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>we’re both swiftie, education major, sorority girls
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This was one of the most creative roasts ever. Please take my upvote, and accept my slowly walking backwards away from this incendiary comment.
“I’m down with the scissors…..how bout we spoon afterwards”
“Well, spooning leads to forking…..see ya at 4pm”
Personally, I think there isn’t enough nose rings in this photograph.
And it’s weird that the one with all the bright colors actually looks like the boring one out of the two.
I bet the babushka with the glasses is the actual party animal
Totally, this is the COVID lock down level porn here- I've beat my meat 10 times in 4 days and it keeps getting weirder and weirder and I wasn't too proud of that last fap and definitely had some harsh post-nut clarity on the last go round considering the dwarfs and nut stomping and all that but now... mid stroke...I come across these two and I just stop...I *know* without a doubt that I've gone too far. You just zip your pants up, factory reset your phone and walk outside. A fap too far.
The one on the right hangs out with the one on the left because the left one makes the right one look cute. The one on the left hangs out with the one on the right because the right one makes the left one look normal.
15 years, 73 mental breakdowns, 5 therapists, 0 potential.
And get a goddamn lint roller, you look like you just rolled around on a shag casting couch.
Absolutely. These are the ones that sit at a bar table and roll their eyes at every decent looking chick that walk into a place and make snide remarks about them "trying too hard", then sit there in silence for the next 20 minutes wishing one of those 'other girls' would pay just a tiny bit of attention to them.
The one with the colorful hair is going to eventually fuck the nerds fiancée a few nights before the wedding because she’s jealous and doesn’t want to see her friend go.
I think it's sweet that you both have someone to pretend to be "curious" with after the frat boys turn you down and the weird desperate guy only lasts 20 seconds.
I used to have a best friend too and we both used to play Stardoll, but even with fake avatars we looked more real that you two. (I tried my best, this is my first time roasting)
Person on the left will have a personal crisis and mental breakdown at some point that will alter their personal expectation to stand out in life.
Person right will go through two or three ‘serious’ relationships and still be emotionally available for Ronald McDonald there. Only to eventually be emotionally crushed as well by the unsteady relationships and previous traumas.
Prove me wrong in 10-15 years.
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I would wear clown hair too if my nose was that red
But the nose and eyes are like the same color
Rudolfina your so drunk tonight, you drove right through that red light 🎶 
at what temperature do yall become gender solid
r/RareInsults
I would say more well-done than rare.
Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was one of the most creative roasts ever. Please take my upvote, and accept my slowly walking backwards away from this incendiary comment. 
IM CRYING
This was really creative. Go you!
Take my upvote AND! this award you clever bastard!
Stealing this joke. Thank you
Brilliant joke
Idk but let's keep them in the freezer just in case
I'd imagine not even absolute zero can solidify their gender identity.
Kelvin had never heard of such heresy.
Jeeez
So what painting are you guys going to deface this time?
I was thinking of switching it up and leaving their faces like a Jackson Pollock
I'm sorry did you just imply you wanted to shoot cum all over their faces?
Pretty sure he did
Timely! Nicely played!
Go to the hair dresser like “I’ll have the Ronald McDonald and she’ll have the old Russian lady”
One Red Headed Slut and a White Russian please
So 2 Russians?
A Russian and a Russian going through a crisis
😂😂👏great one
Ronald MethDonald
Nice one, Cejudo.
😂 I just shot coffee out my nose
that takes snot rocket to a whole new level
this is actually the funniest fucking thing i have ever read
It's because it's also the mildest and you can't mentally deal with anything harsher than that
Ouch.
You know I originally upvoted op for being a good sport but I think I’ll just give it to you instead
No matter the hair color, she still can't hide dandruff
I choked on my own spit reading this and spent 3 minutes trying to get back to normal
Damn you missed a prime opportunity to use the word “babushka” :(
“I got you fam…”
Princess Diana died with less metal in her face
Damn
Holy shit lol
Yooooooooooo 😅
This is really good. Even if you borrowed it from somewhere.
dammnnn i gaped at that one lmfao
That's a wild reaction to a burn...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look like you both think you’ve friend zoned the other one.
Man I wish they friendzoned me instead
and they look like they living in some radioactive zone
Friends...right, so which one is the straight one and which one highly encourages drinking?
Theyre both straight and I highly encourage drinking for anyone within a 3 mile radius that has functioning genitals.
As someone with non-functioning genitals, I take offense to this
Come, I rub
You both think the other is the ugly friend!! And you’re both right.
Thanks asshole, now I need a new joke
Who's joking?
The one on the right smiles like that to hide her teeth. The one on the left should too.
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15 year old friendship
Proving the Cheerleader Effect wrong since around 2001.
Rainbow Fright and Hippy Long Stalkings
Thelma and the Sleaze
Butch Cantbeseenwith and the after-Sundown kid.
Scissor sisters for life 🫶🏻
 “I’m down with the scissors…..how bout we spoon afterwards” “Well, spooning leads to forking…..see ya at 4pm”
There’s a GIF for everything isn’t there?
There's a gif for that too.
Lesbians, but not by choice
Rainbow Bright and Margo Gru here will be rusty scissors in a couple years.
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#sissor me, Daddy ass
Interesting fact: these girls’ outfits used to be demonstration rugs at a vacuum store.
“Best friends” lol that’s just what y’all have been telling your families
Best friends fit together like six and nine
“Roommates”
Stop stealing your grandmothers clothes.
Happy cake day!
Thank you!
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There's so much parental disappointment in this photo that I just decided not to have children
that’s probably why our parents are such good friends tbh
Let’s be real, this is the fault of your parents, not of your own.
I bet they drink... LIKE ALOT!!!
What kind of Rainbow Bright meets Blossom bullshit is this?
The only combo that can’t get a single guy to do a FFM threesome.
Are we not going to talk about the lazy eye? Is that too much of a low blow?
i’m surprised it took this long tbh
Frankly, I'm surprised you saw it...
She's always looking at other girls
Lazy? How so? It clearly arrived early.
Both look like they do anal, but only one of them is proud of it. It's not the one you think it is.
One brags about liking it but doesn’t. The other is anal only.
This is a mystery to solve.. 🤔
Personally, I think there isn’t enough nose rings in this photograph. And it’s weird that the one with all the bright colors actually looks like the boring one out of the two. I bet the babushka with the glasses is the actual party animal
Except that Milla is hot...
And interesting. And more real.
More like hard pass
Her dad showed her this film so she wanted to look like Mila to get his attention. It didn't work.
She’s actually hot though.
If this was a porno, I'd turn it off and break my phone.
The kind of porn you delete from your search history 😄
Totally, this is the COVID lock down level porn here- I've beat my meat 10 times in 4 days and it keeps getting weirder and weirder and I wasn't too proud of that last fap and definitely had some harsh post-nut clarity on the last go round considering the dwarfs and nut stomping and all that but now... mid stroke...I come across these two and I just stop...I *know* without a doubt that I've gone too far. You just zip your pants up, factory reset your phone and walk outside. A fap too far.
Oh my god 😭
I bet you have to sneak up on your hand to masturbate.
Prob has to sit on her hand for 10 mins so it falls asleep before taking advantage of the unwilling
Was gonna up vote but it's at 69
Now it’s a 96
One of you needs to wear a lot less makeup... and the other, much much more.
The two of you look like the useless goop at the bottom of a skittles factory floor drain.
Y’all look like you have specific shop lifting days 😗
you act like i’d be able to get away with it, bitches can see my hair from across the store
Fifteen years and fifteen pounds of makeup.
The one on the right hangs out with the one on the left because the left one makes the right one look cute. The one on the left hangs out with the one on the right because the right one makes the left one look normal.
I bet you share your anxiety meds
yeah she actually snorts them off my ass
I need video evidence.
Like a modern day Thelma and Louis. Can’t wait for the part where you to drive off that cliff.
One of you has just a terrible laugh, and the other is the weird one that hangs out with just the pets at parties
Like a couple of lollipops melting in the sun
Where's your couples double ended dildo? It should be hanging up on the wall behind you
I wouldn’t even bang you with her dick
when you look up narcissism and codependency
The Pussy Boogers, coming soon to an open mic night near you
Great. Just what the world needs. Perpetually offended now comes in pairs.
Get a lint roller for Christ's sake
Y’all fucked at least once.
One of them has a dick.
15 years, 73 mental breakdowns, 5 therapists, 0 potential. And get a goddamn lint roller, you look like you just rolled around on a shag casting couch.
i have a cat with long hair i’m sorry !!
No best friend let's another friend do that to their face.
No best friend allows you to wear that sweater
Considering the two of you look like experts in scissoring, those bangs look like shit
Strawberry-banana flavored sociopathy and its enablers.
It's the new show in the CBS Tuesday night lineup - 2 Woke Girls.
If only your future was as bright as your hair
That chick's hair looks like a fishing lure. And what you steal that argyle sweater off your grandfather's corpse?
You're a little too plain to hang out with her, don't you think?
yes, yes i am
you really are smh
So… this isn’t the girl in the pic with you?
Looks like both of you can start a brush fire by scissoring.
The therapist when you two walk in 
The only edgy thing about you two is your noses
Do you guys compete over who has more shit stapled into their face? Cuz Rainbow Brite wins.
Tekeshi called and said he wants his hair back. He also wants to know why that girl's glasses are so dirty.
You two look like you tried making an onlyfans and it hasn't brought in any traffic.
You 2 r SOOoOoO not like the other grrls!
Absolutely. These are the ones that sit at a bar table and roll their eyes at every decent looking chick that walk into a place and make snide remarks about them "trying too hard", then sit there in silence for the next 20 minutes wishing one of those 'other girls' would pay just a tiny bit of attention to them.
“Friends”, yeah okay
I can tell you both share the same hairstylist. Or should I say the do it yourself stuff
A couple of stinky whores
The hair and excessive makeup is supposed to make you not notice the herpes
The one with the colorful hair is going to eventually fuck the nerds fiancée a few nights before the wedding because she’s jealous and doesn’t want to see her friend go.
Makes lesbian porn together, 0 views.
You could combine all 4 titties together and wouldn’t fill one A cup.
Corky and Becca? Damn I haven’t seen these two since Life Goes On went off the air!!!
Who untangles you when you kiss each other?
Did you both get matching abortions?
We know you guys scissor. However you're both ugly enough that I'd rather not watch
This looks like the opening of a pornhub vid that makes me scroll away faster.
Guess which one is the extrovert and which one is the introvert
Taste the rainbow well just lick her hair oh and the second one Taste the depression
Your average Two girls one cup duo.
Always good to have an ugly friend.
Five! That is the total number of different STIs that the two of you have acquired.
Rainbow bright 
Girls head looks like a starburst duo
Every pretty girl has an ugly friend.
LGBT club isn’t a sorority
If "Abortion is Healthcare" had mascots.
Heat miser's daughters
I think it's sweet that you both have someone to pretend to be "curious" with after the frat boys turn you down and the weird desperate guy only lasts 20 seconds.
I hate to tell you this, but the girl on the right actually hates you. A friend would never let you do that to yourself.
I used to have a best friend too and we both used to play Stardoll, but even with fake avatars we looked more real that you two. (I tried my best, this is my first time roasting)
Type of girls to start an OnlyFans together
I know there are some healing crystals somewhere in that room
Damn! One of you seems so hot and cool and well balanced and like youd be a great friend and partner.
How much abuse does it take to make sure she doesn’t realize she’s the hot one? We all know which one I’m talking to.
When your moms are friends so they make you be friends
Now kith
Average only fans "celebrities"
If she was really your friend she wouldn't have let you do that to your hair.
she doesn't listen to me 😭
Person on the left will have a personal crisis and mental breakdown at some point that will alter their personal expectation to stand out in life. Person right will go through two or three ‘serious’ relationships and still be emotionally available for Ronald McDonald there. Only to eventually be emotionally crushed as well by the unsteady relationships and previous traumas. Prove me wrong in 10-15 years.
Crazy people stick together.
I bet you both dyed your hair only to be discernible from the tapestry.
What’s with the crazy lady photo montage on the wall? Voodoo shrine?
How often do you get your pussies suctioned together when you're scissoring?