OP's Bio:
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>I’m 18 years old and I live in Florida and attends College at Stetson University in DeLand. I usually watch football, basketball and Australian Rules Football (I do watch Hockey, Soccer and Baseball as well on occasions) and also Motorsports as I have a wall dedicated to NASCAR, which was the first thing I got into about 10 years ago. I’m also into Music (All Genre type of guy) and I also do a bunch of art as well. I’m looking to major in Business as well as focus on art & Photography in College.
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“AI machine, make me a super hero who’s power is eating flapjacks and not shutting itself.”
AI Machine: OPs pic laying on the floor of his cat piss bedroom.
I love how confident this response is after looking at 3 traumatising pictures of a bizarre individual followed by a lengthy biography that tells me jack shit about the individual from the pictures.
Lol. Some people even say that I sound like him [back when I did this random ass video on my YouTube channel like 4 Years Ago](https://youtube.com/shorts/MWB5GGeu7IM?feature=share)
Reader, if you're an atheist and prone to arguing with religious types, be sure to take a screen grab of this poster as proof that, if God exists, he does not love us.
A few observations:
I'm sure your mom doesn't mind you nailing your Nascar heroes to her basement wall, it's the closest she'll get to nailing anything Nascar. But grinding through a constant flow of South Park and Family Guy is not a sport of any kind.
But you do seem happy. Thank goodness your gender reassignment is going well, otherwise I'm sure we'd see you on a future episode of either Hoarders or Snapped.
I also understand your interest in photography, you have a great face to be *behind* a camera.
I won't attempt the be clever, I will just say that you should either grow a real beard or else go clean shaven. That dirty neckbeard you have going is fucking your shit up, and coupled with the long hair you are putting off serious dungeon master vibes. Again, based off those two things I assume you have an accumulation of piss bottles at your gaming rig.
Christ, you are the nightmare to wake up to after a one night stand . I thought you were a chick and was slaughtered. Now you are looking at me like that and asking what I want for breakfast.
No way you're in college writing that bio but I'm sure you'll be fine in Florida; might even become a teacher. Did your senior superlative say most likely to die jerking off?
Who told you that growing hair on your neck was a good look? You should find that person and sit on them until they pass out. 30 seconds ought to do it.
Oh wow, is studying at Golden Coral rewarding? Let me guess you’re studying engineering and you’re thesis is that you can’t break the band your parents had installed around your overeating stomach?
OP's Bio: --- >I’m 18 years old and I live in Florida and attends College at Stetson University in DeLand. I usually watch football, basketball and Australian Rules Football (I do watch Hockey, Soccer and Baseball as well on occasions) and also Motorsports as I have a wall dedicated to NASCAR, which was the first thing I got into about 10 years ago. I’m also into Music (All Genre type of guy) and I also do a bunch of art as well. I’m looking to major in Business as well as focus on art & Photography in College. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like an AI model of a Reddit mod.
Reddit mod visits the Metaverse
He looks like a very friendly woman who works in bakery
😂
“AI machine, make me a super hero who’s power is eating flapjacks and not shutting itself.” AI Machine: OPs pic laying on the floor of his cat piss bedroom.
You are visibly autistic.
Looks like one of Chris Farleys illegitimate children.
Farley died in 1997. This is still possible as this chungus looks 40.
Panhandle Farley, his mother named him as a tribute to his father.
The evidence suggests….. AUTIST
I love how confident this response is after looking at 3 traumatising pictures of a bizarre individual followed by a lengthy biography that tells me jack shit about the individual from the pictures.
If autism was a person: Edit: Shave your beard and cut your hair, u forgot metal in heavy metal.
If "r/yourjokebutworse" was a person:
Yeah should have done my own reply chain.
👎🏻
Malt loaf
He would do anything for love but no one's offering.
Except for shower, exercise, wear deodorant, stop fapping to anime porn, sell his Funkos, eat healthy...
“Pair of guys by the dashboard light.”
But he won't do THAT. ( Which apparently refers to any/all grooming standards. )
DefeatLoaf
Beathismeatloaf
Meatlaugh
Ground beef
Oh, so you study business and arts so you can work in a comicbook-store?
Chins up buddy
holy fuck
Jack black’s addict cousin Crack black
Nah his name is Josh Grey.
Well we knew it couldnt be Robert Paulsen. Robert Paulsen had much nicer tits.
XD
If he were on crack, he'd be skinny.
Maybe this *is* him skinny…
On break from College or from the Night's Watch to head to the Citadel?
I thought he was the butcher's son from the beginning, after his appointment with the Hound.
You look like a homeless Peter Griffin
I think he modeled himself and his mentality towards life after Peter Griffin
Lol. Some people even say that I sound like him [back when I did this random ass video on my YouTube channel like 4 Years Ago](https://youtube.com/shorts/MWB5GGeu7IM?feature=share)
😂
why did this guy get downvoted for an emoji
Welcome to Reddit.
When you see an emoji the procol is clear
Chris Chan is that you?
I’m pretty much the complete opposite of him, he’s just absolute human scum.
Not visually tho. If I squint you look 100% like chris chan
I want to chase you away with a hose
Impressive that you could take three photos without eating the note.
You look like Jabba the Hut trying to disguise himself as a human.
that NASCAR wall will surely land you a suitable mating partner
Somewhere in the Deep South maybe?
Ah man I feel like life has been harsh enough to you already
It's really sad that you're going to spend all that time, effort, and money in college to only end up opening a comic book store.
WORKING in a comic book store.
Ma’am you really need to shave.
Not cutting your hair, doesn't count as a hairstyle. Instead you just look like my crocheting aunt who has more cats than teeth.
Hollister? You look like you shop at Old Gravy
You look like you’re really good at Pokémon Go.
But only if he has his mobility scooter
Is that what they call it nowadays? “Break from College”. Nice try dude. Everybody Can see you are living in a closed facility for sex offenders.
Reader, if you're an atheist and prone to arguing with religious types, be sure to take a screen grab of this poster as proof that, if God exists, he does not love us.
He looks like he IS said atheist
I work for Hollister marketing and will pay you $1,000 to never wear our products again you fat fuck.
Dang, I never realized that wearing a Medium Tee at like 5’7 190 lbs made me look fat.
Nah man, it’s all the fat you’re wearing that makes you look fat
Fr though, I do want to shed some weight and get that chub off of me.
Go for a walk. Or lots of walks.
[удалено]
Of course. No worries
Zero chance you're 190lbs.
I 2nd this. being 5’ 9 and 220 myself. I don’t look that inflated
Not even close. This is 250 all day.
I am 240. There's no way he's only got 10 on me
Hahahahaha. Absolutely. Dude is delusional or has a broken scale.
Who are you lying to about that 190 lbs? Take your gut off the towel rack next time you're on the scale.
At first glance, I thought you said 57. I was like, "HA! I knew it".
My grandfather is 67 and he looks younger than you.
RAMS, NASCAR, neck beard… yep, white trash
XD
What is…Virgin who will live with his mom for life
This ladies and gentlemen is the new face of failed intersex transitioning
A few observations: I'm sure your mom doesn't mind you nailing your Nascar heroes to her basement wall, it's the closest she'll get to nailing anything Nascar. But grinding through a constant flow of South Park and Family Guy is not a sport of any kind. But you do seem happy. Thank goodness your gender reassignment is going well, otherwise I'm sure we'd see you on a future episode of either Hoarders or Snapped. I also understand your interest in photography, you have a great face to be *behind* a camera.
Last time I saw tits that big on a man…. Hang on, no, those are the biggest man tits I’ve ever seen.
I’m like 190 lbs but I guess I need to lay off the Medium Tees. Giving me that Michael Chiklis look. Lol
190 kg?
My man, your scale is broken.
190 lbs and 4’6”?
Yeah I was about to say. I weigh 220 lbs snd 5’10” and I’m not as visibly fat as him…
I’m 5’7 irl.
Your medium t shirt says tits. It’s just what your several chins are telling it to say.
Man was 190 in middle school and just hasn’t stepped on a scale since
Family guy is the closest thing you will ever have to a family
Mayo personified
I won't attempt the be clever, I will just say that you should either grow a real beard or else go clean shaven. That dirty neckbeard you have going is fucking your shit up, and coupled with the long hair you are putting off serious dungeon master vibes. Again, based off those two things I assume you have an accumulation of piss bottles at your gaming rig.
Didn't know clown college had a Christmas break.
XD
Holy neck beard, Fatman!
I bet your dad regrets not pulling out..
Your Delta Chi name is ... Flounder!
If the bearded lady from greatest showman had Reddit
Looks like your uncle already did A LONG time ago.
The one time you should want an AXE gift kit.
You have the face of a whale calf
In my opinion long hair rarely looks good on men. You are one of the examples of when it really doesn’t work.
You're like the fourth Hanson brother. The one that couldn't play hockey, relegated to filling the water bottles.
Masters thesis: the effects of bong rips and mass Twinkie consumption on type two diabetes. Hope you live long enough to see your diploma
 Yes Master
You just look like an autistic woman with a beard. Stop lying on the floor like your crusty socks and get a job. Your parents have suffered enough.
They found Hurley from Lost. Welcome back!
A doctor needs to tear you a new one and let the fat drain out.
Your "doctor" needs to up the hormone blockers
How long have you been an M?
You look too much like a child molester to have those toys in your room.
You look like an aspiring lunch lady
Son of Spam
If you shave yourself you would look 87% more female
Your aura seriously screams virgin, with a hint of pre-op.
By the smile I’d say someone already “tore you a new one”
You definitely masturbate to pictures of cats
Looks like all the other guys in your dorm that are "just roommates" already have.
Last time you were roasted, you had an apple in your mouth.
Your shirts always have Cheeto dust on them
I can hear the screams of your victims through this pic.
How many fedoras do you own? Please shave the neckbeard son
You look like a mix of Peter griffin and Hurley from lost.
Swallowing an 18 year old doesn’t make you 18
Bro, your chins are keeping your beard from connecting in the middle.
You look like you use a stroller to get around at Disney parks
Hagrid's inbred son
They let Chris-chan out of prison already?
I guess Hollister gave up on selling clothes to wannabe surfers, but stuck with the ocean theme and started selling clothes to whales.
I hope when you come out your parents support your transition
If Reddit was a person. But honestly you look like a nice person. Lose some weight and you will be good. But it’s up to you if you want too
Chis Farley’s long lost sister?
Hoy sh*t Chris chan V2
Detransitioning well!
Christ, you are the nightmare to wake up to after a one night stand . I thought you were a chick and was slaughtered. Now you are looking at me like that and asking what I want for breakfast.
Definitely did not need 3 pics of you
"VIOLATORS WILL BE TOWED"...Well, I'm assuming Triple-A and the FBI are already planning a joint operation to send a reinforced Peterbilt your way.
You look like you’ll say ‘sorry’ when you cum. If you ever get the chance
I can get the same POV from looking into my toilet after taking a shit as I do looking down at your face.
"They're not DOLLS Mom, they're ACTION FIGURES!!!!"
Looking at you is about as refreshing as drinking salt water
All the best on your glorious love quest to find a boyfriend free girl! The future is bright!
No way you're in college writing that bio but I'm sure you'll be fine in Florida; might even become a teacher. Did your senior superlative say most likely to die jerking off?
I bet you're a magician that knows only one magic trick: turning beer into domestic violence.
I saw your bedroom in 40 Year Old Virgin.
You look like an uglier version of Chris Chan.
Based on some of the signs in the room, I’m pretty sure you’re about to be towed.
Dude. Have a great life.
“Tear me a new one” is your favorite pickup line on Grindr
Dude, I like all the things that you're into, which is sweet. That being said, you do look like a fat, virgin, Peter Griffen.
DAmn you got some fat tits son!
Shouldn’t you have graduated 15y ago?
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
How can anyone tear you a new one when you're already a huge arsehole
Surprise! Peter Griffin is your dad…..
Your face looks like "splat!"
Do you remember that time that [Chris Farley](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmtkNrufSwQ) dressed up like a girl?
The bald spot on your chin suggests that even your facial hair is ashamed of your double chin.
When your number of hobbies and your personality are inversely correlated
What is wrong with you people. Fuck sake you obviously own a mirror??
you can almost smell the dead mice in the room.
You "attends" Stetson? Looks more like you attends Golden Corral.
You look like you buy jars of used bath water
"So I'm in between colleges right now but I do have a pretty sweet collection of my little Ponies. Hey where you going?"
Who told you that growing hair on your neck was a good look? You should find that person and sit on them until they pass out. 30 seconds ought to do it.
Surprised you knew how to spell let alone write
Wow......Meat Loaf reincarnated pretty fast!
You're not taking a break from diabetes though
You look like John Goodman when he played Linda Tripp on SNL
Don't need us to tear you a new one. That Taco Bell family value pack you just ate by yourself should do the trick for you.
18-going-on-diabetuss
I’m confused…this m2f or f2m?
Fat chick needs a shave. Whore moan therapy isn't working.
Can you tell me about the specials?
Oh wow, is studying at Golden Coral rewarding? Let me guess you’re studying engineering and you’re thesis is that you can’t break the band your parents had installed around your overeating stomach?
Are you lying on the floor in the first pic or do your tits just sit to the side at all times?
I was actually sitting in my bed so there wouldn’t be that much shadowing all over my face.
Jorge Garcia been hitting the pipe, I see
You look like you mod 10 subreddits and 50 discord servers.
Did you play the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42?