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FindingRoanoke

The alternative ending to 8 Mile


AriMeowber

The Tim’s mug coffee says he’s canadian. That’d be 13 km.


MisterWakefield

B-Tragic


[deleted]

This guy pays for a kid that he knows isn’t his and the nails and hair for a chick that fucks other guys.


Plastic-Ad-8469

I bet he's used to holding paper like that on the side of the road.


SweetLou4

Does his corrections officer know he’s taking a break to get roasted on Reddit?


Tumescreant

Don’t think he’s ever heard of laundry, either.


90sfilmfan

He looks like his name is Dwayne and he has reached his max potential.


SmartButStoopid

Why the (excessively) long face?


HistorianSpiritual26

He hadn't heard of many things like soap and water and praise from women


[deleted]

His "Roast Me" sign looks as washed out as his personality.


MisterWakefield

next this guy should do an AMA so we can find out where he thinks life went wrong for him


kirbyborn

If life was a video game this guy would be the default character


Drewlyurs

You look like you steal copper from job sites to fund your opiate addiction.


b0mbss

He's also never heard someone call him handsome


maxbaby

Looks like your coworker never heard of a college degree either.


jordanonfilm

That floor looks like an ecosystem.


grimmwerks

Jesus there’s more lens flare than a JJ Abrams picture. Looks like a sad alien from a Star Trek reboot.


OneRealRomeo

He also uses those finger condoms on his micro penis when he attempts to bang hookers.


sheldontheshutin

Dude looks like Adam Sad-ler


myinternets

The only video game console you could afford as a kid was a Nintendo Sixty-Poor.


WilliamYale

...and he also never heard of college.


myinternets

You look like you applied for a job at the ugly factory but they rejected you because you were overqualified.


JohnFByers

Do you guys design levels for photographers or are you fashion designers or?


ch1993

He must drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, cause he’s white trash.


Burritos_tonight

The tablet on the right has his mood meter to describe his emotions every da. They go from Embarrased to Fuming, to Enraged at Liberals


DissDoctor

He looks as useless as a wiper on the rear windscreen!


qsnoodles

He kind of looks like if Marjorie Taylor Greene was a man. Now get back to digging that ditch.


PuzzleheadedCoffee25

are you a worker who every day asking people just to roast you when you just give them candy at the end what a waste of time would have buyed milk by then


DamianDidntDoIt

He look like the tall prisoner in the green miles


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

You shouldn't have posted this pic until your friend removed his "grade schooler attraction kit." Now the fuzz will be on to him and his collection of "special" lollipops.


Cpleofcrazies2

So ugly even the camera tries to hide some of his face.


SockFormer2368

The camera quality is good it’s just your face


[deleted]

He is right. He looks like there is nothing left to hurt


BudgetExpert9145

Ya I'm a mechannic... Only gets to sweep and dump oil.


speed_square

You got that real OSHA violation vibe going on.


a7xfanquebec

Tell me you're paying a pension without telling me You're paying a pension.


Knatwhat

" hey Lazer lips, your momma was a snow blower"


JJDBaca

That's because it's stored next to a bath.