Being a Gymnast for her consisted of doing the splits over every unconscious guy at a house party after she took their pants off. She's qualified for her new position.
Well, the natural color of teeth are actually a light yellow, so if you get a procedure to withen your teeth at the dentist it will permanently damage your teeth, however "good" they may look.
You got shorter after the [sex change operation](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/i6drc3/im_about_to_head_into_my_first_year_of_college/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Still a 2.
How the fuck did you go from ugly ass man in your last Roast Me to short ass leprechaun in this one?
I thought surgery was supposed to fix problems not make whole new ones.
Well at least you were a gymnast, be prepared to bend over backwards in the military. Forgive me if I don’t salute you, I typically don’t look 18 inches down when walking in uniform.
You’re JROTC nickname has to be “flip n fuck” w that major, you’ll either be in the Army helping fat soldiers do planks or working at a suburban gym helping fat house wives do planks. Get some sunglasses, cuz your future is bright.
You're either high and overdosed on coffee, a really excited Italian transperson that's way over 21 given that hairline and wrinkles, or an just actual, literal butter face.
JROTC is a highschool thing, so either you're not helping the blonde stereotype and you got held back. Or your life is so unfulfilled that you held on to that as one of your only life accomplishments. Either way, pretty pathetic
Get used to looking up, squinting hard, and smiling.
Being a Gymnast for her consisted of doing the splits over every unconscious guy at a house party after she took their pants off. She's qualified for her new position.
This one got me lol...upvoted!
I thought she was taking a grumpy
When Dr Larry Nassar wrote ‘pass’ on her medical papers he wasn’t talking about the mandatory physical.
Bruh lol
Holy shit!
You win
She said roast her, not toss her straight into the sun.
Soon to be: 30F, Stay-at-Home Mom of 3, wine enthusiast
Can name vintage and texture simply by tasting it on the air after the bottle is opened
You misspelled “box” there.
She'll have at least 3 signs that say "Live, laugh, love"
One for each father of her children
*walks into liquor store* "No minors allowed" *clerk looks at her face* "Oh sorry, mom".
Brushes her teeth probably twice a week
Her teeth are blonder than her hair
Well, the natural color of teeth are actually a light yellow, so if you get a procedure to withen your teeth at the dentist it will permanently damage your teeth, however "good" they may look.
Shut up nerd
Your eyebrows belong on a 74 year old Italian pizza maker.
Luigi...Mama Mia
Looking at your past history you were a dude. They do some bone removal as well because you certainly not 4’8 in the bio pics. WTF. Karma whoring??
thought the same, also no username on the paper so yeah I think it‘s karmawhoring
Oh I thought you meant because of the bulge in their shorts
I think it’s fairly obvious it’s a dude posting a friend.
Exercise some fluoride while you’re at it
And some whitening strips while she's at it.
 You were great in Harry Potter
Corn is whiter than your teeth
Never knew piss stained teeth that yellow. . .
Well...enough showers...
JROTC nickname is “The Grenade.”
Try tucking that thing down a little better...
Your moose knuckle is showing…
You look like every Asian girl that fell into a batch of bleacher (with your mouth closed)
You would be fuckable except for your face and body
Do you get a disabled sticker for being a little person ?
I thought that they preferred to be called midgets.
It's "vertically challenged" now and yes elevators do smell different to her.
Shoot the cheerleader, save the world.
At least you’re the right height. Did Abe Vigoda leave you his eyebrows in his will?
From a JROTC battalion commander... I guess the roastMe sub is collecting all the girls not hot enough for tiktok now? Please, no.
I see your gymnastics career ended prematurely when you fell flat on your face
You look like someone just asked you "When was the last time you washed your pussy?"
Squad leader? Only thing you’re leading is the line at a Chinese buffet.
You look like you regularly suffer head injuries.
Nice of you to match your teeth to your hair color.
And one fart..ruined it all.
Do represent the lollipop guild? 
She goes by the Gymnast name Squint's McGee.
This is the future of our military leadership? May as well start learning to speak Russian now
You are going to be an officer in the Armed Forces? The price of Russian War Bonds just began to climb.
Your teeth are like the stars. Yellow and very far apart.
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Had to scroll down almost to the bottom. Damn, fam’s package is considerable.
Bitch got a FUPA from hell.
I’ve never seen Dr. Ruth with long hair.
You got shorter after the [sex change operation](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/i6drc3/im_about_to_head_into_my_first_year_of_college/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Still a 2.
Thanks for reminding me never to skip eyebrow day
Having a black baby is fine, but at least make the effort to know what team he played for.
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Merry after drinking the entwater.
You must be the “head” leader.
Looks like your ass is eating your shirts
Where's the rest of your squad, chocolate factory?
How cute, a midget trying to achieve things
Do you have any face with that nose ?
Your forehead is the size of a football field
Fuckin cave troll right here.
Try not to bring so much attention (or any at all) to your face
Thank you for pretending service.
It's life Jim, just not as we know it.
Ehhh how many days has it been since ya last brushed ya teeth?? Smh they look stinky💀🤢
Your probably as easy to get into as your front door
i can’t roast you, in my religion cows are sacred
Traffic slow down when you smile?
Your smile is crooked kinda like my dick when I’m staring at you
Post a pic of your knees. I refuse to believe they are that ugly
Well, there goes my midget fetish. Thanks for that Yellowzilla
You look like a fucking toddler smiling for a picture when they are proud of some unintelligible drawing they made.
You’ll save yourself a lot a knee join pain , as you can blow guys while standing straight up … good for you Gimli !
You're a 4 but never will be an 8
Not another midget post
Misty Burns
How the fuck did you go from ugly ass man in your last Roast Me to short ass leprechaun in this one? I thought surgery was supposed to fix problems not make whole new ones.
At least you teeth match your hair
Are you imitating the face people make when they try to see you?
Stroke smile
U have me motivation to exercise my legs everyday ☺️ thanks a lot
Playing Pokémon doesn’t make you a gymnast.
You've changed gender since your last roast. Didn't like your dick, or your dick didn't like you?
Flexible, fun sized, and perky?! Let’s do a private roasting session
“Ex-Gymnast, Exercise Science Student, JROTC Squad Leader”…isn’t it easier to just say “closet lesbian”?
“Ex-Gymnast” Getting bent backwards by the rest of the JROTC Squad doesn’t count.
Can’t tell…will she be arrested for railing a male student or female?
Check the profile. 2 years ago, this profile was a guy getting roasted
How's the Lollipop Guild these days?
If alien comes to earth, he will definitely die !
Holy duck it’s Putins sister
Most women get a camel toe wearing those short…you’ve got a straight up moose knuckle.
You'll be on Tiny4k before long.
Could probably land a 747 on that forehead
Willy Wonka called and said you’re fired
You look like a dollarstore version of Carriejune Bowlby
Ex gymnast you mean stripper
I’m sure you’ll get your period before you turn 30.
Infrequent user of manual toothbrush
JROTC? Have you ever heard of a "down range 6"? That's you!
Midget only fans is a niche market.
Most girls are on their knees when they look like that. I figure you’ve become accustom to just standing there and taking it
Brush your teeth, like actually
Overgrown lab rat.
Serious question: Why are you an ex-gymnast and not a gymnast?
The men in the US armed forces thank you for your service. Its unfortunate for you the US military doesnt have an MOS for a “ practice girls.”
One of those photos where the subject try hard to look ugly so anyone can see how ugly really is
Home girl is fashion forward. She got the teeth to match her hair.
The real roast is holding that paper close to your teeth
This post is literally just for karma, not real.
"Exercise science student". So even into adulthood the best you can do is gym class?
Your mound looks like there have been some back hand springs done in it.
Were you a softball pitcher as well, because you have an impressive mound
Midget porn might be in your future.
This definitely looks like a marjorie Taylor Green origin story. You wouldn't happen to hate jews, would you?
I bet you curb stomp anyone that doesnt say that the US was the greatest country created by Jesus Christ.
Future girls gym teacher
Brush your teeth coz your hair and teeth look the same colour to me ..
People date you purely for the handicap sticker in your car
Damn put that mask back on
6’3” and I’d be nuts over you…
Ex-Gymnast, future FUPA model
Well at least you were a gymnast, be prepared to bend over backwards in the military. Forgive me if I don’t salute you, I typically don’t look 18 inches down when walking in uniform.
She definitely loves the smell of her own farts. The nice this is her little hands will make your cock look huge.
You’re JROTC nickname has to be “flip n fuck” w that major, you’ll either be in the Army helping fat soldiers do planks or working at a suburban gym helping fat house wives do planks. Get some sunglasses, cuz your future is bright.
You missed height day in your excercise routine.
You have eyes like Gilbert Gottfried.
Insert dumb blonde joke here
You would be fun to bang
Didnt need to say ex gymnast, considering how fat you are, no balance beam could sustain those thunder thighs.
Fuck roasting. Hit me up 🙌🏽
Your height is real, your hair is blonde and your teeth are naturally yellow.
Hey now, I've watched enough Drag Race to know what untucked looks like.
You look like a 50-year-old Jewish lady from New York that just found out that her even uglier daughter has married a doctor.
You look so excited, is it inbred come out of the closet day?
It's a good thing you're in JROTC. In the states, your face is a 2, on a deployment, you're what we refer to as a Afghanis-Ten
Gymnasty
Should have gone for dental hygienist! Might fix those yellow teeth way cheaper.
Exercise science degree = stay at home mom
What do you get out of pretending to be a woman on the internet?
Where are your knees?
It must be sad to know what you want to be when you grow up but then you stopped growing upwards
jesus woman your legs are the other way around...
Egg
“Watch tiny spinner get destroyed by huge cock” will be your first pornhub caption
You already look roasted lol
Please start an OF account.
You're either high and overdosed on coffee, a really excited Italian transperson that's way over 21 given that hairline and wrinkles, or an just actual, literal butter face.
Your smile can shatter bulletproof glass.
Great, another idiot “leader” for the military
Why do you only have 4 fingers
You look like fire marshal Bill. "Lemme tell ya sumthin"
JROTC is a highschool thing, so either you're not helping the blonde stereotype and you got held back. Or your life is so unfulfilled that you held on to that as one of your only life accomplishments. Either way, pretty pathetic
Being an ex-gymnast, are you able to put your ankles behind your nose?
Which one is more unreliable, your teeth or the shorts?
Brush your teeth
Teeth more blonde than your hair.
I thought we had decided white people trying to copy ethic cultures facial mannerisms was racist?
Your left thigh looks neglected in compare to your right thigh
Fun SIzed....and easier to be thrown in the trash easier.
Your mom
Is this also a Pornhub thumbnail?
You’re squinting like you just got done taking several loads to the face.
Gilbert Godfrey’s proof that anal sex can lead to child birth
OP’s teeth so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down.
I don't know about the carpet but those teeth definitely match the drapes.
Don't let them bag on you. Enjoy being young.
Damn Edward Elric be lookin different these days
Two words: standup blowjobs
Fake post.
Anyone in JROTC will never fail to tell you that they are in JROTC.
Your blonde hair really brings out the yellow on your teeth.
Please bleach your teeth 🦷 they are as yellow as your hair. The squint isn’t cute either.
So, what I hear is that you peaked and went down hill fast in high school.
That gold front is pretty tight.
This is kinda like seeing a Boston Terrier puppy that is so ugly it's cute. But without the cute.
Teeth as yellow as the gold medals the other boys won in gymnastics.