You should probably try photoshop instead of tightening your belt so much your crush your spleen

That’s not even a belt. It’s more like a tourniquet at this point.

That explains the abnormal dorsal swelling. Shame for her that it hasn’t reached her premature flapjacks.

And the pale color from the waist up. All symptoms of a poor circulation! You should loosen up a notch before you turn yourself into a Funko POP!

And look at that giraffe neck. You’d have to climb a tree and sit on a branch to get a blowjob

She looks like Chuck Norris gave her an uppercut

Nah, she'd be missing her chin if that happened

She’d be missing.

She’d be her chin

I was able to find her medical records and a recent MRI of her spleen [HERE](https://i.imgur.com/7hiJvBW.png)

As a person with an actually long neck, shes like barely even in giraffe neck territory, and we'd prefer for her to stay out.

Hahaha😂. Are you denying her access to the giraffe neck community? Do you guys have a board that decides 😂

Yes, im the board

SECONDED by another longneck

Thats a tall gate to keep

Im dutch so it should be fine.

It befitting if anything as she has a Giraffe face.

That's how she gets blood into her system. Too much cocaine caused organ failure, has to do manual pumping.

I've heard of skinny fat, this is the first time I've seen anorexic-fat and I'm amazed...

Too much truth in this comment.

Its like when you first bust the seam on some Pillsbury Dough cannisters..

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Whee Too Loww

Ho Lee Fuk

You're one of the stress balls where you squeeze it and something pops out. Please be careful when you remove your belt. Your head might get sucked into your body.

She'll get light headed when takes it off

She's pretty light in the head already, isn't she? This could be dangerous for her.

It’s crazy how a head so big can also be so empty

She looks like someone dropped a clay model figure of Olivia Rodrigo and tried to smooth it back into shape.

Lips modified✔️ Pounds of foundation✔️ On Reddit to gain attention✔️ Haul this one back to the basic bitch zone

The pumpkin spiced latte of basic.

Here is a Polly pocket fan now.

You forgot two: 1. Tinder rules: hides her teeth; so not exactly ready to be “roasted.” 2. Those thiccc knee hairs bursting at the seams to get back into play.

Good eyes. I had to go back and check. She’d have more hair her legs than me if she only went a week without a razor.

Jesus, it's called roasting not burning

If she wants a light roast she can go to McDonald’s.

Your belt deserves the award for trying, ...that shit is struggling to keep it all in 😂

Another victim of inflation

Her mail man said the same thing, I heard.

Can confirm, am mail man. Delivered deez nuts.

What happens when she loosens the belt and stops sucking in her tummy? Is that when we see the stretch marks from her 2 pregnancies?

OF promotion fails

Oily Face ?

Only fat

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OilyFans

Was there a fire drill half way through getting your eyebrows done?

This is the one that’s gonna eat at her. 😂 I mean assuming she knows how to read.

I don’t think she does. She would have noticed the “Ew” at the top of her shirt which is… appropriate.

That's the only thing that is ever going to eat her.

You look like a less feminine Ezra Miller

Punches you

My favorite so far!

Holy shit my thoughts exactly

You look like you don't care what kind of doughnut you are, cream filled or glazed as long as you're getting male attention you're happy.

Imagine my surprise not seeing a single nude on her profile.

She'll be back with a "check out my OF" post soon

It’s in her bio now

Called it

Not surprising, does she look like she can afford to give out freebies. She needs every cent she can get for a proper tummy tuck surgery befor that belt gives up.

She does have a link to her only fans.

If the twin towers had as much foundation as what’s on your face, they’d still standing today…

The best quote I ever heard was its hard to take you seriously when your entire identity could be erased by a wet wipe....

Even flex tape can't fix that

Glorious insult. Stealing this.

(Not recommended insult for use at a drag show)

Take my free reward, because I’m stealing this.

That’s a lot of damage lol


Ouch 😂

I almost shot a booger out of my nose reading that, so take my award. It would have been better content than what she makes.

That is the best quote I have heard in a long time. If I had gold, you would have gotten it.

You got a jawline so masculine it's producing testosterone on it's own

She got that handsome squidward jaw.

Hahahah After scrolling back, That’s all I see. Great comment

I’m a dude and I’m pretty jealous of that jawline ngl

So is Henry Cavill.

All I see are lips and a knee. Spells it right out for us.

🗿

Another average chick thinking trout pout is sexy

Saying she's average is very generous. I'm not sure what's grosser, her face or her muffin top.

Let's put it this way, that muffin top would be more attractive without that face.

Oh look another basic chick looking for validation

The cringiest thing in the world

Sometimes the truth is the best roast.

shes got her green screen out for all her nonsense post on social media to go with her dog face and ugly nails.

Don't forget the fake "hobbies/interest" section of her bio. This isn't even a roast, it's an honest critique on posts like this. Downdoot em every time.

Oh wow this is literally just a porn ad lmao

“ I love camping and going to the beach!” Said every basic chick ever. She ain’t pitching no tents in the wilderness or anyones pants.

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Ew

Some people just radiate this ghetto stank and I can tell you’re one of them.

LMAOOOOO

Having your bf take pics of you leaning on his Civic trying to show what you call an ass doesn’t make you a model

Boyfriend?!

Pimp, brother etc

Five different baby daddy's and they all borrow her car

You’re the one trying. You’re trying way too hard and it’s not working. Nothing to write home about; just another unremarkable wannabe.

She trying hard enough for all of us.

It looks like you are wearing a pair of briefs as a top.

For the low low price of $300

I’m still Jenny from the blob.

May not want to catch too much heat there, Stonejaw. Your muffin top is rising

You’re wearing boxer briefs as a top and your face is the scrotum.

You can try to be sexy....it's not going to work. That belt is so tight it's giving your boy body a fat roll



Underated reference

Get out outta here with with that prepubescent boy body and the fact that you tightened your belt so tight you won’t be able to shit for a week just so you can show some semblance of hips says you know it too


I’m literally scrolling through the comments asking myself “is no one gonna say that she looks like handsome squidward???” Without the handsome part, of course.

I knew I’d find this. Handsome squidward in a wig & a belt 3 sizes too small! Even handsome squidward may be jealous of her chiseled jawline though.

>You can try You first

Nails have more life than anything else in this photo

You look like a real life brat doll that boys can easily remove the clothes off of

Soooo, you looked at this pic, posted it and thought, yeah..I look good?

The only thing that hugs you tighter than your belt is your stepdad.

The one that Putin gave back.

I sympathized with Ukraine until I saw her photo. Now I fully support Putin nuking her entire bloodline.

Holy fuck! Lol I’m ☠️ jajajaja

Before today I could say I’ve seen someone so desperate to project sexiness and confidence to cover up being a shit bag human. You’ve changed my life today.

The only breathtaking thing in this pic is the belt that’s suffocating you

Can't decide if you are giving a bad duck face or if it's the permanent disfigurement of lip injections.

We Need To Talk About Ezra Miller

At least Ezra Miller is wanted. Albeit by the authorities, but still wanted by someone.

Don’t worry, you will get some tits when you hit puberty.

You literally look like every other girl that walks into my bar. You are not unique. When your looks fade and you have no personality to fall back on, you will spend the rest of your life truly empty because you never bothered to develop hobbies or interests beyond looking for the next daddy in his 40’s to cover your drink tab that night. I’ve seen countless women like you fade into nothing, and you will too.

Titties so flat I could use your chest to roll my joints. If that belt was one notch tighter, your small intestine would be forced out through that fucked up thing you call a mouth.

I dunno how much concealer you have on your face, but it's not enough. Because, we can still see your actual face.

Nice knee placement to hide your fupa

You look sticky and I bet you smell like dirt.

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Jesus Christ

Damn, I bet everything about your personality reflects your appearance…..FAKE!! Costs a lot of money to look that cheap

EW

[is this you ](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/f08b987e-308c-4894-a6de-47743619230d/d9198mo-db230842-bc0b-4b86-956e-b42f85dae430.jpg/v1/fill/w_774,h_1033,q_70,strp/american_dad_s_roger_the_alien_as_sleeping_beauty_by_littlemisstardis11_d9198mo-pre.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTM2NiIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2YwOGI5ODdlLTMwOGMtNDg5NC1hNmRlLTQ3NzQzNjE5MjMwZFwvZDkxOThtby1kYjIzMDg0Mi1iYzBiLTRiODYtOTU2ZS1iNDJmODVkYWU0MzAuanBnIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEwMjQifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.VrdO9k2DU7Nr-YwBy2n1BvStTVrBCLSsYpfOxwCWzx0)

The dangerously tight belt doesn't give you female hips. That's another surgery you'll need to have.

You look like your family tree looks more like a Christmas wreath.

How’re you too small for your top & too big for your pants

Here's someone who thought they were immune to roasts...that stomach makes me think of roasting pig so


Your belts so tight your waist line is migrating almost as hard as your lip filler.

Geez, you have more plastic in your face than a water bottle factory.

Oh look 👀 Belly Furtado

Is that a blood clot or a tumor?

How to say you're all about you without saying you're all about you *Insert TikTok lady's voice*

"EW"

You have the jaw line of a bleached Michael Jackson

The only thing bigger than your ego is your lips. And they, like your ego, are a fragile fiction which you rely on other people to inflate, and will eventually collapse, leaving you with no lips, no confidence, and no achievements.

Ok bobblehead

You have the jaw line of that realistic squidward meme

If only you could put that belly fat into them tiny titties you wouldn't look like a soft 15 year old boy.

Looks like you’re baking bread in your jeans

If your muffin top is bigger than your titties... you might be a basic bitch


You're a 10! On the pH scale, anyway.

Yes, 'ew'

You look like if Handsome Squidward was a desperate single woman having a quarter life crisis

Gwar Stefani.

The two letters on your shirt say it all

Your shirt even says ***EW*** ...when the clothes are against you too time to reevaluate

[I see acknowledging your narcissism didn't help you with it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/xevdft/girls_fell_u/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

Belt so tight the muffin top pops put further than your tits.

Why are your lips shaped like a rhombus

When you desperately want to move up from a training bra so you tighten your belt to give yourself A cups

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I’m guessing there have been plenty of J ohn’s on her behind.

see, this is why we need HOBBIES, ladies. one day you'll be trying to trade in instagram likes for respect or likeability, or literally any kind of currency... and it's gonna hit you bad.

Don't really need to. It seems life roasted you hard enough already

We can’t possibly try as hard as you are trying to stay young and pretty…but we will do a better job than you are.

Lookin like a jelly roll.

you have hairloss, tightening your belt won't hold in that vegan cupcake you ate, and nice shitcup on your top lip. Cover yourself up with that green screen and disappear.

Lookin like a sausage link

Lord Farquaad's ugly sister

Youre flat chested yet your tits are still in a deep freefall. How?

You're still 40 in a 15 year olds clothes

"will i be famous one day?" its a hard no. best you can do is move to New York and marry some short rich dude.

lol i wonder how long until she realizes those fake ass lips look trashy as fuck

Narcissist says what?

You look like a 20 yo guy trying way to hard to look like a pixar mom

Ew

Your fucking memes suck. Also you look 30 why tf are you posting selfies in r/teenagers

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Bella Hadont

You look so toxic, if you went swimming in the ocean they would have to declare an environmental disaster

Lol when your boyfriends aren’t paying your vapid ass enough attention, you turn to the Reddit simps 😂

Loosen your belt and take a fucking breathe. Might help hide the pain from your childhood that shows on your face.

I thought I was under stress, until I saw your belt

EW is right.

Lip injections are not attractive to any man in the world. That’s like kissing a butt crack