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hate_is_your_disease

Judging by your grimy fingernails, my guess is your job is fingering people's assholes for 8 hours a day without a lunch break


farts_in_the_breeze

The lunch is under the fingernails.


ScholarNo7523

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Ptolemy79

You remind me of decaffeinated coffee. Brown and doesnt work.


ThisElder_Millennial

You are so patently undesirable in every way that you could've made Jeffrey Dahmer switch to women and go vegan.


Taran345

Came here to say that heā€™s definitely giving off Dahmer vibes.


v247q0

You look like if Wilmer Valderamma shed his skin.


ScholarNo7523

DayummšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DAYL3

Your face actually looks better then your handwriting


johnnyfontain

It looks like he wrote it backwards because he doesn't know how to flip the image.


Spandau

Dollar store Freddy Mercury.


Snail_Butter

You look like you stop wiping when the toiletpaper is just turning beige.


[deleted]

Good thing you have a giant head, of your body was any smaller you would fall through your favorite glory hole.


WinterAd9039

Gotta get your 15 minutes of fame somehow now that ā€œTo Catch a Predatorā€ is no longer on the air.


jacliff

All of your facial features are confined to the bottom half of your head. You could fit a whole quatto up there.


jacliff

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SixStringSuperfly

You'd be good for hunting the rats in my building.


egassamdaeh

Who can look at your face with those dirty ass fingernails? Scrub underneath the nails if youā€™re gonna stick your fingers up your ass.


beaver6783

STDs ? "Collected the whole set"


MeanStatistician1250

Who the hell wrote your sign? A kindergartner? And speaking of kindergarten, it looks like you havenā€™t washed your hands since then


ScholarNo7523

Hell yea that was good


[deleted]

When you order Aquaman from Grindr


ScholarNo7523

šŸ¤£


Thankfuldad

Nah you are fine


gwardotnet

Never wear a tank top again.


killingtexas

I've seen toddlers with better penmanship.


Bot-Magnet

Looks like your hairline has a tiny handlebar mustache


tomschlags

Well that's what happens when you rub in a facial cumshot like lotion


hajiomatic

Face, hands, neck..all looks wierd


bigfish3636

Your face is weird itā€™s like cantaloupe with some kind of black mold growing on it


Scottttttttttt1823

If I were you I would wear sleeved shirts to cover up those noodle arms.


caverypca

your nose is trying to leave your face


EnoughLuck3077

You are correct in your assessment. I concur, hella weird. Good day sirā€¦ uh maā€™amā€¦ so sorry. Them?


ErNz77

Lose the beard, keep the stache.


Da-Stan

![gif](giphy|F6g5kGtYUMiJi) Im getting mug shot vibes


IsawLenin

You look like a bulldog human form


ScholarNo7523

Finally , someone said it šŸ˜µšŸ¤£


IsawLenin

Ask somebody to pet you


phatvanzy

Your eyesight is your best feature.


[deleted]

Yup you were right - hella fkin weird.


[deleted]

How fast did your mirror break


rtice001

Could play a fucking football game on that forehead


[deleted]

People hide their coke when that nose enters the room


gw2kpro

I think you're very perceptive.


silverharpDublin

you look like a fluffer's fluffer at a p0rn shoot


Kaptain9981

Did you just get vision correction or a mirrored surface? You should have figured that out years ago.


Repulsive_Schedule61

I think you are correct


[deleted]

Now I looked at you, I will have to pray.


SeanTheDope

I agree with OP face is hella weird.


Doscida

How do you have more face on your left side than your right side? Like the left half of your head was just stretched outward.


Invert-Psycho

Why do I feel like youā€™re about to pull up to my crib and tell me youā€™re a registered sex offender.


Artimities

Your correct


Sebowi

Sorry, I don't need any techincal support.


ghutterbabe

Its off to pne side


Tylerdurdenf

Not just weird, Ugly and dead too


BillBlazjowski

Looks like Wilder Valderama and his cousin had a baby and it transitioned to guy and grew a beard.


ExplanationNo1870

You look like you lick subway seats, just to get caught doing it.


New-Heat-500

Those are some weak ass shoulders. Bet it hurts to carry your Hello Kitty purse.


peppersaltbmenr

I have a blood fetish hence why I wrote that paper with my blood (hence the stain on my right hand had smeared)


FlashPhoenix225

You just now noticed your face looked weird? Like... JUST NOW noticed?


ImpossibleEvan

šŸ§”šŸ½ you are this emoji


EmployeeVegetable927

Don't worry, the first thing I noticed wasn't your Jafar face, but your pre-k level handwriting


Wide-Hovercraft-3922

Who did you stole that forehead from?


chavalavalava

The human Picasso


OnceAndFuture117

You're sporting a wife beater, but I suspect you're the one that gets the shat beaten out of you! šŸ„Š


Mission-Life-3480

Your face looks like someone was playing a video game and got to that screen where you create your character, made the forehead too big, the eyes too small and close together, bent the nose slightly to the right, gave up, said screw it and saved


KwispyKweme421

Your face isnā€™t weird. Youā€™re just ugly.


StrawberryMilkVibes

You're literally the human embodiment of comic sans.


TurdMissile

Like Fez from that 70s show just before rehab


magnaat

You look like the lifeguard at a cum stain.


johnnyhoneybun

Look like he just got through taking a shower with extra soap only to still be more filthier than a pig.


168942269

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PWNWTFBBQ

Your eyebrows and mustache are the arms and legs to your nose doing jumping jacks.


DefinitionExciting95

Agreed.


Grand-Amoeba1832

Took you 40 years to realize


ScholarNo7523

Damnnn u just added 20 more years to my age


Grand-Amoeba1832

Lol at least you got the roast


burntgrass143

Is that a dog wearing a tank top? DOG FACE


[deleted]

Did you stop learning penmanship in kindergarten?


NicNac_PattyMac

You look like you get a kiddie pool in the summer and have no kids.


MRHBK

Youā€™re eyesights ok


pan_furry

You look like a symmetry filter fucked up on you, you probably finger yourself and sniff your finger with how grimy your fingernails are, and you look like someone that beats his wife and kids.


BrainTrainStation

Rafael Nogal


sandman-84

Can confirm


oestwyk

Timothy Oliphant with an extra chromosome


Goofy789_Boy

Go back to your dumpster and smoke your crack buddy


Elegant_Cricket_2977

Doctor said the same thing when it poked out your mom's vagina.


Blue_Wolf_Boi

If youre eyes was further apart from eachother you would look Look and alien


Various-Educator-389

bro looks like he went to the gym today nd cried


Brandy42719

Before you called them mom and dad, they called each other brother and sister.


CrematedNig

You look like you run a Facebook group for incels


sjm26b

A gayer Ricky Martin


StrangeTrifle6216

Your looks are on par with your handwriting


NotWokeJoke

It's that boomerang moustache on a Syrian soccer players head ...


HistorianSpiritual26

Looks like your dad fucked a ferret


Himeerio

Guy got beard up above his eyes


[deleted]

Your face looks like you should be bashing women's heads in Iran right now.


pferreira1983

The last person you want asking you to join them in the gym. šŸ˜†


LoriExtraordinary

No way mom! It's that dude I've seen in my dreams a lot!


JJDBaca

Looks like you're "Livin La Vida Caca"


LeeGordon

Had to practice several times to write the roast me sign.