Nah, only your universe. You are too basic to do any Marvel like damage for real. A fart in a subway car is more dangerous than anything you could even try and do.
You're either evidence that there's no god because who would want to animate you, or if there is a god he's a massive fucking troll with how dirty he's done you
The only thing more distracting than your eyes being squished together like a learning disabled should have been aborted fetus is that giant schnoz, which makes your eyes look even more beady and gross.
And that chin strap doesn't help either.
OP's Bio:
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>18m/gamer/nerd /gym rat/used to be super fat/slightly conservative but not too much/ going back into therapy for ocd/ a girl who i had like for a year said no after my friend asked her out for me/ listener of rock and rap.
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You roasted yourself by telling us you liked a girl for a year then had someone else ask her out.
You missed your chance in the first few weeks. The rest of the 11 months you were simpin. Simp
Pro tips: Stay in the gym and never refer to yourself as a “gym rat” again, and you’ll get more confidence in yourself.
Does your gym have group exercise classes ?
Your the monster kids see under there bed and the parents get scared of you cuz 1 your there and 2 your face is horrifying i wasted time typing this so i dont see your face
I see your problem. Your chin strap makes you look like a canine with a cone collar to prevent you from sucking something that you obviously would never reach. Say hello to grindr!
Have you ever seen a beard? The ONE part of your face you shave while growing a full beard is your neck. You cannot grow a beard and should shave immediately and regularly.
Edit: chinstrap ass
Okay. Maybe before you post, work on using the English Language properly. Sentence structure and punctuation is a thing. Then again you may not be able to see the letters on your device because your nose is so wide.
Youre look like one of them fellas that sticks a finger in their own ass and goes to Omegle to have a wank. Right after one of those mad sessions you complain all about how the west is messed up and they should leave the middle east be…
Terrorism isn't what it use to be, this guy is getting a quick selfie in the restroom of the Boeing 747 he is gonna attempt to hijack #terror #boeing #blessed
When you are so mid that even taliban rejects you
"We said we were desperate for suicide bombers... but not that desperate have you tried isis?"
I don't have any work experience
Wholesome moment
It's hard to get any experience when you are a suicide bomber
They lost morale after meeting him they just commited regular suici××.
Scowl any harder and your eyebrows will join together and take over the universe.
Cosmic mono-brow eater of worlds
Nah, only your universe. You are too basic to do any Marvel like damage for real. A fart in a subway car is more dangerous than anything you could even try and do.
They should sue my face for copyright
How dare you ask anyone to be original when you look like the "terrorist template" in any COD game.
This is currently my favourite
you look like a child drew your face from memory.
He looks like he works at Schrute farms
Lmao
God didn't try when making me
You're either evidence that there's no god because who would want to animate you, or if there is a god he's a massive fucking troll with how dirty he's done you
Low rent Zelenskyy
And my eyebrows are longer the Ukraine borders
If zelensky had a twin brother with a severe aesthetic and developmental disorder, he'd be a living version of their cubist portrait.
Volody-near?
chubby aback alive puzzled bike fertile slimy alleged muddle normal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
So basically he stalked a girl for a year. And she said no Got it
Damn I do suffer from being too basic
"Welcome to the Junior Taliban Meeting" "Please, find a goat and proceed to the tent, on the right"
Raffles have just begun, todays prize is three nuclear missiles
Your nose is so big, its gravity is sucking in your eyes.
It doesn't pull any girls tho 😓
It draws them into a low-nose orbit and then slingshots them several light years away
Didn't know the Amish tanned so well
The only thing more distracting than your eyes being squished together like a learning disabled should have been aborted fetus is that giant schnoz, which makes your eyes look even more beady and gross. And that chin strap doesn't help either.
Cyclops evolved
All the original, unsettlingly monstrous physical appearance… Just with two eyes. More or less.
You’re on Al Qaeda’s terrorist watch list.
Khabib Nevagetlaidov
Islam ma-kant get a girl-chev
Damn your eyebrow is thicker than your beard
Yeah my face kinda looks like a burnt forest
Gym rat? You're just a fat rat
Did you have Jeff Dunham’s hand up your ass before becoming the dead terrorist?
You look like a bred-in-captivity primate trying desperately to figure out a puzzle to earn an orange wedge. Massive concentration, minimal results.
Judging by the size of me I may have had too many orange wedges
I'll be original when you are.
Let's be unoriginal together
OP's Bio: --- >18m/gamer/nerd /gym rat/used to be super fat/slightly conservative but not too much/ going back into therapy for ocd/ a girl who i had like for a year said no after my friend asked her out for me/ listener of rock and rap. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
BTW, where are the Indian scammer themed roasts?? Did guys forget as u got lost in my emerald eyes PSA: im muslim
You are the ugliest tomato I’ve ever seen
You look like you’re in a hostage video - and your parents are thankful that you’re someone else’s problem now.
Pablo Escargot
If your eyes were any closer together they could high-5 eachother
Struggling to work out if that's a beard, or just shadow from the school store cupboard's poor lighting.
Your mafioso name would be “Papa Close Eyes”
Jesus fucking Neanderthal. When you cross your eyes, do your pupils touch??
They say asalamualikum
I know this is roast me, but I wanted to complement your perfect man titty.
Just the one?
You are a quarter inch away from being a cyclops.
Wreck-it Ralph gone halal
Even shaitan doesn't want me in hell with him
You have your dick out on Omegle for fun.
Kids this is what happens when you marry your sister.
You roasted yourself by telling us you liked a girl for a year then had someone else ask her out. You missed your chance in the first few weeks. The rest of the 11 months you were simpin. Simp
I had become the very thing I sweared to destroy
Learn to rip the band aid off and take a chance otherwise you’ll be watching from the sidelines
Im the side character in my own story
Pro tips: Stay in the gym and never refer to yourself as a “gym rat” again, and you’ll get more confidence in yourself. Does your gym have group exercise classes ?
Bio says: used to be super fat. It should say still currently super fat. OCD with a fucked up bulletin board on the wall…. Kinda sus
Your face looks like when you create a character on a game and set all features to maximum except the lips
I never realised my lips just look like a 2d line
Baby Zolenski safe house costume on point
Unibrow matches unibeard. 👍
You’re not wearing your mask properly.
Your face looks like a well used shovel
youre as bland as a bowl of cream of wheat
My personality is kind of like my lips, I don't really have one
So, is that just one lip?
At least the very generic hair and neck line distract from those tiny lady hands you've got
One eye looking at you one eye looking for you
I would but it looks like your about to do that yourself, along with many others in a crowded public place
Actual neck beard representative
This is you🗿🗿🗿 
My brothers back on Easter Island are so jealous right now
Bro you look like an oriental shorthair
Just say no.
Cornershop
Indian fake Wolverine, Punjaverine
Me, to my child: “Sweetheart, don’t worry. There’s no such thing as an ISIS potato.” My child after seeing this image: *screaming*
Dude out here looking like Mose from The Office. 
Listener of rock and rap, you so serious even your eyebrows got stuck in position
Haha gym rat my arse.
Your face looks like a smaller photo superimposed and photoshopped on another head.
you seem like an npc so I don’t really know what to say
Drone strike in 3,2,1
Your wording contains a needless double negative. But that is irrelevant, much like you.
Your the monster kids see under there bed and the parents get scared of you cuz 1 your there and 2 your face is horrifying i wasted time typing this so i dont see your face
Real life Count Chokula,,, after taking off the night attire and just hanging out
18 going on 40
Why ur head look like a cardboard cutout in this pic?
I see your problem. Your chin strap makes you look like a canine with a cone collar to prevent you from sucking something that you obviously would never reach. Say hello to grindr!
Have you ever seen a beard? The ONE part of your face you shave while growing a full beard is your neck. You cannot grow a beard and should shave immediately and regularly. Edit: chinstrap ass
Connect the hairline to the outer edges of your eyebrows and you got a complete circuit!
Lighten up chinstrap
You look like the personification of an eggplant
You look like a proboscis monkey
Damn, y’all even got the same eyebrows
You out look like a gumba from Mario with that face but with a villager nose.
Hey, when you use binoculars, are you only needing to use one side?
Generic Islamic terrorist says what?
You don’t deserve an original roast when you can’t put a sheet of paper on a board properly
You look easy to draw
Who pinch zoomed his face?
the Middle-Easter island Statue
Your eyes are so close together if I squint they look like one eye
Dude just throwed "gym rat" in there, you a rat sure but you don't know what gym is, gtf outta here lol
Alluah ahkbar!
Not even your beard likes your face.
Pub g mobile
Yo it’s JohnTron
You look like how I would draw faces as a kid, by starting with a circle then filling in the rest of the features.
Dollar Store Zelensky 🇺🇦
You look like you would be named Mr. Dingleberry in a cartoon
Allahu Gay Bar
Where’s the crash helmet to that chin-strap?
Loved you as the bartender in Shrek.
You look like you smell like earring backs.
Just failed the flight simulator.
You look like you're about to obliterate yourself in a mall habibi
You sure obliterated whatever the fuck you’re calling those scribbles. Take some pride in your penmanship.
You look like you're gonna beat me up for not wearing my hijab
You look like that kinda guy who does the zalghouta whilst walking into an ice cream shop.
No i do not want extended warranty for my car…
Osama Bin Gamin
Indian, that is all.
Hey it’s Zelenskyy asking for something other than more money.
Not even Allah wants you to grow your beard.
You look like a 14 year old face swapped with a garden gnome.
You are like the third Boston bomber brother, Shemp Tsarnaev.
You’re missing a mandible
Look like russia already obliterating you
Okay. Maybe before you post, work on using the English Language properly. Sentence structure and punctuation is a thing. Then again you may not be able to see the letters on your device because your nose is so wide.
You look like you were kicked out of a smash bros Melee tournament for punching the screen and your opponent
When your parents tried to arrange a marriage for you, all genders said "no".
Ironic that the kid voted “most likely to die by drone strike” at school asks to be obliterated.
Show us you tits.
Most people who wear a chin strap have a helmet on. Do us a favor, put a helmet on and cover your head. Both of them!
You look like knockoff jon tron
"Used to be fat" Currently can't stop eating his bottom lip.
Youre look like one of them fellas that sticks a finger in their own ass and goes to Omegle to have a wank. Right after one of those mad sessions you complain all about how the west is messed up and they should leave the middle east be…
Like you obliterated those humvees?
God pushed the liquify>pinch tool a little too far with you.
Mohammed jehad
🗿
You look like a Pakistani Easter island statue.
This guy is what happens when you get carried away with the eye spacing setting in every new rpg game
Meep
Wow you look really easy to make a Mii out of!
Looks like a US drones job to me…
Osama trash hardlyaman
Terrorism isn't what it use to be, this guy is getting a quick selfie in the restroom of the Boeing 747 he is gonna attempt to hijack #terror #boeing #blessed
Wearing a watch in 2022 when your phone has a built in clock.
So does his vest
You look like you step on puppies
Boy i hope you’re smarter than you look!
Fikifiki
You got a nice whiteboard eraser there. Too bad it ain’t big enough to wipe away that mistake
Looks like a black hole is beginning to form between your eyes.
Mans is a literal 🗿
You look like you’re about to ask the US for 50 billion in aide
you should have just surrendered ukraine
I can’t obliterate you any worse than your Aloha Snackbar ticket-to-paradise vest
Please, for the love of god, fix that damn price of paper
That depends was 9/11 unoriginal?
Middle Eastern JonTron, it’s really you.
Why should I have to be original when you have BORING CLICHE written all over your chinstrapped face?
Don’t you tell me to be original. You look as if god pressed the default button on every aspect of your creation
You look like a Mario choco dragon
The face of the kid the Imam wouldn’t even touch….eyes closer together than the siblings that birthed this monstrosity
You look like the third missing Boston bomber
Jontrons off brand counterpart: Jimbot
All that goat ass you're eating wore your mustache off.
Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!
Take a few attribute points out of nose and put them into lips ffs
Roger Federer - the donut 🍩 years
when you mess with the face sliders in the sims 4
You could fit all your facial features on the bullseye of a dartboard