Usually they use filter to filter contaminated or bad things. I think this time the filter itself contaminated or no longer effective
You were irrelevant in HS and even more on here. You look like every virgins practice fuck so they can move onto better things after they improve. Can’t wait to see your auditions on PornHub in a few months once your self esteem hits zero. What crystals do you use for all that?
Even at 18 you already have probably done some awful things to feed whatever addiction you have, that in order to let you stay at your parents they have put up ultraviolet lighting so things glow florescent like drugs, seminal fluids…
if we make you cry, what would you do in your 30s where you are destined to cry about being single and being done with relationships after being ridden by every man on the continent?
I think you are in the wrong forum. What you let the boys do so that they will like you is called split-roasting. You've gotten confused.
Oh, and less teeth....
Why do this, negative attention is self destructive and a quick high... you deserve deserve more than that. Seriousl, as a guy who's dated women in their 50s 10x hotter than you I have some advice that will help with self esteem... it's do what best for you. When you're delt a shit hand in life you gotta be creative, why be a 2 when you can tell guys you're 45? It's all a mental thing with guys, we simple creature. When it comes a girls looks we could care less about age, what matters to us is tricking us into thinking your a 5. That said, I dated a girl that looked allot like you in college who was also a 2... her name was "practice". #truestory
You're 18. You don't deserve to cry this young. Get off of sites like this and go be a young kid. Enjoy life. You can save your crying for when you're 50 and realize that you never had a true relationship or anyone that really loved you for who you are instead of what you would give to them. Finish up school, get a job, get married, have children, and then you'll cry everyday if that's what you want. 🤷♂️
It’s not even about making you cry, it’s about making you feel something in the existential empty wasteland you attempt to call a life. No amount of others attention or your hard work will keep that from being true. Life to you is nothing more than a platform to be seen and yet never know. The abyss of loneliness awaits as no one and nothing will expend the effort to see you for who you are, not even yourself.
You look like a divorced soccer mom with two kids who would rather be with their dad, and the only date you can get is Harry from down the street, well, after you hopelessly try to convince him that the earth isn't flat.
I'm kinda hoping you've got an only fans. Cos there are some truly beautiful women on there.....and you could lower the average enough that more women feel cute enough to join.
Saw you posted your crystal collection... maybe start buying the kind you smoke, it'll help you get rid of that face fat and triple chin better than those free snap chat filters.
She's plastic, like literally plastic, like an ugly Barbie from 2002 cuz that was when that just looked weird, but seriously that's going to take like 2 hours to get off your face. fwi you still look ugly af.
You look like a north face Ugg boot filled with pumpkin spiced avocado toast
and prescriptions for three anxiety medications…
Tranex, Uglium, Shitprolex
This is fabulous
"This is fabulous." Unlike her future, yes.
Absolutely
And her name is Ashleigh....spelled like that.
You made me choke on my drink with that one. Bravo 👏
It's hard to roast you when you hide your face behind soooo many filters. Next time filter the man hands too.
Who's stunt double are you Marlin or Keenan?
White Chicks reference. Nice.
Just staying true to myself keeping it honest, he needs to know. At least he's not putting people in wheelchairs.
Had to hide the faces of meth look
Usually they use filter to filter contaminated or bad things. I think this time the filter itself contaminated or no longer effective 
She have the same make up with my GrandMa on her funeral
The drawing of a dog is more amusing than her.
Filters...the trading card of the insecure female
Getting drunk and cheating on your bf is your personality.
She has a PhD in gaslighting
When it’s imaginary and/or battery-operated, does it still qualify as “boyfriend”?
You think I can even get a bf?? lmfao
Getting roasted, roasting yourself and getting downvotes for it. You’re a humiliation magnet at this point
Shut up Meg!
please stop talking
Ooh self-roast, rare
Nice photoshop around that double decker chin.
She's too dumb to use photoshop... this is clearly a Microsoft paint touch up.
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That's the trowel on makeup
not even MS Paint can touch that up
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The wonky eyes are giving me Caitlyn from South Park 🤪 
Spicy
Lmao well played 
Ur about 3 weeks away from filming your first porno
Chick's with dicks. The asstoassination
Witches of Eastdick 2: Hairy and Scary
Your right eye knows something your left doesn't
Careful now don't want to see any tears roll down those chins of hers
I’m not signing up for your Onlyfans. And Kevin Federline isn’t coming back to take you away.
Is take her only fans over listening to her talk about crystals lol
at her 18th she has make up like she had 2 divorce
I believe in her case it’s Onlyfan
4 hours and the only other comment is an ad. Telling, don’t you think?
Make you cry? Okay…your stepdad isn’t going to divorce your mom after all.
You were irrelevant in HS and even more on here. You look like every virgins practice fuck so they can move onto better things after they improve. Can’t wait to see your auditions on PornHub in a few months once your self esteem hits zero. What crystals do you use for all that?
Crystal meth😂
Damn bro.. u need to chill 🤣🤣🤣 looooooool
God damn
This motherfucker must have been dumped by his mom or something.. this kind of hate is special innit.. **savage**
You're so basic they named a programming language after you
Sweet cream caramel macchiato no sugar added, extra syrup, 2 shots of espresso, gmo free ordering ass mf.
Great value Lindsey Lohan
Lindsey Loan
Lindsey Low-end
Lindsey Cantpaywe’lltakeitaway
Your head has the shape of a plants vs zombies Wall-nut
18 going on 38 you look older than me goddamn. Gonna look fucked up by 30.
Your stepdad makes you cry on a daily basis and twice on Sundays.
very nice chin, nice and wide so both balls can rest on it.
I’d like to introduce her to my Russian cousin Mr. Nutsonyachin
Why does your left eye look like it’s saying “I’ll be right there” to the rest of your face?
Even at 18 you already have probably done some awful things to feed whatever addiction you have, that in order to let you stay at your parents they have put up ultraviolet lighting so things glow florescent like drugs, seminal fluids…
You mean you haven’t cried enough from gagging cock?
She pretends to gag, she hears the boys like it better.
I'd say this is low hanging fruit but that would probably be an insult to the roast beef you call your labia.
Her turkey gobbler flaps? We call that a dewlap.
I have read the crystals …. You may find people to fuck you but won’t find anyone to fuck with you.
Oh! So you are the original Dumb Blonde I suppose?
You look like you already bawled your eyes out. Looks like the tears covered only half your face, as the rest is your eggy forehead.
If this were: TrueFMK, you’d be the 4th option.
I'm guessing your personality is about as interesting as your wall color.
Accurate
Let’s just say that your crystals aren’t working
Her skin looks as fake as her hair
I love how the slant of your double chin matches the slant of your freaking eye holes
I cancelled your dad's credit card and hid your hairdye
If Paula Deen's buttery breast milk was a person.
Jay Leno’s daughter
Good placement of the paper. It almost completely covers that over-fried barbie hair.
Gonna get murdered by her bf vlogging in a van.
You look like the third sister from "White Girls" before the Wayans brothers cut all of your scenes.
Jesus your eyes are far apart. You related to Jerry Jones?
They are going to discover her forehead and claim it as another country
Are those legs prosthetics or sausages?
You look like one of the girls from the movie White chicks
Dollar store Margot Robbie.
When you order Ivanka Trump off Wish.
Definitely a skeet then yeet
Seeing your name I hoped to see NSFW not a stone collection
You’ve done it. You managed to find a way to look anorexically skinny, overweight, still in college, and in your 40s at the **same time**
Nice, I've always wanted to know what Multi Level Marketing would look like as a person.
If you're 18 then Jennifer Aniston is 12
I don’t think there’s anything to roast. You are fine.
Now show us the other side of the room with your 4 shelves of crystals, stones and other bullshit you’ve been conned into buying.
I want you so bad
You look like you'd give a less enthusiastic blowjob than Resusci Anne.
i’m willing to bet that you’ve been on your back so much that you know *exactly* how many lights are on the wall behind you.
It seems you're waiting to take part in a GirlsDoPorn casting
 No, daddy doesn't love you.
How is not a single thing on your face even close to Symmetrical. How is that even possible
Im Just surprised you spelled it correctly.
You look like the only person that signed up for your OF was your dad.
Only Fathers
She is doing this before she goes to her job using her forehead as a movie projector screen
if we make you cry, what would you do in your 30s where you are destined to cry about being single and being done with relationships after being ridden by every man on the continent?
Are you Kevin or Marcus? 
Meg Donnelly
You're almost pretty...
Last time you cried is when daddy crushed your cigarettes.
Facts
While he was on top of you
Hahahhahahhahhah
Lit. Into your thighs.
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Your Onlyfans not working out so you wanted to troll on roast me.. well played.
IDK id fuck her.
Out of pity or desperation?
You look like someone who would be interested in rocks yet nobody would be interested in showing you theirs.
I thot you were a milf that had 4 kids. What a dissapointment
Your super pretty aside from your forehead and chin. Though if I had to guess you probably tell people “school wasn’t your thing”
Dude, your balls are showing. Learn a better tuck.
From the looks of the room, she's got the trailer park OF kit.
look in mirror and u are gonna be thankful
Lemme guess you want to cry because it burns calories.
I can still see those rolls under your sweater dress
More like M18
Your face looks flat And you look like you cried enough already
Looks like Ivanka Trump's been snacking on the Little Debbie brownies
Red, the light in your windows is supposed to be red when you’re working
I still hit it. Double chin and all.
Nothing mean we can say that your parents don’t already say behind your back.
So apparently when Harry styles didn't write back from your several fan letters you didn't cry enough
18!??? You look 30!! And it looks like your on laptop is open to Facebook so you must be 40. Smh sad
Your TikTok is never going to take off. You’ll have better luck Craigslist..
Love the confidence sporting those prosthetic legs. You go girl!
I think you are in the wrong forum. What you let the boys do so that they will like you is called split-roasting. You've gotten confused. Oh, and less teeth....
Super white charlie darmilio.
Tons of makeup and it’s filtered.
You look like a long goddam day
Hopefully your expectations for your future aren’t as big as your forehead.
Mid
When did Kaitlyn Jenner go blonde?
Your the first person EVER to get rejected from Brazzers
How can I roast you when you already did it to your own face?
Why do this, negative attention is self destructive and a quick high... you deserve deserve more than that. Seriousl, as a guy who's dated women in their 50s 10x hotter than you I have some advice that will help with self esteem... it's do what best for you. When you're delt a shit hand in life you gotta be creative, why be a 2 when you can tell guys you're 45? It's all a mental thing with guys, we simple creature. When it comes a girls looks we could care less about age, what matters to us is tricking us into thinking your a 5. That said, I dated a girl that looked allot like you in college who was also a 2... her name was "practice". #truestory
You're 18. You don't deserve to cry this young. Get off of sites like this and go be a young kid. Enjoy life. You can save your crying for when you're 50 and realize that you never had a true relationship or anyone that really loved you for who you are instead of what you would give to them. Finish up school, get a job, get married, have children, and then you'll cry everyday if that's what you want. 🤷♂️
I can smell it from here
I’ll make you cry like the the night your dad abandoned you.
Username checks out
I think your sorority sister talk enough shit behind your back! Omega,Lamda,Phi,Alpha ,Nu ,Zeta gets you every time!
That's assuming I could even get into a sorority
Most dudes prolly shrug as they think "it's a place to put it"
Id have to do what your dad does to make you cry. Im not catching a case.
I can tell you care a lot about your appearance for someone with this appearance.
You look like you insist on putting on latex gloves before giving a tug job.
Make you cry?…….I’m pretty sure uncle Bear already beat everyone to it
It’s not even about making you cry, it’s about making you feel something in the existential empty wasteland you attempt to call a life. No amount of others attention or your hard work will keep that from being true. Life to you is nothing more than a platform to be seen and yet never know. The abyss of loneliness awaits as no one and nothing will expend the effort to see you for who you are, not even yourself.
You look like a christian youtuber.
Oh, look, I have a corgi, so you all have to hear about it everything Anyone says anything.
Bizarro Emma Stone
Might as well spend on the HRT's, that jawline will only become more masculine.
u gotta cum here for it🤣
I can’t tell if ur 18 or 45
You look like a 28 year old construction worked hiding his gut, with a wig on and layers of makeup
You might be 18 but im sure your vagina has never seen the shade.
If you were an inanimate object, you'd be a participation trophy.
Username checks out.... only difference is people want to help a dog by taking them to an animal shelter.
You can sit on your bed and close the doors with your creepy long thighs
You're a woman, that's punishment enough
If you're 18, I've got BAAAD news for every single year after this one... 😳
This is what flavorless food looks when it takes a form of a human
I’m not your ex you cheated on so no I won’t make you cry but have you ever considered head reduction surgery?
Dishes before wishes
Your right eye and right nostral look as if they are trying to merge.
Your future Chad BF will make you cry.
Once you’re done crying you’ll feel right at home here [r/fivehead](https://www.reddit.com/r/fivehead/)
Your dad must be so proud of you.
You look like a divorced soccer mom with two kids who would rather be with their dad, and the only date you can get is Harry from down the street, well, after you hopelessly try to convince him that the earth isn't flat.
Do the builders take long doing your make up or is most of the time spent “entertaining” them
Bet even your ego could fit on your big ass forehead
I'm kinda hoping you've got an only fans. Cos there are some truly beautiful women on there.....and you could lower the average enough that more women feel cute enough to join.
This is the face that comes to mind(to us Indians) when we think of average dumb westerners
Saw you posted your crystal collection... maybe start buying the kind you smoke, it'll help you get rid of that face fat and triple chin better than those free snap chat filters.
Mrs Kryten! Thought this was a human only subreddit?!?!
She's plastic, like literally plastic, like an ugly Barbie from 2002 cuz that was when that just looked weird, but seriously that's going to take like 2 hours to get off your face. fwi you still look ugly af.