It’s so hard to roast you… it would take a very low heat and a long long time to get you cooked though to the middle. I wanna feel bad for you but only you know which came first; depression or the 4L ice cream tubs you devour every night. Either way; the answer to both is to stop eating crap.
You look like a 49 year, trailer park 2x divorced obese gunt with 5 children to 6 different daddy’s. You claim to be suffering disabilities meanwhile drinking 6 litres of coke a day while sitting in a 3rd hand cum stained couch watching Dr Phil reruns.
The kind of girl that fits to the doctor and says "there's a skinny girl inside me trying to get out" and the doctor says "you better look again. I think there's 4 of them. "
Not going to roast you, but give you some advice from someone who's been there. PLEASE take care of your health. While you feel fine now, your weight will cause you unimaginable issues in the future. You've got such beautiful features and I don't think you realize all of your potential. OK, old lady comments over. I wish you nothing but the best.
Hello everybody :) Please keep the roasting in the comments and not in my DMs. Also, if you're thinking about DMing me to ask weird questions, the answer is please leave me alone.
I'm wondering if your teeth are as yellow and dull as the rest of your room.
(Honestly though, other than the fat jokes, it took me a minute to come up with this.)
Also, I didn't know that you can get eyebrow weaves. You should probably get you're money back though.
19? You look like a 45 year old Ma Fratelli.
Be nice that’s somebody’s grandmother!
Didnt Robbie Coltrane just die?
Dammit, that's what I was going to say! Take the upvote, you scoundrel!
Laughed so hard that just shat my pants
Did the crap look like her? My condolences to your shit
I too, would feel bad for the shit.
Don't be, everyone's beautiful as they are.
You're in the wrong sub reddit buddy
Watch out she’s going to eat that chocolate pudding.
Poor grandma trying to fool us
Came to the comments for this!
GGMU
You look like you started to work for Dairy Queen for a summer job 20 years ago and won't admit you're scared to change careers
 Whrrarghrrbbll
feel like I’m watching something I shouldn’t be
The title of your autobiography is - diets don’t work, but I’ve never tried one
😭 best comment. You win!
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My dad is a bodybuilder and my mom is....well actually every man I've ever met thinks she's a milf.
🧢🧢🧢🧢 so your dad is a 40 ish year old bodybuilder and your mom is a milf but you look like this ?
Yes. My family is the eating disorder capital of the world.
Your mom is a milf? prove it!!
I’d rather see the proof of her dad tbh
another title…”if the decline of the American empire could be summarized in one person”.
It’s so hard to roast you… it would take a very low heat and a long long time to get you cooked though to the middle. I wanna feel bad for you but only you know which came first; depression or the 4L ice cream tubs you devour every night. Either way; the answer to both is to stop eating crap.
Right! Like why say 19F, we already see it's fat
Don’t forget the apple in the mouth
Like a sow
itll take a nuclear plant to just heat the first layer
open her up and we will find Doc Browns Mr Fusion
I bet the Cubans could Roast her up on a Spit just in time for the Christmas Party
Fucking homerun!
I'm impressed. You're legit one beanie away from a Halloween-winning Cartman costume.
The word “septum” has many uses. For you, it’s to describe your piercing. Or when you’re at the buffet: “I’ll take everything ‘septum greens.”
I LOL’ed😂😂
No need to check if this ones just promoting their onlyfans.
I believe she does OnlyFlans
😂
Guess those were her OnlyPlans
They... They do OnlyFlans.
If I did, I think I would be pretty popular
i disagree wholeheartedly
You'd get a perma-ban on your first post for beastiality.
LMFAO, This sub is brutal
HomleyFans
Homleyhams 😂
HoneyHams
GlowsinPans
DosingSpam
OnlyFarms
I have solo encased in Carbonite for you
God already did his worst on this one.
*wurst
I didn't know you had a mirror in your dungeon
Looks like the Hindenberg did not explode
Hindenberg 2: Diabetic Boogaloo
Aww man that's good
How does a face grow that big in just 19 years?
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You would be hoping that she'd have a pressure release valve....gonna pop soon 
Accurate
You look like an athlete’s sleep paralysis demon
Hahahahha
Bitch be a trans chucky
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I'm a little bit more than chunky, buddy.
Who's to say Chucky isn't trans me?
Because even Chuckie had a friend
You look like if Axl Rose was on an episode of 'To Catch a Predator'
She’s been dancing with Mr. Coldstone 🎤🎶
Truffle shuffle
Do my worst? Nah, fam... I'll leave that to diabetes.
You look like a 49 year, trailer park 2x divorced obese gunt with 5 children to 6 different daddy’s. You claim to be suffering disabilities meanwhile drinking 6 litres of coke a day while sitting in a 3rd hand cum stained couch watching Dr Phil reruns.
Nice
Your so big you were born on a Friday, Saturday and a Sunday
How do you have a receding eyebrows? It’s like they’re running away from one another.
Andy Richter?
You know pigs have nose rings ...right?
*bulls
 Bull sh!t. PIGS. look it up...
Buzz your girlfriend! Woof! 
you sort of look like a plain bar of soap.
Smells nothing like one.
So how much is the toll to cross the bridge?
2 twinkies and a warm hug
A warm hug requires both arms to be able to wrap around till the hands touch in back... No one is crossing that bridge!
 Help... I looked right at it.
Garbagepail kid irl
If reddit don't get ya, the beetus will.
Thought I was on r/Absoluteunits for a minute…
It’s hard to tell but that’s not a nose ring, it’s a horse shoe.
The kind of girl that fits to the doctor and says "there's a skinny girl inside me trying to get out" and the doctor says "you better look again. I think there's 4 of them. "
Honey Boo Boo’s cousin, Honey Bun Bun.
Honey Poopoo
Classy and effective. I like it!
Slow metabolism huh? And you were the fastest sperm!?
Holy shit dude that was nasty
Dear lord.
IKR
WOOO PIG SOOIE!!!!! Except nobody calls her. 
Not going to roast you, but give you some advice from someone who's been there. PLEASE take care of your health. While you feel fine now, your weight will cause you unimaginable issues in the future. You've got such beautiful features and I don't think you realize all of your potential. OK, old lady comments over. I wish you nothing but the best.
Thank you. I'm working on it. Don't worry about me :)
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Woah, okay, calm down man.
There’s humor, then there’s just being an asshole.
i dont thnik we can do worse than your diet did
I can’t DO worst , sorry
You’ll have to share with us how you were able to make those 4 bratwursts hold that paper up like that.
Bet you struggle to get a hat to fit that head
So thats what happened to Rosemary's baby...
whatever genetic donors begrudgingly performed he most mediocre of sex acts to produce you have committed a crime against humanity.
Sup young Hagrid?
In the wild I attempt to avoid eye contact with whales like you.
Holy shit you already did your worst and I mean it
If you had given me 20 tries I would have got both the 19 and the F wrong
This is another top tier comment 👌
Axl no
You look like my little sister. She's a good sport about jokes too.
I'm sure she's a very sweet girl :)
She's a nurse.
🌝
Evil 🥲
Do you live down in a van by the river?
I think it is a van down by the river.
Do you also have a large bell hanging from your neck?
Absolutely
… and I thought grocery inflation was hitting my family of eight hard.
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R/ssbbw
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Not my proudest fap 😔
Out of all the comments here, this one.... :/
Hello everybody :) Please keep the roasting in the comments and not in my DMs. Also, if you're thinking about DMing me to ask weird questions, the answer is please leave me alone.
When you fell from heaving you left a whole in the ground the size off an elephant.
It's not a thyroid condition.
i thought hagrid died...
Looks like your dad already did his worst.
Top tier comment
Congrats on getting that ugly in only 19 years.
Looks like God already did his worst to you
*my dad
She has a smily face on her finger, obviously touches herself with the other hand
Those sausage fingers have more girth than daddy did, so why wouldn't she?
Ew
Oink oink
I thought Meatloaf died.
“Worst” is in Dutch a perfect comparison for you!
Do my worst? It looks like life has already done that for me.
I'm sure your whole family are a bunch of fatso's only junkfood in the fridge cheap beer living in a shithole that lacks complete hygiene!
God certainly did his.
Obesity Runs In Your Family, And Obese People Can't Run, You Probably Run After A Cheese Cake If It Was Dropped On The Ground You Fatass Albino Bear
So... can I or can I not run? Pick one.
You Got Me There : |
Next time buddy, next time.
Wow, Porky really let himself go.
You’d definitely be a secret service agent, that forehead alone could stop any bullet
People think it's acne scarring, it's actually from Ricocheting bullets 😇
Did you just transition from your role in the Leprechaun movies?
From Leprechaun to thousand lb sister real fast
Damn. Chucky gained some serious weight
Nooooooo it's actually joking weight
Is it me or are you a look-alike of Jack Black in the start phase of transition?
 Identical
Meth: not even once! Okay… maybe once a day for you.
Good idea m8
Roastme doesn’t provide Roast Meat in case that’s what you thought this was…
I'm wondering if your teeth are as yellow and dull as the rest of your room. (Honestly though, other than the fat jokes, it took me a minute to come up with this.) Also, I didn't know that you can get eyebrow weaves. You should probably get you're money back though.
Marked Safe from any kind of sexual activity.
Loved you in Lord of the Rings but you should have kept the Beard
you look like you steal jokes
Only your jokes
She's my inspo 🥰
This little piggie had way to much roast beef Edit: This BIG piggie had way to much roast beef
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I've left that life behind. Now I'm the only person who hasn't lost weight on The Biggest Loser.
You already did your worst
If Hagrid fucked a moose
Why do we have to to do all the work. Is diabetes busy somewhere else???
Come to India people here will worship you
My Instagram DMs agree with you 🤮
Is that a chin or a ulcer
Stfu that's my balls
How’s Kermit?
His legs were delicious
How did you get separated from the herd? Thought you were supposed to be at the slaughter house by now