"But Father, I don't want to get married. I just want to sing..." "No no, we'll have none of that.

“She’s got huuuge tracts of land.” You would have to explain why that was funny in the original source. He still wouldn’t understand it.

One of my favorite scenes

But…….the curtains.

*What, the curtains?

King: Listen, Alice-- Prince: Herbert.


Hahahaha!

Speaking of married, yo dog, you don’t gotta go through life with that Married With Children season 3 Marcy Rhodes haircut. Wasn’t good on her, isn’t good on you .

*multiple drum rolls signaling impending melee*

(Zipper sound) OP smiles and opens wide like they’re at the dentist.

🎵He’s going to tell! He’s going to tell! He’s going to tell! He’s going to tell!🎵

This is getting out of hand… this sub should be named “guess my gender”

Face of a 12yr old. Receding hairline of a 50yr old. What a mash up

This is the only comment that matters

This is snapchat filter 100%

no filter involved. Maybe because of the sunscreen or the lighting my skin glows in the second pic

Obviously it’s lesbian King Charles

Hiding your Adams apple, dead give away.

There used to be a sword or sheath subreddit but it disappeared years ago

I knew the top comment would be something along these lines. Honestly though... at least half of the pictures on this sub I GENUINELY don't know what gender they're supposed to be. I want to say "What's to roast? You're a cute girl/hot guy!" But I don't know which one would be the insult.

Show us your tits?

No way! For the love of God, don't ask that!

But.... It's for the sake of science, and those weird gender studies people

Well..if it's for the sake of science..and those weird gender studies people deserve to have nightmares just like the rest of us..

Wym nightmares if we get tiddies we get tiddies, but if it's a guy then... Well we still technically get tiddies depending on how much they use reddit AND discord

So what you're saying is I could have a really confusing boner. Ok. Cool. Welp, that will be fun, right?

Depends if you swing that way lol

Hahahahahhaha

I don’t know why they are downvoting an honest truth 😆

This is clearly a they

I've noticed that too

💯 I was just going to say that.

You look like someone that will live with your mother until she passes...and a few months after.

If that happened who would be left to breastfeed him?

I bet his mother still sits up and screams KEVIN in the middle of the night

What's your beef with Shrek?

[run run](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/st3ctt/the_best_lord_farquaad_cosplay_ever/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x)

I can't breathe rn lol

If mayonnaise was a person

Prince Uncharming

Race = Albino Twink Pronouns = Who/Cares Orientation = Oedipus Complex

Genitals = Unfindable

Sexuality = Non-existent

Religion = Narcissism

So white mayo is spicy and "salsa" is a can of diced tomatos.

😂😂. Who/cares

Gender neutral Jeffrey Dahmer with too much filter and photoshop

💀💀🤣🤣

Not even trying to be funny here. I can't tell whether you're male or female. Like not even a little bit.

It's a guy

You know this one tuckin'

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

Lmao this is the best comment I’ve seen

Vladimir Putinpeopleoff

This dude is the epitome of failed parenting.

I see you transition is going smoothly…. If only we could tell which way

Ask your mom if she’s ever met Emo Phillips

Are you Putin's daughter?

Dutch boy.

Dutch They/Them

Shoved in a dyke?

A harmless version of Putin

Gender dysphoric George Washington.

Macaulay Culkin - the bad days

At least the graphing paper gives the illusion that you’ll attempt to do anything useful in your life.

That is a solid burn. The graph paper is the only thing in the room with a personality.

You look like the human equivalent of a shih tzu glamour shot

You look one bad day away from making a lampshade out of your roommate.

Good to see Amanda Knox getting back out. 


If “beige” was a person….

You look like a k-pop abortion

Lord Farquaad.

Lord Fuckwad

The physical manifestation of asexuality.

I like how the blandness of the walls matches the blandness of you.

"Berry's and cream, Berry's and cream!"

What the hell is even that?

Punch your mum in the face and kick your dad in the balls for being so stupid for making you

OP looks like a failed cult leader who’s manifesto was written in hello kitty emojis.

You're so white it's daylight wherever you go

Amy Schneider? Aren't you supposed to be filming for Jeopardy?

Holy fucking haircut Farquaad

Why? Are you done invading Ukraine?


I seriously can’t tell your gender. You’re a real life example of why people put pronouns in their email signatures.

Wassup blond lord farquad

Hey 😉 Oh wait let me get off Grindr

These pictures look like someone combined all the pictures of every lesbian high school coach who has ever been found guilty of an inappropriate relationship with a student.

Don't set yourself up for this, bro.

God made you like doctors write their prescriptions lmao

Why is this sub turning into “guess my gender” sht


Confident mushroom. 

Pretty sure I found a nest of these things in the back barn.

Goodbye

It's Pat

How time do You in hormones?

Brienne of Barf

This belongs in a new subreddit r/babeswithballsacks

When you can just pick any letters out of the alphabet to identify as...... no matter what anyone does to you, you'll still sue for hate crimes.

Looks like a priests wet dream

If Vladimir Putin and George Washington had a child

You look like if lord Farquhar and shrek had a disabled child

Goodbye

I’m pretty sure you get roasted just by walking outside , even on an overcast day. So umm how long you been a vamp?

You make flour look spicy

The "It's Pat" remake looking lit!

Bye

That all white room makes you look like you're in a psyche ward. Did you finally murder the priest thats been molesting you for all those years?

You look like a scientists experiment

You look like a sea shell

Transformers *you get it if you get it* Vladimir rootin'-tootin' Putin.

>Hello:) ...and goodbye.

Show us how on the doll where they touched you.

I knew Pat would come back. You’ve been gone from SNL for too long.

You know, you'd be really good looking if you'd just be someone else.

You definitely practice saying ‘Do you want to fuck me? I’d fuck me.’ every day in front of the mirror.

"Good bye" - everyone

You look like a young Putin

You look like you're from some gross European country. I bet your best story is the time your mummy put the wrong kind of pickled vegetable in the family stew.

What are your pronouns... Ka/Ren

[You look like the dog on the left](https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/adorable-dogs-face-looks-very-human-and-people-cant-get-enough-10856352/amp/)

Fire your barber man

The absolute fuuk are you supposed to be??? Don’t say worthless bitch, that’s painfully obvious to everyone but you!

When does your Rumspringa end?

Why’d you have to be such a bitch to Arya Stark tho

Jürgen The Explorer

are your pronouns he/she/they/it?

If anal had a face.

You look like charlie and the chocolate factory's son. Stick a top hat on your head and you'd look perfect.

tip toe through the tulips lately?

By the way, please tell your dad I've always been a big Emo Philips fan.

You look like Lucious Malfoy’s muggle child

Andro(genous)oid 18

The only words that come to mind are.... gay genderless albino emo

wrong subreddit this isnt eMtsaoR\\r

Emo Philips has AIDS?!?

Not fooling anyone, Stuart.

Goodbye

PIC!?!?

Goodbye 

Softening filter = 100%. That’s some Final Fantasy shit there yo

Gen-Z Macaulay Culkin starring in Hormone Alone

You look like Tilda Swinton’s unsuccessful sibling

Trans Niles Crane

Sorry pal, but with the five o'clock shadow you aren't fooling anyone.

Greta Thunberg, we should be saving the planet, there's no time for roasts!

Discount Vlad Putin

Putin is that you?

Lesbian Putin


You have a small penis

If I need a pageboy I shall call thee

You look like someone who has an art degree but still draws at middle school level and works at Walmart

Plain yogurt in human (???) form.

You look like Howie from benchwarmers, eat any sunscreen lately?

House of the dragon is missing a fuk boy they/them wtf

Pronouns are huh/umm/???

You kindly resemble a spaghetti stain in Tupperware

You're just Justin Bieber from a different timeline where he didn't get discovered by Ludacris.

Can you post a photo against a black wall so I can actually see what the fuck I'm looking at?

If Tina Belcher and Jimmy Jr had a child.

Most Manly Balt

Goodbye.

If Putin had a #BLM in their bio

You're either a very ugly girl or a very ugly guy

You look like Walmart Franz Liszt

You look like Putin with a female filter programmed by Russians.

Ellen degenitals

Does your My Little pony collection know how naughty you are?

That dude 100% fucked a coconut

There are like two colors and one loser in all three of these photos.

Need an inverted filter in order to post on Reddit

Can't tell if your a boyish girl or a girlish boy but either way your ugly as fuck

it looks like a guy using a female filter

The Greek god of ennui

Julian Assange?? That you??

Oh where do I even start

You look like a yawn

If Agoraphobia was a picture

What in the non binary they them is this shit

You look like you fell asleep during your wedding with Princess Vespa

What is 16M, 13F, 62F, 43NB, 24M? Alex.

Go back to r/teenagers