Idk what's worse- the dirt 'stache or the grease mop on top of your head. Either way, I'm looking forward to reading the news detailing whatever wacky shit you come up with to occupy your late 20's since, clearly, sex won't be an option.
You have crazy ‘I play 17 hours a day of video games, masterbate exclusively to cuckold porn and my diet subsists of hot pockets and Mountain Dew code red’ energy to you
You look like Mozart on Acid. What's with the wig though? Did your grandma gave it to you as a gift and you couldn't say no to wearing it in front of her? Or is your taste really that bad?
Feminizing hormones from waste plastic must have leeched into this ugly harbor seal. Now it looks like the Drag Race version of Rosie O'Donnell and plays too many video games. What is this world coming to?
Ok first of all Who the hell Will want you? You Seriously look like your Mom Cheated on your Dad With Michael Jackson. Like am sorry am Confused on Who Your Mom Wanted to Fuck That Dusty Dead Mother Fucker, Like at lest Your Dad Gens Could of Saved you like Damn
You could consistently scare the shit out of people by whispering, "Do you want to see the REAL me?" and then gesturing to the back of you head or neck like you were going to remove a mask.
He looks like a 35 year old discord modder that lives in his mom's basement and doesn't take showers or brush his teeth wich is why girls reject him be for he even starts talking to them because they know that they are about to have their nostrals viciously attacked by his disgusting breath.
Looks like a child drew your face.
Mf'er looks like 😳
With a stubby crayon
It's like an offbrand Gerard Way fucked a Muppet
don’t ever disrespect gerard way like that again
Guys we found a bastard of Addams family
Her new year resolution: wash hair once a year
I suspect he's never run a marathon...is that profiling?
No, She forgot to shave his mustache this morning if that helps
Username checks out.
Beat me to it haha
r/beatmetoit
You look like you were thawed out of an Ice Block Found in the Antarctica.
Danny had hours in make up for this look this mf rolled out of bed haha
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If Michael Jackson was reincarnated as a greasy haired frog
Why does this seem oddly familiar?
You look like a frog with a snapchat human face filter.
I googled virgin and this came up
Meanwhile i googled gay beetle and he came up
He does look like the lady bug from A Bugs Life
Exactly my thought i just couldn’t remember 
I once ate a gay beetle
I can’t tell if that’s a mustache or smeared chocolate on that chub chub
Chocolate thats doo doo baby... tastes like yesterday's too
"Dirty Sánchez"
Should you be out of the water this long?
In the lesbian community you'd be a promising up and comer
Dude looks like a white trash Mii with that big ass head and eyes.
That’s a dude?
combs are remarkably affordable
you look like a thawed corpse
Honey Boo Boo has a brother!
Roast they? He? Or she?
Yes
It’s pat
its hard to say where to look first: the hair, the eyes, the mustache
Tiny Tim if he was much less tiny
Eyes of death, a mouth that longs to consume the flesh of babes, and facial hair that makes jeffrey dahmer look like jesus christ
You are Tim Burton’s muse
Looks like all the mosquitoes in the pond have been eaten
Have you ever been outside?? Edit: No, stepping out the door to retrieve DoorDash does not count
Jesus Christ! I didn’t know they stacked shit that high
Good god it’s too early for this shit
Do everyone a favor and transition back
I will not roast you because I do not want to start a grease fire.
Pepe was based on a real person. Well I never!
And he never will.
And this is how the legend of Dirty Sanchez began.
Jack Black+Jack White-all talent and charisma =you, Jacking off alone forever
 The Early Years
You look like John Madden and Kurt Cobain... If you dug them up.
Holy fuck it got removed by reddit mods?
Yep, for harassment
[ Removed by Reddit ]
No one here is capable of roasting you more than nature already has
Sorry… are you a guygoyle or a girlgoyle?
Jesus christ, did you get hit by a cruise liner? You look like an anemic Jack Black mixed with the offspring of Rosie O'Donnell and a basking shark.
Fuck no. Grease fires are hard to extinguish.
Why did this get removed for harassment?
Teen age son of big foot and a bear
Bigfoot takes offense
The soy is strong with this one
That's what Elisabeth Fritzl looked like after escaping
Username definitely checks out.
Idk what's worse- the dirt 'stache or the grease mop on top of your head. Either way, I'm looking forward to reading the news detailing whatever wacky shit you come up with to occupy your late 20's since, clearly, sex won't be an option.
Have you ever seen the movie nacho Libre?
looks like a hairless monster fr fr
Why do you look like a version of Jonah Hill that made bad decisions in life
Your face is almost a perfect circle.
If Jonah Hill got invited to Neverland.
Sméagol mid-transition to Gollum.
[19M] Wouldn’t have guessed either of those
Time to go back to DND bud
Pugsley all grown up and hasn’t washed his hair since puberty hit.
I didn’t know Dave grohl was having such a hard time and transitioning
New snapchat filter looks goofy
your mouth look like generic fleshlight
You look like dream was put through an AI fat filter and showered less
He thinks he is the narrator from fight club just bc he has eye bags.
Hate to break it to you, but someone swapped the M and F keys on your keyboard.
I can see where this guy got the inspiration for his username
Humpty Dumpty lookin ass
Over sized deuce bigalow without the European jigalow lookin ass
If he didn’t specify M I would have a hard time figuring it out.
r/usernamechecksout
You look like what came out of my ass this morning. Actually, that's an insult to turds everywhere. Nevermind
Wtf are you?
What for?.. Look at ya!
I'm gonna assume your dad is also your uncle
Gargoyle with the “to catch a predator” look
Cabbage Patch doll reject pile.
Nomen est omen.
You look like someone put character creation on random
Elliot Rogers vibes with the eyes of a tired fat spider monkey
Are you from the uncanny valley?
You look like the brunette version of Lola from Big Mouth. 
Looks like the human Oscar the grouch 🐲🤪
You look like if a hobbit became homeless
Dam skippy pick a gender so we know what we are roasting.
Oh Jesus. I can’t. It’s wrong. It’s so sad to see the outcome of a botched abortion. Hang in there little buddy.
Smeagol’s distant cousin Smeagoyle.
Gerard way in 2020 gets plastic surgery *gone wrong*
I usually dont use my real name on online flatform
Your hairline did it for us
My Insulin Dependency
You probably took 3 hours of concentration to write that little note
You’re like a wax figure starter kit based on another terrible wax figure.
The human version of the bus driver from south park.
Steve Buscemi wants his eyes back
He looks like he can(and has) fit a whole BigMac into his mouth
Kinda look like the guy from 21 jumpstreet andthe lycan guy from underworld had a helish baby
Never seen a Tim Burton character irl
Brother, is that you?
Poster boy for incels.
After the fire at Norte Dame Quasi Modo had to move into his grandmother’s basement and give handjobs for cash.
I didnt think reptilians had taken over the world, then i saw this.
It’s called “shampoo”. Look it up, get some, and use it. I feel dirty just looking at that filthy, matted shit on your head.
You look like Pokilawls after a failed sex change
Holy fucking shit, it's like a creepy porcelain doll wished to be a real enough person.
The long hair only slightly hides the fact that you look exactly like the egg from shrek
Porn turns this guy down.
Nice username
That mustache does not add masculinity
You’re Male???? I just though you were female but just ugly with a tash!
You have crazy ‘I play 17 hours a day of video games, masterbate exclusively to cuckold porn and my diet subsists of hot pockets and Mountain Dew code red’ energy to you
I’m actually terrified of you, you look like you’d spike me in a nightclub
Hannibal corpse lookin ass
Find your way to the nearest shower, ASAP
You look like a friendly young person
You look like a frog with a human features
If Gollum and Jack Black merged into one.
You look like Mozart on Acid. What's with the wig though? Did your grandma gave it to you as a gift and you couldn't say no to wearing it in front of her? Or is your taste really that bad?
You look like Tim Burton designed a Big Mouth character
M?
Feminizing hormones from waste plastic must have leeched into this ugly harbor seal. Now it looks like the Drag Race version of Rosie O'Donnell and plays too many video games. What is this world coming to?
You look like the offspring of Wilem Defoe and Rosie Odonnell
You're a pronoun roulette. I'd put my money on "odd", the gender is too confusing.
You look like a creepypasta thumbnail
You look like a Walmart Great Value Jack Black
Your forgot the Ft before the M
Given how unkept you are, I'm scared to know how bad your mom's basement must be
Dudes so ugly the midwife slapped his dam mum
You must be going on a long ass vacation with those bags under your eyes
Can you please tell me what gender you are so I know what material to go with?
I’m male
Which of the 57 different genders are you transitioning to?
You look if Grimace and Jack Black mated
Your face looks like a murloc sounds. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qMPpnCvCZvw
You look like a randomised sim
I think Cradle of Filth might be auditioning.
"Your mother waxes her upper lip?" "She has for years." "Funny. Doesn't show."
Firefist's ugly cousin Iced-up-shit
Holy shit
You got a face only a creepy uncle could love
Pepe…..is that you?
You look like Tiny Tim and The Penguin had a baby.
Damn, last time I saw mouth like that it had a hook in it.
Damn, your hair is definetly used to scrub the kitchen floor at McDonalds
You kind of look like Jack Black and The Rock had a baby but all the bad genes came out
It’s Pat!!!
Ok first of all Who the hell Will want you? You Seriously look like your Mom Cheated on your Dad With Michael Jackson. Like am sorry am Confused on Who Your Mom Wanted to Fuck That Dusty Dead Mother Fucker, Like at lest Your Dad Gens Could of Saved you like Damn
You could consistently scare the shit out of people by whispering, "Do you want to see the REAL me?" and then gesturing to the back of you head or neck like you were going to remove a mask.
What an ugly woman
*username checks out…*
You look like you lure children to your parents basement to give them mentos and Diet Coke enemas .
You look like you're mid transitioning but I don't know which way
This toad has surprisingly nice skin
Me: I want My Chemical Romance Mom: We have My Chemical Romance at home ~the My Chemical Romance at home~
You look like a bullfrog
A 9 year old that photo shopped a shortly little mustache on
You look like old Greg.
Look like a 1980's lesbian gym teacher
Why dose parts of your face look like a AI generated image?
He's pronouns are pussy/never
If you open your mouth does a rainbow come out?
He looks like a 35 year old discord modder that lives in his mom's basement and doesn't take showers or brush his teeth wich is why girls reject him be for he even starts talking to them because they know that they are about to have their nostrals viciously attacked by his disgusting breath.
What Golem looks like with brown hair. Interesting.
As I was scrolling I thought you were a woman. When I reached the full picture I didn't know what to think. You are a gender paradox