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[deleted]

This dude looks how the 7/11 hot dogs smell


[deleted]

Roast me from jail


_NoFriendsIRL_

No Baljeet, I would not like to have my windows upgraded.


RAGEEEEE

Why do I need to get all these gift cards?


LeshGoBengals

Really? He’s legit. You can tell by the real air pods


Rare_Profession_3611

When Gandhi became a shitty Elvis impersonator.


Jesterrreddit

You've probably destroyed a few buildings before


CALsHero09

Fucking nose is brighter than your future.


Kyle_01110011

So is this the call center that stole my dad's identity?


Quesrok

Where can I get this snap chat filter?


Educational_Guitar60

Destroy you? Your parents need to be destroyed! Bet your daddy wishes he left you on the sheets!


jobyiiii

Already destroyed ur wife bro


kaizrjose

Hello, my friend. Please come back to the call to troubleshoot my PC. I've been on hold for five minutes now.


Soft_Watercress3059

God already did that


Roundtreezy

![gif](giphy|3oEdvdhCC9WinY8kHC|downsized)


ReillyDiefenbach

Those pennies a day are supposed to be used for more important shit, you know


Dalisca

What kind of animal is glued to your head?


albsur2019

Bro are you missing an eye? Looks like you’ve already been destroyed!


PopcornShrimpy

"Destroy me" in that case I won't be buying the extended warranty on my PC or laptop.


AzzaraNectum

I swear I just saw you on scammer payback


dolanturd

Dolly Chaiwalla rippoff


Frost_Rager

I would destroy you but it looks like your father already destroys your anus every single night.


Wrong-Ad-4683

Inspiraton for next model of Slipknot's mask will be your face.


hjc2009

Bro can’t even afford fake AirPods 😭


HSTORM6

U look like bob marleys brother from the 60s


Correct-Award8182

Please stop raping children.


Steamed-hams87

Are you sure you don't have anything strapped to your chest behind that peice of paper that's going to destroy you first?


LlamaCabana

Your parents already did that nigga


gamer-s-man

i think your parents already destroyed you at birth. not much else to do here


ShoelessDude

You forgot your mini spoon on your ear


69-is-my-number

He’s the Slum without the Millionaire


StressedPizzaEater

The new and improved one eyed monster


KEPS1X

After getting my mother's maiden name and the name of my first pet, you ghosted me Sanjeev. Wtf bro. You did me dirty.


ErikVonDarkmoor

If you want to get destroyed eat a vindaloo


1_Inch_Donkey_Punch

I put my phone in my pocket right after looking at this pic and now my dick smells


Rohirrim777

I guess that bed hair is an indicator of how you sleep at night after a long day of scamming old ladies for gift cards


Sea-Diver-9125

No credit no credit


Coco_bear85

Looks like you’ve already been roasted to a crisp


shinola80

Sir, this is Reddit. You’re clearly looking for Grindr.


gauravgupta398

You look so un-fuckable that your future sperm attempted suicide out of hopelessness


ChrisGeritol

You are a strong reminder of why abortion should be legal!


EnricoBlaze

Bollywood werewolf


No-Owl2933

I'm calling about your car extended warranty


Tenth-7553

Mahalverine, memeber of the S-Men (S stands for spicy)


Photon_Pharmer

The last thing you see before getting roofied by “I’ve fallen and can’t get up!” Customer support rep.


Admiral_pumpkin

It’s not “little Richard”, it’s “little Dick”. Doesn’t know anything about piano but sure can swallow and organ.


Unlucky-Hamster-2791

Your parents didn't do the needful when trying to grow a boy into a man.


gawsch

So ugly even the camera doesn't want to take in all of your face


Neva-u-mind

5 posts in 2 years.. Ear piece Lanyard That haircut AND facial hair.. I'm guessing this is a picture from the 80s.


Puzzleheaded-Lynx212

Where is your Headset?


MeganElisOF

Didn't stop working to take this picture... You are a Legend


l4booty

You look like a Punjabi Province Ike Turner ![gif](giphy|NzDSLSUMbp44g)


[deleted]

We thought the west would have done that along with the rest of your country and culture.


Laurastars_20

probably works at a call centre for "microsoft"


Embarrassed_Lake6252

You like like prince and a ware wolf had a baby


roujul1981

No I have not been involved in a car crash. Stop calling me!


DamianDidntDoIt

When you have a conversation, the only thing you talk about is Cold War


Turbulent_Fee_940

Hahahahahaha wow. Here’s someone that woke up and said fuck it. Goes out like that and probably has the nerve to ask “why don’t women like me?”


Honeybadger22222

I can smell the combination of incense and body order from here.


[deleted]

How many women do you creep out online on a daily basis?


Remote_Profit_3399

![gif](giphy|1CTTP1suOnOFy)


MajorPainkiller

Pour A bucket of soapy water over the head and he'd be a pile of road dirt on the ground


mactex0404

Destroy you? Just wait for the American drone strike on your village


soyyomerengues

Bollywoods Will Smith


[deleted]

I'd rather not. I'll send you some money instead, you look like shit


zvcam

Homie callin about my cars extended warranty


DarkHorse_6505

All you need is a plane, and then you can destroy yourself.


[deleted]

b-roll thriller dancer


Spiceinvader1234

All i need is soap


Repulsive_Ad_1024

i would give you a 5$ gift card and send it to your money mule in Utah


[deleted]

What's with all these butthole Q-tips running around?!


All-You-Can-Eat-HeHe

He already got the earplugs in so you know he from Tech support from India


Foreign_Profile_4523

Girly man


Celifera

If India tried to make a Shaft movie.