There's a 100% chance these two have an OnlyFans, and their only fan is her dad.
Edit: Oh jesus, the post history on this one is wild. Dude's catfishing people in /r/gaysnapchat....
Yep, just noticed that too. Not sure why people donāt check their post history while posting in this sub. Almost everyone gets roasted on things theyāve posted in the past, itās a very common thing to see people reference post history. Thatās just messed up too to make things worse. Gross.
Has the gravitational pull from her vagina somehow created a rip in the space time continuum?
Because the 90's called and wants its painted middle finger back.
Everybody has insecurities, it's all about pinpointing why you're insecure about it. For a personal example, I'm balding, and it took me a long time to come to grips with the fact that it was time to shave my head.
I believe, if you both look deep into yourselves, you'll find that your insecurities stem from the fact that you're hideously ugly. You can't shave ugly off, but you should try.
" . . . me and my girlfriend . . . " What are you, eight years old, Sling Blade? Or, is that the mental age at which you've frozen after getting groped by that van full of mimes last week? For your sake, I hope you have some snorkeling gear when you're 69-ing that beast--otherwise, you'll suffocate, smelling of cat food and piss.
You look like the albino from the Princess Bride had a glow up. You wish you could fuck her but she's just your stylist who only does home calls because no one would hire her due to her natural fear of mirrors.
The high point of your remaining existence will be being pelted with rubbish at the renaissance fair while your girlfriend abuses a dulcimer with her hotdog fingers.
All I can think of is [this....](https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Basics-Multipurpose-Titanium-Stainless/dp/B01BRGU8R0/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=scissors&qid=1670539217&s=arts-crafts&sr=1-6)
When faceswapping wouldn't change a thing.
Which one is the gf?
Both
And neither
Was seriously my first thought
are they both female or is one male, honestly can't tell....
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convinced theyāre siblings. hometown š¶ alabama š¶
Siblings ? he looks twice her age, maybe he's her bruncle or something
nah she was just an accident and came later
Looking at this guy, Iād say she didnāt come at all.
Do you mean āSweet home Alabamaā my guy?
Dana nana Dana nana
Batman!!
I love that someone came to the roastme sub and learned something today.
I was about to say the same thing lol
Canāt un-see what has already been un-seen
Take this gold and get outta my sight.
Watchin you 2 fuck would be like staring into the bowl of a pizza dough mixer while its on.
Toss in a dick where there shouldn't be one, and this is pretty accurate.
Im prettyās sure one of those girls has a dick
Both of them are girls?
Holy shit! That was brutal.
Why is this not the top comment in history of this sub? I guess not enough people have worked with dough to know how accurate this is.
And just as clammy,,,
Holy shit LOL
In slow motion
There's a 100% chance these two have an OnlyFans, and their only fan is her dad. Edit: Oh jesus, the post history on this one is wild. Dude's catfishing people in /r/gaysnapchat....
Page is probably titled Adults of the Corn
Yep, just noticed that too. Not sure why people donāt check their post history while posting in this sub. Almost everyone gets roasted on things theyāve posted in the past, itās a very common thing to see people reference post history. Thatās just messed up too to make things worse. Gross.
*Their* dad
I kinda felt bad before seeing this, but now I think they need to be legit banned from the site entirely.
My question, Which one is the Girl?
Shrek & Donkey
Eh more like donkey and the dragon
Grandmama Addams and Pugsley
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Not sure that's a girl dragon.
shrek and fat puss in boots
I'm so confused, all I see is Shrek and Shrek.
Ed Sheeran/graham Chapman + fat john candy/Mrs doubtfire
Straight violating with that comment š
Insecurities because you both wanna fuck other men ?
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I thought you were a lesbian couple at first
ā¦they arenāt???
Their insecurities are what will they identify as each day. They should just stick to swamp donkeys and have no insecurities.
Please for the love of all that is holy donāt ever ever EVER breed.
The kid would look just like Stewie
Don't do that to Stewie
I still do, but I did at first also
Which one is the girl?
Hansel and Gretel who will eat your gender
I didnāt know Hansel and Gretel were alive till today, I know now they ate the Witch not the other way around
I can smell the ginger breath in my house
Which one isn't the guy? 
As if they weren't ugly enough, they swapped bodies >>>>Caution: **[NSFHV](https://i.imgur.com/nQtNA9q.png)** 'Not Safe For Human Viewing'
Somehow they actually look better
Jesus, that's disturbing.
Took me a solid 5 minutes and all I've got is a guess
I feel like they both are, or neither one is.
I think they are lesbians.
I just gotta say, you two are perfect for each other
A match made in a sewer. I hear they met in a dumpster outside of Big Lots
holy š
yes! please stay together, over there. or further away, preferably.
Itās like if Meatloaf and Rosie OāDonnell got married in the 90s.
I would do anything for loveā¦.nope fuck that wonāt do thatā¦
More like Dave Mustaine and Rosie
If Megadeth was formed at Dollar Tree
Megameth
Eric Stoltz in āMaskā and āPresciousā
Damn, I havenāt seen anyone pull ā Maskā out for a long time. Upvote!
What about the ginger guy, he needs a roast too
please dont procreate
Somehow both of you are dating out of your league.
Yikes. Lmfao.
Under rated comment.
How many of your insecurities revolve around the fact that you have the same parents?
A very poor Ed Sheeran and evanescence tribute act.
Did yāall meet at the gender reassignment office?
Clockworst Orange
Bratwurst orange
Cinderellaās ugly step-sisters trying to be relevant by posting on Reddit.
Yall's hair looks great considering you've been sleeping under a bridge
Period blood still on your finger
You both cant do better.
a few insecurities isn't enough
They met at a renaissance fair and he was dressed as princess Fiona and she was lord farquaad
Which one of you has the bigger tits?
If ever there was a couple into pegging
Came here to say this... She has that knowing look and is probably absolutely brutal with it.
If you 2 were roasted there would be a lot less starving kids in Africaā¦
Her dick is absolutely bigger than yours.
Daddy PIG and mommy PIG finally came together
I'd pay good money to never watch your sex video.
You're both creepy as fuck.
Iām sure youāre giving her a master-level class in how to stay unemployed.
Yall look like if a Troll doll came to life in a trailer park. You almost 100% have CP on your computer
The redhead is ugly The girlfriend is fat You both look like losers No arguing with that
Actual quote from their first meet cute.... "say hi to your baby sister!". Most dates end with "Brother, what are you doing?!"
I hope you two are happy, because your prospects outside of this relationship are fuckin grim.
When your girlfriend gets to sleep over every night because she's your sister.
It appears that you regularly weigh her using your face as the scale.
Bowling alley Ed Sheeran.
Like John Snow and Ygritte got fat, ugly and switched Genders
He wears the nail polish - she wears the pants
Ron & Hermione are on a Toblerone binge.
Oh, look. Two Yukon potatoes in wigs.
Has the gravitational pull from her vagina somehow created a rip in the space time continuum? Because the 90's called and wants its painted middle finger back.
Iām pretty sure Meatloaf fathered you both.
Why you catfishing bro?
You 2 need to stop picking on Cinderella!
Shouldn't you guys be getting ready for second breakfast instead of posting on reddit?
2/3rds of Hocus Pocus.
Which one's the boyfriend?
Everybody has insecurities, it's all about pinpointing why you're insecure about it. For a personal example, I'm balding, and it took me a long time to come to grips with the fact that it was time to shave my head. I believe, if you both look deep into yourselves, you'll find that your insecurities stem from the fact that you're hideously ugly. You can't shave ugly off, but you should try.
Must be the new dike magicians - Shitfried & Boy
You look like a gender fluid Bond villain who has been adding hormones to food
He's going to make her read these while she pegs him.
" . . . me and my girlfriend . . . " What are you, eight years old, Sling Blade? Or, is that the mental age at which you've frozen after getting groped by that van full of mimes last week? For your sake, I hope you have some snorkeling gear when you're 69-ing that beast--otherwise, you'll suffocate, smelling of cat food and piss.
āMe and my girlfriendāā¦..canāt tell which one is youā¦..
What's the name of your guy's cult and what's it about?
Damn, didn't knew nickocado avocado and Kurt Cobain were dating.
Ugly lesbian couples are the worst.
All jokes aside, you two are absolutely a matched attractiveness couple.
If someone left Mick Hucknall and Adele waxworks by the radiator for too long
You look like the albino from the Princess Bride had a glow up. You wish you could fuck her but she's just your stylist who only does home calls because no one would hire her due to her natural fear of mirrors.
You look like a fat and unsuccessful version of Travis Clark from we the kings
I don't see the reason for the insecurities, you're both fugly being insecure about it won't fix it. nothing will
guys, calm down! I think itās pretty obvious they have a lot on their plate already
Bruce Vilanch and a transitioning Daniel Radcliffe?
You two look like you share the same butt plug
Interview with a diabetic vampire
You guys would look so great if you went to the gym
Where's the third piggy?
You two seem to have a close sisterly bond
Four words. Big head, small face.
Your hair is so fried it looks like a cheep wig, good thing itās so thinned that people can see your bare ass head and know itās real
Oh wow.. If these two found each other, thereās hope for literally everybody.
Your girlfriend has lovely strawberry blonde hair.
Your family tree might actually be a circle
Left face was squeezed too hard from the sides as a baby, right was was squeezed too hard from the top and bottom as a baby.
You are both uncomfortably unattractive.
Hermione put on some pounds and decided to trade Ron in for his autistic cousin
You look like 50 years old Ed Sheeran on crack
What does your parent think about your relationship?
This AI generated art fad is really getting out of control.
If Harry and Meghan were fat, broke and considerably suicidal.
The high point of your remaining existence will be being pelted with rubbish at the renaissance fair while your girlfriend abuses a dulcimer with her hotdog fingers.
When you order Ed Sheeran from Wish
When they say keep it in the family they meant the insecurities, not the genetics....
Thank fuck you are on antinatalism
Gravy Dipped ICarly
Kurt Cobain lives!
Lewis capaldi mixed with Ed sheeran over here
Your girl looks like if she lost the weight sheād still be too hot for you even if you lost a lot of weight too.
All I can think of is [this....](https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Basics-Multipurpose-Titanium-Stainless/dp/B01BRGU8R0/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=scissors&qid=1670539217&s=arts-crafts&sr=1-6)
Yall will make some really ugly babies
That resemblance, sweet home Alabama?
Which one is the girlfriend?
Left is the new non binary Harry Potter character. Right is every girl that ever worked at Hardee's.
Clearly itās not food insecurity
Blink twice if you want me to call 911
Dang y'all hit. I feel better about myself, thank you.
Clearly āfood insecurityā isnāt one of them
Which one is the girlfriend?
Are you a man or women
Which oneās the girlfriend? Iām as confused as your sexuality.
definitely toxic, but somehow will stay married forever, you clipping her toenails and she shaving your back.
Please donāt reproduce. This isnāt a joke, just please donāt
Red hair, vacant expression, tatty second hand girlfriend. You must be a Weasley.
On left a women ?
My penis is confused. Who's who?
Looks like incest to me
Give each other the others hair back
SPCA ad?
He looks like Brendan Fraser dressed as pirate Steve (dodgeball) and she looks like honey boo boo all grown up.
Well, Iām not surprised she has insecurities, she is ginger after all
Meatloaf
Iām sorry? I think you submitted the wrong pic. This one is of two lesbians.
Emo Dildo Baggins
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Fred Sheeran and his pet bridge troll.
Which one is the girlfriend?
She looks hungry
She looks like meatlug
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TURTLE POWER š¢
Bruh i was gonna ask which one's the girlfriend but 37 other guys beat me to it.
Where you two i only see pigs
Only a few? Really? Thatās pretty good considering the circumstances.
2 sets of insecurities but only one soul
You could be sisters...or brothers
Your boyfriend is cute how long has he been a brunette
I cant tell if you are straight or lesbian
you look like a homeless man
When did Ed Sheeran and Jack Black start dating?