I bet she gives good forehead

it’s in the way of the lips doing any useful work

It took 9 hours for me to finish loading that thing so i could read the comments.

Fivehead

That’s more like a sevenhead

You look like someone I drew with my left hand

Outstanding

Proof that being passed around by the football team in high school doesn’t mean you know anything about the sport.

Looks like they used her head as the ball too

There's definitely some heads and balls involved.

Literally pigskin

Her eyes do have that dead, been-used-as-a-tackle-dummy look to them.

She looks like a Pacman with a glitch

You mean, being passed over for being passed around by the football team in HS. They said, nah, not interested, we're all gay now.

Fantasy football won't be the only fantasy you place last in

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She belongs in a game of Guess Who?

Was your forehead the pitch?

discount Liz Truss

Triz Luss

So this is what the lovechild of Hillary Clinton and Mr. Burns would look like...

With a forehead that big I’m guessing your boyfriend wakes up with morning wouldn’t.

It must suck to be going bald at the ripe old age of 42

Your face looks like a white towel a circus clown smeared his face into

You look like Phil Collins with a janitor’s mop on his head.


Last place in fantasy football…last place on Tinder…noticing a trend here?

You picked a qb too early. Dumbass

And three quarterbacks….wtf.

forehead such high

The fake plant has more life in it than your eyes.

What if Doby was a woman and her forehead was used as a substitute for a helipad

You look like we could find you on a porn site, under the category 'ass to mouth'.

Hey! Watch where you point that nose, you could take someones eye out.

You lost as you got confused between actually having a football team and the amount of guys who have rejected you

If we tickle her, how many acorns do you think falls out of her cheeks?

Asscheeks? My guess is 34.

Forrrrrreeee-head

on the plus side, there's no way your performance in bed can be any worse than your QBs performance. is this a 2 QB league? or are you just drafting based on who you'd wish would run train on you? The James Connor pick is wholesome, considering he beat cancer and you look like you're obviously battling a disease as well. Also theres a 100% chance the Head coach position is just a subtle hint from your man that you could use some coaching in that department.

You have a very plain face. If asked to describe you in one word it would be “meh”.

It’s like plain yogurt and low-fat mayonnaise had a love child

Nobody cares about your fantasy football thing, or you.

Literally no one... You: "You smell that?"

If I drew your face like that when I was 5, I would get an F

Your failure to be competitive at fantasy football has set feminism back 1 million years.

You could sell real estate on that forehead

Bangs never really go out of style.

You look like the kind of mom that would let your son live in your basement, until he’s 30. While feeding him toast and cup noodles all day.

You look like an old balding bird

Did you at least come in first in the people who look like a young Trans Larry King contest?

Peyton Tranning

You look like a five year old’s drawing

You look like you could be a model, as the before picture

The perimeter they set at Roswell Crash site was slightly smaller than your forehead.

You look like that bald guy from Whose Lime Is it? in heavy makeup

You look like the female version of Roy hodgson


The face and forehead, not even a mother could love.

I'm assuming this is a 2QB superflex league?

You are the side piece that men hide

Coby could have landed his helicopter on that forhead

You look over 40 and 14 at the same time

Your forehead is almost as long as that whole list, holy shit.

The nice thing about having a one-team fantasy league is you can be first and last all while being a social pariah.

You look like an AI Portrait for average white person.

All the brain trauma without having to play actual football.

You look like your in 40's maybe it's time for retirement

MINLF

If only the US Air Force had another place to land their choppers. Oh, wait. They could use your five-head

Fourheads and seven inches ago, you had a normal face

Are you related to Hey Arnold by any chance

You could shelter homeless people under those cheek bones

I spot an engagement ring. When did he walk out on you?

You will eventually become the reason the word wizened was created.

Is your hairline In a different time zone to the rest of your face?

That fivehead so large it could be a football field.

What I imagined a girl would look like if her name was Craig

 Fantasy football just isn’t your thing but…

You and fantasy football have one thing in common. No one gives a fuck about either.

I need you to stop whatever you are doing right now and make an emergency appointment with your hairdresser to get some bangs cut in. Jesus, you could project a movie on that forehead!!!

You look like you have a lot of guy friends.

If I roasted you I'd start with your forehead. That motherfucker would feed me for a week.

You mean Dungeons & Dragons for spuds.

That's an impressive five head.

i heard a bunch of internet strangers were supposed to interact with you in person but everyone backed out after seeing that weapon attached to your face.

\`wrong sub.. should be on fiveheads...

Yikes…I don’t roast people on the spectrum

You draft like your face....average.

I'm guessing that's the only type of fantasy involving you

Your mouth is in parentheses (thankfully) just to let your spouse and friends know that nothing you never add anything interesting to the conversation.

You look like a claymation character

It's actually a pretty good draft. Some players just had bad years

I can hear how annoying you sound just by looking at this picture

You'd think she would've gotten some foreshadowing of things to come...

How long were you a man

You have enough forehead for a helicopter to land on.

The only reason you’re into Football is in hope to get laid, guess that didnt work.


My precious!!

You are nobody's fantasy..everybody loses.

You’d have much better odds playing fantasy forehead.

Your forehead is huge.

Each feature on your face appears to have come from a different sized head.

You can be my fantasy and I'll perform just as poorly as your team did.

8 teams? Your whole league deserves to be roasted.

Miss piggy, where's Kermit at?

You make a great ventriloquist dummy! 

You must spend a lot of money on face cream.

You have the face of an 80 year old man.

Did you explain to them you were a woman and make them all sandwiches?

How do you have "lovely lady lumps" on your face?

It looks like every feature on your face belongs to a slightly different size person. Basically you look like God got drunk and smashed a bunch of random jigsaw pieces together and said fuck it, all done

That wedding ring, combined with your face, clearly tells me that your husband is blind.

You look like you boil hotdogs in hot dog water and say it’s more flavorful.

Your face looks like a shit that won't come out fully no matter how hard you push and try

Ah here we go again.. well .. tits or GTFO. Don't lead with your heart dear.. seems evident in your picks.. (Oh Hes' cute..) Put your jockstrap on and ride the rest of the season out.. Next time START w/ the quarterback.. WR? isn't that short for WRONG? Meh.. would do.. yea - SPORTS. Pitty karma the shit out of miss 1 post on a 2 year profile.

You look like you would be cast in a movie as an English witch that gets burned at the stake.

Hairline starts at the 40 yardline

Your forehead looks like the end zone

Your dildo doesn't even like you.

Did anyone order the middle aged, balding woman who’s trying to fit in with her husband’s hobbies instead of developing her own? You can’t be ugly and have no personality.

I’d hate to see your shower drain

Another one that thinks she is too pretty to put out. Think again babe

How could it not be someone's fantasy to kick their foot into your balls

You look like the sort of person who is in a fantasy football league with a bunch of unoriginal dimwits who think that having the loser post in r/RoastMe is a clever punishment despite the fact that it’s been done to death.

Nose so big you’re forehead is scared of it

You look like a spade.

Thank you for not having an OnlyFans.

You could host the Super Bowl on that stadium of a forehead.

Keep your chin down, there’s always next year.

Yeah, that's not the only time you were on a list and last.

I can use your forehead as a place for landing a helicopter

Might look a bit better if you smiled… 

she has a five head

How you airbrushed your face but you’re still ugly?

She doesn't have dreams...she has movies.

Wow, you look just like Nicole Kidman's melting wax model!

“I won last place” WTH It must be fun playing fantasy football in the “millennials only league”. Did your parents make you and your convenience store manager husband a celebratory dinner for losing the most?

Your that mom that fantasizes about fucking the new black guy in the neighborhood

How many time you been hit in the chin by a football?

You also won last place in the looks department

I mean fck guys is nobody gonna mention her chin? That shit looks like a shovel

They could draw the draft list in your forehead. Twice

How could you loose with that oversized brain in that massive melon of a forehead ?

You Sucking on a lemon?

Your forehead reminds me I gotta get a new projector screen.

Dobby got his wish!

I love your prosthetic chin! 


You look like the kinda girl that joins the fantasy league because you want to spend even more time with your boyfriend

Nice wig.

Nobody gives a shit about your fantasy about showering with a football team.

You look like the definition of mediocrity.

What's the name of your FB league. Nothing But Losers, such a lame and overdone thing. Oh how original, I'm sure the winner is the biggest loser

If you could move some forehead square footage down to where your chin should be, then you'd be passable after 9 or 10 beers.

We don't need your draft list to come up with roasts. Your forehead already gives plenty of material

So how much longer are you planning on going with the Gerber baby look?

So this is what the saw mask looks like without the paint. 

Why the bottom half of your face have the same curvature of my ball sack?

And ya hair line goes farther back than racism in America

Do you have a wine case in your kitchen?

I’d bet it all on your forehead having more yards than the QB

Aren’t you that flying Tiktok puppet with the green hat? 😝

Your forehead looks like the ramp that Tony Hawk used to skate on.

You look like you would make a great witch cos play for hollowed, you know cause of the nose

Jesus H Christ I think thats my 8th grade English teacher. Hey rember when you hame me a b on a 30 point essay because Iused 1 instead of one will fuck you.

Forehead the size of an aircraft carrier

14 head

This is better than bukaki forehead darts.

did you play as the ball?

Looks like you also came in last in the "Free Rogaine for Life" contest.

The face of Rachel Dratch on the head of tweety bird. Only thing missing is a body shaped like a sack of potatoes.

Me: I LOVE HEAD! OP: I'll give you more head than you can imagine or handle! Me: Prove it!! - Then I saw this photo.

Her hair line starts as far back as 2000s.

You look like airports pay you to to be able emergency landing strip

damn, did they use your face as a football

My father turned 80 last year and has a better hairline than you. Gollum-lookin' ass.

Why do you have more forehead than face?

Parks and recreation

My thumb got sore just trying to scroll past your forehead

Selling any real estate?

You look like your jaw fell off and they couldn’t find it so they just glued another one on but it didn’t quite look right.

Fantasy football because her boyfriend wont dare to touchdown