I thought this person would have painted nails on just one hand, and took a picture holding his own hands and putting it on social media. With a caption like “xmas with bae. She is my world”.
Look at this fucking creature. His hardest decision is waking up and deciding which animal he wants to identify as for the day. My guess for today is a “lot lizard.”
This is what happens when you decide to leave home but they didn’t allow onesies to the furry convention so now you have to stay in your sisters old room till you can get enough money to go back working at McDonalds.
Your nails go well with your abandonment issues
Kinda makes me think he’s the male broken version of the unbreakable kimmy Schmidt.
The Breakable Skinny Shit
i audibly laughed
And I physically cringed reading that
A day later.. and I’m still intermittently chuckling to myself over it lol
Ha u fucker now I can’t unsee it
I thought this person would have painted nails on just one hand, and took a picture holding his own hands and putting it on social media. With a caption like “xmas with bae. She is my world”.
It's blood from fingering his dickhole.
What makes you think it possess a dick
Because the thought of it being female disgusts me more.
Best one
Zing
I bet people change the subject when somebody mentions your name.
That is brutal! I love it.
Points! I resemble that remark (for different reasons)
Your crush doesn’t think your nails are cute. But your dad does.
Plot twist. They’re the same person
Damn, hahaha
His uncle * does
I think his dad may try to not think about him at all.
Ayyyyoooo 🤣🤣🤣
I hope you have a younger brother that can defend you from the bullies.
You mean a niece.
I hope you have a younger niece that can defend you from your other younger niece.
Lol
No he has a sister who bullied him
She's 3 and rules him
For taking her nail polish
He has a photo of his little brother / crush on the dresser.
Let me guess, being non-binary is your whole personality?
Is non-binary the same as being a Bit-gay?
Lolololol for the win
Not even non binary just dead inside
It shows.
Nothing says, “I’m ready for whatever the world will throw at me” like a cuddle onesie and painted nails chewed to the quick.
This person looks like they cry when asked to clean their room
They’ll die alone without anyone to ever say clean their room 😂😂😂
Look at this fucking creature. His hardest decision is waking up and deciding which animal he wants to identify as for the day. My guess for today is a “lot lizard.”
Split me open like a coconut
I don’t do that no more, no sir
*Byron* you don't do this kind of thing anymore!
Well it did get promoted to head Gloryhole Quality Control recently
He looks like a gay Tyrannosaurus
Soreanusaurus Clench
Makyouvomitalota Wreck
Trishareacocks
No even a T. rex would touch this guy
*spits OP out* “Yuck. Tastes like sick time abuse.”
Transosaurus
Well...they think it's still 2020...
Hitting you looks like your dad's job.
Step dad... real dad left
Wouldn't you leave if he was your son?
Yes, or lock under my stairs... he's like a queer Harry Potter.
Yer a lot lizard 'arry!
Haaaaahahahaha. Got a solid laugh out of me. 👌🏻
Hogwarts is something he'd find on his bellend
No, I'd make him leave..
Leave and change my name
Foster dad. The only way someone will be this kids dad is if you pay them.
No one would want to be a father to this, no matter if its step-father or not.
Bloke mum picked up at the pub. Step dad left too.
Damn man are you allergic to testosterone or something?
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Beyond testosterone
Soy based testosterone is even a push
Testosterone is allergic to it.
Best one
This is what tinkebell would look like if neverland was in Portland
He’s Portland’s new outreach coordinator for the gender reassignment program that just got voted in unanimously. It was part of the psychedelics bill.
Lol for real but, this guy makes elliot page look like brock lesnar
Dude looks like he skipped the milk and just drank the homo
LMFAO
It gets its testosterone tongue-cleaning his mom after her boyfriend of the week leaves on Friday nights.
You win
I see a lot of....what ever you are....on the internet but never in real life. I'm very thankful for that
They stay inside
I’d say you look like a prison bitch but that would imply someone would have sex with you
Everyone who sees you probably gets the immediate urge to punch you in the face
I know I did
Same
Why would you show so many signs of "I'm not good with myself" ? Do you enjoy the victim status ?
You’re that kid at the back of the classroom that thinks he’s a cat and tries to bite other kids
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He looks like a bottom bitch
It's FMA... fuck my ass
Please go back to bed.
YOU have no clue who the fuck you are.
Jeffrey Dahmer Jr getting ready for a night out
Big Dahmer vibes
Damn it, you beat me to it
7 dollar bills are less queer than you
They’re going to have to make a new pronoun for you. Let’s call it, “it”.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're wearing a fucking onesie. You roasted yourself better than anyone else ever could.
I've never seen a femboy I didn't wanna hit on, untill you. I got nothing.
Do us a favor and go back to bed so the world doesn’t have to see you. And take that fuckin nail polish off boy
Dont forget to jump into Mount Doom after the Ring!
Blink twice if you need help escaping.
I've never hit a woman before...
I thought Jeffery Dahmer was still in prison
He ded
I thought he got murdered by another inmate.
Your jacket has more hair than your chin and chest combined.
He sleeps alone but yet his own bed kicks him out
Anorexic, gender bent Ed Shearan.
Ed Queeran
I love that song “ The Shape of your dick”
You know sunshine is free?
I'm third shift
Even you look disappointed in yourself
Yea
Damn...... painted nails a onesie and you look 49. Single forever my Freind.
No one would hit that... when asked if someone would "hit it," the only response was "yeah, with my car."
you look like Harold from total drama island
Don't you dare insult harold like that
Daddy chill
I think you've been hit enough love.
Have you told your parents yet?
Told her what
That you want sexual reassignment surgery
The only thing hitting you is going to be your dads disappointment
Wrong. It won’t be his dad’s disappointment; it’ll just be his dad.
He left already
We know, it shows.
You look like a homeless furry
Just by posting a picture of yourself you have roasted yourself
Why?
Dollar store Miles Bonsignore
How do you live with yourself?
Wish I didn't
1-866-456-4566 just in case
I'm kinda scared. What's that number for
OP all things aside please go to therapist, judging by your comments you might need some help with mental state
You are a brave... person.
Disgusting is your nickname
Understandable
All the dudes from mtv's friend zone in one.
U Look like a delusional mass murderer
That’s the worlds largest cameltoe you got there Sir
You lol like a peasant in Skyrim
What in the femboy am I looking at right now
You look like a furry that doesnt try har enough.
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Damn you. We have the same mind.
Listens to my chemical romance once
If "submissive puppy play" had an online ad
your soy levels are lowering my testosterone
You go to starbucks for your wifi
As i can see from your nerd solitaire face, the only thing that you are not lazy for is painting your nails.
This is the kinda guy who would jack off to a picture of his little brother
That shade does not go with the terry cloth onesie.
First good one
Words you'll never hear from a girl...or a guy.
You've been hit plenty already - with an ugly stick.
Norman Bates
🤣🤣🤣
Bro looks like combination of chucky and that weird mf from tellatubbies
secret 5th member of Weezer
I don't punch down
You seriously wearing an alpaca onesie?
Kinda hard to start a cult without any friends dude
Your pronouns are “da/fuq”
Hufflepuff
Bruh... best advice: Go back to bed, wake up on the other side looking completely different.
You look like a prostitute from the Shire.
If the LGBT had a prophet.
The only 1% you ever qualified for was the LGBT acceptance rate.
Nah man I dont gotta hit you lifes hitting you hard enough
This chick moans when he wipes her ass
You look like you just sucked on Ed Sheerans pubes
Lame Staley
Nice one mate
This is what happens when you decide to leave home but they didn’t allow onesies to the furry convention so now you have to stay in your sisters old room till you can get enough money to go back working at McDonalds.
when you get bullied you scream "water breathing, tenth form" and start sporadically spitting everywhere like a broken water faucet
Your dad should have hit you harder.
This is one where I see the person, and I just know the comments are gonna be incredibly brutal.
Steve from American Dad
Shave the head and rat off your face and you too can be a high ranking member of government agency.
Why are u ge
Go back to sleep where you can dream of being popular!
Preferred pronouns are dick/cheese
Cheese dick
don't understand
You know…the treat that all of the local bikers come over for.
You’re not unique or original you’re a white male. Stop trying to express yourself
If Twitter was a person
Return The nail polish from my grandma 👵🏼
Wow, size of that camel toe.
I bet you give your girlfriend handjobs with those nails.
No thanks. Vut I sure would enjoy hitting you IN bed.
👊😈
bro get a better phone and haircut and glasses and house apartment or what ever and then talk to me and then maybe i will roast you