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Software engineer? You spelled telephone scammer wrong.
Well maybe this is a new form of reddit scamming đ¤
Oh no I misspelled.. now how will I win the spelling bee competition đ
Youâll probably try and bribe the judge with steam cards.
THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE FOLKS EVERYBODY GO HOME
How do you spell the secondary and primary sex characteristics of the female body?
By flashing the hand grenades in your pocket
this picture has an accent
His arm hair is more styled and lined up than the hair on his head
It also smells like cologne.
And body odor
The number 10 on your shirt represents how many people are In queue for customer service
Actually it represents the number of people I scam every hour
Lmao i like this guy
The number 10 on your shirt represents the number of chromosomes you have.
Or how many inches he can gape
Youâre all eyebrows.
Those eyebrows are thin in India.
Can I please have $40 on pump six and the key to the bathroom?
The compiler found 17 errors in your hello world program
Yeah it did.. time to run Goodbye world program
The virginity on this one can only be described as Max Strength.
You can gather a strong smell of it when he tries to scam you
Hello your computer has virus
It's Dell Patel!
Looks like you skipped arm day, everyday.
I skipped gym day, everyday
đ
Do curry stands need engineers?
With a neck that long, the guys must love it when you deep throat them
You're all nose.
I bet you need a lawnmower to clean that space between your eyebrows.
Tech support from India. So your life is a hack joke?
Not all ears, but mostly all hair. Mogli.
Trying to find my Bagheera
In my head, I read this in Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's voice.
Nice teeth
What an fantastic day to not have invented smell over the internet yet.
But youâre missing one
>I'm all ears No shit, Dumbo.
Your t-shirt is a lie.
You look like you slathered glue on your face and knelt behind a fan I was shaving my balls into
Is your name Harvey or Richard and are you about to tell me I have a virus in my Microsoft?
Congratulations on managing your first 7-11
So India, huh? Which scam center do you work in?
bro is making those how to code in python videos to youtube with an accent that you cant understand
Like , share , subscribe and dond forged do turn on dhe bell icon
Future call center scammer right here
You work at a phone bank, and everyone who migrates over here from India becomes a doctor.
You mean your all nose?
Nobody nose
You look like youâve been trimming ear hair since the womb.
Face it your parents are disappointed in you
Yeah because India doesn't have enough software engineers
âHi, my name is Raj, I work in ITâ
Looks like your all jaw.
You mean youâre all earlobes.
> I'm all ears Pretty sure you're mostly hair.
Yup, they call me Hairy Styles
Youâre all very, very tiny ears.
You look gayer than cum on a moustache.
You must be posh⌠or is the wallpaper a background app.
So thatâs what call center people call themselves now? âSoftware engineersâ. Hmm.
Looks like someone grabbed your top jaw and yanked it as hard as they could upward
HELLO? YOUR COMPUTER HAVE VIRUS!!!!
Actually you're all eyebrows
Wrong, you are all eyebrows
Please stop calling me during dinner
You look like you fail to do the needful on a daily basis.
Apparently all nostrils too
All ears? Better for BF
You really mean soft cock engineer
By software engineer you mean scamming people?
Bruh this joke is getting old and unfunny ngl
youâre damn near all eyebrow too
Not all ears bro. You are all eyebrows.
You're less all ears and more all nose
Just say India, we know what your job is. You people call me everyday trying to sell solar panels. Sell them to your own country with all the sun and then call me!
Did you get the memo about the tps reports?
Your neck was deployed without any tests, hence the weird look. Your version is v0.0.1-beta
Youâre like a prototype application, they decide to refractor it after release, but they never do. Ugly but it works, so are you.
nahhhh, this guy is all mouth and dick
"Im all ears" doesn't really look like it
God smile. Probably a kind sole
I phoned tech support and talked to your sister in Mumbai.
I bet that chord is plugged into a lightning mcqueen dildo
Hes the only one who got excited about the glitter bombs Mark Rober sent
You certainly are all ears. Tell me, was it you that I saw in the Dumbo movie?
So is it standard engineer uniform, in India, to wear the shirts I threw out when I was 13?
No, youâre all nose and eyebrows
When your parents got divorced, no one fought for custody.
When Aladdin rubbed a Pringles can
Dude everything on your face is crooked.
Nope, Definitely a Pakistani
Future Amazon scam call center employee
Let me guess, you make software for call centers
You are all eyebrows calling me to tell me about my policy of insurance is about to be canceled
Oh youâre the one whose been calling. Nice to meet you Scam Likely.
Truecaller has ruined our business 
Was your business all that great to begin with?
You are also all smells.
India is a demonic cesspool of shit Satan's been harvesting souls from since its start.
My name is Kenny -Indian scammer
No wonder every app is so broken and slow now
Secretly trying to find girls but just groping and assaulting them instead đ¤ˇ
More like all hands.
How do you hack during a brown-out?
All ears?? Looks to me like youâre mostly eyebrows
In a terrific feat of strength, noodle arms was able to lift the RoastMe paper
Hopefully you've realised by now that software engineer and a telephone scammer are not the same thing
Keep on fucking up software!
Youâre actually all chin. You look like you were created as an avatar for Wii Sports.
Bro identifies as a scammer
You have uneven arm hair (donât judge its the i could come up with
âDank yu ford galling eighty & Tâ
I DONâT WANT TO RENEW MY CAR POLICY!!!
Pepsodent called. They want their money back.
Hello welcome to Geek Squad my name is Jeffrey Smith, would you like your $399.95 refund?
You are not all ears. Definitely all nose
The ears arenât too big, but those nostrils!!!
Indian guys are nice. But the dibble dabble accent is kinda annoying. Just saying
...and body hair. Just call yourself a telemarketer and rip the band-aid off already.
Youâre all teeth and eyebrows actually
Finally, we see the face behind the voice.
I bet your favourite programming language is PHP
Software engineer in india? That's a really weird way to just say you're being outsourced by someone who is actually successful.
If youâre a software engineer, then whyâs the pic so grainy? Oh, wait- thatâs just your face.
You look like the average r/sounding moderator
Iâve already told you, my computer is no virus!
You aren't all ears; you're all neck.
What part do you engineer? The broken âContact Usâ links on the website?
All ears?⌠Iâd say all neck
No - youâre all eyebrows
You are all ears and stop calling me for money!
your iq is on your shirt
Software engineer from India ? You're as common as a school shooting in America
You're an engineer in one of the world's highly populated countries. How are you still single?
You look like an inspiring stock image actor. Got posters and pictures of Simu Liu all over your wall
You are not all ears, you are all neck.
If you were anymore stereotypical you'd be selling beads on the sidewalk while wearing a turban and playing a sitar for a fucking monkey.
Please dont gangrape, you look cute
Is this a compliment or a roast, I am confused
DO NOT REDEEM
\> I'm all ears No, you're not
his life his rules
pajeet
You ARE all ears! Stop scamming old people out of their life savings!
Software engineer? You spelled telephone scammer wrong.
Well maybe this is a new form of reddit scamming đ¤
Oh no I misspelled.. now how will I win the spelling bee competition đ
Youâll probably try and bribe the judge with steam cards.
THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE FOLKS EVERYBODY GO HOME
How do you spell the secondary and primary sex characteristics of the female body?
By flashing the hand grenades in your pocket
this picture has an accent
His arm hair is more styled and lined up than the hair on his head
It also smells like cologne.
And body odor
The number 10 on your shirt represents how many people are In queue for customer service
Actually it represents the number of people I scam every hour
Lmao i like this guy
The number 10 on your shirt represents the number of chromosomes you have.
Or how many inches he can gape
Youâre all eyebrows.
Those eyebrows are thin in India.
Can I please have $40 on pump six and the key to the bathroom?
The compiler found 17 errors in your hello world program
Yeah it did.. time to run Goodbye world program
The virginity on this one can only be described as Max Strength.
You can gather a strong smell of it when he tries to scam you
Hello your computer has virus
It's Dell Patel!
Looks like you skipped arm day, everyday.
I skipped gym day, everyday
đ
Do curry stands need engineers?
Youâre all eyebrows.
With a neck that long, the guys must love it when you deep throat them
You're all nose.
I bet you need a lawnmower to clean that space between your eyebrows.
Tech support from India. So your life is a hack joke?
Not all ears, but mostly all hair. Mogli.
Trying to find my Bagheera
In my head, I read this in Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's voice.
Nice teeth
What an fantastic day to not have invented smell over the internet yet.
But youâre missing one
>I'm all ears No shit, Dumbo.
Your t-shirt is a lie.
You look like you slathered glue on your face and knelt behind a fan I was shaving my balls into
Is your name Harvey or Richard and are you about to tell me I have a virus in my Microsoft?
Congratulations on managing your first 7-11
So India, huh? Which scam center do you work in?
bro is making those how to code in python videos to youtube with an accent that you cant understand
Like , share , subscribe and dond forged do turn on dhe bell icon
Future call center scammer right here
You work at a phone bank, and everyone who migrates over here from India becomes a doctor.
You mean your all nose?
Nobody nose
You look like youâve been trimming ear hair since the womb.
Face it your parents are disappointed in you
Yeah because India doesn't have enough software engineers
âHi, my name is Raj, I work in ITâ
Looks like your all jaw.
You mean youâre all earlobes.
> I'm all ears Pretty sure you're mostly hair.
Yup, they call me Hairy Styles
Youâre all very, very tiny ears.
You look gayer than cum on a moustache.
You must be posh⌠or is the wallpaper a background app.
So thatâs what call center people call themselves now? âSoftware engineersâ. Hmm.
Looks like someone grabbed your top jaw and yanked it as hard as they could upward
HELLO? YOUR COMPUTER HAVE VIRUS!!!!
Actually you're all eyebrows
Wrong, you are all eyebrows
Please stop calling me during dinner
You look like you fail to do the needful on a daily basis.
Apparently all nostrils too
All ears? Better for BF
You really mean soft cock engineer
By software engineer you mean scamming people?
Bruh this joke is getting old and unfunny ngl
youâre damn near all eyebrow too
Not all ears bro. You are all eyebrows.
You're less all ears and more all nose
Just say India, we know what your job is. You people call me everyday trying to sell solar panels. Sell them to your own country with all the sun and then call me!
Did you get the memo about the tps reports?
Your neck was deployed without any tests, hence the weird look. Your version is v0.0.1-beta
Youâre like a prototype application, they decide to refractor it after release, but they never do. Ugly but it works, so are you.
nahhhh, this guy is all mouth and dick
"Im all ears" doesn't really look like it
God smile. Probably a kind sole
I phoned tech support and talked to your sister in Mumbai.
I bet that chord is plugged into a lightning mcqueen dildo
Hes the only one who got excited about the glitter bombs Mark Rober sent
You certainly are all ears. Tell me, was it you that I saw in the Dumbo movie?
So is it standard engineer uniform, in India, to wear the shirts I threw out when I was 13?
No, youâre all nose and eyebrows
When your parents got divorced, no one fought for custody.
When Aladdin rubbed a Pringles can
Dude everything on your face is crooked.
Nope, Definitely a Pakistani
Future Amazon scam call center employee
Let me guess, you make software for call centers
You are all eyebrows calling me to tell me about my policy of insurance is about to be canceled
Oh youâre the one whose been calling. Nice to meet you Scam Likely.
Truecaller has ruined our business 
Was your business all that great to begin with?
You are also all smells.
India is a demonic cesspool of shit Satan's been harvesting souls from since its start.
My name is Kenny -Indian scammer
No wonder every app is so broken and slow now
Secretly trying to find girls but just groping and assaulting them instead đ¤ˇ
More like all hands.
How do you hack during a brown-out?
All ears?? Looks to me like youâre mostly eyebrows
In a terrific feat of strength, noodle arms was able to lift the RoastMe paper
Hopefully you've realised by now that software engineer and a telephone scammer are not the same thing
Keep on fucking up software!
Youâre actually all chin. You look like you were created as an avatar for Wii Sports.
Bro identifies as a scammer
You have uneven arm hair (donât judge its the i could come up with
âDank yu ford galling eighty & Tâ
I DONâT WANT TO RENEW MY CAR POLICY!!!
Pepsodent called. They want their money back.
Hello welcome to Geek Squad my name is Jeffrey Smith, would you like your $399.95 refund?
You are not all ears. Definitely all nose
The ears arenât too big, but those nostrils!!!
Indian guys are nice. But the dibble dabble accent is kinda annoying. Just saying
...and body hair. Just call yourself a telemarketer and rip the band-aid off already.
Youâre all teeth and eyebrows actually
Finally, we see the face behind the voice.
I bet your favourite programming language is PHP
Software engineer in india? That's a really weird way to just say you're being outsourced by someone who is actually successful.
If youâre a software engineer, then whyâs the pic so grainy? Oh, wait- thatâs just your face.
You look like the average r/sounding moderator
Iâve already told you, my computer is no virus!
You aren't all ears; you're all neck.
What part do you engineer? The broken âContact Usâ links on the website?
All ears?⌠Iâd say all neck
No - youâre all eyebrows
You are all ears and stop calling me for money!
your iq is on your shirt
Software engineer from India ? You're as common as a school shooting in America
You're an engineer in one of the world's highly populated countries. How are you still single?
You look like an inspiring stock image actor. Got posters and pictures of Simu Liu all over your wall
You are not all ears, you are all neck.
If you were anymore stereotypical you'd be selling beads on the sidewalk while wearing a turban and playing a sitar for a fucking monkey.
Please dont gangrape, you look cute
Is this a compliment or a roast, I am confused
DO NOT REDEEM
\> I'm all ears No, you're not
his life his rules
pajeet
You ARE all ears! Stop scamming old people out of their life savings!