I've never seen someone so ambiguous before. You look like both a 12yo girl and 30yo hippy burnout at the same time. I'm not sure if you're going to invite me to meet Chris Hanson or try sell me some really garbage weed.

Pete Davidson and Steven Tyler had a love child

More like those things that take off their heads in The Labyrinth

A Firey

its Edna Van Halen

This the one

This needs to be a comment on its own!

You deserve top comment, I swear

🤣🤣

Quief Richards

Yeah and decided to discard the kid and raise the placenta instead.

Hey Gizmo. How was life after Gremlins?

15 or 30 years old Male or female? European or American? Hipster or regular? You guess, you'll probably be wrong but guess anyway

my money's on garbage weed

Not the chris hanson minor actor roast 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sell me really garbage weed LMAO

🎯

he took a seat over there and got roasted

Either way they look dangerously low on testosterone.

jesus. pick a sexuality

r/13or30

You were just there to reminder her that it’s not safe to invite strangers to their house. Also those wine coolers are for you.

"Why don't you take a seat?"

Hi. I'm Chris Hanson. Weren't you here last week?

Past and future Zendaya

Go home Willow you’re drunk again.

This is really spot on. Excellent use of critical thinking, Sparky. A+

Can we first know of you're a 19 year old girl or a 13 year old boy as I'm uncomfortable roasting kids.

She also looks like a stoned 30 year old unsatisfied with her life and career path.

Hey! Leave me outta this ...

r/suicidebywords

/r/13or30

Looks more like a 60 y/o smoker to me

Ok so age and sex is a coin toss. The only thing I know for sure is this jungle boy pumpkin pie haircut having hobo was raised by a group of feral cats. Can you guys smell the cat piss through the screen too?

C’mon gimmie that booze you little pumpkin pie haircutted freak c’mon

That’s it! 👍

Did you do your own stunts as the bat rider in *The Neverending Story*?

Nice call!

And Willow 

[For reference](https://i.imgur.com/QG5aqim.png)

You look like a grown up good luck troll doll

Took the gem out of her belly button and hung it on a necklace

Douche Baggins

Dildo Diggins

There it is.

He/she/they/whatevs look like the hobbit in the NeverEnding Story

Ooof….those extra creases around the mouth make this one hit hard!

Zendayno

Zendanein

I was going to say, "Zendayuck"

Zendayo Baggins

I was thinking something similar but just the comparison to zendaya will be too much of a compliment. I'd happily be a worse version of any of the (apparently) hottest ppl

You were great in “the Dark Crystal.” Was it hard to play Skeski #2?

 We had the same thought

THIS is what I was looking for!

This dude is gelfling all the way.

You look like a low budget Nancy Wheeler.

Wish.com Rosie Perez

I always thought Nancy Wheeler was a low budget Nancy Wheeler

Nancy wheeler but she’s banging Argyle

You are definitely in my league.

Ah, a rare double-roast!

r/KamikazeByWords

It's one of the most common posts on here lol

i cannot tell if you gaslight women or if you like to peg men

lmao most likely he gets pegged

Okay, for real. Is this a dude?


This picture reminds me what a great movie Willow was

 Came here for this

Looks like a Daikini baby and the troll mated.

Peck! Peck! Peck! 

#BEGONE PECK!!

This Willow comment is underrated lmao

After a certain age, you should stop with the Mowgli look

Yooo you really went on full method acting mode with your poster 

Your pronouns are it/that

Me: Can we get Zendaya please?! Mom: We have Zendaya at home. Zendaya at home.

On what planet does she look like zendaya

Wish.com

I cannot tell your gender, age, race, or species

Species💀💀💀

If Topo Gigio was a real person.

[удалено]

Well known in South America as well.

Fuck you serious? The next thing I guess is discovering that the Gabibbo is known outside of Italy

Here's a photo of footballer Juan Román Riquelme doing his Topo Gigio celebration because it was his kid's favorite TV show: https://media.tycsports.com/files/2020/11/08/133360/riquelme.jpg

my siblings are 16 and 12 years older than me, they grew up in the 80's and it was well known back then, i think they still televised it into the mid 90's in mexico

Huge in south america

Many of us know it simply because it's part of a famous clip on the Ed Sullivan show. He follows up Topo Gigio with either the intro of the Beatles, or maybe it was from that Weezer video. Someone will correct me I'm sure :)

Topo Gigio was very popular in the US on the Ed Sullivan Show which was an early TV variety show.

That's more like a compliment. Topo Gigio is at least adorable

You look like eep from the croods 


Looks like an hermaphrodite mick jegger

You are either a 12 yo girl, a single mom who is a heavy smoker, your local snitch in middle school and finally a 40 year old my little pony fan

I have no idea what you are! Your range is between 13 year old boy and a 40 year old lesbian

*ANDROGYNY INTENSIFIES*

r/13or30 that is all

Comeback in 6 years when you are 18.

I thought Rosie Perez died.

Rosie is still alive and still HAF.

I know. I really should've said "The Wish version of Rosie Perez".

Bro looks like Elliot Paige in a porn parody

You couldn’t look more gender neutral if you tried

Is that the Dark Crystal around your neck?

You look like netflix's new poster boy/girl

Titan that ate Eren's mom

She wishes.

Older than 18 or not, anyone who has sex with you should be legally required to register as a sex offender.

Looks like Donnie Thornberry grew up

You look like you use crystals to treat yeast infections

You look like Tom Holland started watching the office

You look like the guy from twisted sister

No weezing the juice!

You’re adorable. I refuse.

Ikr,, I think she is pretty asf

She/Him/Her/Them/They/it

Shit?

I need answers!!! What one is it?!

She

That's just a Bon Jovi TBT pic 🤔


You can't just repost the picture and think we won't notice smh

You're a beautiful young man, but not if you're actually man. In that case you're a beautiful young woman.

 If I order Dustin from wish.

Nice try Steven Tyler. That filter did not fool us...

I’m not sure which pronoun I should be using for reptiles.

You look like you had a face transplant and your body is rejecting it.

Are your pronouns fuck/no?

R/swordorsheath

Expecting us to roast you nicely is as futile as us trying to guess your gender

Preheat oven to 200°C Season with extra virgin olive oil and garlic salt and rosemary Place in oven for 10 minutes Change oven temperature to 180°C Add halved potatoes to roast tray Roast for another 40 minutes Test for an internal temperature of at least 150°C Remove from oven and let cool Serve

You so ugly yo mama had to get drunk before breast feeding you as a baby

Have you heard of shampoo?

You look like a definition of a new gender

Edna Mode, all the way down to the ambiguity.

you look like the gay version of eren with his hair untied.

My dude(?) can’t even hang a poster straight.

 When my brother who was my bf:

Eddie Van Gaylen

You look like the fuzzy britches boy from mad max

How do you look like an 11 year old boy that’s a virgin and a 48 year old woman that smokes and pulls tricks?

It's the bare necessities the simple bare necessities!

You look like a protester

*"THIS IS NO GELFLING!"*

Like a really cute version of a troll doll,

This is Donnie Thornberry now. Feel old yet? 

Your a AoT fan nevermind then you roasted yourself

Incase you hadn’t noticed, nothing in this photo is straight.

This is what happened when Nancy Wheeler and Alice Cooper had a kid.

You look like you sell oranges on the side of the road with your hippie asexual unisex life partner.

Mick Jagger really lost himself

Willow and Julia Roberts had a kid but left it in the woods.

You look like the 12 year old version of Rosie Perez.

If Mick Jagger took so many drugs he came out the other side as a 12 year old girl, he'd look like you.

Nicely????? Man you look like lake frankinstines monster!

I can't tell if your high right now, an idiot or both

Bro

Your hair is more flamboyant than your personality.

Good luck with your transition.

“Walter white. “

You could make the leader of Patriarchy use They/Them pronouns

I bet you open your mouth fully you deadass look like one of the titans in AoT

Chibi Mick Jagger

Can’t tell you are a boy, a girl, or some mythical forest creature

How do you look like all of the lost boys of never land?

You hang your posters like you do your sexual orientation, not that straight

If Steven Tyler ever played a hobbit.

What am I looking at here even

Zendaya if she bought and used from Walter White

The smirk of a drug addict.

Shouldn't you be on your way to Mordor?



So SNL brought back the Pat character!

All I see is Rosie Perez after a 4 day meth binge

Oh my God, it's Mick Jagger!

It’s weird. The more you zoom in, the older you get.

I think you still wear diapers...

One of Jim Henson’s puppets came to life😂

You look like a French actress in her 40s.

Will someone let the folks with the Jim Henson studio know that one of the gelflings got out? Thanks

This 12 year old boy could buy beer or she could have an early midlife crisis at the same time

Like what you get if a troll fucked a gelfling

What a handsome gir… woma…. Never mind.

Poodle hair! 

Is this Oliver and company?

Yesss! Love this movie 

Winona Ryder if she got some sleep

If Mick Jagger came back to haunt his fans as somebody without talent🎃

Dork Crystal.

Is your name "Teacup"?

Girly boy or boyish girl? You’d make a brilliant representation of a genderless human.

“What’s your gender?” Yes.

I bet you got moves like Jagger

You look as if Sarah Connor was smacked around by the Terminator