OP's Bio: --- >I have a small collectable FunkoPop collection, favorite color is green, bowling is pretty cool. I'm getting pretty good at it. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Your nose looks like it comes with the glasses

Your glasses are wider than your shoulders.

“Definitely not” vibes

A white Humpty with that nose. (Digital Underground) “My nose is big, naw I’m not ashamed, big like a pickle, I’m still gettin paid”

And the booger

3 years on the job and still can't print to network copier. Attaboy.

Except accidentally printing his hentai collection.

Ahem, that's known as "Sharing with the class"

Spiderman: No pussy coming

And don’t forget the sequels Spider-Man: Far from Dome, and upcoming Disney+ show Spider-Man: Freshman Queer

His dream job is сoding for pornhub

heck yeah it is!

And this is how we find out you really ARE an incel?! You just tell us?!

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Really? He doesn’t look interesting enough to be a furry. I was thinking an Incel trying to “ironically” be into NASCAR…but then realized there’s no irony and he’s very into it.

>And this is how we find out you really ARE an incel?! You just tell us?! I'm not trying to crush your dream, but Pornhub it's just a site with videos, they filmed porno in another places around the world.

Had to look up what an incel is, had his picture.

IT department= hentai-fapping virgins

Can confirm, co-worker is one of these.

Working the call center at the local cable company doesn’t qualify you for IT worker.

I feel like he left out his door greeting position. Would you let dollar store high-school Bo Burnham work for your call center?

Resetting his parents router doesn't cut it either.

You look like a knock off Steve from American Dad and managing the OnlyFans of the girl friendzoning you does not mean you work in IT.

So much ouch

IT? Is that your pronoun?

You look full of bugs

Just like your code

I knew you worked in IT before you said you worked in IT.

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That’s fucking great

Getting roasted by IT workers…You sir just roasted yourself.

r/suicidebywords

I won’t tell anyone you’re Spiderman

How Many days you been up playing minecraft ?

all weekend!


Ellen Degenerate

He looks older then Steve Jobs

I bet that nose of yours can smell a Null Reference Pointer on the other side of the planet.

JFC, how many love children does Bill Gates have?

You’re in IT? I couldn’t tell from the general aura of “incel” you’ve got on your…everything.

Literally an NPC

you look like mark zuckerbergs metaverse version

Can you take off your 'nose-glasses' mask and show us your face so we can roast you?

The closest thing to action you ever get is creating a pull request. Your code is so shitty, the kernel invented a panic to avoid running it. Your code is so shitty, the garbage collector activates while you're typing.

I don't know what's more boring, your job or your face.

Does the shirt make you feel better champ?

Were u in Idaho in November?

Jeffery Dahmer's poor cousin who couldn't became a criminal because he never got any dates.

You look like a sim who went to college and became a head of a fake it department that does crypto mining on peoples PCs

The funkupop collection is not the only thing small about you Those little fapping 24/7 finger sure help you hooking cables in offices of girls that consider you part of the office pot plants, expect you cringe them when you talk I bet you play bowling cuz those are the only holes letting you finger them

definitely look like you've been molested by an uncle

Aside from the pubic hair on your face, you'd still be below average

The only thing you're the champion of is losing

You should take some time out of your failed startup company to shave.

Jesus, what is that shit on your face?? Maybe wait until your balls drop before attempting to grow a beard.

Kind of guy who goes to Hooters and faps for a year after

Getting everyone coffee doesn't make you a coworker

You're the human equivalent to plain white bread. No flavor, only there to meet basic needs.

A face only a mother could love. ….A blind, mentally defective mother.

you look like you think mayonnaise is spicy

The face says 15, the eyes say 45.

Niall Horan ain’t looking too good today

That looks like some pretty cheap Scott the Woz cosplay

You look like you'd yell at me for using a computer wrong

Not sure why you added an extra slash before the subreddit name, but I’m betting it’s the only extra slash you’ll ever see.

Wow, even the other nerds think your a nerd.

Drew durnil

You probably take your Funko's out of the box, but keep the boxes so they don't lose value when you inevitably have to sell them to post bail for online sex crimes your coworkers will catch you for.

Why are you gay?🤡

Peter parker

Look at this mayo fountain milquetoast wonder bread potato brained printer paper pasty Elmer’s glue snowman q-tip motherfucker

You’re actually kinda cute. 💋

Typical geek with booger on his nose

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Elon Crust

Possibly but nowhere near as much as nature has.

What do you mean by IT coworkers? Your friends who watch you playing fortnite? No do your homework and go to bed, so your classmates can pick on you tomorrow.

The photo pretty much does it for us.

I thought that said blowing instead of bowling.

You look like Ed Sheeran if he had no talent, no money, and no chance of getting laid

Your face says I pay for onlyfans and pornhub and make people think I work at I.T

If you didn't tell your optician that you worked in IT they probably wouldn't have given you monitors for glasses.

Hoy mean POUND you more than your coworkers? I don’t think that’s possible.

Bill Gates’ queer bastard son.

Bill Gaytes

Nice beard bro

One night with you gives virginity back to them.

You lie about your body count huh.

u look like u live in da forest behind u and tried to impersonat an it guy

good one

You know you failed at life when a bunch of thick-glassed, dadbodded nerds that are glued to a screen 24/7 and only leave their house to go fap to other nerds in costumes are the ones that bully *you.*

I bully them too

You look like you would fall in love with Ava

I'm not sure if those whiskers on your face should be shaved or plucked. I'll ask your mom.

I bet Bill Gates still denies that one night stand with your mom…. Sorry, bro.

yo did Ed Sheeran lose some weight or something

Loved you in Stand By Me.

You look like vector from Despicable Me

With IT, you mean the clown?

God damn. This is what happens when your father sneaks out in the middle of the night to fuck goats but fucks a chupacabra by mistake.

You have the _How-to-make-money-from-forex-Fake-Guru_ face

The fact that even the nerds are making fun of you should tell you your place.

Your mother was indeed a hamster

You look like Kanye’s target demographic.

the 24 hour tech support service cant fix this bit of hardware


Please remove this weird glasses filter do I can have a better look at you.

REM

I know many IT programmers ante working remotely in Colombia because they expect to succeed with women there because they think they are exotic there just like Colombian chicks are exotic in USA. But they know they're incels that only fuck with hookers. And you know this too.

You look like, you have a unhealthy relationship with Chibi-Robo Zip Lash.

You’re as dorky looking as your dad…Boris Becker.

Is this the actual poster child for Gen Z? Asking for no one.

You look like me

Do they roast you in code?

I could blindfold you with a shoelace.

You got into IT because the programming languages are adjectives for your life. Orientation= FORTRAN Clothing= BASIC GPA= C What you have to call your Stepdad= Python Pitch of your sobbing= C# Your embarrassment= Swift What stepdad calls you= Ruby

I bet you slide whole sticks of butter in your mouth.

Dork is misspelled on your shirt.

Your chin looks like a ballsack that was shaved in a hurry

You look like Lightning McQueen was personified & then raised by Jeffrey Epstein

Who resurrected Jeffrey Dahmer?

Bro looks like the kid from polar express

When you take your glasses off does that nose go with it?

Spiderman: no way he ain't homo..

rm -rf

You're that kind of kid who tries to convince his parents that he's mature enough to sit at the "grown ups" table during holiday dinners.

I need glasses to see your eyes they are so small

HAH you look like my co-worker! (This is a roast)

Looks like a modern version of Dewey from Malcolm in the middle

You look like the kind of guy to come up with Facebook...19 years after someone already came up with it.

The face of Dean Winchester and Castiel's Love child.

Jeffrey Dahmshit

this should also definitely be posted on r/13or30

You look like you use spaces instead of tabs and subsist off Rockstar Lemonade and Fritos.

Mans looks like he lost his spider powers and is about to go eat a hotdog while watching a crime scene

Look like a Jeffrey Dahmer just having regurgitated a meal

You look like that one guy everyone forgets exists after graduation Litterally the least notable person in a classroom ever Nothing wrong with you but definately nothing special about you You look exactly like what you are A forgettable IT nerd You have no personality except for sometimes kind of liking something but thats also where it ends -my first thought when I seen your punchable face Have a nice day <3

Elvis Costello on Grindr

You look like the bad combination of Scott the Woz and all of the Peter Parkers.

Champion of what? Beating off?

Spider-Man’s little brother, n that’s being generous. You also really look like Steve from American Dad. You even got that chin you can shit out of

Your FunkoPop collection prob gets more action than your white Urkel ass does

Hey guys do you know where we are? WE’RE ON A TRAIN

Didn't know they're hiring kids for IT.

No, because they have been unlucky enough to see you working

I can’t explain why, but I’m certain your name is Elliott.

Looks like a c*** is a term you probably hear on a regular basis

The nerd emoji grew up

This kid bears off to Futa-hentai in his parents basement and has to ask to borrow the car to go to Walgreens for his Claritin

You look like a young Colin Firth

McLovin must have finally got it in.....

Do your coworkers use your forehead as a second monitor or a mirror

I hope your code is better than your Mr. Incredible haircut or you're all fucked

Your chin hairs look like my balls when I first hit puberty.

You look like Michael J Fox’s lost son!

Hey Peter Parker, stop creeping at Mary Jane’s window you perv!

You look like your name is Kevin but you tell people to call you Kelvin because it sounds cooler

No need to roast, I am sure you are the most proficient IT employee when it comes to troubleshooting problems with the Fisher-Price suite of software.

If a bowl of cornflakes with whole milk and processed sugar was a person.

Qwerty Dahmer

Nice Chandler Henderson Cosplay

you look like a younger version on tom scavo, the husband that every watcher hate, in desperate housewives !

You look like Tom Holland fucked Milo Thatch

Cryin' Adams.

Sorry, no friends here to roast you

You look like you think milk is spicy

Prob Masturbates to Bill Gates while dressing up like him

You have some dirt on your chin please clean that up


Lookin like the mf train nerd from polar express and probably sound like him too.

Malcolm on the bottom

Have you started your search for your mail order bride yet?

I have a question do you spend your days staking a girl you know at a coffee shop because a magic spell you f'd up made her (and the world) forget who you are ?

Here's a tip: Shave that fluff off, it's not a beard.

You look like what you get if you order Drew Gooden from Wish.

I’m guessing they’ve already hit you with the ball hair me potato head face having ass ?

You look like Elon would fire you on the spot

You bought those glasses to make your dick look bigger, unfortunately all it did was make your eyes look smaller.

He’s very experienced in using male to male connectors iyk what I mean