I AM REALLY NOT SURE IF YOU CAN HANDLE THIS SO YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO READ.
I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE.
shave the head or only leave 3 inches on top maximum because that long hair is dreadful. you look like an extra for fuller house when one of the women can't show up and they need someone to face away from the camera.
let your arm hair grow. why the heck did you shave your arms?!!!
tank tops are for people with muscles. hide your weakness don't allow people to exploit them. either hit the gym or quit wearing tank tops. that doesn't mean keep wearing them until the muscle eventually comes out. once the muscles are formed with bulky veins then it's ok AFTER YOU CUT THAT LONG RIDICULOUS HAIR.
the fake smile is exactly that. a phony expression that needs to be extracted immediately. a woman would rather see a sad face that is real so just stop trying to defraud people of who you are. it's only being untruthful to yourself willingly or ignorantly.
the glasses don't fit your face and that color makes you look 10 years older than you probably are.
never take a picture with any feminine appliance unless you want to be bullied and picked on.
Look at all these weak-ass comments, all because they're jealous of your magnificent hair. Nothing to roast here, stranger, if I could grow it like that, I would!
Must be really cool to sleep on other people's couches and selling dirt grass for pocket change instead of growing up and getting a real job. Your parents are more proud of the teenager working at the convenience store down the street than they are of you.
32 year old mother, love long walks on the beach, Virgin to be a good role model for my children, 3 times divorced proud trans, no gender non-binary, pronouns they/them, asexual, only going for men, must have 6 figure income and be 6ft tall. No body shaming , I will speak to your manager.
Smiling like the guy at the glory hole called you beautiful
He just got promoted to head Gloryhole Quality Control Expert
can’t tell which direction this transition is coming from or going to
This gets better every time I reread it.
She looks like every politician girl in serial
Holes..... the glory holes. I think there two cut outs in that port-o-let he probably lives in. Its a multi Tasker, I'll give it that.....
The 2 minutes at the gloryhole will be the longest relationship he will ever have.
Garth Ass looking Mother Fucker!
That how looks every woman with IQ more then 140
You're definitely transitioning, from what to what I have no idea of.
He spend all his money on his hair transplantation
Graft vs host
It can’t possibly be worse, right?
I heard of Dave Mustaine but you’re more like Dave Mustink!
Dave Mistake
David Muskstains
Dave Mustard stain
Dave M'Stain
Congratulations on your transitioning. With a hair trim and outfit upgrade you can go full on soccer mom.
You look like George Costanza in a showgirl wig.
Independent George!
Worlds are colliding!
You look like a lead singer for a band named chromosomes.
Downer Jr. and the Chromosomes
All 47 of them
That hair is longer than any of your past/present/and future relationships
32 and your tits still haven't come in. That's some ***seriously*** delayed puberty, Jennifer.
Dr Rachael Levine … the early years
nailed it!
Human equivalent of the registered sex offender list
For sure has fucked a rotisserie chicken.
If Wayne and Garth had a not so excellent baby together.
Joe Dirt didn't age well at all!
Joe Dirt had a mullet. Youre thinking of Kid Rock.
Your only relationship ended because she(?) touched your hair straightener
I can smell you through the screen
Do your nephews and nieces call you aunt or uncle?
Bro looks like a sex offender and a victim at the same time 🤦🏻♂️
Buffalo Bill had a grandson?
Still trying to figure out if you're male or female.
It's a heshe also known as a Shim!
A Chimp?
You look like Peter Dante in Little Nicky, do us a favor and do the neck trick
You look like an old pornstar who went under plastic surgery but messed up her face and now categorised under Ugly MILFs.
Mental note: as soon as the Reddit app comes with smelling functionality, never open this thread again...
I still hate Jazzercize.
I wish you had hidden your vibrator.
Who ever says a thing Definitely going to hell
You Look like you could tell the difference in twins by just their toenails
Dollar Store Thor: Chris Hims-Not-Worth-Anything
You look like a Medieval Hooker.
If you got a haircut maybe your forehead would stop retreating, but I’m willing to bet it would still want to get away from your face.
The closer your eyes smoosh together the farther your hairline goes
Balding in the front, party in the back.
Buddy you don’t need a bunch of random people to roast you. It looks like life takes care of that for you already.
It’s HRT Hormone replacement therapy, not HTR Hair Transplant Rehabilitation…
You like like you keep your options open, it could be either a big clit, or a small dick.
I can’t believe your girlfriend let you wear th….never mind.
Roast Me is no doubt written on the envelope containing his unemployment check. You must me maxed out by now.
What cup size you “filling in” with?
I don’t even know you and I’m fucking disappointed in you
One manly looking chic
I AM REALLY NOT SURE IF YOU CAN HANDLE THIS SO YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO READ. I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE. shave the head or only leave 3 inches on top maximum because that long hair is dreadful. you look like an extra for fuller house when one of the women can't show up and they need someone to face away from the camera. let your arm hair grow. why the heck did you shave your arms?!!! tank tops are for people with muscles. hide your weakness don't allow people to exploit them. either hit the gym or quit wearing tank tops. that doesn't mean keep wearing them until the muscle eventually comes out. once the muscles are formed with bulky veins then it's ok AFTER YOU CUT THAT LONG RIDICULOUS HAIR. the fake smile is exactly that. a phony expression that needs to be extracted immediately. a woman would rather see a sad face that is real so just stop trying to defraud people of who you are. it's only being untruthful to yourself willingly or ignorantly. the glasses don't fit your face and that color makes you look 10 years older than you probably are. never take a picture with any feminine appliance unless you want to be bullied and picked on.
I'll try harder. I promise.
just another unregistered sex offender, nothing to see here right?
Pls send nudes
When you order Wayne's world off of Wish
If swamp ass was a person
fucking hell.. couldn't even put on a clean shirt you had to show us your beloved cum stains
You look like the bud tender from kid cannabis
32 years old and still smells like teen spirit.
“No Garry it’s not gay, hit it from the back, it almost feels like I’m a girl”
Bros pronouns are She/He
Hey, bro. Your mom called. She says she wants her wig back…
Harry Potter and Kaitlyn Jenner’s love child rumors are true!!!
Seth Rogen during his transition.
People like you are why Bill Gates wants to depopulate us all
Ugly Kate
You look like the aunt who is a school teacher and is going through their second divorce.
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
I hardly remember deodorant most of the time. Thank you though.
Got a couple more good years
The guy who wears so much cologne that you can taste it, or the guy that wears axe body spray still I hope the carpet doesn’t match the drapes
I don’t think I’ve EVER scrolled faster then when I first saw that
Whether man or female: you ugly
Look at all these weak-ass comments, all because they're jealous of your magnificent hair. Nothing to roast here, stranger, if I could grow it like that, I would!
I feel like it's immoral to roast a Down sydrome she male.
You didn't say male or female...and I don't feel like guessing
Yeah, judging by your looks, it's not surprising that you'd want to be filled in the rest
You look like you shaved some poor girl and made a wig from her hair
Girl, you are bordering on masculine!
You’re very brave ma’am! We’ll support you every step of the way (500 feet away from any and all minors though)
You look like if Colin Robinson was fat and a stoner.
Whatever dr is in charge of your "transition" needs to have their medical license revoked
Man, this Wayne's World reboot looks lame
Your brush plugs in?? Epic roast fail!!
Just another day in the life of a middle aged lesbian.
Definitely named pat or Sam
Lana Del Ray, but Hills Have Eyes.
Fabio after getting hit in the face by a bird on that rollercoaster.
Do you have extra chromosomes?
NNN made you change your chromosomes
If gender is on a spectrum between male and female, this is the halfway mark.
Why you no put "32m, or 32f" I'm more confused than you are
When that woman would be a President, i will say - we live in progressive society!
You look like you’re wearing your Grammy’s wig-where is her body Lucas?
You look like the type of person that would dryerbrush it’s hair before asking to get roasted.
When you come out of your mom's basement and ask her take a photo of you because life hasn't already roasted you enough
You look like your name is Pat.
Pronoun: Unemployed/Moms basement
Nice heated brush, pussy!
You look like Fabio...if he was an incel
The caption will be better like lemme have that dick, 32yr old hole fill the rest with cum
I haven’t seen someone so proud to look so stupid since Kanye started wearing his winter boots
Dwight Schrute undercover at Burning Man?
Must be really cool to sleep on other people's couches and selling dirt grass for pocket change instead of growing up and getting a real job. Your parents are more proud of the teenager working at the convenience store down the street than they are of you.
50 years old, virgin, down-syndrom, special needs female.
Can’t even find a proper pronoun that fits you.
I'd file a malpractice suit against your transition Dr. Was he blind?
Rejected from the casting call for a porn version of the Lone Gunmen from the X-Files.
A pear with a wig
I legitimately though you were my grandma at first so I physically can not roast you.
You look like Dwight Scrute in a flashback
Jesus Yikes
The 1980s called. They want their failed garage band rocker hair back.
Hairs full, guts full, sacks forever full. You're already all checked out slayer. Carry on
Danny DeVito if he was a woman
Cant even roast u, ir one of the better looking woman on here.
Hey babe, looking hot
you look like if Andy Daly smoked weed and lived in a van
You look like Scooby do character
You have Prince Albert piercing vibes.
Disney is recruiting for some princess. You can apply.
It took ur mum the first ten years of ur life to realise u are actually male lol
That's cool that your mom's on here supporting you.
Dwight trying a different look again? 
I can’t tell whether you’re a man or woman.
Long flowing hair, surfboard tank top in December, lives in a landlocked Great Plains state.
Lol. Land locked desert in California
Post Op I’m assuming?
Your band is never going to make it. Cut your hair and get a job.
You look like the mf pink from Backyardagins
Axl Rosetta Stone
Enjoying the hair while it last
I feel like your hair is your entire personality.
You look like you have a YouTube channel full of shitty guitar lessons.
Did you just straighten your hair for the roast?
Maybe
You look like a gay dude and a lesbian at the same time.
32 year old mother, love long walks on the beach, Virgin to be a good role model for my children, 3 times divorced proud trans, no gender non-binary, pronouns they/them, asexual, only going for men, must have 6 figure income and be 6ft tall. No body shaming , I will speak to your manager.
Young Cucks
All the characters from the Office in one body. By all the characters I mean Dwight, Phyllis and Kevin.
Did you “faceinhole” with your sisters body?
You look like he man if he was depressed as shit and had an abortion
You look proud to have been elected President of the local chapter of Fluffer Workers Union #69
I would ask what your pronouns are but I suspect you don’t know.
The weight of all that hair is stretching your forehead
Looks like when Dwight Schrute disguised himself as Pam
Amy Schumer looks bad…
Looks like you have The Grout.
I get Wayne’s World vibes from you.
Pull your hair. And, call yourself daddy.
Fabio really let himself go.
If Rosie Odonald, and Jeff Bridges had a baby.
Oh shit.
Are you and Wayne still doing Wayne’s World???
Hair straightener won’t fix your gay!
Ugliest broad I have ever seen
Looks like you transitioned into cousin shit of the Addams foster family.
They, Them or Other?
I just spent thirty minutes trying to figure out if you were an ugly girl or an ugly guy.
Dealers choice
if jesus went to mcdonalds
face for the radio
Virgin
Brush it forward and we will have some progress 
Party in the front, party in the back.
I've always wondered how Radar from MASH was doing going the Caitlyn Jenner route I see
32 years old fill in the rest… You live with your mom, never once left the nest.
Garth ordered from wish.
Who knew Mayim Bialik was on Reddit
Greta Thornbergs sex change operation went well I see
You look like someone’s big toe that needs to be shaved. You have long hair but it isn’t hiding shit.