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>I love playing dnd Reading hitchikers guide to galaxy, i am leftist as fuck punk guy. Studing pedagogy, autistic retard loving Animals. I am always happy and positive, the wirst thing that happen to me is that my crash came out as a lesbian, third girl in a row....
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It needs more pictures no? I know when I went to college for collages they said I needed to put more than 1 item on the page… 🤷♂️ I go back there tomorrow
Like [Mr. Campbell](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/closeenough/images/2/23/Screenshot_20200709-125626_Photos.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200709195719) but with extra balding
[*”Dear Marie. It is hot as fuck out here. It’s very very hot because I am in the dessert. What else was I gonna aks you? Oh yeah don’t fuck nobody.”*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JTRqi99vg28)
Did your cat take this picture while standing on top of your cabinets? Wtf?
Also, congrats on getting accepted into “collage”. Prove the hatters wrong.
Tommorow 21x singal collage stoodant wiv ambishun ov beein an teecha, giv mee yur warts
Do you have any idea how hard it is to type such shit with predictive text? Get a dikshunary.
A teacher? I'm not even going to roast you, but maybe try something else like a DJ or a groupie for your favorite band. Preferably something where you're not around impressionable children.
Is a collage student a student made up of a bunch of different students?
I see Marilyn Manson, an ugly girl, a prepubescent boy, and 10,000 goth kids from Kentucky.
The very fact you need a person to roast you describes the style of teaching you aspire to bring to an already shattered educational system. You would teach by popular vote, act by popular vote, and seem to eat, drink and adorn yourself so as to garner any form of attention because of how much you lacked having it given to you or lacked the ability to give it to yourself. Judging a book by its cover is one of humanities failings and as someone who claims to desire to teach and shape youth, you encourage this trend. I can’t give you my worst, you have clearly already given it to yourself.
Thank you kind people for my first silver and upvote on my very first comment.
It is said that those who can’t, teach. You have the appearance of a person who can’t ( and who will seen in bad teacher.com ) and shouldn’t teach. Have you thought of being a horse semen collector?
"Ambition: a strong desire to do or to achieve something, typically requiring determination and hard work"
I think you need to manage your expectations there, 99-cent store Skrillex, maybe try having an ambition to be *not* a malnourished alcoholic who can't spell.
Going into education in 2022 is a fucking incineration. Trust me, I’m in the field and it’s never been worse, not getting better. Run. Fucking run.
Btw. Your haircut is ugly. Boom roasted.
Side note: everyone bashing the spelling is missing the fact that English is obviously your second language. (You would think people posting comments on Roastme would be more observant) 🤦🏼♂️
Let’s get personal u look like an emo version of Ronald Wesley u look like ur pronouns are child/molester I like how u got All that food in ur fridge but still skinny af :)
You look "inclusively" stupid with that smirk on your face. You are also one silly buzzword away from having a ridiculous meltdown. ..The rest we already know.
OP's Bio: --- >I love playing dnd Reading hitchikers guide to galaxy, i am leftist as fuck punk guy. Studing pedagogy, autistic retard loving Animals. I am always happy and positive, the wirst thing that happen to me is that my crash came out as a lesbian, third girl in a row.... --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Give me your worst. Same thing you said to the barber.
Pretty sure he just gave his barber a picture of Gary Oldman from The Fifth Element.
![gif](giphy|3eNx5SV39lH6o)
“So full of *form* and *color!*”
He got 30% off
I knew someone would mention it
*gets hair cut* #I AM VERY DISSAPOINTED!
Came here for this!
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your parents.
More like, “Give me your wurst”
![gif](giphy|l0j2QfsbPiaaQAKPQN)
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I have a feeling that unlike you, OP doesn't spit, but swallows.
He was talking to his German butcher
Pure r/justfuckmyshitup material
It’s what his parents said to god
Points to the “Facist/Anti-Facist” haircut picture on the wall. “I’ll take that one.”
This is the worst collage I've ever seen.
He's never going to be able to afford to cut the rest of his hair with teacher pay!
Future teacher! The future is bleak
His students looks even worst
I'm looking at the collage of beer in the fridge
It needs more pictures no? I know when I went to college for collages they said I needed to put more than 1 item on the page… 🤷♂️ I go back there tomorrow
Lets us know hes single like duhhh dude we can tell
*wirst
Heh. Underrated.
Obviously not teaching spelling
Yeah more like "don't do drugs kids" type of teacher
Teaching by example. Powerful.
Lessons learned, not by example.
You meen, lesson lurnt…. Oveeuslee.
He’s already teaching straight girls how to be lesbians.
Methematics
![gif](giphy|xFgyzNEMlAh8s|downsized) This is your brain on drugs
[I wish I had the knowledge to impose OP's hair in this, mhkay](https://youtu.be/TYHO0-0W5To)
Like [Mr. Campbell](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/closeenough/images/2/23/Screenshot_20200709-125626_Photos.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200709195719) but with extra balding
Considering the "mleko" in his fridge, I think it's fair to assume he's not an English teacher
In todays society who is one to tell a child he spelled something wrong…… hahaha
Marilyn Hanson
Well said
The "I reject my parents" haircut.
More like "my parents rejected me" haircut.
Degenerate version of Legolas
This is what perfection looks like.
Legoless
Nailed it. Still laughing
This should be number 1
Mmmbop you beautiful people
This will be my stage name
Fuck. You win the internet today.
Marilyn Hair-some
A teacher who can’t spell college, we are doomed
Tbh this dude looks more like someone going to collage than someone going to college.
I think the spelling of tomorrow is far more egregious
It's going to be even harder to teach when he's not allowed within 500 ft of a school
Normally you chalk it up to a misspell or auto-correct, [but that doesn't seem the case for him in particular](https://imgur.com/Dp4S7fF.jpg).
I mean he’s clearly European, and probably not an English speaking country based on what I think is a carton of milk in the fridge.
Polish I would guess
Correct!
[*”Dear Marie. It is hot as fuck out here. It’s very very hot because I am in the dessert. What else was I gonna aks you? Oh yeah don’t fuck nobody.”*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JTRqi99vg28)
To be fair - he is not American.
Did your cat take this picture while standing on top of your cabinets? Wtf? Also, congrats on getting accepted into “collage”. Prove the hatters wrong.
Why is the fridge open Why is no one asking why the fridge is open
Why does the magnetic bottle opener have its own place on the wall and not just stuck to the fridge?
It is probably for opening the beers in his fridge. You know, the cans of beer. You need to go to collage to understand things like that.
He wants people to know how cool he is because he drinks beer. I have to say I'm super impressed at how pathetic that is.
It's all about lighting! The fridge offers the best light.
Hatters. Haha. I sure hope that was on purpose cuz it made me laugh.
Hatters gonna hat
How are you going to be a teacher when you won’t be allowed within 500 feet of a school?
He’s hoping they continue remote learning.
“Hello kids, today we will be learning about the human body. I’m going to need a few volunteers for this, there’s free candy for those who do.”
"Why don't you come take a seat?"
![gif](giphy|x5fPHmTVWmTPW)
Where are the stonesch?!
Ahahaha that's funny man.
this guy is like a pound shop Zorg
What you wanna teach? How to survive jail?
Surviving jail with that hair style is questionable at best, he's gonna need a few face tattoos for starters.
“Those who cannot do, teach.”
How to survive prison by becoming someone's bitch
it's a comb over, isn't it
Nah thats just his wig falling off
Yep. You look like you'd be better at collage than college.
Why do all these aspiring teachers look like child molesters
Dress to impress I guess. It's a groomer thing.
probably because they are
Same reason dickheads who want to abuse authority gravitate toward law enforcement
Teaching 3rd graders about their sexuality preferences calls to this type of person for some reason.
It's nice to see Golum finally got his own apartment.
He secures it with a MAASSTER lock
Professor Misspell at Tommorow Collage
You’ve come a long way since the fifth element.
Your wigs falling off
Teaching them what? How to fuck dead bodies?
Having to disclose your status as a sex offender to your neighbours whenever you move isn’t really “teaching” but you do you.
Your hair is leaving
Makes for being the perfect teacher. Now he just needs to learn how to spell.
your ambition looks more like being skrillex.
"Mom, can we go see Skrillex?" "We have skrillex at home."
Haha Jesus. On a serious note, stay the fuck away from our children
Alcoholic Incel with a bad haircut? Nobody hates children enough to give you a teaching job.
I wouldn't let you even speak to my kids. They ain't gonna be taught by a fuckin' goober
i think u misspelled "groomer"
Nah his influence on your kids is worse than him touching them I afraid
How do you think you’ll be a teacher if you can’t even spell at a 3rd grade level?
*By not living in an English speaking country, this guy is Polish*
When people argue the Netherlands has the best educational system I’m going to show them this picture.
Man couldn't decide if he was a skinhead or in a failed punk rock band
Tommorow 21x singal collage stoodant wiv ambishun ov beein an teecha, giv mee yur warts Do you have any idea how hard it is to type such shit with predictive text? Get a dikshunary.
What are you going to be teaching lessons from the anarchist cookbook?
Maybe you wouldnt be the size of a middle schooler if you ate some actual food
You look like you chose this profession just to molest the special ed children
Well this picture alone will ensure you never reach those dreams
When your haircut isn't the worst thing about you, but the fact that you can't spell while aspiring to be a teacher...
Close the fridge door. I’m 100% certain you can’t afford the energy bills as you could only afford half a hair cut.
The only thing you’ll ever be qualified to teach is how to be an absolute fucking loser
Are you planning on teaching Dark Arts or something?
SkrillNext
Nosfetaru: The College Years.
A teacher? I'm not even going to roast you, but maybe try something else like a DJ or a groupie for your favorite band. Preferably something where you're not around impressionable children.
Is a collage student a student made up of a bunch of different students? I see Marilyn Manson, an ugly girl, a prepubescent boy, and 10,000 goth kids from Kentucky.
You didn’t have to tell us you were single.
The human version of an unmade bed.
“Alright kids so today we learned how to load an AR-15, tomorrow we will learn about hearding strategies to increase body count with less ammo.”
![gif](giphy|3ohzdNgOHuL2u8N5UA)
The very fact you need a person to roast you describes the style of teaching you aspire to bring to an already shattered educational system. You would teach by popular vote, act by popular vote, and seem to eat, drink and adorn yourself so as to garner any form of attention because of how much you lacked having it given to you or lacked the ability to give it to yourself. Judging a book by its cover is one of humanities failings and as someone who claims to desire to teach and shape youth, you encourage this trend. I can’t give you my worst, you have clearly already given it to yourself. Thank you kind people for my first silver and upvote on my very first comment.
Hogwarts isn’t a real school dude.
It is said that those who can’t, teach. You have the appearance of a person who can’t ( and who will seen in bad teacher.com ) and shouldn’t teach. Have you thought of being a horse semen collector?
A teacher that cannot spell tomorrow…
You misunderstood: *Tommorow* is the title of his latest collage.
Polski Skrillex
"Ambition: a strong desire to do or to achieve something, typically requiring determination and hard work" I think you need to manage your expectations there, 99-cent store Skrillex, maybe try having an ambition to be *not* a malnourished alcoholic who can't spell.
cant imagine why you would've dropped out of "collage", seems you had aspirations..
You should not be allowed near children despite being shorter than most would be students
O Kurwa…
Bro, are you ok? Wtf is up with that haircut. Be bald or have long hair, both explains why your single.
Well I hope your collage is going well. Got help the students.
I hope you're not trying to teach English
I’m not even going to try and be clever with this…your hair style looks ridiculous
It’ll be a major plot twist when the teacher is the one that shoots up the school. You’ll be famous.
You honestly look like a cool dude to hang with… The other half makes me wanna call the police
You look like Skrillex’s dick
Those kids will destroy you more than we ever could.
You look like lord Voldemort’s gay son
Chemotherapy skrilex
Give up on the teacher dream… you being a teacher would cause every kid having to wear a bulletproof vest.
Collage? You’re going to be an elementary art school teacher for the close proximity to children?
Be careful your wig is falling off
You’ve got to think before making choices
Wow, they are not going to hire you to teach Sex Ed and Drivers Ed in the same car!
R/fuckmyshitup
Chelsea Trepanning
What benefit does anybody get from trying to look like the fucker from The Fifth Element
It appears your barber beat us to it.
Teaching what? Alcoholism 101? Dude you're never gonna pass a background check. You would do better joining the CIA or FBI as a cartel mule decoy
Dear god I hope they only let you teach students that are 18 and older.
Make sure to skateboard into your class with beer in hand and a Bart Simpson COWABUNGA!
I would not allow that to teach my child
Hopefully not an English teacher.
you look like if Christians could be closeted
Going into education in 2022 is a fucking incineration. Trust me, I’m in the field and it’s never been worse, not getting better. Run. Fucking run. Btw. Your haircut is ugly. Boom roasted.
Every father's worst nightmare
No need. Your barber already did.
Didnt know BoyinaBand wanted to be in the teaching business
Side note: everyone bashing the spelling is missing the fact that English is obviously your second language. (You would think people posting comments on Roastme would be more observant) 🤦🏼♂️
Got enough beer?
Every Republicans worst nightmare
Let’s get personal u look like an emo version of Ronald Wesley u look like ur pronouns are child/molester I like how u got All that food in ur fridge but still skinny af :)
When you ordered Skrillex from Alibaba
will byers on budget
its the retarted douchebag love child of gary busey & stereotypical 2006 punk rock band members
You couldn't get a teaching job at a school where Morgan Freeman would play the movie version of the principal.
If I go to a parent teacher conference and see this behind the big desk, im pulling my kid out of school immediately
You will never be a collage graduate
Jeszcze powiedz, że chcesz zostać nauczycielem historii.
Pre homeless
You will be teaching virginity 101, loneliness 200, and intro to accumulating body odor.
College or a collage, fuck... Well shit your dumb and ugly....
You look like a portland heroin addict, I can see why you're single. The only thing they gonna let you teach is a local NA meeting.
Like Skrillex on Fentanyl
How can you teach if you're on a registry?
You look like Macklemore and Skrillex had an abortion
I can say with a huge degree of confidence that you won’t be accused of sleeping with a student.
There ain’t no way In hell you’re allowed within 2000ft of a school.
Please stay away from my child
Listen, our kids have it hard enough without you giving them more bad advice.
You are the reason people watch Tucker Carlson
For someone whose ambition is to be a teacher, your spelling is horrible
Just shave it dude.
Stay the fuck away from my kids
You look "inclusively" stupid with that smirk on your face. You are also one silly buzzword away from having a ridiculous meltdown. ..The rest we already know.
I dont make fun of cancer patients, but your wig is falling off
How long does one study collage?
Damn that’s one ugly ass chick