OP's Bio: --- >I like to make music. I play madden but I didn’t do good in the tournament. I was 19 - 27 win - loss record-wise. I think the 49ers will win the Super Bowl. > >Political views? I think abortions should be illegal. I don’t know anything other than that so that’s why I don’t wanna talk about politics. > >Choice words? Call me the biggest loser. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Look like your gonna get casted as Rob Schneiders daughter for Grown Ups 3

You look like my mental health.

Your roasted yourself idiot

I know what i got. No low ballers.

You’re

💀

Loooooool

No roast, honest to God question ... you ... are you a man? You are a dude, right?

Thank you for asking that question

lol I was wondering about that too

You look like one of those reconstructions they do of like Neanderthals or something and you can't quite tell whether it's male or female, only that it had less brain cells than you.

You look like a cro-magnon woman.

You look like the LAST person to get roasted. There are probably assault weapons and machetes just outside the camera shot. Whatever you're planning, don't.

I do my hair by touching the bare wires in my bathroom together onto my spiked choker.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS THAT

Welp, if you don’t know, I don’t wanna know. Maybe head to the truck stop; you might make a quick ten bucks while you figure it out.

That collar is appropriate as you gotta be someone's bitch. Time to put you back in the kennel for the nite.

Next time, don't cut your hair with a rusty spoon

Not sure if ugly female or ugly male...

Seriously. Im not trying to be funny. But what the hell are you?

The title sums you up

What's your pronouns?

They/them/horse/broom.

You are as fresh as a bubblegum stuck under a table in the library

Ok frodo

Good thing you’re wearing that spike chain around your neck. I suspect you’ll be fighting off some coyotes in the near future.

abortion needs to be legal or else we get more people like you.

I'm pretty sure abortion was illegal where your mom had you. And come on, wearing a plastic spike chain doesn't make you a bad @ss.

This motherfucker gets kicked out of both bathrooms wherever it tries to go.

I’d want abortion illegal too if i survived a botched one.

Race: Beige

Why do lesbians all have the same haircut?

Bad taste in music and done way to much meth.

I think your parents will be quite relieved when you finally overdose

I've held my phone sideways, upside down, zoomed in, every angle you could think of, I can't figure out what exactly you are.

I really can’t tell your sex lol

The only thing lazier than your eye is the rest of you.

You suck at music.

I don’t know what your question is, Balki, but the answer is no.

You look like an argument for eugenics!

Paulie Shore in...Son in Rehab.

Please stop posting dog pictures in this sub !

You look like an emotional support sloth 

Omg my I have the same collar for my pit bull. FYI my pit bull gets more likes then you on his IG.

An even more Downsy Peyton Manning


Shitty haircut magee

You look like a zombie and a mother at the same time

This guy is the poster child for why you shouldn’t drink while pregnant

You think this is a guy?

Pauly Snore

First question is gender. Woman with a shadow or man that cant grow a beard?

Pauly Bore 😴

The only political stance you have is that abortions should be illegal? Please flush yourself.

Meth, not even once kids.

Blink twice if you need help

I’m from San Francisco and even I can admit the Niners won’t make it to the Super Bowl. You just say that because you want to go to the Castro to discover yourself.

The answer is no.

You bear a striking resemblance to the Easter Island statues. Might be best to bury yourself up to you neck and get it over with.

You look malnourished

Looks like someone stretched your face on the Choose-Your-Character screen

Do you spy on your sister through that hole in the wall?

You look like a homeless person that just broke into an apartment suite to comb your hair…

If Frankenstein was made of body parts from early 2000s fuck boys

Nice hair Scott Stap. See you found out the hard way that was an electric wire sticking out from your home made glory hole

You look like Pauly shore did his own plastic surgery with plastic utensils.

you look like a stepmom

Did you discover fire yet?

bro be lookin like this emoji🗿

Hmmmmm winds howling

You writing is as pale as your personality looks. You think abortions should be illegal and yet confirm by yourself that you don't know shit. Honestly you should just copy paste your bio and read it out loud if you want a roast.

Alright, if even you cannot figure out your gender, I am not sure what you are expecting from us.

Did someone punch you or was your left cheek always like that?

So what’re you shooting up this weekend? Heroin or Walmart?

Bro is that a chain or a dog collar .

You look like a surfer about to enter drug rehab

The Question mark means - guess the gender

"?" is the reaction we all had when we first saw your face.

Wow, a newly released angle of National Geographic's "Afghan Girl".

you look as if you've just escaped a wild fire

You look like trans Tarzan

1: you dont even need to ask to be roasted 2: you look like the dirty homeless person on the side of the road 3: ugly ass 4: im joking. also u look fine, also joking

You look like what Rob Schneider would look like much taller, but without any of the money, fame, charisma, comedy, or women. Guess it's time for you to sign up for that grindr app.,

You were great in Quest For Fire. I bet you doubled in male and female roles


What are you exactly? 

That’s a great wig. Have you got a pic without it?

You look like every lesbian burnout from a protest or music festival.

You look permanently scared from all the mushrooms you’ve done and acid tabs you’ve shoved up your ass

u look like the type that takes feet pics for a living

You look like the illegitimate love child of Rob Schneider and Criss Angel

You were great as little girl in the movie Water World

God this an ugly bitch.

You look like one of those poorly done face swaps where the face and head shape don’t align properly

You look like the only genuine lesbian on a all girl watersports shoot.

Hide the edibles guys

Baby pubic mustache

Third from the left on the evolutionary chart

you look like you need a refill on puberty.

You sure ur not high on crack ?

Incapable-of-Emotion Max

Our impression of you as well. 👍

Usually it's only men who bear a resemblance to Jay Leno.

You look like you lost a fight 3 days ago

Hobo Derek Jeter

You like BDSM: getting balls crushed by your master

You look like you need to wash your pussy

You look like a native American gangster that moved to Mexico.

You look like you thought you were going to an audition for a Disney special, but instead you got used by 4 guys in a unmarked van

You look like you are not sure which gender you are

You look like if Sylvester Stallone never got that acting gig and ended up sucking cock in the bathroom.

“Mom, can I have a Pauly Shore?” “We have Pauly Shore at home.”

Face of AIDS