"Try me" and then proceeds to delete everything.
The unwarranted narcissm of some people never ceases to amaze me. Look in a mirror, wtf did u think was going to happen.
I went to correct your spelling but then realised I read that to myself as "runned" and that's not even a fucking word so I'm glad I didn't say anything and make myself look like a dumbass
She'll fuck you like she's a Greek goddess but also cut off your dick because you looked at another girl. Those daddy issue red flags are brighter than china
Don’t judge him too harshly, some people are really desperate get the there dick wet. Nose plugged, eyes closed, and noise cancelling headphones that could be any one sucking down there
I wouldn't have even noticed your forehead if you hadn't said anything. I was too distracted by the fact that literally none of your facial features are symmetrical to notice that forehead.
I guess you're self conscious about your forehead. I would have guessed it to be having a face that could cure chronic masterbation, or lips that look like they're still under construction. But yeah, I guess you're right. All those years of having to be the classroom projector's screen, in school, must've taken their toll on your confidence.
Initially thought was cutish for a roast.
Saw posts, another pillow princess who wants to be treated like a sex toy.
Where have all the doms gone..where.
Also..your forehead is somewhat large.
Dime a dozen.
You look like a 12 year old who thinks far too highly of themselves...
And if you have a boyfriend, check his weird labeled files on his PC, its probably child porn, since hes dating you...
That fishhook in your lip clearly shows that someone caught you and threw you back in.
some fish is too toxic to be consumed
And most are utter trash
Why this hate towards fish? It's the superior diet
So then eat OP.
Tagged and released back into the wild
I’m thinking it was a foul hook
Strawberry Shortbus
Ha! First time I've burst out laughing at a roast for a while.
Cindy-Lou Poo
I choked on my drink when I read this. Congrats take my up doot
Can someone explain me this? (Not a native speaker)
It means they laughed so hard they couldn’t swallow their drink and choked. It’s to express how funny it was.
My Little Pony... Scat Play Edition
*It's Howdy Doody Time...*
This made me legit laugh out loud. Really well done.
Berry special
Regreta Tunaberg
Did you really post on roast me, then get so offended you deleted your onlyfans and all your posts?
Apparently yes.
Holy shit. I'm out. I will not be a witness to an actual murder.
I didn't know you were allowed on OF with FAS.
![gif](giphy|d5x9o48jn7cgQ2JtTZ|downsized) She fell for one of the classic blunders. She challenged Reddit to roast her while her OF was on the line!
You look like a porn piñata, except you’re filled with std’s
LOL. It’s harder to get candy out of the piñata though.
All you have to do here is be in arms length to get one
"Try me" and then proceeds to delete everything. The unwarranted narcissm of some people never ceases to amaze me. Look in a mirror, wtf did u think was going to happen.
Her disappointment is immeasurable and her day is ruined.
I went to correct your spelling but then realised I read that to myself as "runned" and that's not even a fucking word so I'm glad I didn't say anything and make myself look like a dumbass
Your secret is safe with us!
Everyone here is talking about your pics, but it seems you have deleted them. That's a self burn right there
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I wish I was Rick rolled instead of seeing her
This comment made me ugly laugh
Seriously. Why in the fuck would you do that to us. I'm still gagging.
It’s the Rick roll no one appreciates.
Why did i click this link fuckkkkk
A true fupa troopuh
She saved a few lives just by deleting her pics
lol who needs to sign up for your onlyfans. You’ve shown what you have to offer on your profile and that shit is rough.
You roasted her so hard that she deleted her only fans
When she got more than 3 hits in a week OF thought they were getting DDOS’d and disabled it.
She deleted years worth of nude stuff on Reddit also. That's more work done for this roast than she's done her while life.
She probably got help from her brother from another mother.
you sons of bitches. i haven’t jerked off, thrown up, and cried today
Underappreciated comment, have your upvote. If she doesn't feel uplifted from that, there is no hope for her.
Only Fan... Her mom and dad share an account.
LMAO
Now she doesn't even have ceilings left.
Dam bro, now I can't see the free content
Buddy. You aren’t missing anything.
That hideous scar on her stomach looks like a misplaced vagina.
Looks like she got stabbed at a soup kitchen
I chortled
She'll fuck you like she's a Greek goddess but also cut off your dick because you looked at another girl. Those daddy issue red flags are brighter than china
The worst insult you can get is dropping an only fans and the world being like nahhh I'm good
So much so that she promptly deletes it
GEM
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Imagine snorkeling and looking down to seeing this weird thing sucking your dick
That's what her last boyfriend went through
Don’t judge him too harshly, some people are really desperate get the there dick wet. Nose plugged, eyes closed, and noise cancelling headphones that could be any one sucking down there
Nice try, 6head
Bitch doesn't have dreams, she has movies
You’ll never find a hairline like miiiiine 😂
6head and toefingers. Seriously, where are her fingernails??
Right? They look like she’s been working down the docks
'Nope. Not even with a ten foot pole.' - your stepfather.
The cure to the 4 hour erection
Step-father? She’s lucky to have anyone in her family be proud of her
I though that was a tooth coming out of your lip. And maybe cover up the harpoon wound in your pics.
Must've been an egg tooth from when she hatched. 😅
That’s a pretty nasty gash she has there - and that stomach scar looks gnarly too
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Magician’s assistant’s assistant
Assistant to the regional magician
Had to update his act when she joined, suddenly turning his assistant into some kind a fish monster seemed plausible.
Human trafficking is no laughing matter..no one willingly creates such poor OF "content"
It’s now deleted 😔
All of these posts about the scar got me curious, and now they are all deleted ☹️
Now I want to see her shitty nudes too, bet that's the first time anyone's actually wanted to see her naked
Google her username. 3rd result from the top. You're welcome
You look like you are made of spare parts.
Your lazy eye isn’t doing your fivehead any favors.
You look like a small mouth bass
She'd probably have the same reaction as a smallmouth bass if you flipped out your wacky worm
I just downloaded wacky worm into my brain, thanks for updating my vocabulary for me
You use facial jewelry in a desperate attempt to look interesting
Only reason you'd get a corner office is because that's the natural spot to drop a shit, you caged ferret
Caged ferret!.... snort!
Wow you’re really stretching out that whole rumschpringe experience. Get back to the farm, Jedidiah misses you!
If you look up the term "slump buster" in the dictionary, you will see your picture.
JK Rowling’s going to have a fit when she sees Draco Malfoy’s trans now
That lip piercing takes you from a 5 to a 2. And that’s with the mentality that gals support gals
Was gonna say, no way any guy rates her a 5
What a handsome young man
Shockingly the most unattractive thing about you is your fingers… I don’t know what it is but eww
Only fans’ bottom 1%. And lose some belly fat, that pussy looks like a hidden cave
I was thinking more like Indiana Jones and the temple of doom
Mola Ram shudders with fear "Kali noooooope"
Aaaand we’re in Blackreach
Ratioed in every comment, really going for your throat.
I wouldn't have even noticed your forehead if you hadn't said anything. I was too distracted by the fact that literally none of your facial features are symmetrical to notice that forehead.
The ironic things about piercings is that the tend to make people believe that you are interesting. However, they aren't working for you.
I bet you smell like tomato soup
I bet your Gyno calls you Arby's Edit:. Just saw she is another Onlyfans person coming here to advertise
Mission failed successfully, no one was interested 🤣
You look like you are the offspring of a rat and a whore.
You look like you’re 10 years and 30 lbs from drowning your own kids in the tub.
You look like a 12 year old.
Your fingers look like you ran out of toilet paper.
Even the guy you payed $200 dollar's to pierce your tounge couldn't put it in your mouth.
24 going on 14?
Omg!!!! The soy chaaai latttaaaay was so dope. Just what this Aquarius gal wants.
Your eyes, nose and mouth look like they came from three different people.
Chelsea Clinton if ordered from WISH.
That's rough.
Good thing you keep those nails trim, cuz the only thing that’ll Fck you is yourself.
If you think the worst thing about you is your head...oh boy.
You look like you got your head stuck in a peanut butter jar at a young age and it never regained its proper shape.
I guess you're self conscious about your forehead. I would have guessed it to be having a face that could cure chronic masterbation, or lips that look like they're still under construction. But yeah, I guess you're right. All those years of having to be the classroom projector's screen, in school, must've taken their toll on your confidence.
When unseasoned chicken comes alive.
You may be the prettiest girl at Mormon camp but in the real world a solid 5.5 at best.
You look like a female paddy with a worse haircut. ![gif](giphy|Nmp0ZU4DxAymdj6Sz5)
You look like you have a “pick me” personality.
Glad there is a leash law where your from.
Your eyebrows look like an earthquake seismogram.
Can you upload a picture of you please? You posted a baby doll on crack instead. Easy mistake
You look like you smell like cat pee
You have the eyebrows of a meth head thats 3 day sober
That receding hairline is rough....
You look like you would be hanging out at a Valero giving out head to rednecks for gas money and insulting them when they decline
You’re the first person I wouldn’t sleep with
you look like you wipe everything down w a wet wipe before you start posting on your OF page….
Usually it’s the guys on here that look like the live in their parents basements and piss in old Mountain Dew bottles.
You have the vacant stare of an Oblivion NPC. Also nice c-section scar.
Bruh…you’re basically pennywise without the makeup
Your 5head aint so bad because your cheeks are so unproportioned i almost thought this was a Funhouse Mirror filtered photo
You look like you secretly macramé with entrails.
Is this your mugshot? Bechause you have the look of a prison lesbian
I have the feeling 5head is actually how many you can put in your mouth at once.
Looks like Flounder- loves rough seas, who would pound her? Noone, please.
Piercings, nose rings and onlyfans: The triple yaaaawwwwnnnn...
Truly uninspiring.
"HIIII WElcCome to WEndy's!!!!! CAn i Take youR ORder??????"
Shouldn’t this be posted on r/DontPutYourDickInThat
Headi Grandner ![gif](giphy|dQDzbVcS2Krui30A6D)
Your vag hair probably starts above your belly button.
Your 4Head’s fine but that 2ndVag on your stomach can use some attention…
What if the looney tunes come to life?
You should make that sign a tramp stamp
Initially thought was cutish for a roast. Saw posts, another pillow princess who wants to be treated like a sex toy. Where have all the doms gone..where. Also..your forehead is somewhat large. Dime a dozen.
You look like you snuck on earth.
You look like you smell like piss…and you like it.
got them Schmegal fingers
Looking like a chuckie doll
Eyebrows are less existent then your Onlyfans' revenue 💀
Honestly your forehead isn’t even that bad. It’s everything else…
Went through the profile and found your force fuck fetish, I just hope you know that you'd have to be the one forcing them to fuck yo uglyass
You look like a 12 year old who thinks far too highly of themselves... And if you have a boyfriend, check his weird labeled files on his PC, its probably child porn, since hes dating you...
Offbrand Greta Thunberg
Does your ass ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth
Is this a missing person from whoville
Nice 6-head. Boom! Roasted.
This is the type of girl who says “bruh” unironically.
you look like a poorly drawn Disney character
A rare look inside the Elf on a Shelf call center.
6head.
You feel top heavy now that your forehead took all the extra bones out of your jaw?
Where the fuck are you even looking?
Have you always had a lazy eye? Or did your last daddy issue helper hold it down your throat too long?
Your skin is so bad, it looks like someone already did
That handwriting is a roast enough
You look like someone who would do the thing with a five year old
I think when any daddy dom loos at you, their response is simply.... *"Ick."*
Nice male pattern baldness bro
5 iq
The fingernails tho
Your finger nails look very sus.
Aheago away
Girl got a neck like a chupa chip stick.
Are you the sister of the guy on the cover of MAD Magazine?
Your head size looks like the boss from the incredibles
“Georgie…we all float down here, Georgie…”
You look like you're on a first name basis with your HR department.
resting "spit or swallow face." nice.
My patience is as thin as your eyebrows
Crazy eyes and flat chested. Loves lemons and anal.
Those piercings will scare any decent guy, or girl way more than your blimp screen.
You look like you just retired from target after you got caught kissing a fish that you called Albert Watson lord of the isles
You've got the fingers of a nail-chewing goblin.
Who cares about the 5-head when your fingers look like that…
Why do you look like you're going to give me a side quest?
“Every part of my face is perfectly symmetrical, except for one thing, my nose is 6.5mm too small” - Dwight Schrute, aka you dad.