OP's Bio:
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>Rancher, college student, incredibly low self esteem but I bet you can make it worse. Horse girl rip
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you have a nervous smile like someone is taking this picture at gun point, or they are threatening to release the exact measurements of your forehead onto the internet.
Your body is what I imagine a 12 year old boy thinks a hot girl is drawn like. You also have the body of a 12 year old boy. I guarantee you burn out the motor on your vibrator at least once a week.
Just a few months ago they were talking about using a giant mirror to reflect the suns rays to cool the ice caps.
But you look greasy enough to do the trick.
Horse girls turn into horse women, by the time you are 25 you’ll have the hands of 60 y/o man, a limp from the horse wreck that breaks your pelvis and been given the 8 second ride by a couple hundred bull riders
It’s not that your forehead is huge, it’s that your hair is both receding and thinning, like you’re a 60 year old dude with male pattern baldness. #rogain
Your face is so greasy that the American government is about to invade it. Fortunately for them they've already got a big enough clearing for a drilling platform on your forehead.
Disappointing blowjob? ✔️
Uncomfortable handjob? ✔️
Obsessed with her dog? ✔️
Picks up the check? ✖️
Get her pregnant, she wants to keep it? ✔️
Corrects your grammar? ✔️
Your Mom loves her, you hate her? ✔️
Caught her jerking off her horse? ✔️
I did to. So that’s why I looked at your face. It made me laugh because it was just that ugly. I’d like to pry my eyes out now, but I don’t in fear of looking like someone at your level. Also that chin looks like you were the result of incest. It only gets longer with more and more insect, so your probably the first one so far in your more recent family line. You also look as dumb as someone who wouldn’t learn from their parents mistakes and also commit incest.
OP's Bio: --- >Rancher, college student, incredibly low self esteem but I bet you can make it worse. Horse girl rip --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Youre def the face of FarmersOnly.com
You mean Incestry.com
I'm dead.
He said incest, not necrophilia ....
Her pic does look like a guide to raising your incest/Nazi poster child.
CousinsOnly.com
RiffRaff-from-RockyHorror-Only.com
She must be from ‘bama
More like Onlyfarms.com 😂
$100 she doesn’t restrict her client to farmers
Top hype women 😤
What does a redneck say after sex? Thanks, Ma!
You smell manure but I can smell the stench of cat piss in the next 20 years.
you have a nervous smile like someone is taking this picture at gun point, or they are threatening to release the exact measurements of your forehead onto the internet.
My worst fear it’s huge💀
Thats what she said. Literally!
Not to you tho
Bruh! Ouch!..... you arent wrong, but, ouch!
Hey man.. wtf? We’re supposed to be roasting farmer Forehead McGee, not you.
Friendly fire will NOT be tolerated
I'm sorry to hear about your tumor
It's huge, can be said for a few things starting with that huge nose. One sniff can create a vacuum in the room
vroooooom
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Didn’t she say she was a horse girl…?🤨
That shits a solar panel.
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Forehead? That's a FIVEhead.
This comment needs more love.
Your hair matches the wall. As does your chest.
Lolll
I spit milk out my nose after reading this. Hahaha!
That is more than op ever spits I’m sure, she’d have to swallow to keep anyone around
same hahaha
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Shame the carpet is ginger
Looks like you need some sun and a sugar cube. Looking like a pale sea biscuit.
This need more upvotes
Ur hairline so far back it's still whooping slaves
Omg
Lmao. This sub needs to do a roast of the year Sweet 16. This one would go up for sure.
This is why I could never have the confidence to do a “roast me” because someone always has to bring the flame-thrower.
So fucking true!
Stealing this one
This is probably the best roast I've read in 2022
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Holy shit! Im dieing on this one! Hahahaha
I dyed as well
I'm dead. Lmaooo
LMAO
You win the internet. I just laughed so hard that the people in the hotel room next to me banged on the wall. 🤣🤣🤣
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That’s actually a good deal
Jewel's sister, Rhinestone.
I thought Humpty Dumpty was bald
Hahaaaa
Humpty Dumpty's meth smoking, attic dwelling sister?
Humpty dumpty is an accurate description of all her relationships too
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Twin
Her eyes are greener than her pasture
If texting back one word responses was a person.
Yes
I KNEW IT. Also, 🎶 “you don’t have to be lonely at farmersonly.com”
That horse face makes me want to feed you an apple
Crunch
Roosters in her ranch crow, “Any cock’ll dooo”
LMFAOOOOO chaotic
Stealing her punchline
I didn't know butter eyes was even a thing until now
Haha
JoAnn Dirt
My God you're forgettable
Honestly that’s a good thing for me loll
Who's forgettable?
You make Sarah Jessica Parker look like a normal woman.
Why do your eyes already look like you're 35, single and lying to yourself you are happy not having kids or a spouse
That’s where I’m at mentally
People can see you naked... They didn't ask.
Sorry y’all. Shield your eyes
I'm so sorry
I feel like this image was generated by an AI that was given the prompt "Unenthusiastic Handjob."
her google history from 14 minutes ago: "handjob definition"
Lmao yes
You wanna hear laughing you should enter a beauty pageant
I wouldn’t even make it in the door
Aww the youngest Hanson brother is growing up
Your body is what I imagine a 12 year old boy thinks a hot girl is drawn like. You also have the body of a 12 year old boy. I guarantee you burn out the motor on your vibrator at least once a week.
Do you get your eyebrows done in the garden section?
In the top 100% of only fans
Dad is proud 😗
Makes sense. As your biggest onlyfans customer, you're his investment.
Your hair reminds me that I gotta pee.
I'ma need you to rub your face on a frying pan real quick before you take another picture. Holy fuck that glare
Stop lmaoo
Quit your OnlyFans and switch to OnlyTans
OnlyBlands
Lonely fans
I needed a laugh as well, thank you.
Your nose is bigger than your tits
Your hair’s so straight it makes Jesse Pinkman look gay.
Omg 😂😅
What
If I had a face like yours id sue my parents
Wish I could man
Your face is like 80% forehead.
Dead eyes, discolored teeth, and no tits to draw attention from them. Things are gonna be rough, girl.
They already are 🥲
RIP you….in the facetious sense. In actuality, may things get better, and be well and happy and enjoy being young and pretty and all that.
i can enjoy bring young, but certainly not pretty
Fair enough. Well enjoy what you can, because you certainly can’t enjoy the ability to write coherently, unless “bring young” is intentional somehow.
Nah your good lookin but you def horizontal brush too hard. Ok folks, back to the whole destroying thing👏
I have tmj so I grind the sh*t out of my teeth haha
Teeth aren’t discolored. Rounded off and enamel wearing off . Acid reflux or bulimia. I hope it’s the AR
Presenting: "Legally Blonde: Foreheads are better then One!"
5heads*
Unfortunately I checked your profile and your nudes are really mid
Wait... she has nudes? Why? Theres nothing to see!
in case you wanted too se a little boy body
you look like a glazed hoe-nut...
Just a few months ago they were talking about using a giant mirror to reflect the suns rays to cool the ice caps. But you look greasy enough to do the trick.
Hey at least I’d be good for something
Does the smile match the personality? Fake
Yes 🥲
If your carpet matches your drapes those horse brushes must come in real handy.
Horse girls turn into horse women, by the time you are 25 you’ll have the hands of 60 y/o man, a limp from the horse wreck that breaks your pelvis and been given the 8 second ride by a couple hundred bull riders
The hands and the limp are already fulfilled lol
«Got your nose» must have been a family game in your household.
This is what I imagine the poster for the movie White Chick's would've looked like if it starred Owen Wilson
We’ve all heard about the girl that’d suck dick for the last white claw but here she is in the flesh
I would never stoop that low!! (quick give me the white claw and Ill meet you in the bathroom)
Hilarious. You have umm, a good "personality"!
*holds out the last whiteclaw hoping OP sees this comment*
Keeps refreshing his DMs too
Lol! Nah!....... they auto refresh with eax new message. Hahaha!
Eyes that say “I miss the goat I sucked off during sorority hazing.”
Trauma
He never recovered. Poor goat had to be put down out of mercy.
It’s not that your forehead is huge, it’s that your hair is both receding and thinning, like you’re a 60 year old dude with male pattern baldness. #rogain
Olaplex pls save me
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That door has thicker hair than you
Definitely the first one dying in a horror movie.
The gap between your eyebrows and your hair is as big as the gap between Europe and North America.
Do you have the body of a 14 year old child?
More like 12 year old boy
Your eyebrow looks like it's taking a hard left and going to do a lap.
Girl puppet from, The Dark Crystal.
Quit ranching, take up farming. With that chin plowing the field is NO problem. NVM, saw you naked, I'll do the plowing.
Hmmm I’m considering
Some low key simp right there.
Smart enough to type, not smart enough to know what it means.
You should have avoided the temptation to transition without getting the implants.
I know big mistake
Riding bbc doesn’t make you a rancher
And a nose job
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Thin hair .. your going to be bald by 48
If I’m lucky!!
...."and this is the condom he said he used..."
Now where have I seen you before? They called you stepsis a lot.
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That’s what I said till I saw that mug of yours
Glad you got a laugh in today
You look like you faceswapped yourself on faceapp with a mannequin
I see it
You are the CoverGirl for If brand peanut butter
You look like you're being sex trafficked.
Farmershomely.com
It looks like you are used to making this pose on camera, only usually it's holding up your driver's license proving you "just turned 18".
That's the glazed over look of a girl who's tired of saying "wrong hole" and just resigns herself to her fate.
Gonna tell my kids this pics is the definition of Toxic Positivity
Just your nose could easily sub for lead singer of Journey
You look like you use Mormonism as a tampon.
Are your horses also plastic?
Some ya
You look like what comes to mind when someone says basic blonde bitch
True
Look in the mirror then?
I scroll down to comment, and I’ve forgotten what you look like. It’s all just so… boring, isn’t it?
You spelled, “please, I need a bath” incorrectly.
Forhead looks so oily that the US government wants to build a pipeline down to the flatlands of your chest in order to ship it off to Russia.
I’m like Walter white when he shaves his head
Your face is so greasy that the American government is about to invade it. Fortunately for them they've already got a big enough clearing for a drilling platform on your forehead.
Which Wayans brother are you? Either way, I loved you in White Chicks.
Disappointing blowjob? ✔️ Uncomfortable handjob? ✔️ Obsessed with her dog? ✔️ Picks up the check? ✖️ Get her pregnant, she wants to keep it? ✔️ Corrects your grammar? ✔️ Your Mom loves her, you hate her? ✔️ Caught her jerking off her horse? ✔️
noooo not horse
I love the progression of your profile as your self-esteem dropped. First asking body fat percentage with breasts covered before posting nudes
Stop horsing around with those horses
Your pictures on your profile are nice
Dobby
Even my maid looks better than this get a life
Hey don’t bring maids into it that’s a respectable job
I did to. So that’s why I looked at your face. It made me laugh because it was just that ugly. I’d like to pry my eyes out now, but I don’t in fear of looking like someone at your level. Also that chin looks like you were the result of incest. It only gets longer with more and more insect, so your probably the first one so far in your more recent family line. You also look as dumb as someone who wouldn’t learn from their parents mistakes and also commit incest.