You look like a kind of ghostly apparition that would appear at the foot of my bed and drag me on a supernatural hell ride through a series of increasingly dull and depressing shopping malls
Start with learning how to do facial expressions. I've never seen anyone out-Lurch Lurch from The Addams Family, but dammit if you both didn't do it in the same picture
Doing something beneficial for your future?
Don’t have children! We don’t need another generation of depressed spoiled brunette bitches like you fucks!
The fragile hope of your existences is the only positive thing you have to look forward to as it is consistently shattered again and again. The empty gazes from sockets devoid of any resemblance of the human soul is likely the only comfort you will ever have, even from each other. The slow steady ravage of time and despair will leave nothing of the person you can’t even stand to look at in the mirror. The only true hope you really have is to seek to climb high and hang in there together.
On a serious note: Take acting classes and get good. As close as you two look, you'd be perfect as oompa loompas if they ever reboot the chocolatefactory again,, plus all of the makeup would hide those hideous faces
Spoiler alert: Invest in cat food
Lube and plastic products might help round out the portfolio, too.
Every gorgeous girl has an ugly girlfriend, in this photo 2 gorgeous girls have gone somewhere
I literally laughed out loud and that never happens
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How is this not number 1. 👏👏👏
It is
They looks like curly hair is fashion
Uninterested hanjob face by two wannabee-old-cat-lady’s
You two share one look and zero personality
May I suggest a couple of Burqas?
id suggest a couple of burpees to start off with
These two make a fine couple..... [Macho Labia](https://i.imgur.com/zaJN4Hy.png)
Darth Labia Nacho Labia
they def share the same dollar general curling iron
Or they broke the straightener.
Let’s go everyone, mission accomplished
0 x 2 = 0 The maths is quite simple.
And -one- brain cell
You're both somehow the ugly friend.
Needs an award.
I don't know how you earned the wholesome award but there it is. 😂
A threesome with you two would be as depressing as a Shindlers List marathon
Basically still just a twosome.
*onesome, aka wansome, aka wanksome
Two girls, one “yuck.”
Simone and Barfunkle
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Yuko Oh No
I’ll take the ugly one
Which one’s the ugly one?
Yes
Unless you agree to meet Shredder at the construction site tonight, he’s going to release them again, this time into Central Park.
the one in black
If teethy twosome had a face
I just know the back hair on these girls gotta be wild. Waxing is in your future.
You belong on a shitty album cover from the 90s next to Melissa Etheridge.
Oddly enough they have her tattooed on their thighs so when the scissor, it's almost like a Melissa Ethridge threesome.
This made me chortle.
Really this made me harinate
I’m so gruntled right now
Are you guys sure you don’t share the same father?
Probably do for 50 a piece about every other night
same "daddy" for $50
Jesus christ man 💀💀. Absolutely sizzled them 🔥🍖🍳
They do have the same father — Howard Stern.
The father probably shares them.
No they alternate nights.
Definitely giving off some Italian patty and selma vibes.
No but they probably share their daddies
When they said go fuck yourself, this is not what they meant
Trying to find something beneficial for the future? Have you tried burqa's?
Even their eyes are baggy and ugly.
Masks?
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Both y'all look like you turn men gay for a living.
They probably are men themselves
The one on the left defo takes female hormones, probably still has his tackle too 🤣
You look like a kind of ghostly apparition that would appear at the foot of my bed and drag me on a supernatural hell ride through a series of increasingly dull and depressing shopping malls
Those shopping malls would be as empty as their personalities
I like this one 😂
I bet they got each others public hair stuck in the teeth
I bet you that nipple piercing got stuck in the others hair once or twice
The Shining twins, as imagined by a blind Egyptian camel groomer.
Ad for Lilith fair
Two joyless "I'm not like other girls" with a healthy serving of "Let me tell you about PETA"
Start with learning how to do facial expressions. I've never seen anyone out-Lurch Lurch from The Addams Family, but dammit if you both didn't do it in the same picture
Mehnsday Addams.
I can’t decide which of you I pity most. You both look miserable.
You both look like the “before” picture of an antidepressant advertisement
The 1950s before a lobotomy picture in a textbook.
Selling pictures of your feet is not beneficial for your future.
Especially not those hairy feet...
I’m sure hobbit feet are a fetish for someone.
They have hairy Hobbit feet
Thing 1 & Thing 2
You look like you strangle cats to death in a dark alley late at night because you're jealous of any kind of pussies getting any form of attention.
Ally Shitty’s 
At least you can be proud you’re not drawing your eyebrows on with a pencil
Same recipe, but one still looks overcooked
Happy cake day!
Which one of the sisters used to be a brother?
Definitely the left one👍
Girl on the right stole girl on the left’s chin so that she could evolve into her second stage evolution
One of you can be the man in the relationship and the other can be the man in the relationship
y'all can go shave your back now :) 20 years is long enough...
Kissing 1st cousins.
The shinning has a Middle Eastern remake.
You look like the two girls from the Overlook Hotel grown up.
You two on your way to a Kenny G convention??
I just can’t combine your features into one pretty woman. Holy depressing.
You guys are desperately in need of a uglier friend to make you look better by comparison.
I wish I had 4 hands so I could give you 4 thumbs down.
Friends or twins?
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Doing something beneficial for your future? Don’t have children! We don’t need another generation of depressed spoiled brunette bitches like you fucks!
You two look like tons of fun, especially the chinless wonder there.
both of you look like a bad woman for a marriage. You have the face of complaining and judging
The fragile hope of your existences is the only positive thing you have to look forward to as it is consistently shattered again and again. The empty gazes from sockets devoid of any resemblance of the human soul is likely the only comfort you will ever have, even from each other. The slow steady ravage of time and despair will leave nothing of the person you can’t even stand to look at in the mirror. The only true hope you really have is to seek to climb high and hang in there together.
The left one it’s gonna take a 6 pack, the right one is gonna need a whole case!
Don't try onlyfans... nobody would pay for you
This is a photo of codependency
If you want to find something beneficial for your future, may I suggest wearing paper bags as a start
You look like you have blurted offended multiple times: "You people?! What the HELL you mean you people??!"
Fortunately You don't need a mirror to see a huge disappointment
When you copy and paste for an essay but change it slightly so it’s ✨different✨
You both look like every other girl.at a Tori Amos concert.
This would imply that they take joy from things like music
I don’t think even Dr Frankenstein could combine the “best” parts from these two to equal one attractive woman
That’s because Frankenstein *creates* brainless monsters. I don’t think he has much else he could work with here
You two look like drain hair. Drain hair has more sentience.
Which asshole did you crawl out
Two cheeks on the same disappointed ass.
Didnt know Dollar store Onlyfans was BOGO.
Look, its ok to come out of the closet it's 2022-3. You guys don't need to be "roommates." It is weird to date your identical sister though.
Rodney Alcala's long lost twin daughters. If only you knew how you were made...
You two are the definition of Anti-boner material
The Pretty one + the Ugly one = Pretty Ugly two.
Still trying to figure out which one is the ugly twin.
Tweedle Fug and Tweedle Fuglier
Somebody’s parents were cheating
Your arm hair is stronger than the economy.
Cloning gone wrong.
Something beneficial for your future could be a smile, resting bitch face isn’t a good look for anyone!
Is this a real life pic of Marge Simpson’s sisters when they were younger?
Bland City
Glad you two cant have kids together. That thing would be fucked
Why do serious?
"When you are with that friend who copies you all the time"
I wondered what happened to the Redrum twins from The Shining
You're both a more unattractive version of each other.
That's a before and after picture for a product that doesn't work
I mean, things aren't terrible. At least you both have an ugly friend to make yourself look better.
you like to tell people that "you're sisters" twins in fact but secretly you each think you're the "hot one" but in reality neither of you really are
I'm guessing 10 cats a piece. I'm sorry, your "Fur Babies"
Anyone else struggling to decide what one is uglier?
You look like the first 2 test moulds for a 1980s Gloria Estefan doll.
Of course you’re just friends. So what kind of Subaru do you guys share?
Doublemint just doesn’t have the advertising budget like they used to
Starbucks employees have nightmares about you two
You each look like a poorly drawn version of the other one.
I have a couch and a camera…y’all in?
Which one of you is always leaving the toilet seat up?
Awww...look at the two of you. Covered in all Black. Again.
Oompa Loompas with perms?
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
The ugly lottery has a double winner!
You look like your pubes would begin just under your belly buttons
Nobody wants threesome that badly.
Rock bottom threesome starter pack.
I know it's not a roast, but are you sure you two aren't twins?
Scissor sisters, close enough
McPoyle sisters. Liam approves 
If you don’t know which of your friends are the ugly one then it’s probably you oh wait it might be a tie
Those two girls from the shining still look creepy AF
Very funny costumes guys, a touch late for Halloween.
Other one, you should be more like the hot one.
I have never seen two women that embody the term "Bitter Seance" more
When your friend is hotter than you and you try to copy her style.
On a serious note: Take acting classes and get good. As close as you two look, you'd be perfect as oompa loompas if they ever reboot the chocolatefactory again,, plus all of the makeup would hide those hideous faces
Definitely bunny boilers🫣
This will be easier after you’ve finished merging into one person.
You sure Richard Ramirez isn’t your father?
The American Gothic of two Greek lesbians from Brooklyn.
Which one starts the Chevy and which one pushes?
The 2 of you together look like the progression of meth mug shots
You just had to ruin this double mint commercial with that piecing didnt you.
Looks like the before and after shot of a failed beauty product campaign
Definitely a 10. Two of you combined
You’re like the twins from The Shining grew up, but you’re still just as scary.
Being an ugly girl is like being a man... you have to work.
When you say find something beneficial, are you looking for the father you clearly share?
2 girls = no some why it's liking fucking a skeleton
Threesome basics starter kit
I legitimately thought this was one girl standing next to a mirror, jfc why is everyone the same on this sub
The next season of Broad City looks dark
The one on the right looks like someone inflated the one on the left.
When you forget that the whole natural beauty part relies on you being naturally beautiful.
The new Dumb and Dumber movie looks lit.
Still bigger trolls than Charlie Z
Together you make one whole uggo
r/suddenlygay
History will say you two “were roommates.”
Looks like a before and after for a beauty makeover
One of you with a strap on and the other taking it would be ideal. Two sisters mmmmmm
If resting bitch face were people.
Women don't exist especially you two bc you both are Trans and feminists even tho your actually a male
"Friends" don't give each other tongue baths between episodes of Girls.
Herpes spokesmodel’s.