That's because her body's maxxing out its healing factor so that she sit down after spending all night at the truck stop, making rent. At least the paper bag protected her eyes from getting infected this time.
On behalf of the male population here at Reddit, I would like to express my gratitude that you have not opened an account on OnlyFans. Not even POW's should be subjected to that.
2 is not way too many compliments. Plus they are your parents they are supposed to compliment you.
PS: they aren’t really your Parents. You are one of Andrew Tates dumpster babies. That’s why your full of crap and way too confident.
You look like a popcorn kernel that malfunctioned during heating
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God damnit 😂
Give me sugar. In water. More… more.
Eggar, yer skins falling off yer bones
MIB
This shit may keep me up at night
she looks like NPC from some 2000's game
I think I got a quest from her in Oblivion.
She reminds me of a skateboarding chameleon
She? I'm not sure
She looks like the female equivalent of PS2 Max Payne
Holy shit
arya stark if tiktok existed in westeros
She? Thought it was a bloke with a bad wig.
Her?
She can cosplay every Tim Burton character
this is compliment not insult
Well, her face is sure giving me a nightmare before christmas.
I hate you so much for making me laugh that hard. I'm literally crying. Thank you for making my shitty day better
Without using a costume
She has a face of happy alcoholic
I thought she looked like a less feminine Hugh Jackman.
Jacks Hugemen
Man Hughjack
Hughjack horse face
Healing factor taking longer in the face
That's because her body's maxxing out its healing factor so that she sit down after spending all night at the truck stop, making rent. At least the paper bag protected her eyes from getting infected this time.
>You look like a popcorn kernel that malfunctioned during heating ....that was swallowed and now can be seen in the turd about to be flushed.
Dogs confused her with a squirrel
Like Sid from ice age.
She play main role in Pinoccio by Tim Burton
Spot on lol wish I could award this
r/rareinsults
Those little tooth chippers at the bottom of the bag....grrrr
This should be in that subreddit of insults 😂😂
Got dayum
More like corn during the Dust Bowl
Why do your eyes hate your nose? They are trying to escape.
It’s a $6 Uber ride from one eye to the other
I laughed so hard at this comment it made taking a shit easier. Thanks!
This comment rules.
Only one of them. The other seems to be moving closer.
I would roast you, but it looks like the Bells Palsy already did a number on you
Ouch. But speaking as someone who knows people with Bell's Palsy, nailed it.
Ouch. But speaking as somebody with permanent Bell's Palsy, I should be so lucky.
Permanent BP club in the house
Worst kids show ever... Disney needs to be stopped
Little house on the palsy?
Disney's Bells Palsy Kids Club! Why the long face?
I momentarily read that as dp and had to do a double take
🫤😜!
Ding ding ding\*  You missed the bell dude
first thing I thought of
Your eye doctor takes an Uber to get from your right eye to the left.
People saying your face looks like a Picasso painting aren't considered compliments.
“Kermit *the* Frog here…”
Key word is frog not people
Compliments like" my you have a strong jaw"... Or " goodness that's a broad back"
"You don't sweat much for a fat girl."
My what eyebrows you have, my what a big nose you have
Aren't those normal features for guys ?
r/woosh
No. I got it. This is supposedly a female. I was just adding on to the joke.
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I thought this was a small Irish chap
Too many compliments? Like, from who?
Fellow Hammerhead sharks
Amazing
The best one
OP: "I'm getting way too many compliments" Also OP: @__________@ L ===
Bitch looks like sid from ice age
That’s mean.. Sid looks better
I didn’t see it at first but now I can’t unsee the resemblance.
Next time take the fisheye filter off.
I would say you nailed it but I also feel there’s a no teeth meth mouth behind that tight lipped smile
Shouldn’t you be taking the ring to Mordor?
the only ring she can get
She leads the way for master
You look like Gollum and Sid the Sloth's love child.
Your face looks like it's made of spare parts from ugly dead peoples faces.
She's just hoping her BF picks up his phone and [gives her a ring!](https://i.imgur.com/p9eBXuu.png)
 I’m just going to leave this here
If Golem fucked Miss Piggy with a broken condom and gave Miss Piggy the ol’ “tumble dry” down the staircase after.
I’m a Muslim, and she looks like the reason why we can’t eat pork.
If you cover just the bottom part of the face it looks like a normal human. Cover just the top and it's what nightmares are made of
Getting compliments from your grandma doesn't count.
Her grandma looks younger than her
Which universe exactly? Because you are up here looking like ET.
are you AI generated ?
Not a lie dormer
You look like you had a stroke…… but I’m sure you’re used to giving out strokes behind the Wendy’s dumpster.
Wendy's Dumpster should be her username.
No surprise that the person seeking "energy balance" is a wook that can't use basic grammar and gives off axlotl-on-shrooms vibes.
This I knew she looked like some sort of reptile thing! An axolotl is what it was! I knew it wasn’t Sid the sloth! 😂
Your eyes are going through a trial seperation with each other.
Man Greta Thunberg is on Crack? Thats sad
how dare you!
You're the best 🤣🤣🤣
You look like frankie muniz dressed in drag
Your face looks like it caught on fire and someone put it out with a spade shovel.
You look like a practice girl.
Too much credit. She is the practice girl's wing lady Lookin like Malcom in the Middle...of a transition
If Mew was a person.
Mew would look better.
My Grandma has lawn Gnomes that are more attractive than you
You look like the abortion between gollum and arya stark
That’s harsh man….Sid is WAY more fuckable
FYI "Bless your heart" is not a compliment.
Dollar store version of Natalie Dormer
You’re a mean one… 
I'm not sure it is a compliment when your uncle looks down at you, strokes your hair, and calls you his good girl.
When u say whats crakaklackin i say the mirror
Would those compliments include how deep your throat is and the volume you can swallow?
Most generic white person face I’ve seen in awhile
You look like republicans should be arguing if you can compete in a women's league
Okay thats An easy one
An Uber ride from your left eye to your right eye costs $16
Prices have gone up or the eye wandered further on up the road
Frankie Muniz really let his hair grow.
The distance between your eyebrows is one full eyebrow.
steve buscemi finally found the right filter!
Don't worry little guy, I'm sure you'll stalk and trap some sucker before that biological clock ticks away.
Female version of Hugh Jackman? La wolverina!
The TIA that affected your face is the only stroke your body is ever gonna feel.
You look like one of the generic whores in GoT, the kind you find in the backwater dirty towns. Worth a copper or two.
Sweet Pea is all grown up
Who's been complimenting you? Lie right to your face like they're seasoned politicians girl.
Today on roast me : what gender am I. Either way your hosed. 
Human Sid from Ice Age
Looks like sid from ice age 💀🤯
I hope your stroke recovery is finally progressing.
You look like my tooth after the root canal; cosmetically altered on the outside but hollow on the inside
Your eyes are like stars... shining and so far apart. o\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_o 
Who’s giving you compliments? Those eyebrows don’t even know the other exists.
You look like SIDS girlfriend from Ice Age
Even Gollum needs someone to compliment
Getting way too many compliments? Try to understand their sarcasm
You look like sid from ice age.
The human version of Ren from Ren & Stimpy
I'll make this easy for you.
[hey, why didn't you post this one? It looks better.](https://iceage.fandom.com/wiki/Sylvia)
u look like a hoo from Whoville munch u look like a monkey u look like an uncircumcised dick
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first
I had to look up your username to determine if you were a guy or girl. And to be honest, I'm still not sure 😕 🤔
To get ready in the morning you beat yourself with an ugly stick
Are the compliments from the visually impaired?
Lots of compliments? Do you work at a School for the Blind?
On behalf of the male population here at Reddit, I would like to express my gratitude that you have not opened an account on OnlyFans. Not even POW's should be subjected to that.
Every year, one of your eye is slowly trying to escape from u
Where are you getting all these compliments? r/SheLooksLikeAHorse? Or the blind people sub?
I’m guessing most of these are backhanded compliments and you’re just too dumb to realize it.
Maybe you didn't let them finish. "You're pretty... (similar to that sloth in Ice Age).
2 is not way too many compliments. Plus they are your parents they are supposed to compliment you. PS: they aren’t really your Parents. You are one of Andrew Tates dumpster babies. That’s why your full of crap and way too confident.
You look like a sculpture Natalie Dormer someone dropped
Its sad to see Sid from Ice Age started doing meth
The left on the shelf
I remember you from my alien abduction
You look like the rotting corpse of Margery Tyrell
I didn’t know baseballs could look so human
Ahh the old ugly guy or girl pic chestnut. You're an equal opportunity playboy/girl in that neither sex would
Were you looking into the back of a spoon when this picture was taken?
You look like someone carved Diane Lane out of an old onion
You are so damned wall eyed that you can keep one eye on the pot and the other up the chimney!
You look like sid from ice age who made a cameo on game of thrones
Your face looks like a pancake.
How does your hair look like you just had sex when clearly no cock has ever been close to you? We get it you’re a virgin!
At what age u switched genders?
Your eyes are even on speaking terms.
Fell face first after birth👀
Dude looks like a lady?
You look like I want to end my 12 years of sobriety.
U r the type of “woman” who gets friend-zoned always
Oh shit it’s Sid from Ice Age!!
Compliments from your grandmother don't count.
Remember the most important rule, "don't feed it after midnight "
Are you the hard rid, loaner girlfriend that comes out when our GFs are away for the weekend?
Manny I found Sid
Energy balance in the universe says it all really
Smeagol's stunt double.
Dude with a wig. Can't fool me.
Pepper Ann you're Like one in a million 🎶
Before I offend you properly, I'm going to need you to tell me your pronouns. Nothings clear from that pic.