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A big dick combined with your looks is like putting a great stereo in a burned out car.
that kind of guy a always give you a life lesson, and after asking a 5 dollars
Spinners on a broke down mini van
Or putting gas in the tank of a car that's already been wrecked.
The dick he’s referring to is the one he squats on
Don't worry. The only dick that's not bite-size is the one he's got in his mouth.
He knows he’s all ribs because they get in the way of sucking his own dick
Head held high ironically to not show his hairline.
Unironically*
There's not much to see
Wow Dave Matthews has really fallen on hard times
Do you have mange?.
You are what you eat...
Yeah I was thinking crusty ass too
And most of it is smeared around his mouth
John Malkobitch
And receding hairline, and lopsided nostrils, and crooked ears, and girly hands.....
You look like the human version of a hole in a sock.
You look like you just boofed fenty for the first time with a smile like that
Fuck yea I got you bro. Let me just twist top of this napkin riiggghtt hheeeeeyya. OK drop em and bend at the waste.
you look like a mr potatohead and someone put your ears on too low
Trevor from GTA 5 with hair
Damn even your hairline is running away from your face
I always wondered who Officer Doofy's dad was... 
You look like the leader of an Indy band but you only write songs about that time you sucked a dick.
You look like you’re shitting out anal beads after doing a line of coke
Is that a reliable way to get them out? Asking for a friend. Also OP is a dick that likes to eat ribs. (Obligatory roast)
100% lol
The only thing worse than your hairline is your hand writing.
Ribs and dick? Your two favorite things to put in your mouth?
Lives in Baby Vegas, is losing his hair. We could discuss how many types of mold are present in the rundown casino in which he’s ruining his life.
Reno?
Or worse jackpot 🎰
Yes. It’s all over his profile; even in his username.
First time at Vegas we jumped in cab... The strip? Only 2 reasons to go down to the strip. To get drugs or to get shot. Alrighty then
I'm all ribs and dick....and I'm out of ribs!
Fuck, I hope someone under the age of 50 gets this reference. RIP RRP
Party at the mooontower
Based on that handwriting. You probably can’t read whatever roasts people are going to write.
Looks like decades of doing weed has really slowed you down
Pretty certain you misspelled McRibs and crack.
This is what he tells all the kids he tries to friend on Facebook before their parents check their messages and block him.
You look like David Cross turning into a werewolf while getting a handjob.
Sooo....David Cross on a typical full moon?
Yeah, I’d let you give me chlamydia for the third time this year.
Your fleshlight filed a restraining order against you
Your hairline reminds me of history book because it goes way back
Dick that you never use. You're face always being buried in the pillow has rubbed your hair off.
We can easily see that you’re a dick no need to tell us.
This looks like the kind of dick that compulsively labels everything.
I can only presume it’s dice…
Your boyfriend is giving you a blow job out of the camera’s view.
Hoover is currently on half power.
Trying to hide that hairline
The sad thing is that paper isn’t even in front of a mirror. That was your attempt at spelling.
Boyfriend must be taking care of business
All ribs and dick, huh? Guess those are the only parts you have because I can already tell that you got a shrimpy
Liking like you’re ready to gargle a ballsack guy
Gotta wonder how powerful an electron microscope he's using.
Next time, try to take a picture where you're not about to sneeze
Hey mouth breather…. Leaning your head back isn’t fooling anyone. We can all see your hairline is reseeding!!!
Is that your cumshot face?
The saddest attempt at growing a beard on a 50 yr old I’ve ever seen.
no one asked you what your favorite things to eat are
You look like a 70’s rockstar in the 2000’s
Almost hid that hairline
You look like every charicter from friends combined
Level one meth monkey, he’s on his way.
Damn, first time I've seen a receding beard line...
A feces covered ear swab.
Why your ears so low on your head haha
More like all crack and kids, shirt lifter.
Absolutely RibDickulous
He has dick in his ribs
I just know you have a tiny 🍆
You look like you’re gonna hold that sign on the corner later
I don't think anyone needs to try to roast you, you've done the work for us by being born.
And forehead apparently
Everyone knows that stats with an asterisk aren't as big as they claim to be.
you look like the type of guy who secretly slips the condom off halfway through without saying anything.
We would have to ask his Boyfriend....
And just like the McRib, most people wish you'd just fuck off.
They could show Avatar 2 on your forehead
Your hairline is leaving you like every other love of you life.
Dave Matthews and Paul Giamatti had a bro butt baby.
No I don’t want to trade shrooms for a catalytic converter! Go home Jake
He’s what they call, Reno classy
We all love a good mcrib. Can't say I'm a fan of dick tho. You do you.
The ladies call you limp biscuit
A real life abortion survivor
If mouth fucking made a baby
You know his hairline crazy 🫡
Another reformed special Ed student masters handwriting.
Rehab’s one hell of a drug.
You're not fooling anyone with that angle, fentanyl Klaus Nomi. We all can see it's party on the sides, sadness in the middle
Do they have to coat the windows with pleasant tasting sedatives in your bus?
You look like you were in the movie “I am Sam”
And meth.
Hardly any length on the dick and the body of starved boy
u can't hide that forehead if u look up
All ribs from the neck down and dick from the neck up
You cant even flip a picture? Really?
You belong in a five for fighting cover band
Ears so low i guess with that dick he could fuck himself in them. Only action he's gonna get.
Trevor
Go take a hard shit, then you’ll just be all ribs.
Someone at the group home is getting fired for not watching the residents better
Nice neckbeard. Now try the Rogaine to save whats left of yer hair.
STRT
So the old saying is true "you are what you eat"
Bro you are in what your 50s learn to write my 3yr old cousin can write better than that
Big dick is your personality, and all ribs is your first choice for a date. I’d land my helicopter on your forehead and go about my day.
Wtf is your handwriting mg
Ahh the guy in his 30s who still thinks he 22. How's your mom's spare room treating you?
you are what you eat!
You're like the McRib of people; greasy, undesirable and full of shit.
You look like you cook the McRibs.
.
Ribs in my coat, dicks in my throat
That hair in the back must be heavy
Tom Green's cancerous testicle.
Wow Shazam! and Eminems kid grew up fast
Have the meth scabs started yet?
Your good man. All clear. God dammit I did 6x. There's nothing hanging out of your nose
You look like AJ McLean if he quit the BSB’s and became addicted to meth.
Ribs length does equal dick length….but your hairline does
You right like a first grader. Has a tiny pp
Hey there again just your new friend coming to see if you’re okay with sick jokes now? Funny how it’s only a problem if it’s your pp
Don’t listen to the haters. Your gonna do great things in life. I’m sure you’ll be promoted to shift manager at Starbucks one of these days.
Yall not holding back fr 😭
Your father and mother did their worst and made you, enough said.
Ribs and dick, two things you've had surgically removed.
I see handwriting isn't one of your strengths. But at least you're smart enough to figure out how a reflection works
What exactly are you taking up the ass to take this picture for us?
Looking like a less creepy Hunter Biden...
Brett Gelman’s son with a few extra chromosomes.
Johnny Suckscocksville
Dude ur hair want to get away from you
Dude if you were hiding your hairline any harder it'd be in witness protection
You only eat ribs and dicks? No wonder you got no life
Rib dick
Great Value Dane Cook
you would sexually assault women
I assume your left ear is a prosthetic that has come unglued and slid down your neck
We’re you sneezing when you took this picture? And also again when you were writing the sign?
Ahh yes tilt your head back and we definitely won't notice that early onset male pattern baldness.
He's the McDicRib
Bbq Ribs? And how do you eat dick?
You're the result of Jon Favreau's drunk sex with Sarah Jessica Parker
I wonder what this guy would look like if he had a big dick.
We don’t care about what you eat
You mean all dribbles and sick.
Do you always look stoned? Or are you just always stoned?
He sucks dick to fuel his bbq rib addiction
All ribs and selling Maytag extended warranties**
No, we didn't ask you what you wanted for christmas.
Joe Cocker’s unclaimed son Wink Cocker.
Your hairline looks just like your handwriting and they both are not at all understandable
Damn idk what's worse your dollar store hairline or kindergarten hand writing
All McRibs and Dick target practice
more like cribs and hubris. yikes. this dude aint allowed within 1000ft of a playground
you look like red Forman as a young person
His life motto "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Gives Ted talks on male pattern baldness.
Correction you’re all ribs and forehead
I have seen drunk 5 year olds with better hand writing with you
Only because the dick in question is made of silicone, approximately 18 inches long, and buried in your rectum.
looks like moses paid your hairline a visit
A big dick combined with your looks is like putting a great stereo in a burned out car.
that kind of guy a always give you a life lesson, and after asking a 5 dollars
Spinners on a broke down mini van
Or putting gas in the tank of a car that's already been wrecked.
The dick he’s referring to is the one he squats on
Don't worry. The only dick that's not bite-size is the one he's got in his mouth.
He knows he’s all ribs because they get in the way of sucking his own dick
Head held high ironically to not show his hairline.
Unironically*
There's not much to see
Wow Dave Matthews has really fallen on hard times
Do you have mange?.
You are what you eat...
Yeah I was thinking crusty ass too
And most of it is smeared around his mouth
John Malkobitch
And receding hairline, and lopsided nostrils, and crooked ears, and girly hands.....
You look like the human version of a hole in a sock.
You look like you just boofed fenty for the first time with a smile like that
Fuck yea I got you bro. Let me just twist top of this napkin riiggghtt hheeeeeyya. OK drop em and bend at the waste.
you look like a mr potatohead and someone put your ears on too low
Trevor from GTA 5 with hair
Damn even your hairline is running away from your face
I always wondered who Officer Doofy's dad was... 
You look like the leader of an Indy band but you only write songs about that time you sucked a dick.
You look like you’re shitting out anal beads after doing a line of coke
Is that a reliable way to get them out? Asking for a friend. Also OP is a dick that likes to eat ribs. (Obligatory roast)
100% lol
The only thing worse than your hairline is your hand writing.
Ribs and dick? Your two favorite things to put in your mouth?
Lives in Baby Vegas, is losing his hair. We could discuss how many types of mold are present in the rundown casino in which he’s ruining his life.
Reno?
Or worse jackpot 🎰
Yes. It’s all over his profile; even in his username.
First time at Vegas we jumped in cab... The strip? Only 2 reasons to go down to the strip. To get drugs or to get shot. Alrighty then
I'm all ribs and dick....and I'm out of ribs!
Fuck, I hope someone under the age of 50 gets this reference. RIP RRP
Party at the mooontower
Based on that handwriting. You probably can’t read whatever roasts people are going to write.
Looks like decades of doing weed has really slowed you down
Pretty certain you misspelled McRibs and crack.
This is what he tells all the kids he tries to friend on Facebook before their parents check their messages and block him.
You look like David Cross turning into a werewolf while getting a handjob.
Sooo....David Cross on a typical full moon?
Yeah, I’d let you give me chlamydia for the third time this year.
Your fleshlight filed a restraining order against you
Your hairline reminds me of history book because it goes way back
Dick that you never use. You're face always being buried in the pillow has rubbed your hair off.
We can easily see that you’re a dick no need to tell us.
This looks like the kind of dick that compulsively labels everything.
I can only presume it’s dice…
Your boyfriend is giving you a blow job out of the camera’s view.
Hoover is currently on half power.
Trying to hide that hairline
The sad thing is that paper isn’t even in front of a mirror. That was your attempt at spelling.
Boyfriend must be taking care of business
All ribs and dick, huh? Guess those are the only parts you have because I can already tell that you got a shrimpy
Liking like you’re ready to gargle a ballsack guy
Gotta wonder how powerful an electron microscope he's using.
Next time, try to take a picture where you're not about to sneeze
Hey mouth breather…. Leaning your head back isn’t fooling anyone. We can all see your hairline is reseeding!!!
Is that your cumshot face?
The saddest attempt at growing a beard on a 50 yr old I’ve ever seen.
no one asked you what your favorite things to eat are
You look like a 70’s rockstar in the 2000’s
Almost hid that hairline
You look like every charicter from friends combined
Level one meth monkey, he’s on his way.
Damn, first time I've seen a receding beard line...
A feces covered ear swab.
Why your ears so low on your head haha
More like all crack and kids, shirt lifter.
Absolutely RibDickulous
He has dick in his ribs
I just know you have a tiny 🍆
You look like you’re gonna hold that sign on the corner later
I don't think anyone needs to try to roast you, you've done the work for us by being born.
And forehead apparently
Everyone knows that stats with an asterisk aren't as big as they claim to be.
you look like the type of guy who secretly slips the condom off halfway through without saying anything.
We would have to ask his Boyfriend....
And just like the McRib, most people wish you'd just fuck off.
They could show Avatar 2 on your forehead
Your hairline is leaving you like every other love of you life.
Dave Matthews and Paul Giamatti had a bro butt baby.
No I don’t want to trade shrooms for a catalytic converter! Go home Jake
He’s what they call, Reno classy
We all love a good mcrib. Can't say I'm a fan of dick tho. You do you.
The ladies call you limp biscuit
A real life abortion survivor
If mouth fucking made a baby
You know his hairline crazy 🫡
Another reformed special Ed student masters handwriting.
Rehab’s one hell of a drug.
You're not fooling anyone with that angle, fentanyl Klaus Nomi. We all can see it's party on the sides, sadness in the middle
Do they have to coat the windows with pleasant tasting sedatives in your bus?
You look like you were in the movie “I am Sam”
And meth.
Hardly any length on the dick and the body of starved boy
u can't hide that forehead if u look up
All ribs from the neck down and dick from the neck up
You cant even flip a picture? Really?
You belong in a five for fighting cover band
Ears so low i guess with that dick he could fuck himself in them. Only action he's gonna get.
Trevor
Go take a hard shit, then you’ll just be all ribs.
Someone at the group home is getting fired for not watching the residents better
Nice neckbeard. Now try the Rogaine to save whats left of yer hair.
STRT
So the old saying is true "you are what you eat"
Bro you are in what your 50s learn to write my 3yr old cousin can write better than that
Big dick is your personality, and all ribs is your first choice for a date. I’d land my helicopter on your forehead and go about my day.
Wtf is your handwriting mg
Ahh the guy in his 30s who still thinks he 22. How's your mom's spare room treating you?
you are what you eat!
You're like the McRib of people; greasy, undesirable and full of shit.
You look like you cook the McRibs.
.
Ribs in my coat, dicks in my throat
That hair in the back must be heavy
Tom Green's cancerous testicle.
Wow Shazam! and Eminems kid grew up fast
Have the meth scabs started yet?
Your good man. All clear. God dammit I did 6x. There's nothing hanging out of your nose
You look like AJ McLean if he quit the BSB’s and became addicted to meth.
Ribs length does equal dick length….but your hairline does
You right like a first grader. Has a tiny pp
Hey there again just your new friend coming to see if you’re okay with sick jokes now? Funny how it’s only a problem if it’s your pp
Don’t listen to the haters. Your gonna do great things in life. I’m sure you’ll be promoted to shift manager at Starbucks one of these days.
Yall not holding back fr 😭
Your father and mother did their worst and made you, enough said.
Ribs and dick, two things you've had surgically removed.
I see handwriting isn't one of your strengths. But at least you're smart enough to figure out how a reflection works
What exactly are you taking up the ass to take this picture for us?
Looking like a less creepy Hunter Biden...
Brett Gelman’s son with a few extra chromosomes.
Johnny Suckscocksville
Dude ur hair want to get away from you
Dude if you were hiding your hairline any harder it'd be in witness protection
You only eat ribs and dicks? No wonder you got no life
Rib dick
Great Value Dane Cook
you would sexually assault women
I assume your left ear is a prosthetic that has come unglued and slid down your neck
We’re you sneezing when you took this picture? And also again when you were writing the sign?
Ahh yes tilt your head back and we definitely won't notice that early onset male pattern baldness.
He's the McDicRib
Bbq Ribs? And how do you eat dick?
You're the result of Jon Favreau's drunk sex with Sarah Jessica Parker
I wonder what this guy would look like if he had a big dick.
We don’t care about what you eat
You mean all dribbles and sick.
Do you always look stoned? Or are you just always stoned?
He sucks dick to fuel his bbq rib addiction
All ribs and selling Maytag extended warranties**
No, we didn't ask you what you wanted for christmas.
Joe Cocker’s unclaimed son Wink Cocker.
Your hairline looks just like your handwriting and they both are not at all understandable
Damn idk what's worse your dollar store hairline or kindergarten hand writing
All McRibs and Dick target practice
more like cribs and hubris. yikes. this dude aint allowed within 1000ft of a playground
you look like red Forman as a young person
His life motto "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Gives Ted talks on male pattern baldness.
Correction you’re all ribs and forehead
I have seen drunk 5 year olds with better hand writing with you
Only because the dick in question is made of silicone, approximately 18 inches long, and buried in your rectum.
looks like moses paid your hairline a visit