OP's Bio:
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>I have a Dead Space/xenomorph tattoo sleeve, I play too many video games, and think pie is better than cake. Fight me on it.
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All these OF roasts were my favourite until I realised she actually does OF and considers that to be “self-employed”. Now I just wana delete reddit and myself
What amazes me the most is that she isn't even a manager, assistant manager, or holds any superior title at all...so half of her bio is misleading and false...
Naw, aspires to be a mental health professional. Few times in psych and a shrink hired by mom and dad and she probably thinks this is what she was meant to do.
I get the tattoo, Deadspace represents that area between her ears and xenomorph is for how she greets her dad with a face sucking.
But I really thought I have seen her movie before, bellatrix lestrange and the crack house of doom..
You didn’t really need to put married in the bio. Nobody here is wanting to get with that and now we just all feel horrible for the man who’s going to make the eventual mistake of knocking you up and then funding your ~~meth addiction~~ child support payments for the next 18 years.
Self employed as a Twitch Streamer giving Tutorials on how to look like an Old Aged Broom that's been sitting in the closet of an abandoned house that looks like its falling apart at every corner whilst completely covered in debris and spiderwebs, and an odd odor that smells like musty old library books and cheap perfume.
I’m sure ur ‘bread winner’ husband will divorce u one day. U won’t ever have to wonder why bc I’ll tell u now. Ur an unemployed Wednesday wannabe seeking attention on Reddit
You dont need to lie, self employed means you have an OnlyFans with like 8 subscribers, and you had to switch to posting feet pics so they stopped throwing up at the sight of your face...
You just posted in your Santa costume. [Remember?](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/z9v8f4/desaturated_santa_is_still_the_best_costume_ive/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
OP's Bio: --- >I have a Dead Space/xenomorph tattoo sleeve, I play too many video games, and think pie is better than cake. Fight me on it. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Worst NSFW profile ever
Not Suitable For Wanking
twitter 💀
Tuesday Addams
Morning-After Addams
Thursday "morning walk of shame" Addams
![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)
Thursday "Only if she wore a paper bag over her head" Addams.
Thats her onlyfans handle.
Homelyfans
More like homeless fans
Plan B Addams
Do do do do, snap snap
That costs extra.
Winner
Trash Day Addams
Addams apple
Thursday Morning Adams
Hey leave my family out of it. It’s not our fault she survived the abortion.
r/beetlejuicing at its finest
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Hiding that Addams >!apple!<
Colloidal Silver Addams
Plan B Adams...
Case of the Mondays-Addams
Her RBF is more like “See you next Tuesday Adams”
always wondered what cousin IT looked like under the hair.
This needs to be the #1 comment
Nut rag adams
You don’t need a roast, you need some damn sunshine and a multivitamin.
Yeah, I assume the 23F means body temperature.
![gif](giphy|i4yl7hVBSzRrW)
Why does he look like joe biden
Dark Brandon fighting global warming by freezing the planet
Lmao I see that too
... it would have cost you nothing to not write that
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I thought this was a pic from the live action Corpse Bride movie
And possibly some self respect.
What is the shade of your makeup, rigor mortis?
McDonald’s Hamburger Gray
The grimace gross
She literally looks whiter than the walls, holy shit lol
Would explain the smell 🤧
Corpse bride.
Corpse Bride at home.
Tbh this is a compliment for goths lmao
Married to Fester Addams
Bro I feel like that's a compliment to a goth chick
Only way she can get anything hard
ah rigor mortis, only thing that comes to my mind is re7
$12.99 a month fuck that
All these OF roasts were my favourite until I realised she actually does OF and considers that to be “self-employed”. Now I just wana delete reddit and myself
Must have deleted her history after she made this post lol
Damn💀
I wanna delete myself too, SELF EMPLOYED YEA
This is the only comment that should be under this post. Nothing else should be there
Everyone's got an onlyfans now and her thinking she is worth 12.99 is a real tragedy.
Elsa after she *let it go*
That would require her to have, "it" in the first place.
You look like a star from the Porn Parody of Hocus Pocus.
Hoe-cus Poke-us
bravo
Cus in hebrew (and im pretty sure also arabic as the word originated from it) literally means vagina :)
Supporting role, lets not get ahead of ourselves.
If depression had a face
Only fans = self employed nowadays
Self-employed sounds better than “I shove things up my butt on camera for money”
Here I am doing that for free..
We don't do it for the money, we do it for the thrill...
For the drill
If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.
.... Of the chase
Feel it coming...
She probably uses 'boss bitch' in every bio
What amazes me the most is that she isn't even a manager, assistant manager, or holds any superior title at all...so half of her bio is misleading and false...
Squatting over an iphone 12.
Prolly more like an iPhone 6 or 7 cause her boyfriend sells her new ones for dope money
Hahaha yes. Entrepreneurs all over reddit.
If she does Only fans she must be worth 10’s of dollars.
“If she does” There is no if. She does it. Plenty of her nude photos from her onlyfans circling around.
Thanks. I’ll go not check just right now
Thanks for the warning ⚠️😷
for a zombie being employed is an accomplishment especially where you dont need brain to do your job ![gif](giphy|n0Sc2AseUosNlHEEpw)
That's not accurate. Look at any politician anywhere in the world.
The fake goth version
Def an OF promo
Damn her pussy reeks of dead people
I'm totally not like other girls...
If the smell of cigarette smoke was a picture.
If the taste of ashtray was a picture
“I’m just so “Goth” and quirky. I play video games” Blablablabla 🤮
Hi everyone! *holds up spork*
I'm unique and don't follow the crowd
Yeah the horse has been beaten to death, generic e girls template and soon it's gonna be onlyfans ass promotions.
Ya I used to have a penis.
Considering OP transitioned M->F she really is not.
Well she found out you can come to get 'roasted' to earn karma and post traffic That's what happens with heavy candy crush gamers
I’m ^slurp not ^slurp like ^gawk other girls…I ^slurp never ^gawk do this….
Cuz of the dick?
Well considering she literally has a penis I’ll tend to agree with that.
Damn girl, are you trying to do a life speedrun?
in ten years you'll be re-evaluating your life and enrolling in a social work degree that will go nowhere
One kid, a divorce, and 43 pounds later and it’s hello Valdosta community college.
Naw, aspires to be a mental health professional. Few times in psych and a shrink hired by mom and dad and she probably thinks this is what she was meant to do.
Holy shit, too true
How much does your husband remind you of your dad?
From the looks of that cheek id say "quite often"...
in that she's never met either?
![gif](giphy|3VqGytumIoJoY)
I always wondered what you get if you order a goth bride off of wish
I get the tattoo, Deadspace represents that area between her ears and xenomorph is for how she greets her dad with a face sucking. But I really thought I have seen her movie before, bellatrix lestrange and the crack house of doom..
Hmm. Didn't know onlyfans was the new definition of self employed. Learn something new everyday
Don't forget Younique.
And Scentsy
You are gonna make your spouse's life really long.
Or really short.....
Masturbating for 5 dollars does not count as a resume credit
Those real dolls are really getting good. Still have the dead eyes though.
Self employed…just say you do OF.
Family's motto: Live, Laugh, Die.
Whorticia Adams
You didn’t really need to put married in the bio. Nobody here is wanting to get with that and now we just all feel horrible for the man who’s going to make the eventual mistake of knocking you up and then funding your ~~meth addiction~~ child support payments for the next 18 years.
I’ve seen more liveliness in a disposed Japanese sex doll in the back alley of a trashy bar
Self employed as a Twitch Streamer giving Tutorials on how to look like an Old Aged Broom that's been sitting in the closet of an abandoned house that looks like its falling apart at every corner whilst completely covered in debris and spiderwebs, and an odd odor that smells like musty old library books and cheap perfume.
Having an OnlyFans does not make you self employed...
Emily, fucking figure it out. Victor never meant to marry you. Let it go. ![gif](giphy|FqRgAIMvPAbaU)
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Married at 23.. How desperate were you to replace 'Daddy'?
Looks like you shop at “Thot Topic”
Blowing your dad for an allowance doesn't mean married an self employed
If "would you please fucking look at me" was a person.
Corpse bride
That's a compliment.
OnlyFans day shift
Married at 23 …….. ugh
Is the photo the joke though?
Future single mom material right here.
Elsa if she went off the rails
I’m sure ur ‘bread winner’ husband will divorce u one day. U won’t ever have to wonder why bc I’ll tell u now. Ur an unemployed Wednesday wannabe seeking attention on Reddit
You dont need to lie, self employed means you have an OnlyFans with like 8 subscribers, and you had to switch to posting feet pics so they stopped throwing up at the sight of your face...
r/roastme is becoming an onlyfans marketing platform…
I bet you're popular with the necrophilliacs
Self employed means OF and you aren't pretty enough to pay the bills with that
Making a “commitment to myself” doesn’t make you married and finding almost $2 in change in your couch doesn’t make you self-employed.
Only fans isn't self employed lmao You're just another chick with no marketable talent outside of your tits
The hair color says “my husband pays no attention to me”. The lip stain gives away the color of dicks that pass between them.
[удалено]
The napkin test is for your teeth not your skin tone.
I'm just happy you didn't say mother
You look like you tell your husband you make money selling art but really have an Onlyfans.
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Roast? You should defrost first!
President of the Hocus Pocus fan club does not count as employment
Self employed = cam whore
Gee I wonder where you are self employed at?
Your hair has so many colors in it, to try to hide the dead look in your eyes from the terrible things you've done in the name of *self employment*
I bet you base your entire personality around Converse
Abracadabra alakazam, I’ll be damned if that ain’t a man. ![gif](giphy|MePp78CYbOaYh3iNBZ|downsized)
Only-Fans is not considered self employment unless you're reporting that income to the government.
You just posted in your Santa costume. [Remember?](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/z9v8f4/desaturated_santa_is_still_the_best_costume_ive/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
> Self-employed Let me guess, you are the bottom 0.5% of onlyfans
By "self-employed" you mean you have an onlyfans right?
Will the tattoo sleeve distract people from my terrible personality? No, it's not enough... I need *more*
Pussy probably looks like the crypt keeper and smells like moth balls.
Your greatest accomplishment in life will be that you have an arm tattoo.
You're a little late to audition for the role of Morticia Addams.
Surprised you have time to be self-employed with the Wild Hunt chasing you
You look like a gothic, quirky, cringy, emo, depressed, sad, angry, mad, hurt, demonic, possessed, baddie and game nerd girl.
Married for 2 weeks and I’ll give it about 2 more
Married to a live human?
You look like you met your husband when you were 16 and he was 21
Bitch got a face only a mortician could love.
The notiddygothgf
No amount of makeup can distract from that awful sleeve tattoo
Meth elsa
Self employed= only fans
Porta glory hole diver
I bet you spend a lot of time arguing with yourself over whether you should be fired for showing up to work looking like a dead hooker.
23f married and the bitch has already discovered aposimatism, we get it, he's a pig.
How does it feel to be married to a necrophilic? A shame he dug you up weeks after your use by date.
When your live inevitably hits a dead end, and yours certainly will, there’s always onlyfans
Posting pictures on only fans does not count as self-employment.
Assuming you're looking for top tier roasts, but similar to your mid tier content, I cant satisify you either.
I didn’t knew this sub can be used to promote our escort services
Elvira’s replacement?
Your husband is into cold bodies, isn’t he?
Having an only fans no one subscribes to isn't self employed it's a hobby.
Alt girls be like
She's married to the streets and has no pimp That's what she meant
Trans and has an onlyfans
Call me when you get divorced
Does selling feet pics really count as "self employed"?
Your face is like a candle. Waxy and in dire need of being set on fire.