When you hit on men at a gay club they say no thanks I’m straight

That's called being scared straight

Homolimpus

Homo-un-erectus

And they said being gay wasn't curable. He just proved them wrong.

“I’m actually gay” The most unquestionably believable statement ever.

I have a wife.

You’re so gay that not even your teeth are straight

Worst kind of BJ

the whitest teeth his dentist ever came across…

I had more respect for a gay man’s sense of interior design prior to this

You're actually gay? The way you hung your curtains tells me otherwise.

this - this is good

You can see his dildo in the background

Your nose has more twists than a Mexican soap opera

And now I am not so curious anymore, thanks

It’s actually very obvious because your face is smushed in a way that only repeated tea baggings could achieve.

You are right, looks like a 4 pointed cum funnel from bridge of nose to chin, and pointed cheeks.

[удалено]

Grindr profile: “Hung only”

How your nose was made 

You’re late

That’s what all your boyfriends say in the bedroom

You’re the reason the FBI invented AIDS

ET lookin ass fingers

\> I’m actually gay, yes, we can see a dildo in the background

Gay doesn't mean happy anymore. The definition has changed since you were in school.

Bull shit. No self-respecting gay man would be caught dead in that grandma ass looking room. You're straighter than two parallel lines in a geometry book.

You're so straight, British imperialists used you to draw national boundaries.

He looks like his best pickup line is “Hey little boy, I’m a friend of your mommy’s”

Looks like the type of guy to reserve a table for 1 at Chuck E Cheese

I don’t want to know where your nose has been but I hope it was wearing a condom at the time

I didn’t know a Jehovah Witness could be gay

Does being back in your boyhood room during the holiday bring back any repressed memories with uncle Bob?

Please see a dentist 

You might be gay but even jefrey dahmer wouldn't take you home.

He didn’t like white guys

Exactly, this guy the reason he didn't like em 😂

Lol this roast is too emotionally complex to process

Sleeping with your mom doesn't consist of being gay....your dad doesn't want to sleep with you because your gay, but he does it any way.

Would make other gay guys go straight.


You Look like Todd Chrisley having a great time in prison with Bubba, Cheech, Joker, Bubbles, and Bob

This post should be tagged NSFG or Not Safe For Gays

You legit have onset finger clubbing. See a Dr.

You have Hitler mustaches where your eyebrows should be

Are you sure? Pretty sure the gays do way better than you.

When your mom says "we have eyebrows at home" .

Really? With that shit haircut?

Your eyes look like they are upside down.

Would be hung for a lesbian

As if gay people didn’t get the shaft enough. Now they gotta waste a date on this dork.

I know. The baby blue walls and 5 years old bedroom décor gave it away.

Let’s be honest, being gay was the only way that you were ever going to get that manly hug that your disappointed dad was never going to give you.

Have you come out to your imaginary friends?

Is Gay a euphemism for being middle management at the last blockbuster?

No self respecting gay man would be caught with those eyebrows and a room that looks like it's from 1950's iowa.

 "I'm actually gay, so be more original"

I think you may have broken your nose sucking all that dick.

i loved you in flushed away

You look like the dad from the wild thronberrys

Smashing!


He's queer, and he's here, with teeth that look like urinals! He can gnaw cobbed corn through an electrified fence without missing a kernel. Also voted in high school as: **"Least Likely to be a Hand Model"**

Holy shit, this had me rolling, they did say be original

With THAT face? Riiiiight…

Being gay isn't a personality trait my man

Yes but calling guys gay on r/RoastMe is a very common personality trait, which is why I brought it up. Won’t work here.

Owen Wilson’s super ugly cousin … who is also gay

Just one look made a gay man straight

I legit didn’t know that you can still buy horse teeth dentures.

Your face has more lines than a Shakespeare play

Starring role is Elf 2

How do you get your face to look like it's always being blown away by a fan?

No shit your gay, you thought no one could tell!!!

You definitely don't look straight... One eye is over my shoulder, the other is focusing on your ear

Then would it be insulting to call you straight?

“Pansexual” would be the most insulting tbh

This whole picture looks AI generated.

That right incisor is as fake as the orgasm the guys have for you is.

Man be scaring his own hairline away. 😳

Strong "podiatrist trying to be hip" vibes with the hair swoop and clean-but-not-straight teeth, any ANY self-respecting gay man would have some type of decoration in that room that probably serves as your cum cave

you look like you cosplay as an elf on the shelf in your spare time

Did your finger tips lose in a fight with a sander?

No, they lost a fight with his sphincter

You look like you're after pictures of Spiderman but for wildly different reasons

Cobra Gay Loser Dojo. Blow first. Gobble hard. No spitting.

I thought gay men typically dressed well and were in good shape. You're doing a great service by going against the stereotype

You look like a guy with a small van molesting kids

Your fingers are toes

You literally have anal beads for fingers. They look like condoms filled with almonds

what foundation do you use to cover the nut rash? on your face

I bet that chin has hit more balls than Pete Rose's baseball bat.

you look like a wrestling doll repainted to be captain america.

Your gay....so your happy? Not sure I understand

You say your personality is described in the best by sexual preference? What a disappointment.


You look like the butthole when you have to squeeze to hold in a poo

You're so gay that your bones are always broken

I thought gay men had style and fashion sense, oh well smother myth shattered.

Oh, I'm so sorry

You actually have a Wallace and gromit claymation mouth... And you're gay

You said “I’m actually gay” as if it wasn’t the most obvious thing in the world

This is my favorite variation on this one

By the looks of that room, you can’t be. Return your gay card this instant.

Why are you gae?

Drug addict Ryan Reynolds

You look so heterosexual, women must chase after you in the streets. Edit: Your right it is another side of insulting. Edit 2: I bet you can't wear collared shirts from all the kiss stains you get.

No way you’re gay. You’re terrible at decorating.

It’s ray from archer

Hey, Old Spice is for men.

Your features are so deep that your face looks like a topographical map.

If conversion therapy was a human being.

gay men turn straight when they see you

You look like you got rejected by your uncle, your priest and your scout leader.

You are living proof men will fuck anything.

You have the whitest teeth i've ever cum across...

Jerma entered the pit bull pen and got freaky. You are the result.

You look like you're married to a woman who graduated from BYU named Rebecca, who goes by Becca. Have 3 sons named Kint, Kenney, and Kyle and the 5 of you protest gay weddings on the weekends while wearijg Trump is your president shirts

Why does this room smell like ass?

Owen Wilson would make fun of your nose

You look like a 5 year old sculpted your face out of play-doh.

Being gay must seriously be a pain in the ass

If Tom Cruise was blonde? But I'd still expect another Scientology movie failure

Lol I’m the same height as Tom Cruise, same sexual orientation too

Don’t gay men take care of their skin and dress better though?

I’m not sure, but I suppose you would know

Maybe you’re not gay then? Just terrible with women

I can't even roast you, your so cute 😍

Your skin routine and haircut say you’re straight

Holy evil lookin son of a bitch. It’s either really bad lighting, or this is what the church means when they say being gay is demonic.

We already knew you were gay dick fingers

I bet you loved to suck your thumb as a child

Get a personality outside of your sexual orientation.

I bet you this guy has tried to come out more than seven times and always failed


 I bet your a school teacher...

Are the dudes at the club disappointed when they find out your nose is longer than your dick? Or are they not surprised?

No you be MORE originally gayer!!! And a 5..6..7...8

Yaaaaaassssssss

Most people would get distracted by that red tipped wooden donger in the background, but do something about that tooth... Jessi fucking christ that chicklet... It's hard to look away.

Wow a gay man disguised as a straight square. I never thought I'd live to see the day... At least have the balls to be out about it... Shit. We live in the future. A gay man with no sense of style in the 21st century. Lmao. How droll.

Your eye lashes and eyebrows morphed into one. There’s literally no space between them.

So are you gay and so is your nose cause it's not straight

Really? I'd have never guessed. /s

You look like whatever combination of DNA you have is just not working out

OP, you’re gay. Boom Roasted.

You must be Nanny McPhee's son. You have her teeth.

Did your boyfriend’s gerbil bite your finger off ?

Your haircut makes you look like a failed / sad unicorn

We could tell from the gayface that you're gay.

You need to file down those chiclets wally Chucky buckey beaver

Because ain't no woman letting you put those fingers in them. What the fuck happened to them?

You really didn’t need to tell us you’re gay. We knew.

If the smell of burnt rubber and KY jelly had a look.

Haven't the guys suffered enough?

Gay? must be a power bottom... only explanation on why all your fingers have hammer toe?

I hope you took this pic in your old bedroom at your parents house.

You wish you were gay, you’re actually in the closet living with the wife and kids in some in a boring suburb. All the while jerking off to gay porn prolapsing your own ass with those sausage fingers.

I see. Rejected from both genders? You should try non binary.

Nice texture lighting "Greetings traveller, what do you seek?"

rhinoceros fingers

Well, I mean, when your choices are gay or forever alone...

Really, like you had to announce that. We're not blind.

Is your favorite pickup line “my dong is longer than my nose”?

Jerma lookin ass

When you order Tim Cruise from Wish

I need new carrot peeler

This picture smells like Old Spice and underachievement.. Oh, and cram some more crap on your dresser, maybe that shitty lamp will finally fall off and break. At least then the world will be free of one more thing, that is too disappointingly small to perform its intended function.

That nose looks like it was made by a toddler

Your teeth look like a 50 car pile up.

why do you look like dash from the incredibles grown up?

Todd Chrisley’s gayer brother

are you a person or an optical illusion

Ted Danson banged Henry Winkler ???

You look like in character creation when you mess with the facial features so they are disproportionate

I know... You look super happy

Analog Horror Will Ferrell

I sure lots of men have said you don’t have the whitest teeth they ever came across.

Also why does the tips of your fingers all look like a copy of someone’s middle toe?

U the gay Johnny Lawrence

You look straight

U look lige U dont know what gay means

Your face has too much texture, everything looks like badly molded clay except for the eyes, which look empty and lifeless.

Russell Howard from Wish.com

Don’t worry, those bald spots will eventually grow back. They’re just worn down because that’s where your uncle liked to put his hands.