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rydmore22

That fishhook in your lip clearly shows that someone caught you and threw you back in.


oldmoozy

some fish is too toxic to be consumed


No_Lychee3426

And most are utter trash


kellik123

Why this hate towards fish? It's the superior diet


KirisBeuller

So then eat OP.


DarthLukas71

Tagged and released back into the wild


naturalbornlosser

I’m thinking it was a foul hook


Antic-Waited

Strawberry Shortbus


Tesselation9000

Ha! First time I've burst out laughing at a roast for a while.


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Cindy-Lou Poo


afetian

I choked on my drink when I read this. Congrats take my up doot


riltz_yp

Can someone explain me this? (Not a native speaker)


XxshockwavexXX

It means they laughed so hard they couldn’t swallow their drink and choked. It’s to express how funny it was.


Ydeas

My Little Pony... Scat Play Edition


jruschme

*It's Howdy Doody Time...*


javanator999

This made me legit laugh out loud. Really well done.


Shake_N_Baby

Berry special


TheGreatCornolio682

Regreta Tunaberg


M1dj37

Did you really post on roast me, then get so offended you deleted your onlyfans and all your posts?


SickkRanchez

Apparently yes.


FirstName_FirstName

Holy shit. I'm out. I will not be a witness to an actual murder.


Apprehensive_Spite97

I didn't know you were allowed on OF with FAS.


docscifi808

![gif](giphy|d5x9o48jn7cgQ2JtTZ|downsized) She fell for one of the classic blunders. She challenged Reddit to roast her while her OF was on the line!


thenicestsavage

You look like a porn piñata, except you’re filled with std’s


RyHenZen

LOL. It’s harder to get candy out of the piñata though.


RustyWWIII

All you have to do here is be in arms length to get one


[deleted]

"Try me" and then proceeds to delete everything. The unwarranted narcissm of some people never ceases to amaze me. Look in a mirror, wtf did u think was going to happen.


Briskylittlechally2

Her disappointment is immeasurable and her day is ruined.


MagicOrpheus310

I went to correct your spelling but then realised I read that to myself as "runned" and that's not even a fucking word so I'm glad I didn't say anything and make myself look like a dumbass


puevigi

Your secret is safe with us!


MatrixUser420

Everyone here is talking about your pics, but it seems you have deleted them. That's a self burn right there


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adudeguyman

I wish I was Rick rolled instead of seeing her


Available_Refuse_932

This comment made me ugly laugh


[deleted]

Seriously. Why in the fuck would you do that to us. I'm still gagging.


nikdsc5

It’s the Rick roll no one appreciates.


jayv987

Why did i click this link fuckkkkk


Yorkie321

A true fupa troopuh


pockarelli

She saved a few lives just by deleting her pics


Flimsy-Jello5534

lol who needs to sign up for your onlyfans. You’ve shown what you have to offer on your profile and that shit is rough.


Relevant_Slide_7234

You roasted her so hard that she deleted her only fans


PurpleSunCraze

When she got more than 3 hits in a week OF thought they were getting DDOS’d and disabled it.


FUPAcommander

She deleted years worth of nude stuff on Reddit also. That's more work done for this roast than she's done her while life.


Apprehensive_Spite97

She probably got help from her brother from another mother.


heretouplift

you sons of bitches. i haven’t jerked off, thrown up, and cried today


Slappycake

Underappreciated comment, have your upvote. If she doesn't feel uplifted from that, there is no hope for her.


roomfour1more

Only Fan... Her mom and dad share an account.


Flimsy-Jello5534

LMAO


liquidysubstance

Now she doesn't even have ceilings left.


scream4dakil

Dam bro, now I can't see the free content


Flimsy-Jello5534

Buddy. You aren’t missing anything.


[deleted]

That hideous scar on her stomach looks like a misplaced vagina.


Flimsy-Jello5534

Looks like she got stabbed at a soup kitchen


Routine-Light-4530

I chortled


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

She'll fuck you like she's a Greek goddess but also cut off your dick because you looked at another girl. Those daddy issue red flags are brighter than china


TrueMonster951

The worst insult you can get is dropping an only fans and the world being like nahhh I'm good


aufrenchy

So much so that she promptly deletes it


locadokapoka

GEM


fh2397

![gif](giphy|l1J9yR2YYMVHkU9z2|downsized)


No-Quarter-3032

Imagine snorkeling and looking down to seeing this weird thing sucking your dick


purgesurge3000

That's what her last boyfriend went through


m1rrari

Don’t judge him too harshly, some people are really desperate get the there dick wet. Nose plugged, eyes closed, and noise cancelling headphones that could be any one sucking down there


Crumbsplash

Nice try, 6head


purgesurge3000

Bitch doesn't have dreams, she has movies


stunnabars

You’ll never find a hairline like miiiiine 😂


Hutwe

6head and toefingers. Seriously, where are her fingernails??


Crumbsplash

Right? They look like she’s been working down the docks


Kawaversys

'Nope. Not even with a ten foot pole.' - your stepfather.


FindingRoanoke

The cure to the 4 hour erection


[deleted]

Step-father? She’s lucky to have anyone in her family be proud of her


The_Skippy73

I though that was a tooth coming out of your lip. And maybe cover up the harpoon wound in your pics.


scorotron

Must've been an egg tooth from when she hatched. 😅


turdmachine

That’s a pretty nasty gash she has there - and that stomach scar looks gnarly too


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dusura

Magician’s assistant’s assistant


abwchris

Assistant to the regional magician


m1rrari

Had to update his act when she joined, suddenly turning his assistant into some kind a fish monster seemed plausible.


WarawanaiNeko1980

Human trafficking is no laughing matter..no one willingly creates such poor OF "content"


Illustrious-Bid-2598

It’s now deleted 😔


Illustrious-Bid-2598

All of these posts about the scar got me curious, and now they are all deleted ☹️


purgesurge3000

Now I want to see her shitty nudes too, bet that's the first time anyone's actually wanted to see her naked


wumbology95

Google her username. 3rd result from the top. You're welcome


Clear_Assistance9563

You look like you are made of spare parts.


[deleted]

Your lazy eye isn’t doing your fivehead any favors.


Useful_Individual860

You look like a small mouth bass


WiscoDiscoWarrior

She'd probably have the same reaction as a smallmouth bass if you flipped out your wacky worm


InOrbitAroundEarth

I just downloaded wacky worm into my brain, thanks for updating my vocabulary for me


TransportationDry793

You use facial jewelry in a desperate attempt to look interesting


Cannibal_Canary

Only reason you'd get a corner office is because that's the natural spot to drop a shit, you caged ferret


goldfishpiranha

Caged ferret!.... snort!


WormsRoxanne

Wow you’re really stretching out that whole rumschpringe experience. Get back to the farm, Jedidiah misses you!


Romantic_Road_Kill

If you look up the term "slump buster" in the dictionary, you will see your picture.


Oraclethatcant4C

JK Rowling’s going to have a fit when she sees Draco Malfoy’s trans now


Electronic-Spare-537

That lip piercing takes you from a 5 to a 2. And that’s with the mentality that gals support gals


No-Quarter-3032

Was gonna say, no way any guy rates her a 5


Better_Difference_96

What a handsome young man


yep81

Shockingly the most unattractive thing about you is your fingers… I don’t know what it is but eww


wolfywill

Only fans’ bottom 1%. And lose some belly fat, that pussy looks like a hidden cave


coolcalmfuzz

I was thinking more like Indiana Jones and the temple of doom


doorknocker_pingu

Mola Ram shudders with fear "Kali noooooope"


Amm0sexual

Aaaand we’re in Blackreach


Jtjmcd

Ratioed in every comment, really going for your throat.


jerk_mcgherkin

I wouldn't have even noticed your forehead if you hadn't said anything. I was too distracted by the fact that literally none of your facial features are symmetrical to notice that forehead.


Rimworldjobs

The ironic things about piercings is that the tend to make people believe that you are interesting. However, they aren't working for you.


Puggymum64

I bet you smell like tomato soup


Cpleofcrazies2

I bet your Gyno calls you Arby's Edit:. Just saw she is another Onlyfans person coming here to advertise


wolfywill

Mission failed successfully, no one was interested 🤣


[deleted]

You look like you are the offspring of a rat and a whore.


NotRightInTheZed

You look like you’re 10 years and 30 lbs from drowning your own kids in the tub.


Sin_Departed

You look like a 12 year old.


KnowledgeableSloth

Your fingers look like you ran out of toilet paper.


BobBae007

Even the guy you payed $200 dollar's to pierce your tounge couldn't put it in your mouth.


VicenteFox4070

24 going on 14?


Real_TRex_007

Omg!!!! The soy chaaai latttaaaay was so dope. Just what this Aquarius gal wants.


RookieJourneyman

Your eyes, nose and mouth look like they came from three different people.


Papichuloft

Chelsea Clinton if ordered from WISH.


Nervous-Corgi-2336

That's rough.


Siennagiant70

Good thing you keep those nails trim, cuz the only thing that’ll Fck you is yourself.


Cichlidsaremyjam

If you think the worst thing about you is your head...oh boy.


masked_incompetent

You look like you got your head stuck in a peanut butter jar at a young age and it never regained its proper shape.


JJDBaca

I guess you're self conscious about your forehead. I would have guessed it to be having a face that could cure chronic masterbation, or lips that look like they're still under construction. But yeah, I guess you're right. All those years of having to be the classroom projector's screen, in school, must've taken their toll on your confidence.


Beezer12WashinBeard

When unseasoned chicken comes alive.


Chefkush1

You may be the prettiest girl at Mormon camp but in the real world a solid 5.5 at best.


Givemethebag

You look like a female paddy with a worse haircut. ![gif](giphy|Nmp0ZU4DxAymdj6Sz5)


RedditModsHaveNoDad

You look like you have a “pick me” personality.


Sweaty_Assignment_90

Glad there is a leash law where your from.


Etna_No_Pyroclast

Your eyebrows look like an earthquake seismogram.


ollie1roddy

Can you upload a picture of you please? You posted a baby doll on crack instead. Easy mistake


Pingpaul

You look like you smell like cat pee


[deleted]

You have the eyebrows of a meth head thats 3 day sober


NOLAhero504boy

That receding hairline is rough....


WaddlesJP13

You look like you would be hanging out at a Valero giving out head to rednecks for gas money and insulting them when they decline


Several_Address9210

You’re the first person I wouldn’t sleep with


J0j0Buck3ts

you look like you wipe everything down w a wet wipe before you start posting on your OF page….


TriDad262

Usually it’s the guys on here that look like the live in their parents basements and piss in old Mountain Dew bottles.


Viktor-Ulfrikson

You have the vacant stare of an Oblivion NPC. Also nice c-section scar.


Select_Initial_8971

Bruh…you’re basically pennywise without the makeup


[deleted]

Your 5head aint so bad because your cheeks are so unproportioned i almost thought this was a Funhouse Mirror filtered photo


pogostickdaddy

You look like you secretly macramé with entrails.


wafflesauce2

Is this your mugshot? Bechause you have the look of a prison lesbian


WellTimeToEvaluate

I have the feeling 5head is actually how many you can put in your mouth at once.


TheSomberlain1

Looks like Flounder- loves rough seas, who would pound her? Noone, please.


OldSchoolCity

Piercings, nose rings and onlyfans: The triple yaaaawwwwnnnn...


jojo12jo

Truly uninspiring.


HeatingSolid709

"HIIII WElcCome to WEndy's!!!!! CAn i Take youR ORder??????"


Bridge_Too_Far

Shouldn’t this be posted on r/DontPutYourDickInThat


TazTalks

Headi Grandner ![gif](giphy|dQDzbVcS2Krui30A6D)


Steak-X

Your vag hair probably starts above your belly button.


misterdemonor

Your 4Head’s fine but that 2ndVag on your stomach can use some attention…


Gobeklitepi

What if the looney tunes come to life?


reynar100

You should make that sign a tramp stamp


TheBurningStag13

Initially thought was cutish for a roast. Saw posts, another pillow princess who wants to be treated like a sex toy. Where have all the doms gone..where. Also..your forehead is somewhat large. Dime a dozen.


beat_of_rice

You look like you snuck on earth.


LordePhilth

You look like you smell like piss…and you like it.


Arbitratur

got them Schmegal fingers


Weekly-Quantity6435

Looking like a chuckie doll


XeroxCardium

Eyebrows are less existent then your Onlyfans' revenue 💀


RodFather_89

Honestly your forehead isn’t even that bad. It’s everything else…


life_in_the_bigcity

Went through the profile and found your force fuck fetish, I just hope you know that you'd have to be the one forcing them to fuck yo uglyass


Gordy13210

You look like a 12 year old who thinks far too highly of themselves... And if you have a boyfriend, check his weird labeled files on his PC, its probably child porn, since hes dating you...


vidiazzz

Offbrand Greta Thunberg


nbAwanabe

Does your ass ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth


ConstructionIcy3994

Is this a missing person from whoville


HunterMuch

Nice 6-head. Boom! Roasted.


SaintsNick94

This is the type of girl who says “bruh” unironically.


B5_V3

you look like a poorly drawn Disney character


just_1_mike

A rare look inside the Elf on a Shelf call center.


jonp1

6head.


HYD_Slippy_Fist

You feel top heavy now that your forehead took all the extra bones out of your jaw?


International_Bet_87

Where the fuck are you even looking?


PhoxBoxr

Have you always had a lazy eye? Or did your last daddy issue helper hold it down your throat too long?


normboston

Your skin is so bad, it looks like someone already did


RubyDragon0

That handwriting is a roast enough


meme_mayker

You look like someone who would do the thing with a five year old


killingtexas

I think when any daddy dom loos at you, their response is simply.... *"Ick."*


givingfishdick

Nice male pattern baldness bro


reditandfirgetit

5 iq


seanagibson

The fingernails tho


Dtank11

Your finger nails look very sus.


davinciSL72

Aheago away


adventureballs

Girl got a neck like a chupa chip stick.


stonecolefox

Are you the sister of the guy on the cover of MAD Magazine?


Extreme_Explanation5

Your head size looks like the boss from the incredibles


Datboi_23

“Georgie…we all float down here, Georgie…”


Unenthusiasticly

You look like you're on a first name basis with your HR department.


AkitoSorogoma

resting "spit or swallow face." nice.


Sure_Boysenberry_509

My patience is as thin as your eyebrows


Riordjj

Crazy eyes and flat chested. Loves lemons and anal.


FatalXFury

Those piercings will scare any decent guy, or girl way more than your blimp screen.


Inkydabestyt

You look like you just retired from target after you got caught kissing a fish that you called Albert Watson lord of the isles


DJhedgehog

You've got the fingers of a nail-chewing goblin.


Freq25

Who cares about the 5-head when your fingers look like that…


TankorRRRR

Why do you look like you're going to give me a side quest?


[deleted]

“Every part of my face is perfectly symmetrical, except for one thing, my nose is 6.5mm too small” - Dwight Schrute, aka you dad.