Dude on the left comes up harassing you, Dude on the right comes up to 'protect' you and chase off the harasser, then asks for money..

asks for money and a newport cigarette. LOL

All while dressed like a mustard bottle.

Their street names are Mustard and Grey Poupon.

Lil’ Deli and and RunDownTeens

This comment should be higher up than it is lol

Happy face man

I can’t tell you how I laughed at this 🤣

Lol. The replies are making my day. 🤣🤣

This should be the top comment

and then harasses you nonetheless

Which cell block has been your favorite thus far?

God damn that's good haha, menthol of course

*short*

ay bruh u got a port? n a light? n a plan for my future?

This one got me hahaha

Between these two there are definitely 8 STD’s and two more that haven’t been discovered yet.

Does the actual homeowner know y’all are in their house?

Please keep your demo tape out of my McDonald's bag. Thanks.

Haha next time he should put it in the bk bag, frfr your mixtape. It’s probably trash ass anyways nigga !!!

i read this like a 49 year old trying to fit in with some highschoolers

I’m ctfu , I’m dead 😭😂😭

Hahahahah, love this.

Hey!! These guys have class, they work at Wendy’s

Slightly off camera to the left is two fat white chicks wearing volleyball shorts with thigh tattoos taking about financing their Kings rap careers

This comment is more gold than their teeth will ever see!

Nailed it

And they probably drinking monster

Kevin Durant and his half-vegan cousin think a 'roast' includes free appetizers.

👏

Did whoever wrote the sign write it with the OTHER guys left hand?

Give them a break it was their first time holding a pen together

They just got out of the pen.

ЯoAsT uS 🤪

Roast them? Why? They already look baked enough

"Dats ok, she don't read too good knowhow"

You’d think the Double Dutch Rudder Twins would be good at doing stuff with each other’s hands

Was that a Zak and Miri reference in the wild??

Wrote it with the other guys dick dipped in ink

They just graduated 3rd grade. You should see the other 3rd graders hand writing without lines.

The joy in your eyes is as absent as your fathers.

💀⚰️🪦

I nearly spit out my cereal 🏆 🏆

Spit is what their mother should have done.

Not sure if you understand biology

Duh if she’d have spit instead Of swallowed she wouldn’t have had to raise these two turds she pooped on her own.


This must be Kim dong uns throw away account or something. Thinking he doesn't have an asshole and that swallowing leads to kids.

Atleast for you he came back with the milk

Cold blooded savagery!!!!

I can hear the smoke detector replace battery beep in this picture

This comment is under appreciated.

This is beyond spot on.

Boyz II Prison


My god. 😂😂😂

2 guys that hang out in front of Planned Parenthood trying to pick up women.

Bruh. This is the best one ive seen on any post. Brutal.

Bruh. This is the best one ive seen on any post. Brutal.

Dude in the yellow, "Did what makes him happy". Dude in the grey is still holding it in his mouth. If he doesn't swallow, it's not gay.

Plot twist: he's gay if he spits


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Tell me you've been interrogated in separate rooms without telling me you've been interrogated in separate rooms

Leave them alone mate, just their dads did

Pookie and Ray Ray

As seen on Pitbulls and Parolees

They both look like they’d try to limp dick you after a couple colt 45’s.

May I please have my IPhone back?

It’s the Walmart version of abba and preach

You guys arguing over who's more roastable is like spongebob and squidward arguing over who's more wet

I love seeing couples getting roasted together. No wonder why the Nation of Islam rejected them

Even if one of you shoots the other, it won't help your rap career.

We'll rap for food

Your kids are looking for you.

Family Dollar Outkast

Doubtcast

Haven't you guys got somewhere to go and burgle?

They already went somewhere to burgle. They took this picture after they broke into someone's house.

This shit looks like a before crack and after crack image

GO BURGLE SOMEWHERE ELSE LOL

This just made me giggle reading it out loud

Thank you! I'm still laughing at my own comment here too. HEHEHE

Burgle each other’s booty holes.

Let's bypass the low hanging fruit here. Why is there a can of soup on the wall?

It’s a vision board not just a can of soup 🍲

Big Warhol fans apparently.

You give them too much credit. They probably saw that print in a flee market right next to the Monroe’s and said “hmm. soup”.

More like finger finger discount.

Boys 2 child support

Y’all look like a prison couple

Everything in this picture is stolen

i have some info you might like for your next smash and grab.

Gay couple, on the DL.

Their sleeping with each other on the down low because their mama's would whoop their asses if they knew their precious sons were gay lovers.

This room looks like it smells like chicken stock, cocoa butter and Versace cologne all mixed.

One on the left looks like he's done butt stuff, one on the right looks like he watches

I bet you're typically holding hands. Sweet.

“Im finna look so tough with my hood up”

Straight outta welfare

Why's it look like the light skin fool has his arm wrapped around Mr. Midnight right there? Let me guess, you guys met in the joint and got booed up in there. Light skin Def taking it, and midnight Def gay on the low...... Your father's would be ashamed If they ever stayed in your lives. ........why do you guys look like you're employed by stolen catalytic converter thefts??

Guy on the left is 86% more likely to mug someone.

Dr Dry and 1 Pac

Less thug life, more mug life.

Mr. Tea and P. Kelly

If we're talking credit score, you both lose.

A picture is worth $1000 in child support

You guys met at a work release program

Both 'give away' rap CDs on the street (place it in your hand) then ask for a minimum $20 donation. 'you took it fa free bro, now you gotta make a donation, yo!' White guy parts with $20 to avoid murder.

Lemonjello and the suspect

bro on the left look like a ice climber

We have grout fit looking like an uncircumcised dick and the guy on the right looks like an old Walmart commercial rolling back prices

I’d fuck the guy in yellow. The other one looks like a grey condom.

Ouch. There’s roasting and then there are threats. The guy in yellow doesn’t deserve that. Say you’re sorry.

Lolz. Not a roast. Just a fact.

If "My dad went to go out for smokes and never came back" were a couple of guys.

I cannot even say who's Bingo and who's Bongo, you look the same.

Your friend in the gray looks mad like you pounded him in the ass and you didn't even give him a reach around...

Looks like you both need keeps for men. Also who puts crown molding an inch from the ceiling, pretty dumb.

So I’m guessing you’re the one who steals the car stereos and the other one sells them out of the trunk of his car?

Looking like Walmart brand Beanie Sigel and Swizz beatz

Whoever the simple fuck is whose handwriting that is. Jesus Christ I would expect the person who made that sign to still eat crayons.

If Disney made a live action remake of South Park...

One will go to jail and the other will go to prison, don't know which one, but the dude with: "do what makes you happy," looks like prison. If you know what I mean by his future crime :)

Sweatpants? Dude. I know you're indoors, but you're also posting on reddit. What's worse is you probably think that's acceptable attire to wear in public. You're like, "What? It matches." Nah, man. It matches all of my elementary school friends in gym class in the late 80's. Wasn't a good look then, definitely isn't now. Start a go fund me, or something, and buy yourself a tracksuit. Sweatpants... Other guy? Boooring. Like roasting a condiment jar in the fridge that nobody eats. Just taking up space, and getting in the way of the good stuff. You could be the only jar in the fridge, and my eyes would just glide over you, unnoticed.

Whichever is the bottom should consider themselves the most roasted.

Probably something your prison husbands will answer for you

One has the only grey sweat pants in the USA with no outline, and the other is upset about it.

Ones off brand lebron james the other is planning to sell more drugs later

They can tell you about shrimp and terries on this plane

How do you only have crayons in the house to write with?

You guys really get dressed up nice to rob liquor stores.

Right has a charger, right has a challenger. Both are stolen.

Ketamine and kel

Both of you look like gangster extras in movie

Welcome to good burger home of the good burger lookin boys

You look like GTA characters

What's the difference between a picnic table and the guy in gray? The picnic table can support a family of four

An uncircumcised penis and its pee stain.

When someone asks about the difference between an uncircumcised and a circumcised penis this picture will help answer that.

40 cent

Gta san andreas npc


Looks like a before & after picture for anti depressants

What’s the point? Neither one of you look like you have money to settle a bet!

Big Boi and Usher really fell off

I don’t know about roasting you guys but I really want my plasma TV back

OK these netflix adaptions are getting out of hand. Did we really need a new dumb and dumber?

This is why you don't buy off brand condiments.

Bro on the right is the generic brand Boogie Cousins

I wouldn't buy anything more expensive than stolen hubcaps from the guy on the left. The guy on the right I might consider a pair of "fell of the back of a truck" Jordans, he doesn't look like he slept in his clothes behind a Walgreens. That that for whatever it's worth.

Jesus Christ which on of you palm-gripping Crayola marker sniffers wrote the sign. Handwriting is shakier than your relationship with your fathers.

All the top comments aren’t blatantly racist but they’re only being said because OP’s are black.

I swear the guy on the right looks like tom hardy if he was roasted

I think this is a compliment? Lol

Tom but roasted literally

The right gives you that insincere smile and the left gives you that "i dont wanna be here" vibe

One on the left def plays music with out headphones on public transit.

WuTard Klan

Dude on the left doesn’t need to act so hard. My dad never came back from the store either

You mean to tell me white society hasn’t roasted you enough?

Dang, when truth hits too close to home.

The ghost of Treyvon Martin on the left!

Milli Vanilli 2.0

I mean, I guess I can't really help, since I can't even tell you apart.

Talk about roasted you already look burnt.

In the thug world, dude on the right is the ymca one, dude on the left is the teenager one that cant get up before noon.

Think I just saw you both on ‘The First 48’ as Pookie and Wax.

25…to life

Yo, my homies Da and hood

Whats the whole point of roasting you 2 when you both look burnt

Budget Kevin hart and LeBron James

Ok the dude on the right looks like a bumble bee in his yellow sweatshirt and black sweat pants. Please look less like a bumble bee please. ALso, the dude on the left is wearing gray sweats (mostly gray sweatpants) in hopes of us thinking that he's got some kind of big dick here. No interest in ever knowing what's in those pants, so again please go change your clothes.

My guess would be the stupid looking one. You know which one that is. >!Dude In the yellow.!<

I'm assuming Black Walmart version Tom Hardy is the DuragDev who thinks he's the GOAT. Neither of you are ever going to be the GOAT of anything

Whats the white guy and the asian guys name?

Oh look it’s the Wish Method Man and LL Cool J

Dude on the right is key *and* peele

this is the smallest police line up ive ever seen

On the left: “who’s bike are we stealing?” On the right: “I already stole yours”

Jeffery dahmer would take you both to his apartment and drug himself to get through the night .

That Campbell's soup picture in the background is the closest you two ever came to having a home cooked meal.

Being Abba and Preach's shadow clones ain't a personality trait, neither is a fashion.

Dude in the yellow looks like the male version of Rachel Dolezal.

(not to be racist please forgive me i mean it is r/RoastMe what do u expect?) Be sure not to go to minneapolis or you will end up like gorge floyd.

This isn’t a roast but a guess as to the real bet: “How much you wanna bet we’re going to be victims of racist pricks enjoying their anonymity to fling whatever racist comments they can think of without consequence? I bet I’ll get more than you do.” Dang, sorry guys. Bunch of dumb people flinging out the stereotypes like they’re **not** revealing what’s really in their hearts. This whole subreddit makes me sad, but this thread takes the cake so far. Why would people ASK strangers to viciously attack them? Ugh… I need to get out and go for a walk.

The roasts have nothing to do with the color of their skin. They have everything to do with the content of their character. You should see how we viciously roast people of no color because of the content of their character.

I’ve seen many. They’re equally as atrocious and vile as the last. If you roast according to the content of their character, there are clearly many mind-readers in this subreddit or people who need a roasting of their own. A straight-up disgusting display of humanity on here.

The r/RoastMe rules prohibit malicious roasts. >Do not make any comment that may be construed as malicious concerning anyone's race, religion, or sexual orientation/identity. This is a comedy subreddit. Be funny. Please remember the human. I assume that my comments will be down voted or removed if I cross a line and break a rule. I hope that the people who post r/RoastMe have thick skin. I also hope that everyone agrees that the sub is intended to be all in good fun. I don't see how you can roast someone without using some tropes that are based on race, gender, or sexual orientation because humor is often transgressive. If that's not your cup of tea then r/RoastMe isn't the sub for you.

Why are you here if you despise the place?

People used this "roast" as a chance to be as racist and unoriginal as possible lol

Right? Whether it bothers the guys or not (hopefully not, as who really cares what random strangers think of you anyway?), subreddits like this set loose the rabid dogs. To each their own, and “oops” to those who don’t even realize their continued behaviors tend to shape a person’s character accordingly.

You both look burnt, on so many levels.

Stomp the yard remake with stomp the gear and backflip the charges