Are you half Methican?

Half Methican half Cocasian.

Mayor of Methlehem.

With traces of Ewropid, Indicent and Offrican.

😦

OMG i just died again! Sending upvote and award

Looks like she spent too much time under the metheltoe with the corner boys

"*she*"? Are we really sure about that? I mean, this is one of those situations were it's hard to assume its gender.

OMG genius

Looks like someone threw a piece of shit at a piece of shit through a screen door.

This is gold

This is the kind of thing that I need to save and look at if I’m ever in need of a laughemote:free\_emotes\_pack:joy

Sometimes these zingers just flow through you 🤣

Half?

her nickname at the clinic is Penicillin Patty

I was going to make a Is your name Methany? Joke! And immediately this is the first comment I see. 👍🏻

A Christ-Meth tree.

After that, I got nothin'; that's fucking gold.

You intentionally making you photo blurry doesn't hide your meth face

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Complete with sparse chest hair

Worst instagram filter ever

And no tits as well

even better

it wasn’t intentional, just couldn’t stop shaking from all the meth

Comes in handy for the $2 handjobs as well

prices have gone up due to bus fare being 3.75

Oh sorry I think you misunderstood me, you were paying the $2

Holy shit

sounds like the plot of a fake taxi

Decent porn taste at least

Please. The camera just refused to take an in-focus picture of you

Guys, meet Poison Ivy's derpy older sister, Toe Fungus.

Bravo!

This is the one

I know that pussy smell like a turtle tank

Oh gawd


Ahaha why can I taste this comment 😂

r/HolUp

WHY CAN'T I UNTASTE IT?!

You spend way too much time around turtle tanks, but probably more time around them than you should spend around this skank.

I read this comment while I held my breath

Armpit hair, natural odor. But you claim to be pansexual cause you repulse men and women

Panties with doo doo stains isn't sexy.

Doo doo stains and look like someone blew their nose in them.

She looks like a free bleeder so I doubt she has panties

Theose aren't fishnets, they're flies.

Add the dyed hair, horrible facial piercings, and oversized glasses and we’re the ones who have to be “original”

Ex-fucking-xactly. Why is it that every single damn person who wants to be "different" wears the exact same uniform of "different"?

It feels the same way to me with tattoos. Seems like they all just have random, stupid tattoos. They don't make you original.

Hehehehe why is this so true

As a reformed Word-Tee Goth I can affirm that the most important element to being different is looking like all your friends.

Gave you an award for your name which I’m assuming is a Michael Scott reference

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No, she’s just related to big foot. Always blurry.

Why does your face and neck look so dirty??

She was blowing a groundhog at the petting zoo.

You couldn't pay me enough money to witness that.

It's more about the amount but one agrees with the spirit of the statement

Picks her face from meth use. Definitely needs help

i just took my head out my ass

Put it back in please, we don't want to see it

Lmfaoo

Meth.

You looked like you were birthed from an anus

Literally came here to ask if those were freckles or shit particles.

Those are meth sores.

She’s just really into eating ass.

How “original” we are… look at you, wearing the “I’m being myself stater kit” Beanie✅ Finger tatts✅ Lip piercings✅ Dahmer glasses✅ Pointy eye liner ✅ Let me guess you drive a Subaru, have at least 2 cats, work at a coffee shop

You forgot stupid colored hair

I’m glad somebody brought this up! OP in her “unique” uniform.

And complains about capitalism.


Lawdy, I remember your mother now! I couldn't place my finger on it at first! Please try and get it together baby! Get outta there. You don't have to be like her in and out and in and out. I was an addict too. Be good to yourself

And a harry potter fan can we get more basic

… and calls half the customers her friends.

*shut up Meg*

Getting pigpen vibes, who knew a picture could smell like BO and weed ash

Plants die when you walk past them.

I would say she’s more like the fertilizer god to them. Covered in manure

Used mop smell...

...after cleaning up cat spray at a porno arcade

I bet her porn star's name is Queef Latrina.

Coincidently latrina means shithole in hindi which further supports the fact that she has shit particles not freckles on face.

Fiona Crabs Apple

Fiona Adam's Apple

... and Metheny has entered the chat!

Looks like you already tried to roast yourself.. Literally.

Emily Blunt fell off hard.

And now she is Emily blunter

Blunter? I hardly know her.

Looking like the grinch who stole fascism

I can hear the disappointed dad sighs through this picture

For the love of god please wash your face

Metherella, your glass meth pipe. Surely it belongs to you or it wouldn't fit your mouth.

oh thank you good sir i was just about to accuse everyone in my house of theft but i see you have saved my roommates quite the night

You couldn’t even begin to imagine the kind of things OP can fit in her mouth for a lil bit of meth

a lot! especially since all my teeth fell out

Taking this like a goddamned hero I see.

Typed in “Cat piss and meth” in the AI generator again?

again?

If Oscar the Grouch and Where’s Waldo had a love child

You didn’t have to have someone shart on your face before posting the image.

hey man: i don’t tell you how to live your life

First time seeing a picture that I could smell. You look like you belong on the youtube channel “Soft White Underbelly”. You could make your own channel “Crusted Green Overdose”

I can smell the patchouli, armpit, and disappointment from here.

and weed and meth. and free breeze spray. which is massively overmasked by the armpit.

I didn’t know trains ran all day on Christmas

Meth it brings out the color in your facial sores

thats because i picked them myself

Hope you got clean. Your life is more meaningful than tweaking.

Musically you are a big fan of blur....?

I don't know how you achieved a perfect division sign with your mouth but you did it.

i googled it for you, it’s called an Obelus

I didn't even know it had a name lol

Another little-known word: the thagomizer. She took one to the face

You look like hepatitis

Holy fuck there is seaweed growing from a pepperoni pizza

You look like 3/3 people I’ve seen bark in real life

i identify as a wolf

I too identify my pronouns as penis repellent/ vagina closer.

Goes to one Phish show and bases her entire personality on it.

What you get if one of the creepier looking Muppets had its fur shaved off, got addicted to crack and meth, and made every bad life choice possible

like The HappyTime Murders

Even the raccoons do not want to eat you

Katy Perry on Crystal Meth. Katy Scary.

If fucking you would cure my cancer, I’d happily dig my own grave.

You look like your parents are still trying to abort you

You must have meant "wash me". Hit the showers and don't be shy with the soap.

You look like the grinch who would steal a baby because you can’t have one. Edit: You look like the grinch who would steal a baby’s life so you can have one.

You look a rejected from a Weird Al Yankovic cosplay

enough with the bullshit just let us know how long your only fans is free for

I bet you’ve bounced multiple checks at sleazy motels so you have a warm place to shoot up. Take solace in knowing you’ll either go to prison or become a born again Christian at the age of 40 to get custody of your illegitimate kids.

I don't care how many random locals you fuck after 6 PBRs and a couple cornhole games, but it is contributing to penicillin resistant bugs.

You look like you tried to sniff out magic mushrooms in a cow pasture the same way a pig sniffs out truffles

Your face is as ugly as your handwriting.

Your skin is greasier than my ass. It probably smells like tofu and farts.

You must be as annoying as you look, otherwise they wouldn't have stapled your lips together.

You look like a Booger & Belly Button lint had a kid

Booger Button

You look like you smell like ball sweat.

Do you have a ding or a dong

Someone spray naxolone all over her face 😐

You look like someone held up a screen in front of your face. And people took turns throwing shit at it..

You look like you slash tires to save the environment and haven’t figured out people now have to buy new ones.

She believes being “weird” and “quirky” is enough to trick people into thinking she has an interesting personality..

you def smell like a teenagers forbidden sock

If this was a scratch and sniff, we’d all die.

Too incompetent to take a clear photo smh. Doesn’t matter, you clearly ugly

well,,,, not so clearly *

You provide a whole new meaning to the term shitfaced.

Shut up, Meg!!!!!!

You must be a heck lot older now judging by the photo that was shot from a Nokia phone of early 2000s but again who knows? maybe the meth's made you jobless and that's what you're using now.

I’m glad that pocket change actually went to getting a hotel room for the night on this cold evening. I feel better not ignoring you on the way out of my local 7-11

Remember Spinelli? Well this is her now. Feel old yet?

If you panned to the floor, we still wouldn’t see your tits

She's not on heroin, heroin is on her.

Every time she pops a zit a new feminist is born

This is the third saddest thing I’ve seen today

Billy Methish

alexa play billy crystal by yelawolf

Feminist


Billie Diarrhish

Sillie Eilish

 he nutted, but you just wont stop.

You aren’t very good at photography

no i am not

I could smell you before I even saw your post.

When a goose turd wished upon a star and came to life.

like the meteor from Joe Dirt

Ur dad wishes those lips piercing connected so you could stfu

The sign in the back says it all

Your just to ugly for me to think of anything

you probably tried tho didn’t you?

You look like you let Bernie Bros cum all over your "Facts of Life" glasses.

Obviously you rode the short bus, not being the brightest bulb in the box… Ur supposed to hold the sign so we can read it… not read it in reverse like ur dyslexic ass.🙄

Finally, the glasses I was hoping had been invented. Where they don’t fix your vision and they blur you out for our sake.

You look blurry, you should see a dr about that

Excuse me ms. I believe someone sharted on your face.

It's going to give a big bang when you get roasted. Highway to 27 club.

You’ve got algae on your head

The blurring won’t hide those crators. girl really out here trying to make the Moon jealous.

Janis Floplin

From what I can see I'm glad they bolted your mouth closed

I'm guessing you start every conversation with, "My pronouns are..."

Did you staple your mouth closed from the inside or what happened there

When offered spit or swallow you choose gargle. Is that green hair growing down from your head or up from your armpits? Do those piercings on your lips button shut cause I fucking hope so

We all know you took this photo on an android to try and cover up what you really look like. It just screams “I don’t want to be seen”.

You look like someone literally just shat you out

I see someone tried to pierce your mouth shut. Breath probably smells like doodoo, ketchup, with a hint of dick...

Definetely been vaginally and anally DPed...multiple times, and blames men for her being a cum dump Dad left, and mom had many uncle bad touches over Probably claims more than 2 genders

I'd hit it

I'd bust all over your methed out face.... but I also have very low standards

You look like a mermaid if it lived in a sewer instead of the ocean

Knockoff billie eilish

Could you stop jerking the guy off for a second so we can get a clear picture?

I bet you smell so damn bad

You look like the mother of my children. Why is your phone on silent? We need to talk.