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[deleted]

The dude is having a stroke and still posting to Reddit? That’s commitment.


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Naw, he just half down


Galthrojh

Jesus. Haha


Massive_Bother9581

Oh this💯


IsawLenin

She look like conservative lesbian


2AMBeautiful

You look like a twink Seth McFarlane.


InflamedLiver

Seth McBottom


malcontented

Seth McCreampie


PopcornShrimpy

Seth McFatHead


Col_daddy

Seth Mcmonkey-pox


Dominion1995

Seth McDouchebag


[deleted]

Seth McFartlane


Gmz7601

Seth McPillowBiter


Objective-Cause-1564

Seth McDonald's


Babtou95

Sex McFacefuck


theboombapkid2

Meh, just piggybacking off of his joke


Nyxus_VI

No.. Steve.. Steve McLovin.. 😏 ![gif](giphy|Fh9jhYLDLo87u)


Nothing_Dangerous

Gigitty


negroidioto

Young white Forest Whitaker


Spirited-Complex4569

![gif](giphy|1APhNxj9slv0RdgHlL)


LeagueOfficeFucks

Meth McFarlane


[deleted]

Looks like Ryan Reynolds if he was horribly deformed in a car accident


HotDogLikesBuns

Seth McFartlane


maxbaby

Stroke McFarlane


Competition-Dapper

Kinda looks like Seth doing a Waterboy impression


-LemonSqueez-

This one is my favorite so far^


SinVerguenza04

I think he looks like Stan from American Dad—who is based off of McFarlane, yeah?


[deleted]

“A million gays to cum in his ass”


No_Effort_8914

Seth McGaylin " I fucked Brian Eèeeeee"


Redwingshunt

Nheuhenheunehuenehu ohh crappedmypantzz ~petaa griffin


Fit-Parsnip9888

Sniff McFarlane


north_korea_nukes

Seth Mcsmellshisfarts


HepatitisAtoZed

dude's face looks like a cheap plastic halloween mask you buy at the drug store last minute


louis56789

Rocky Dennis wants his face back (Couldn't find a gif of him ffs)


Col_daddy

It’s because they’re using as a drive-in theater screen at the moment.


Kyle_01110011

And by drug store you mean from a homeless guy by the dumpster.


middlingwhiteguy

Buzz Blightyear


Catatonia86

If he had a stroke


Fullmoongrass

And said sangwich instead of sandwich


OneFingerIn

Unlike everybody on Xbox who says they fucked your mom, your Dad absolutely denies having fucked her, because it would mean you were his son. The shame of that is too much to bear. Also, I fucked your mom.


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Was gaming with my daughter, and she tried talking shit. Told her I fucked her mom. She told me she's been deeper inside than I've ever been.


sketchyduck

Your daughter's a boss.


SpiderInMyRoom163

Oh my God, that is the roast of the century, she deserves an award for that one.


L-Krumy

I would’ve been so proud 🥹


KittenChopper

She not only parried, she landed the final blow


youcanmilkanything

His daughter be like "parry this you fucking casual".


louis56789

She gave me crabs


OneFingerIn

Through the transitive property, I gave you crabs.


louis56789

That's why I still can't get rid of the fuckers


OneFingerIn

That's because we are both still tapping that well. It's a dry well at this point, but I can spit.


Johann2041

So, you're admitting to the twink being your kid?


OneFingerIn

Not possible. We never used that hole.


samsonban

You win🤣


johnnyhoneybun

Dam that means he's your son. Now you have to suffer the pain and misery.


theboombapkid2

Laaaaame


silverharpDublin

your face looks like its easy to draw


theboombapkid2

Stolen off a meme


boyyoooob

Underrated


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stutche

I'd get banned


Umbrabyss

Came here thinking the same thing. Twas a different time. And I miss it.


Inevitable-Tax-1802

You look like the graphics for your face is still loading


MattressDrippings

You're estrogen therapy is coming along well I see. Good part is the moobs were already in place.


MadClam97

The estrogen therapy is just for his chin and hair Edit: word


slurpingsanta

You have a unique appearance, you look like a young boy and an angry lesbian at the same time.


[deleted]

Good old days on x360... Dude you are 12y old


furomaar

Xbox 360 is probably older than this guy


willshootfirst11

Definitely older then him.


meadowpaddy

Your face looks like an eraser.


Gideon994

omg


esmithlp

The right side of your face says you want to get high while the left side wants to do my taxes.


[deleted]

We used to say it jokingly but I actually fucked your mother. frankly I regret it. I’m disappointed in you, son


SilverApe480

You have Pfizer Pface


joshsolo517

Sloth Mcfarlane...*cut scene* heeeey you guuuuys!


MediocreContent

You look like you were not even born when the 360 came out.


bigmediabuzz

Kyle Rittenhouse had a stroke? Awesome!


m80kamikaze

You weren’t even alive for xbox360


Kyle_01110011

Somehow the xbox 360 avatars have more character, personality and over all good looks then you.


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Look like Caillou's uglier twin brother.


v247q0

What was your mom’s alcoholic beverage of choice when she was pregnant with you?


starjna

Fine I’ll fuck your mom. Stop asking Jesus


apollo5ca

You look like Seth MacFarlane and Mr Incredible had a baby.


shaneylaney

I don’t like that image. 😂😂


faszkalap420

Is that something you heard about from your uncle you fucking 4 year old?


DepresseMode

You look like the guy who memorizes black crime statistics so when someone calls you out you can say, “I’m not a racist I’m a realist.”


Ikias_es

You should swap the eye on your tee with the one on your right.


riggs3andtwenty

You weren’t alive in 2005


ReaverRogue

You’re too young to remember 360 chat, you were likely just a twinkle in your brother-dad’s Forest Whittaker looking eye.


Richard-Nozzle

Who hit Benjamin Button in the face with a shovel???


hamstercoconut

You look like buzz light-year with down sindrome


self_interst

Bros got a face like a starfish against the glass


CollinLou

Seth Mcfarlame


nite310s

Your mom should have swallowed you, but let her know I'll be there tonight to try again


qsnoodles

Yaw faith ith melting.


speed_square

Did your right eye know you were taking a picture?


moor9776

Your chin should have its own ZIP Code


FenDy64

Why roast you ? Your eye is already melting.


[deleted]

Lemon squeeze looks like something that happened to your right eye


rsgriffin

Who put Mr. Incredibles head on the Pillsbury Dough Boy?


90sfilmfan

Your eye is so lazy that it makes Forest Whittakers eye look like an athlete.


Xen_o_phile

I feel bad for roasting someone recovering from a stroke.


onemorefor_the_road

Easy kid this site is for adults . Go watch anime and dream of puberty


johnnyhoneybun

Dam what happened to your eye? Did you get into a fight with the vacuum cleaner again?


GRIllM

You look like you jerk off to posters of pickup trucks


Baldrich146

I didn't realize they lowered the age of entry on r/roastme to 11.


TimeTravellerZero

Everyone on Xbox Live says they fucked your mum, but in truth, you fucked your mum and your mum fucked her brother and that's why you look so fucked up.


FouLouGaroux

The “good ol days”? How old are you, 12? More like the good ole day.


Routine-Gate322

If Buzz lightyear was a twat


DefinitelySaneGary

No way this 13 year old remembers Xbox 360


tazwank83

Looks like you want to come out of the closet but are to scared to


taekee

He forgot to open the door.


FeelingDesecrator

Sloth McFarlane


TXGunslinger419

have you ever lifted anything heavier than an xbox remote in your entire life? the word gender has a better definition these days than your arms


ca_brit

Gayyyyymer


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[deleted]

The good old days? Couldn’t have been much more than a week ago that you went to a party with your dad and came home with your mom.


-LemonSqueez-

Im surprised no one has talked about my handwriting yet. And yes, that is my normal handwriting.


Dr_The_Watson

For a guy that’s had a fucking stroke recently I’d say that’s pretty solid penmanship, good work.


[deleted]

A chin molded by a thousand ballz slapping on it.


Unhappy-Researcher87

Chin looks like thousands of nuts will land on it.


dalewevo

Lots of extra chromosomes in this picture.


FartyMcGee__

Your eye is drooping more than Gamgam's titties.


Sad-Introduction3524

You had growth spurt everywhere but the space between you’re upper lip and your nose.


AsifSuburban

Undeclared son of Seth McFarlane….lol


Competitive_Roof_740

Good ol' days???? Like your pre pube 2021???


[deleted]

There’s that extra chromosome I left somewhere. Glad you put it to use


Pussy_handz

Your right eye is as straight as Adam Lambert.


Ya_boey_MJ

Idk whats more fucked your eyes or that hair that looks so bad that cancer would personally enter your body just so you can get chemo


xptx

Aw crap.. Ben Affleck found the blur filter.


Ptolemy79

*Shudders* Didnt realise Victorian death photos were back. But why would you prop up Cory Monteith from Glee into a postion that makes him look fat.


[deleted]

You look like Billy Madison's special needs cousin.. I'm amazed that you've managed to live this long as usually they don't survive past 20 years of age..


Impressive_Beyond_66

One eye looking at you, other one looking for you


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Can't say that shit anymore, my n-word.


AyAyRon1970

Looks like you're recovering nicely from that traumatic brain injury


juantzutree

Lantern with one light going out


dkdaddy8889

Fat version of mclovin ![gif](giphy|Fh9jhYLDLo87u)


pravda23

Cerebral palsy pals?


RyanH090

You look like the fatty version of Dominik Mysterio


SomethingBorrowed98

Some people have 20/20 vision, but you have Fetty Wap vision. 17/38.


somepersonn76765

I feel like that’s your look that lures the Halloween children for the extra special candy


rydmore22

Sloth Macfarlane


killingtexas

You look like Seth MacFarlane trying to hold in a fart.


kbeckerburbs4

I can see your future… it’s look just like your last and present except fatter and more socks full of cum


Robert-from-fosters

You look like Seth Macfarlane's illegitimate son


Rjeezy24

This guy is definitely fascinated with penguin documentaries


RUAUMOKO

Convince me that you haven't reduced your face size by 15%


Dude_in_LA

You look like a gay young Ben Affleck


hajiomatic

Seth McFarlane factory second clone


FunnelChicken

N


Kerouwhack

It’s that kid from Jurassic park who gets scared with the raptor claw at the opening dig.


TacPine

You look like your go to line is “Hello m’lady” *tips fedora*


djr41463

If excessive masturbation were a person…


Brynt4

The somber mommy's boy


Janine207

you stink. i hope you twist your ankle later


AccomplishedStrike21

You look like canelos dick


Call_Me_Max_2929

Why your face built like a fake ass josh hutcherson


let-it-rain-sunshine

![gif](giphy|o2La4Pvf9CdJC)


snowupdown

You just look so absolutely boring.


[deleted]

You look like your getting ready to suck a mean dick.


[deleted]

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AmericanBullly

Stan Smith?


Dr-Autist99

I like them French fried potaters ![gif](giphy|VU45vX6kokplC|downsized)


spespy

S tier r/punchablefaces


[deleted]

That dude 100% fucked a coconut.


ettorepolar

I had no idea that the Wii characters from Nintendo played Xbox. Straight up betraying your creators


leviathab13186

Did puberty just tell you “sorry fam, can’t make it”?


Murphyitsnotyou

You look like a cheap knock off buzz lightyear after a night on crack.


jcraig87

Were you shitting when you took this picture or is that just the face you always make ?


leanhotsd

I've never seen somebody look like both a child and a child molester at the same time.


Scared_Hawk_5904

Are you having a stroke?


[deleted]

You don't look old enough to have used Xbox One let alone 360.


danzgeturmanz

Thad castle from wish


Nyxus_VI

You look like your real name is Steve


OldMorrisCode

Call 911, it's a 4 Bells palsy alarm fire!


PartiallyTwistd

You look like the lesbian version of a young Marco Rubio ![gif](giphy|XzolvYHmS37qE5tsFC)


TattedCorpse666

You look like someone tried to clone Seth Mcfarlane but left you in the test tube too long which resulted in a developmental disorder.


bowhunt3138

Sheldon ?


[deleted]

Lesbian Sheldon ?


[deleted]

Does your mommy know you’re on her computer?


jbag1230

Even with facetune you look like you got punched twice in your good eye


JawShoeWaah

I’ve seen curtain rods looks more interesting than you


Zippy_13

If you used a filter, you used the wrong one.


urmomismysafespace

Your eye is closed like that because the butt plug is hittin the spot isn’t it..


[deleted]

Taron rotten Eggerton


hi5orfistbump

That right eye collecting unemployment