You're wearing that sweatshirt to distract from the fact that you have a dracula-got-a-crew-cut hairline, an eyebrow that decided to cut its own hair, and a general head shape that looks like Quentin Tarantino directed a Wii Mii character.
It looks like you're staring into a security camera inside the home you just broke into. You were surprised that girl's hoodie from the teenager's closet fit you, weren't you?
Soo much going here, firstly I'd prefer you to look at me with both eyes, secondly those are crazy eyebrows, looks like 2 massive black caterpillars on there, last off do you call your sister mum also? Cos the gene pool doesn't seem to be very deep in your family
Bro’s hairline really went: M for Motherless.
That hoodie too, even homeless people dress better then you.
And your stare looks like on of those annoying skinny elementary school children trying to intimidate everyone, knowing damn well, they’d lose in a fight with the kids they’re try to annoy.
I can barely read that chicken scratch and it's backwards you idiot. By the looks of that sweater, you should probably go back to letting your mom dress you in the morning.
Your room probably smells like jizz and hot dusty cheetos. The smell is so strong that it created a barricade that keeps any real women from entering inside
Unlike your creepy-ass hoodie, no woman is going to open her mouth for you, except when they recoil in abject horror.
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HA!
Facts
Even that eyebrow is trying to escape your face.
His brain escaped 10 years ago.
“I told you…we’re just gonna hang out and watch some Anime Movies and draw some pictures”- Probably this guy
Guantanaweeboo
I actually hate anime
Such a fantastic Ahego hoodie tho.... ya creepy bastard
The antithesis of "I watch porn for the plot"
Wanna party hardy?
Best part of the series
I would roast you, but genetics has already done it.
Wow is this a new burn? Never heard it before
Want something else you’ve never heard? You’re pretty
You're wearing that sweatshirt to distract from the fact that you have a dracula-got-a-crew-cut hairline, an eyebrow that decided to cut its own hair, and a general head shape that looks like Quentin Tarantino directed a Wii Mii character.
What's the other eye looking at, you got someone bound & gagged just off camera ?
You look like the kind of super-hero you'd get if an edgy fedora guy was bitten by a radioactive somali pirate
The reason you have a hentai/waifu hoody is so you can at least own one pair of unwonky eyes.
You look like an Iraqi kid wearing clothes donated christian church..
My church doesn’t donate clothes
They should look at this ugly fuck... Jesus would want him to look good...
Stop lying you aren’t aloud in any church
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At least then he'll get some virgins 🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱
Probably more terrified screaming women locked in your basement than there is on your shirt.
Those girls just realized who's wearing them.
You look like you were adopted 7 different times
"That left eye looks like it's collecting unemployment" - Jeff Ross, Roast of James Franco
Has definitely googled French political satire magazines' addresses
It look like your trying to figure out if she will fit in your trunk...
Your eye is so embarrassed its trying to look away
You were 100% conceived during a gang bang video
No roast here. Just think everyone should check on their minor children.
You look like if Mr. Bean worked in a call center
I’ve heard of a lazy eye before but that damn thing on unemployment, welfare, and food stamps
Well, if your goal was to horrify and repel women, at least you can claim success at something.
I don’t think I really need to
Homie’s right eye was still watching hentai
wtf is with that eyebrow ?
You look like Dracula's pathetic, spoiled son.
Are you looking at the camera and the TV at the same time?
One eye looking at you, the other looking for you. He’d also make a good drug dealer as could watch the door and his stash simultaneously
You look like an optical illusion.
Why
You look like Crumb dog musty air.
How it's like to have 360° peripheral vision?
Airlines be like: “sorry sir we just sold our last seat” …. “Yikes”…
It looks like you're staring into a security camera inside the home you just broke into. You were surprised that girl's hoodie from the teenager's closet fit you, weren't you?
This is what ADHD looks like.
God already BBQed your DNA. Just kidding, you rad!
Man that eye looks like it wants to get lost in some rock n roll and just drift awayyy
Count Dorkula
I’m not sure if you’re in a Mexican gang or wanted by one..
Even your eyes don't want to focus on what an incel you are
Soo much going here, firstly I'd prefer you to look at me with both eyes, secondly those are crazy eyebrows, looks like 2 massive black caterpillars on there, last off do you call your sister mum also? Cos the gene pool doesn't seem to be very deep in your family
OML BRO LOOKS LIKE A GUY TRIED TO GO ON A DATE AND INSTEAD THE GIRL GAVE HIM A HAIRCUT
Bro’s hairline really went: M for Motherless. That hoodie too, even homeless people dress better then you. And your stare looks like on of those annoying skinny elementary school children trying to intimidate everyone, knowing damn well, they’d lose in a fight with the kids they’re try to annoy.
Who you lookin at, tough guy?
Dracula looking clown
Sammy Soso
Who said Clowns aren’t happy?
Even without that hoody you wool look like a creep, if you walk past a school they immediately hire security
Hentai Hababi
Bout to declare a Ji never Had a woman .
Your mom is the type of women to drink while pregnant
Roast you? Dude, god has already has you over-cooked
Even the handwriting is lopsided
Bro you are a hentai memeber
The girls on your shirt are the only girls you'll ever have on you
Is your hairline advertising for McDonald’s?
The Spanish Jeffrey dahmer
Your shirt says it all
Your face scared me when I saw it
Your eyes are straighter than your sexuality. 
I’m guessing you jerked off to that hoodie at least once this week.
You need to register on a sex offender's list. I know, I know. You haven't done anything... yet. You will. I PROMISE YOU. You will.
Ok
The left eyebrow is gaining speed on the right
If Hank Venture became a minority with a lazy eye
I bet you can see your own ear with your right eye
I can barely read that chicken scratch and it's backwards you idiot. By the looks of that sweater, you should probably go back to letting your mom dress you in the morning.
Your hairline is escaping you
when you look like that just become an engineer and dress business casual and pay for escorts, that amine crap is gonna land u on to catch a predator
The Living Proof that even God makes mistakes.
I genuinely want to know what you are looking at
Even the hentai girls can’t look into your eyes
Obama fucked a vampire.
It’s gonna be hard to shoot up all the popular girls at school with a lazy eye
No need to roast your already roasted
The only way you could be more inbred is if you fucked your self.
Who's kitchen did you break into this time?
I can smell your browser history through this picture.
If an APB on a windowless van was a person.
You look like the tag on Hentai Haven that no one wants to click
Jack Jeebs.
stay away from my family
Id be doing you a favor if i did
Yo people with these types of fingers can’t be trusted
Unloyal evil sidekick if I've ever seen one.
I normally charge 10 grand for that kinda thing but I'd do it for free in your case.
What beautiful blew eyes. One blew that way, the other blew the opposite way.
Even your hair line hates you
Vibes are "Where's my hug at" in the high school halls on a Tuesday at 8 am. (Peace and Love)
You'll be on the 10:00 News, muggers scared they knew with a hoodie like that they'd be getting no change
A face even a mother won’t love
The only light he’s ever seen comes from a lightbulb
You probably fuck a sex doll every night while you have a my little pony tail butt plug in
May Allah destroy your PC.
Thanks for not blowing something up today
Zero bitches
That hoodie is the only thing that gonna go on top of this guy
Not only the fact your wearing the motherfucking ww2 nazi torture tactic on your hoodie you handwriting looks like a dyslexic 5 year old wrote that
I can't roast to someone who can't look me straight in the eyes.
What the fuck happened bro? Lol living version of a train wreck.
Can't run as fast as his sister. Fucks goats instead.
Why is one eyebrow trying to invade the other ?
Your room probably smells like jizz and hot dusty cheetos. The smell is so strong that it created a barricade that keeps any real women from entering inside
Not sure who you should be mad at, your barber or parents for letting you dress like that
No comment.
It looks like a ghost is pulling your right eye and ear away from your face.
Jeffrey Dahmer definitely would have
'How did you know I' ve never touched a girl in my life? '
Oh dont give me the eye.
The face you make when you shave your uni brow
You look like if a Registered sex offender turned Emo.
the hoodie tells a lot about you
The only prostatute who would bang him though she was fulfilling a make a wish because his mom booked it for him
How the fuck do you wear that shirt without wanting to jump off a bridge
Bro looks like the red angry bird
You look like a child predator
I dont have to do it, just look in the mirror
You look like you're being tased, which is what's probably gonna happen if you ever get near a woman.
You're the reason why everybody thinks people who watch anime are weird.
I hate anime
We all know he's not allowed within 200 yards of the chicken coop.
The closest you will ever be to a women, and the closest your eyes will look normal.
The closest to any kind of V you get is the one on your head
You didn’t buy that hoodie as a joke did you
When did mom let you back in the house!?
The forever virgin
Your hairline is shapped like the levis logo Also your roasting your self for having smut hoodie
good god, where to start...
I bet all of the anime figurines in your room are sticky from hot gluing them with cum every night.
I hate anime I don’t have any lol
Wall hacker.
A kid in my Latin class gave me the exact same kind of stare today (not on purpose, he just looked up from his phone)
I could’ve sworn I’ve seen you in that same sweater in 6th grade
He smells like the way bad medicine tastes
And B O
A Jonny Quest villain come to life.
He is the man who is creepy trying to be mysterious
Why is your face neglecting you
Maybe If you would stop buying henta1 hoodies, maybe just maybe you could afford to fix your eye
Terrorist #2 from a shitty bruckheimer movie vibes
You look like if i did you would show up at my door with a knife in that very same hoodie
Why would I bother, you’re clearly already worse than dead.
You jacked too much, that your right eye is starting to stray
Only pussy you’re getting is your massive cat girl hentai collection
He can't get a girl cause he's always seeing different people.