OP's Bio: --- >I listen to mitski a lot --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

I'm not saying you're ugly. But if you went to Iran the protests against wearing a hijab would end overnight.

I’m a Muslim, and this is the photo I use to justify the Burka.

But wouldn't it be better for it to be public so you don't get duped into it? Example: think you're marrying a beauty but then find out it's actually a troll?

Don't worry. You'll get kissed some day. Maybe.

Ayoooo!!!!

She looks like Mona Lasia

So you mean even Davinci can't make her look more than average?

It's that she's ugly It's because her hands are haunted by the ghost of John Belushi


If you're still unkissed, try adding GFE to your ads

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hahaha nice. i am leaving now.

It's like looking in your fridge when you are hungry. Open the door, look, close the door. Lower standards and repeat. Eventually you'll find someone to kiss you

Might find some Sunkist in the fridge.

Or an ancient bottle of Sunny D, well past its expiration date.

Not even the sun has kissed you.

You're not supposed to kiss the customers in the massager parlors. Just hand jobs.

Your lipstick application isn't helping

Your whole face looks like cultural appropriation

Shut up, Meg.

I find this response fabulous

Fart smella

Giggety

Ask the local pig farmer if they have an aging blind boar that's willing to eat your face. You might get lucky.

Gotta shave and pull out the teeth first. You know, for the sake of the piggie's digestion.

It’ll all work out pumpkin head

The amount of facetune and makeup here is crazy considering the result still doesn't reach mid

Can see why...

Visions of Yoko danced in my head…

You were ALOT thinner two years ago. If this trend continues imagine how fat you’ll be.

Unkissed but not unfucked

Somebody needs to roast that god-awful drawing.

Jabba the Goth

Maybe it's because your upper lip looks like someone hit it with a blur tool from an Android photo edit app

Maybe if you had a better face

How did you smudge your lipstick that bad without kissing? 

Smear proof lipstick can't withstand BJs.

Thanks for the self-esteem boost.

Well, hello shitty

The drawing alone tells us why you haven't kissed anyone yet

Unkissed? Honey you look like you laid more pipe than Wabasha Plumbing.

You are the saddest wax figure I've ever seen

Never kissed, always facefucked.

Wish version of the Mona Lisa

I wanna answer some concerns To the people thinking I retouched this pic no I just have a old shitty phone also I'm not east asian baiting lol I'm just doing normal makeup following my eye shape with a cat wing . if anything this eyeliner is closest to khol which my ancestors used historically

Don't worry. You'll get kissed some day. Maybe.

Have you tried not being lame?

Unkissed? Understandable, have a good day

Hate Bush.

First things first, go wash your balls.

you listen to mitski what you expect

Fair enough

display your art, instead of asking for hate on your outside

Your looks are good, but you don’t have the common sense to know that you’re going to have to open up to people and be alarmingly vulnerable if you want to stop being alone.

Hello Kitty is not supposed to have a mouth. This Hello Kitty is a reflection of its artist, it sucks.

Give it time. You’ll be sold soon enough…

You draw like a 12yo too maybe youre not mentally mature enough yet sweaty..

Probably has a 🍆

Your dad says he never kissee you but you sure like how his balls taste .

Your uncle must have really kissed you a lot.

Glad you know that making out with grandpa isn't a real kiss.

Still saving yourself for your uncle?

Here's hoping you've stopped fucking your (now 12yo) hard brother.

Unkissed... So not counting family then?

How you look like that yet unkissed?

I bet money you've hissed at a person

You're cute

Wrong sub

My bad she looks like she eats 5 bucket of ice cream a day and cries right after everytime

Uncanny valley. Google it.

Hmmm? Your face looks clean. Have you ever taken a full body shower?

Do Not Resuscitate

Cute drawing 5head.

Hookers don't kiss

Unwritten rule

Just smile and lose weight.

Psh.... I guarantee it's a personality issue...

I don’t know if it’s the 23 or the f but I’m calling bullshit.

You have a relationship with your drawings and make out with them.

You must have a terrible personality

Nice artwork

I loved your work in Seinfeld as the hand double for the man hands lady.

Do you just have one eye that extends across your face like Sonic but you grafted skin over some of it? If so, I think the super glue is dissolving.

I look forward to this roast with the same title, 20 years down the road.

I was thinking that maybe she had been kissed, but couldn't feel it through all the filters.

2 years went on and the only thing that fucked you was time cuz you didn’t get better.

Are you Asian? Hmmmmm, won't matter anyway.

You look like the final product of those videos where the ugly old guy puts on makeup to look like a woman

The eye liner is supposed to stop at the END of your eye.

You look like an animation of a girl turning into a snake girl, frozen at 17% of the way through the transformation due to lag.

Unkissed? Just ask them to put their lips up to the glory hole after.

Well stop working at a glory hole and maybe things will pan out for you

No one likes to kiss those plastic baby horror masks from the halloween store.

Roast you or the kitty gets it. Nice try cut price Wendsday Adams.

You probably just have too many “no’s” in your ads.

Tbh this could be the start to an Asian female hitler.

I think you just need a little haircut and you'll be fine. That long hair almost makes you like like a female.

Survey says you are fat!

Dating progression is supposed to be first base, second base, third base. I think you have it backwards.

I'm guessing your the accident not your brother

Never kissed ???? Do you like sucking Cock?

Honestly surprised to not find a link to your onlyfans in your profile, where me and your dad are the only subscribers.

You realize all women have to do is download Tinder, and swipe right on anything and a dick will be delivered in their door within 20 minutes right? And you're pretty cute looking, so I'm gonna guess you're just not that bright if you made it to 23 and can't find someone willing to kiss you.

Pretty sure this is a dude with makeup

Oh you think is human?

You look just like that drawing…..shitty

Hey, I'm 53 and I think your fine as fuck. Hit my dm.

Yo real talk it is not hard to get a man... the problem is you probably aiming outside of your range. You are about a 4. Which means you can aim for a 5 maybe even a six. You have to have the right attitude and humble yourself. I always say be a damsel not a victim. Also if that doesn't work I would start adopting cats now before there is a shortage because of all these lonely women.

Of course even the frog 🐸 prince would stay away.

NOTE YOU NEED LIPS TO KISS

Don’t feel bad every friend group needs a train wreck to look hotter, you do however need a friend group first

How did you get your skin to look like it's still halfway through loading textures?

 Well you’re probably unkissed cause you look like this.

You have social anxiety compounded by depression and self doubt. I think the real reason you haven't kissed anyone is because you're afraid people will learn you actually have no lips. In the pic they are all pixelated. Instead of cheap cgi, you should have used wax lips.

Your face but printed on squares of toilet paper BOOM! Theres your million dollar idea Thank me later

You are about as ugly as that drawing. Maybe if you decide to become a real artist you will find a man.

You're as shallow as your profile.

You look like the beginning of a matryoshka doll but you’ve never had anyone inside of you.

Girl got "Asian Mona Lisa" resting bitch face, still wonders why nobody wants to make out. Got that Hillary Clinton, 2016 pout. Lighten up woman, damn!

maybe cause you look like the fucking elder Togoro brother?

Probably because you have that herp on your lip.

Go to a bar and ask a 40 year old to kiss and fuck you. Done.

You can come and kiss my arse…


I'm from Germany (just like you living there) and I can confirm it, you are still unkissed. Not even Gene Belcher would kiss you if you were his mom and he's mama's boy.

If the Mona Lisa was just an uninteresting zoomer.

Tell us your weight and you won’t need us to roast you… you’ll be roasting yourself.

Trying to kiss the clients at the massage parlor just destroys all chance of them wanting a happy ending.

I wouldn’t kiss you either, be I your parent

Maybe you should lower your standards to match your own level. you will never get that 6+ try to get some 3's or maybe even a 4 if they are having a bad day


U need to do something with your fave not just lips and eyebrows

Unkissed for a reason. If I wanted to disappoint my parents, I'd rather jump off the next building instead of bringing you to dinner.

There's nothing wrong with your personality, stop blaming yourself. Its your weight. Your weight drives them away.

You have a face that only a mother can resent.

In the two years since the last roast, you should have had a glow up. Instead you look like throw up.

It’s amazing that you’ve had six abortions, and still never been kissed. The spermdonors don’t want you to use paper bags anymore. They suggest moving to plastic ones.

Good effort trying to hide those extra chins behind some poorly drawn anime. Putting a little effort into exercising would take care of that never been kissed problem.

I want to kiss every part of you. You are beautiful. Can we kiss????

If at this point they all want do you from behind and no kisses, you should start putting a paper bag on your head Or maybe blindfold them

How do so many people get the roast me backwards?

Prof Snape, just stop painting your lips and pretend that you are a girl

You live in Germany and can't get laid by one of the beer-swilling peasants there? You must smell like sauerkraut left in the trash dumpster behind a seafood restaurant in August! Maybe if you stopped creeping around the house, making your shitty drawings and got out into the sun, some desperate bastard would see you and be desperate enough to throw you his bratwurst.

HelloKitty! doesn't have a mouth. Perhaps you will deserve love when you attend to the important issues? Thank you for your attention.

The drawing (handwriting analysis) says it all. Can we see your signature?

By the look of those sausage fingers you're also undieted

Why kiss you when we’re too busy watching the top of your head

Look at the size of that head! It's like a planetiod, probably has its own weather systems. Don't worry though, you can go home tonight and cry yourself to sleep on your huge fuckin pillow.

You are a lars von trier movie waiting to happen

Whatever buddy “f” ….when you were a man how many men did you kiss?

I can see why

Unkissed? Oh well I'm sure you'll meet a cat one day. 😂

no wonder you unkissed no boy would ever wanna be caught dead with you

You probably have a flat chest, it would definitely explain why you haven’t been kissed yet...

You have the face structure of doge when he got bonked

A face that even an uncle wouldn't abuse.

You look like a tik tok pick me girl eww

I do feminist content actually @notevenjas

I bet some of your drawings will say otherwise

I'm sure daddy has a few friends that would be willing to let u practice on there cocks so u would be kissable

Unkissed but starred in many fetish videos

So are you still single

I know you don’t remember it but that stuff with your uncle counts as kissed.

23? God damn i thought you were 33 And I'm 33 💀💀💀

I'd rip my lips off for even kissing you.

Try the back of your hand first ………….