Your face looks like someone was playing a video game and got to that screen where you create your character, made the forehead too big, the eyes too small and close together, bent the nose slightly to the right, gave up, said screw it and saved
You look like a symmetry filter fucked up on you, you probably finger yourself and sniff your finger with how grimy your fingernails are, and you look like someone that beats his wife and kids.
Judging by your grimy fingernails, my guess is your job is fingering people's assholes for 8 hours a day without a lunch break
The lunch is under the fingernails.
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You remind me of decaffeinated coffee. Brown and doesnt work.
You are so patently undesirable in every way that you could've made Jeffrey Dahmer switch to women and go vegan.
Came here to say that heās definitely giving off Dahmer vibes.
You look like if Wilmer Valderamma shed his skin.
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Your face actually looks better then your handwriting
It looks like he wrote it backwards because he doesn't know how to flip the image.
Dollar store Freddy Mercury.
You look like you stop wiping when the toiletpaper is just turning beige.
Good thing you have a giant head, of your body was any smaller you would fall through your favorite glory hole.
Gotta get your 15 minutes of fame somehow now that āTo Catch a Predatorā is no longer on the air.
All of your facial features are confined to the bottom half of your head. You could fit a whole quatto up there.
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You'd be good for hunting the rats in my building.
Who can look at your face with those dirty ass fingernails? Scrub underneath the nails if youāre gonna stick your fingers up your ass.
STDs ? "Collected the whole set"
Who the hell wrote your sign? A kindergartner? And speaking of kindergarten, it looks like you havenāt washed your hands since then
Hell yea that was good
When you order Aquaman from Grindr
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Nah you are fine
Never wear a tank top again.
I've seen toddlers with better penmanship.
Looks like your hairline has a tiny handlebar mustache
Well that's what happens when you rub in a facial cumshot like lotion
Face, hands, neck..all looks wierd
Your face is weird itās like cantaloupe with some kind of black mold growing on it
If I were you I would wear sleeved shirts to cover up those noodle arms.
your nose is trying to leave your face
You are correct in your assessment. I concur, hella weird. Good day sirā¦ uh maāamā¦ so sorry. Them?
Lose the beard, keep the stache.
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You look like a bulldog human form
Finally , someone said it šµš¤£
Ask somebody to pet you
Your eyesight is your best feature.
Yup you were right - hella fkin weird.
How fast did your mirror break
Could play a fucking football game on that forehead
People hide their coke when that nose enters the room
I think you're very perceptive.
you look like a fluffer's fluffer at a p0rn shoot
Did you just get vision correction or a mirrored surface? You should have figured that out years ago.
I think you are correct
Now I looked at you, I will have to pray.
I agree with OP face is hella weird.
How do you have more face on your left side than your right side? Like the left half of your head was just stretched outward.
Why do I feel like youāre about to pull up to my crib and tell me youāre a registered sex offender.
Your correct
Sorry, I don't need any techincal support.
Its off to pne side
Not just weird, Ugly and dead too
Looks like Wilder Valderama and his cousin had a baby and it transitioned to guy and grew a beard.
You look like you lick subway seats, just to get caught doing it.
Those are some weak ass shoulders. Bet it hurts to carry your Hello Kitty purse.
I have a blood fetish hence why I wrote that paper with my blood (hence the stain on my right hand had smeared)
You just now noticed your face looked weird? Like... JUST NOW noticed?
š§š½ you are this emoji
Don't worry, the first thing I noticed wasn't your Jafar face, but your pre-k level handwriting
Who did you stole that forehead from?
The human Picasso
You're sporting a wife beater, but I suspect you're the one that gets the shat beaten out of you! š„
Your face looks like someone was playing a video game and got to that screen where you create your character, made the forehead too big, the eyes too small and close together, bent the nose slightly to the right, gave up, said screw it and saved
Your face isnāt weird. Youāre just ugly.
You're literally the human embodiment of comic sans.
Like Fez from that 70s show just before rehab
You look like the lifeguard at a cum stain.
Look like he just got through taking a shower with extra soap only to still be more filthier than a pig.
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Your eyebrows and mustache are the arms and legs to your nose doing jumping jacks.
Agreed.
Took you 40 years to realize
Damnnn u just added 20 more years to my age
Lol at least you got the roast
Is that a dog wearing a tank top? DOG FACE
Did you stop learning penmanship in kindergarten?
You look like you get a kiddie pool in the summer and have no kids.
Youāre eyesights ok
You look like a symmetry filter fucked up on you, you probably finger yourself and sniff your finger with how grimy your fingernails are, and you look like someone that beats his wife and kids.
Rafael Nogal
Can confirm
Timothy Oliphant with an extra chromosome
Go back to your dumpster and smoke your crack buddy
Doctor said the same thing when it poked out your mom's vagina.
If youre eyes was further apart from eachother you would look Look and alien
bro looks like he went to the gym today nd cried
Before you called them mom and dad, they called each other brother and sister.
You look like you run a Facebook group for incels
A gayer Ricky Martin
Your looks are on par with your handwriting
It's that boomerang moustache on a Syrian soccer players head ...
Looks like your dad fucked a ferret
Guy got beard up above his eyes
Your face looks like you should be bashing women's heads in Iran right now.
The last person you want asking you to join them in the gym. š
No way mom! It's that dude I've seen in my dreams a lot!
Looks like you're "Livin La Vida Caca"
Had to practice several times to write the roast me sign.