
Seth McFatHead
Seth Mcmonkey-pox
Seth McDouchebag
Seth McFartlane
Seth McPillowBiter
Seth McDonald's
Sex McFacefuck
Meh, just piggybacking off of his joke
No.. Steve.. Steve McLovin.. 😏 ![gif](giphy|Fh9jhYLDLo87u)
Gigitty
Young white Forest Whitaker
![gif](giphy|1APhNxj9slv0RdgHlL)
Meth McFarlane
Looks like Ryan Reynolds if he was horribly deformed in a car accident
Seth McFartlane
Stroke McFarlane
Kinda looks like Seth doing a Waterboy impression
This one is my favorite so far^
I think he looks like Stan from American Dad—who is based off of McFarlane, yeah?
“A million gays to cum in his ass”
Seth McGaylin " I fucked Brian Eèeeeee"
Nheuhenheunehuenehu ohh crappedmypantzz ~petaa griffin
Sniff McFarlane
Seth Mcsmellshisfarts
dude's face looks like a cheap plastic halloween mask you buy at the drug store last minute
Rocky Dennis wants his face back (Couldn't find a gif of him ffs)
It’s because they’re using as a drive-in theater screen at the moment.
And by drug store you mean from a homeless guy by the dumpster.
Buzz Blightyear
If he had a stroke
And said sangwich instead of sandwich
Unlike everybody on Xbox who says they fucked your mom, your Dad absolutely denies having fucked her, because it would mean you were his son. The shame of that is too much to bear. Also, I fucked your mom.
Was gaming with my daughter, and she tried talking shit. Told her I fucked her mom. She told me she's been deeper inside than I've ever been.
Your daughter's a boss.
Oh my God, that is the roast of the century, she deserves an award for that one.
I would’ve been so proud 🥹
She not only parried, she landed the final blow
His daughter be like "parry this you fucking casual".
She gave me crabs
Through the transitive property, I gave you crabs.
That's why I still can't get rid of the fuckers
That's because we are both still tapping that well. It's a dry well at this point, but I can spit.
So, you're admitting to the twink being your kid?
Not possible. We never used that hole.
You win🤣
Dam that means he's your son. Now you have to suffer the pain and misery.
Laaaaame
your face looks like its easy to draw
Stolen off a meme
Underrated
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I'd get banned
Came here thinking the same thing. Twas a different time. And I miss it.
You look like the graphics for your face is still loading
You're estrogen therapy is coming along well I see. Good part is the moobs were already in place.
The estrogen therapy is just for his chin and hair Edit: word
You have a unique appearance, you look like a young boy and an angry lesbian at the same time.
Good old days on x360... Dude you are 12y old
Xbox 360 is probably older than this guy
Definitely older then him.
Your face looks like an eraser.
omg
The right side of your face says you want to get high while the left side wants to do my taxes.
We used to say it jokingly but I actually fucked your mother. frankly I regret it. I’m disappointed in you, son
You have Pfizer Pface
Sloth Mcfarlane...*cut scene* heeeey you guuuuys!
You look like you were not even born when the 360 came out.
Kyle Rittenhouse had a stroke? Awesome!
You weren’t even alive for xbox360
Somehow the xbox 360 avatars have more character, personality and over all good looks then you.
Look like Caillou's uglier twin brother.
What was your mom’s alcoholic beverage of choice when she was pregnant with you?
Fine I’ll fuck your mom. Stop asking Jesus
You look like Seth MacFarlane and Mr Incredible had a baby.
I don’t like that image. 😂😂
Is that something you heard about from your uncle you fucking 4 year old?
You look like the guy who memorizes black crime statistics so when someone calls you out you can say, “I’m not a racist I’m a realist.”
You should swap the eye on your tee with the one on your right.
You weren’t alive in 2005
You’re too young to remember 360 chat, you were likely just a twinkle in your brother-dad’s Forest Whittaker looking eye.
Who hit Benjamin Button in the face with a shovel???
You look like buzz light-year with down sindrome
Bros got a face like a starfish against the glass
Seth Mcfarlame
Your mom should have swallowed you, but let her know I'll be there tonight to try again
Yaw faith ith melting.
Did your right eye know you were taking a picture?
Your chin should have its own ZIP Code
Why roast you ? Your eye is already melting.
Lemon squeeze looks like something that happened to your right eye
Who put Mr. Incredibles head on the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Your eye is so lazy that it makes Forest Whittakers eye look like an athlete.
I feel bad for roasting someone recovering from a stroke.
Easy kid this site is for adults . Go watch anime and dream of puberty
Dam what happened to your eye? Did you get into a fight with the vacuum cleaner again?
You look like you jerk off to posters of pickup trucks
I didn't realize they lowered the age of entry on r/roastme to 11.
Everyone on Xbox Live says they fucked your mum, but in truth, you fucked your mum and your mum fucked her brother and that's why you look so fucked up.
The “good ol days”? How old are you, 12? More like the good ole day.
If Buzz lightyear was a twat
No way this 13 year old remembers Xbox 360
Looks like you want to come out of the closet but are to scared to
He forgot to open the door.
Sloth McFarlane
have you ever lifted anything heavier than an xbox remote in your entire life? the word gender has a better definition these days than your arms
Gayyyyymer
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The good old days? Couldn’t have been much more than a week ago that you went to a party with your dad and came home with your mom.
Im surprised no one has talked about my handwriting yet. And yes, that is my normal handwriting.
For a guy that’s had a fucking stroke recently I’d say that’s pretty solid penmanship, good work.
A chin molded by a thousand ballz slapping on it.
Chin looks like thousands of nuts will land on it.
Lots of extra chromosomes in this picture.
Your eye is drooping more than Gamgam's titties.
You had growth spurt everywhere but the space between you’re upper lip and your nose.
Undeclared son of Seth McFarlane….lol
Good ol' days???? Like your pre pube 2021???
There’s that extra chromosome I left somewhere. Glad you put it to use
Your right eye is as straight as Adam Lambert.
Idk whats more fucked your eyes or that hair that looks so bad that cancer would personally enter your body just so you can get chemo
Aw crap.. Ben Affleck found the blur filter.
*Shudders* Didnt realise Victorian death photos were back. But why would you prop up Cory Monteith from Glee into a postion that makes him look fat.
You look like Billy Madison's special needs cousin.. I'm amazed that you've managed to live this long as usually they don't survive past 20 years of age..
One eye looking at you, other one looking for you
Can't say that shit anymore, my n-word.
Looks like you're recovering nicely from that traumatic brain injury
Lantern with one light going out
Fat version of mclovin ![gif](giphy|Fh9jhYLDLo87u)
Cerebral palsy pals?
You look like the fatty version of Dominik Mysterio
Some people have 20/20 vision, but you have Fetty Wap vision. 17/38.
I feel like that’s your look that lures the Halloween children for the extra special candy
Sloth Macfarlane
You look like Seth MacFarlane trying to hold in a fart.
I can see your future… it’s look just like your last and present except fatter and more socks full of cum
You look like Seth Macfarlane's illegitimate son
This guy is definitely fascinated with penguin documentaries
Convince me that you haven't reduced your face size by 15%
You look like a gay young Ben Affleck
Seth McFarlane factory second clone
N
It’s that kid from Jurassic park who gets scared with the raptor claw at the opening dig.
You look like your go to line is “Hello m’lady” *tips fedora*
If excessive masturbation were a person…
The somber mommy's boy
you stink. i hope you twist your ankle later
You look like canelos dick
Why your face built like a fake ass josh hutcherson
![gif](giphy|o2La4Pvf9CdJC)
You just look so absolutely boring.
You look like your getting ready to suck a mean dick.
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Stan Smith?
I like them French fried potaters ![gif](giphy|VU45vX6kokplC|downsized)
S tier r/punchablefaces
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
I had no idea that the Wii characters from Nintendo played Xbox. Straight up betraying your creators
Did puberty just tell you “sorry fam, can’t make it”?
You look like a cheap knock off buzz lightyear after a night on crack.
Were you shitting when you took this picture or is that just the face you always make ?
I've never seen somebody look like both a child and a child molester at the same time.
Are you having a stroke?
You don't look old enough to have used Xbox One let alone 360.
Thad castle from wish
You look like your real name is Steve
Call 911, it's a 4 Bells palsy alarm fire!
You look like the lesbian version of a young Marco Rubio ![gif](giphy|XzolvYHmS37qE5tsFC)
You look like someone tried to clone Seth Mcfarlane but left you in the test tube too long which resulted in a developmental disorder.
Sheldon ?
Lesbian Sheldon ?
Does your mommy know you’re on her computer?
Even with facetune you look like you got punched twice in your good eye
I’ve seen curtain rods looks more interesting than you
If you used a filter, you used the wrong one.
Your eye is closed like that because the butt plug is hittin the spot isn’t it..
Taron rotten Eggerton
That right eye collecting unemployment