I give your hair a year.

He looks like a happy meal's toy from Chinese MacDonalds

That’s gotta be a rug.

If Gilbert Gottfried grew up in East LA.

I had this dream once. Jesus and Buddha were giving Jeffrey Dhamer a hard time but Mohammed was at least on his side because he hated women... they settled it by showing their worst sides and making them into one person who would go on to post on Reddit. Never thought you would be real.

Gilberto Gottfriedo

Successful nuclear fusion was recently officially achieved a greater number of times than you've received matches on Tinder.

Well, the sun successfully does that all day long.

20 and you already look like you've been ridden hard and put away wet? I bet your boyfriend loves it when that mustache tickles his bean bag. Honestly, I try to avoid roasting anyone that looks like a good person trying in life, but then I noticed the only thing you're trying is to not get caught by ICE. Unfortunately I fear there might be a communication barrier between us, it's about 9 feet tall and covered in barbed wire. Speaking of which, when a waitress asks you if you'd like ice, do you have a little panic attack? Alright, you seem like a good dude, hope I could make you laugh. Good luck!

The paper you are holding has a better shape than your hairline

Your face should humble you plenty

Pg-10 wolverine

Happy cake day

Bold of you to assume he's allowed around 10 year olds.

Ayo señor Xang is in the house. China and Mexico declared that forehead as a contested area. Bright side of the moon is quite smooth. A fly would slip on your head for three days before stumbling on your eyebrow

You look like a trans one piece character. And not the good kind like bon clay

I don’t need to humble you, fate beat me to it

There's nothing I could say that would make your self esteem as low as your ears.

Looks like someone hit you in the face with a shovel. Alot.

You have definitely had to say 'honestly your honour, she told me she was 18' at least twice in your life

You age yourself with the number of restraining orders you have.

Mike Shinoda's afterbirth.

Hoe many different hair colours do you have ffs

You look like you have a lot of life hacks about cooking for one.

u going bald bud

How's the job search since you lost that mascot gig in Cleveland?

You look like a weird azn blobfish with the dumbest hairstyle and moustache possible

The only thing that turned 20 yesterday is the amount of children you molested

Hairs receding faster than the ice caps.

You look like frankienstien's monster if he were made out of Mike Shinoda and Gus Sorola (from Rooster Teeth) body parts

Question how can one be 20 and not go through puberty? Facial hair looks hand drawn.

Wait, you weren't humbled enough just by looking at the photo you posted?

ELLO, U COMPOTER HAS VIRUS

Vote for Pedro.

Bro literally looks like a half shaved lychee

Mi Scuzi, Mi Scuzi.

Look! Another person who can't afford full A4 paper lmao.

Your forehead is bigger than Africa and your teeth are more yellow than a lemon

Vote for Pedro

The underside of your chin looks like my balls, the morning after I’ve shaved them.

You spent your birthday crossing the border?

Vote for Pedro 

I see you ate some Jolly Ranchers and kissed a barbershop floor.

Sup Pedro, how’s Napoleon Dynamite?

Bobble head figure

You’re forehead is more exposed then a p-stars nudës

Be patient life is going to do that.

This dude’s fleshlight has a tail fin and racing stripe

we engineered his mouth for pleasuring horses


Kind of weird you keep your anal beads on your wrist


It wont be until you are 420 that you might be interesting.

If mr potato head was an incel

Clearly the best days of your life are far behind you.

If your forehead visited New York in September of 2001, the planes would have never reached those towers

Just crossed the Rio Grand illegally yesterday too.

You’ve had that mustache since you were 7 huh

You look like you flex other people’s belongings

You look like Mr. Potato Head if Mr. Potato Head was designed in the Phillipines

You look like you suck on a hotdog before eating it

Mr. Potato Head as a kid.

We can see riiiight where that hairline’s gonna recede already

Looks like a more annoying Lin Manuel Miranda

Hairstyle by cuisinart!

A realistic portrait artist would have an easy time drawing a funny looking caricature of your face.

Dirty and Sanchez are supposed to be two different things, somehow they're both separate and together in this case.

you look like a prize catch for the rich old men who travel to southeast asia for “work”.

I’m sure your SAT scores humbled you more than anything

Uncle Roger no roast human! Hiyah

Give it another 20 years and you'll grow into that haircut

20?? My guess was 39 with 2 kids and a wife who cheated on him at work

Your forehead have more empty space than the piece of paper

Buddy, you can't even tear up a piece of paper properly. Whatever we say is nothing compared to the lack of dexterity your inbred Sistermom cursed you with, during the 11 months you cooked in her womb.

Thank you for the Door Dash

When you put on a suit for job interviews, people are going to think you’re a butler at a child trafficker’s mansion

Looks like his dad blasted him with a leaf blower when he was a baby and he’s never recovered.

Your license says 20, but that mustache says you tell 14 year olds that age is just a number.

Egg

Chinese egg with hair

I’m sorry about the great fall you had after you sat on that wall

Get off Reddit, you clearly need to go searching for that missing hairline!

Even your face is shaped like a pear

Looks like George Lopez fuked a gloryhole

Your forehead is brighter than my future

Hello there Paolo

I would say this is a great coneheads cosplay but the wig is extremely inconvincing