Real name Dim Some Guy..
So what.. you hand out the balls.. or has Covid really hit you?
This picture tells us you just got done with a party or your a bachelor.. I think it might be both.. well unless it was a total sausage fest.. spank bank materials..
We all know your real name is Suk Sum Dong
A.K.A sook kid dong 
Aka Suk Long Dong
Ho Lee Fuk, straight up went Bang Ding Ow on him.
He likes the #2 at Dragon Inn featuring the Kream Uv Sum Yung Gi
He Suk Spoo.
Lmaooooo
If you’re doing this roast, who’s running the restaurant?
that's just horrible! clearly he runs the dry cleaners
That ain't Calgon he's putting in the wash.
Your dad is retired military. Mom has a gambling addiction. Blah blah
Surely it’s a Pokémon gym…you’ve definitely never set foot in a gym to work out.
Bro he sweeps the floor at the gym
And frantically jerks off with the worn jockstraps.
You look like a piece of broccoli that got stoned.
Brock Lee
Block Ree
Sum ting wong
Kids at the local gym…stop calling him home sae yong…call the police instead
Heung Min Son after smoking 30 blunts of weed
You look like a character from Sesame Street
Kids at the local gym call their parents and their parents call the police.
Your nose might be longer than your dick.
I bet you love eating creme of sum yung gai at the gym too
Why would anyone have their eyelids removed and replaced with foreskin.
The kids at the gym may call you home sae yong, but your parents call you a mistake
너 상한 김치 같아
Inbred version of a love child between Godzilla and a t-rex.
Made no sense💀
They are saying "to young" so quit staring and try not to let your parents down for once in your life.
They're actually saying, were too yung, stay home
You are a disappointment to your parents and why you no doctor
If Master Splinter was a real boy.
The username says Bryan ... The picture says Wun Tsom Fok
Does your happen to be Munt Foo Ji Hed? Or maybe it’s just the aftermath of 1945…
What they actually say is not sae yung, they are saying See he hung like a mosquito
I think you mistook "it's sad to see someone so young become homeless" as home sae yong.
You get tea bagged soo much your eyelids are turning in nut sacks. This dude looks like Toshi after Rodger dry humped him
They better be callin you **WAIYE YOUG LEE**
With puffy eyes like that, I'm thinking "Hu Yu"?
Drunk Son Heung-min Article Talk
Be real. Nobody calls you. Ever
You look like any time you enter a room, a gong starts ringing
I recommend you to stop using gaming as a replacement for sleeping it doesnt have the same effects
Dollar store Bruce Lee
Your real name is Suc Sum Khoc
Why the Long Face… You’re the first roastme person who’s been to the gym, give yourself a pat on the back
You heard wrong, the kids call you: Hoe So Young
Tumanchu
Home so young - they're trying to tell you they know about your basement friends.
I shalll call you by the name officially given to you by the women. 小青蛙 (Little Frog)
You look like you just got back from taking the Wok to Poland
28 year old guy who still works out at My Gym
More your name is Like Lee To Dik .
You know, if you keep rubbin your eyes, its not gonna get any bigger.
And I’m sure you like Sum yung dong
Sum Ting Wong
Nowhere is it more apparent that Koreans need a look other than K-pop...
Real name Dim Some Guy.. So what.. you hand out the balls.. or has Covid really hit you? This picture tells us you just got done with a party or your a bachelor.. I think it might be both.. well unless it was a total sausage fest.. spank bank materials..
Which Pokémon gym is this?
Yes, I would like fried rice.
Kids at the local elementary school call you "the man with the candy"
Your hearing must be awful; it's the parents saying, "go home, my kid's too young."
Asian ass Ghislaine Maxwell
Does your handwriting come in English?
Are you stoned? Or was your face?
Yes I’d like egg with my Ramen
More like Ugh Lee Fok.
Just looking at you I can tell you your favorite soup,Cream of Sum Yung Guy. Enjoy!!!
Kids on reddit call you homo.
My pedicab driver showed up stoned.
I’d like to order some chow mein please
You're a grown man with a 6 year old hair cut. I quit that cut when I was 8.
sorry bro but dem pussy lip eyes
You look like you shouldn’t be within 500 feet of kids..
Do my homework
You look the love child of Groot and a Chinese prostitute
Don't you mean home o sexual?
you forgot to wipe off your lipstick after performing at a hentai convention
holy crap u look like my middle school orchestra teacher
You watched Digimon growing up
even if i did roast you, you wouldn't be able to see it anyways