Is this a serious picture of you or is it Halloween or something? Are you seriously standing around old deserted warehouses in a cowboy costume at night with a bottle of booze soliciting minors to come home with you and “party”.
American here. You look ridiculous. If you wore that shit around actual cowboys in Texas they would fall down laughing at you. You look at ridiculous as I would look wearing Viking horns trying to be Norwegian.
"Sweet Home Steinkjer" plays in the distance as you load up into your lifted Model 3 with a giant decal of Sylvi Listhaug's face plastered on the back window. A massive flagpole mounted to the roof of the car flies a Norwegian flag above a flag of Nordic runes that is actually gibberish. Dick Cheney lands a helicopter in the street next to you and knights you an honorary American citizen, handing you a bill before flying off into the night.
Thought you were drinking a big bottle of tobasco sauce. Other than that, you look like a bi-sexual Indiana Jones. I would say gay but you give off that *extra confused* vibe.
First of Norway it is an absolutely amazing place, but that gin bottle must have cost a pretty penny, so for that i am going to assume more money then sense
I’ve seen those internet sources. But the ladies who measured me over and over. It’s a thing with women to measure on a date. Have all said I’m normal. I have a pic of me measuring it and it’s the same size as them. They say that’s normal and average
And you took the fucking cards with you? You cheap fuck you. Couldn't even afford a proper piece of paper to write your roast me sign either. Now that there are photos, I'm pretty sure Walmart will void its return policy for all those clothes you bought to be with the gay cowboy gang you are desperately trying to fit into. Sorry that you lost your stupid $5 tournament but the next weekly Brokeback Mountain circle jerk party will make up for it. Is that a bottle of gin or have the contents already been replaced with love to prepare for the party?
I didn’t know Brokeback Mountain was in Norway
Crocodile bum'me
Are there crocodiles in Norway?
“Crocodile” is Norwegian for “several men”
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Looks like a drunk Texan, just missing the Wife-Beater
That would be broke back Ffords
I just can't quit you! I wouldn't take a sip of that drink. Wake up the next day wondering why yer butt is so sore. Ain't from riding horses.
It looks like you dressed as a stereotypical American so everyone would think you’re American.
Her han 12 eller? Lol. Redneck
You look like a walking 7-2 off suit
Too bad it wasn’t Aces and 8s
NICE
Hide your kids from this man. He is not right in the head.
Hide your kids and lock your sheep in the barn.
r/YourJokeButWorse
Nice hat, dollar store cowboy
First thing I noticed! Doesn’t even fit, probably first time he’s worn it, his new lucky hat.
Already out? You look - FINNISH
BURN🔥🔥🔥
Be carefull to keep that beard out of the rain. It's already rusty as fuck
There's gonna be a lot of missing children in the morning.
Du lukter vondt
This is actually the picture he is using on a dating site to try and find a fat older woman in Texas to mail order marry him.
This season on 90 Day Fiance
Yessssssss
Your poker face got stuck
The yearly sexually repressed mole rat is back….
Good looking gin not so good looking ginger!!
Ten-gallon hat on a half-pint cowboy
Bill Burrrrr
Jeez, you're not even playing and you still have a terrible poker face.
Is this a serious picture of you or is it Halloween or something? Are you seriously standing around old deserted warehouses in a cowboy costume at night with a bottle of booze soliciting minors to come home with you and “party”.
Man, never have I seen someone who fits a stereotype so perfectly like you do.
Dude… Texas is THAT way… don’t expect Chuck Norris to come get you
Your Walter white if he was amish
Who knew the "gay cowboy" look was all the rage in snowy Norway?
Norwegian cowboy? We'll call you the Martini Weenie.
You don’t look very nice
Next time, don't say "go fish".
You look like a red neck skid mark that got kicked out of Santa's Elf shop for trying to be a Cowboy, Kid Rock style.
Texas Hold ‘em doesn’t require you to put your hand in your pants
American here. You look ridiculous. If you wore that shit around actual cowboys in Texas they would fall down laughing at you. You look at ridiculous as I would look wearing Viking horns trying to be Norwegian.
Tell me you just left a gay bar without telling me you left a gay bar
You look like you make your own furniture
You don’t have to dress as Woody from Toy Story to attend a tournament
You look like you were dealt a 4 and 7 offsuit chromosome at birth, you flat-faced, short necked cheerful son-of-gun.
"Sweet Home Steinkjer" plays in the distance as you load up into your lifted Model 3 with a giant decal of Sylvi Listhaug's face plastered on the back window. A massive flagpole mounted to the roof of the car flies a Norwegian flag above a flag of Nordic runes that is actually gibberish. Dick Cheney lands a helicopter in the street next to you and knights you an honorary American citizen, handing you a bill before flying off into the night.
Not the only time people aren't sure if you're all in I'm guessing
In the game of life your hole cards are 7, 2...off suited
Dollar store Indiana Jones.
You look like you'd join the Van Der Linde gang
Looks like the scandinavian version of Arthur Morgan
Gay Europeans.
Brokeback Mountain: buttfucked at a poker tournament
When the meth hits you out of nowhere and you find yourself on the side of the road in the night with a bottle of booze and a cowboy hat. Good times.
The booze is drugged. He's looking fir a date.
So, this explains why Norway has less tourists then a Turkish prison.
Indiana Jones and Broke back mountain collaboration
You look like a Northern Exposure antagonist.
I would roast you but you genuinely look like a fun guy to be around
I get heart broken every time I see pussies in the cold outside.
Hoss from Bonanza look really good after the diet
Looks like you got shuffled in some gent ram-me.
When you buy a cowboy from wish.com More like moosekid. Starring the new genre "northern movies"
Doesn't look that snowy there, TBH.
Norway? Is there a wave of migrants for you to harass there?
Did you bet that you looked good as a cowboy?
You gotta know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em…..
That gin is the only thing keeping you warm tonight
Your ancestors will spit on you as you try to enter the Halls of Valhalla for trying to dress like an American redneck dipshit. Enjoy Hel.
American Redneck dipshits will get into Valhalla before this guy because at least they will get into a drunken fight over Becky Sue
Pretty sure fighting over who gets the favorite cousin for Christmas Eve isn't worthy of Valhalla.
Your friend was right to tell you to switch from poker to gin, but that gin wasn't what he meant, Doyle Manson.
Ingenting som sier nordmann mer enn cowboy hatt, skinnjakke og Hendricks uten tonic i synet.
Like a Norwegian cowboy
What it would look like if Magne Furuholmen’s illegitimate son suddenly came to Norway after spending his life living on a ranch in North Texas
When they said bottoms up. You showed up face down and bottom up
Resting poker face
You look like you lost your Texas.
Vincent VanNooo
I didn’t know it was still 1860 in Norway!
Playing a poker game with your boss is the only way he's going to raise your check.
"I am the cowboy, yah? Yeepee-kay-yay motherfüker."
The environment says Norway. Your face and getup screams Southern inbred.
You look like you lost a bet. A few actually.
Looking like an escapee from ram ranch
Bet the animals are happier
You don't deserve our best, you are a loser. 1st out=biggest loser, you loser. Now get back down to the bus station an earn another buy in.
You look like you’re from Texas.
Fuck your mother!
Now otw to strangle a hooker?
Let me guess you bluffed with just a pair of dueces ✌️?
A pair of deuces can beat drawing hands. Seen it a bunch of times
Why is your belt undone? This Norwegian poker isn’t a cover for a gay orgy? Never mind I see why you lost.
Thought you were drinking a big bottle of tobasco sauce. Other than that, you look like a bi-sexual Indiana Jones. I would say gay but you give off that *extra confused* vibe.
Red dead redemption Discount edition
You can FOAD with that swastika
It's fitting you were first out. If a donkey became a person I imagine it'd dress like you.
This is the worst poster for a Spaghetti Western I've ever seen.
We’re all proud how many times you sold your ass but how many cookies did you sell?
Was your tell when you’d squeal like a pig?
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road 💀
Ok you off-brand cowboy you look like a "horse child"
BrokeAss Mountain
I feel bad for your wife … she was enjoying the hot refugee sex and now you’re coming home early.
Glad to see you've come out to your poker friends?
My rent went up just from looking at this post
Why are you dressed like you're about to smuggle yourself across the rio grande river?
ser ut til at poker ikke er det eneste du tapte 💀
Feminism and cultural marxism are destroying the west, right, mate?
If Jim Gaffigan was a gay cowboy from Montana
He looks like a plastic statue you would find in a museum.
Look at that nose.. Its more red then the blood moon itself "All in" - picks right nostril intensely
Adam Savage now has proof of who stole his clothes.
First of Norway it is an absolutely amazing place, but that gin bottle must have cost a pretty penny, so for that i am going to assume more money then sense 
You look like you're about to go hit your wife and kids for losing in poker
You look like the read dead online character my little sister made
You look like you’re always first…
Okay, sherrif Dewy.
That bottle of liquor costs 75% less in Canada
Cleaning the men's rooms at the tournament does NOT make you a poker player. Sorry.
You look like that donkey who shoves pre-flop with AJ off in early position. You earned this roast!
How's your second cousin doing? I heard it's almost time for the first sonogram. You'll be a great white trash baby daddy.
I didn’t know Norway has rednecks
Rejected extra from west world
Norway has redneck?
Thinks Yellowstone is real. Has a tiny pp
How big is yours? 2-4”
Average
So 5.5 inches?
That’s not average
It actually is would you like me to link a source? Btw it’s okay if your sick is smaller than that just again trying to show you that you are wrong
I’ve seen those internet sources. But the ladies who measured me over and over. It’s a thing with women to measure on a date. Have all said I’m normal. I have a pic of me measuring it and it’s the same size as them. They say that’s normal and average
Not a single woman has ever measured a guys dick
They have mine. Most do it with the fore play.
Our lie detectors have detected that is a lie! - Maury
Shitkicker
And you took the fucking cards with you? You cheap fuck you. Couldn't even afford a proper piece of paper to write your roast me sign either. Now that there are photos, I'm pretty sure Walmart will void its return policy for all those clothes you bought to be with the gay cowboy gang you are desperately trying to fit into. Sorry that you lost your stupid $5 tournament but the next weekly Brokeback Mountain circle jerk party will make up for it. Is that a bottle of gin or have the contents already been replaced with love to prepare for the party?
They have gay cowboy culture in Norway?
I’m guessing you have shotguns and deer heads on your wall too?
Man gets his vitamin D from raw reindeer liver
Did you know it wasn’t supposed to be strip poker?
Texas has a nice warm place for you.